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They've Arrived! Angelina DID Give Birth Saturday Night!

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Angelina Jolie > Francophilia

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This time, it's for real!

Angelina Jolie's doctor has confirmed that the actress did indeed give birth Saturday night.

And, she had a boy and a girl.

Yay!!!!

A mini Brad, Jr. has arrived!

The obstetrician who delivered the twins, Dr. Michel Sussmann, says that Angie and the kids "are doing marvelously well."

Brad was there for the planned caesarian, as he has been every step of the way.

So, what did Poppa Pitt and Mommy Jolie name the kids???

CLICK HERE to find out!

[Image via WENN.]

So…..

Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline were born Saturday night at the Lenval hospital in Nice.

The boy weighed 5.03 pounds and the girl 5 pounds.

All you Angelina fans, like us, will know that Marcheline was the name of the actress' dear departed mother.

So sweet!

872 comments to “They've Arrived! Angelina DID Give Birth Saturday Night!”

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  1. truda says – reply to this


    301

    Re: Iris – Of course "IT'S" too ignorant-who in their right mind would defend 2 people who's entire "career" is based off of committing adultery?



  2. 302

    Love the names, especially Vivienne! I'm so happy for them. Can't wait to see how hott their kids are as they get older, too.

  3. Ryan says – reply to this


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    Great, they named the boy after a brand of gelatin.
    .
    I love Paul Newman… ket a humble balance even though he's a megastar and gave hundreds of millions to charities, yet most people don't know about it. He's such a contrast to these two attention whores, who will soon be selling pictures of their offspring. Digusting.

  4. aly says – reply to this


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    Re: Cokie_

    Don't forget, Cokie, women who have GENITAL HERPES also have to have C sections because babies can become BLIND if the herpes virus gets into their eyes while they are traveling through the birth canal. Yes, I am an OB nurse. My guess is that THIS is the reason she keeps have C sections. Girlfriend is used the hell up and I wouldn't be surprised if she has other VDs, too. And by the way, please get a freaking life…how many damn posts have you made on this stupid ass story???? Angelina, who yes, is a WHORE, does not read these posts, so give the best friend routine a rest already… you are truly laughable!!!!

  5. Leah says – reply to this


    305

    Those are such cute names.

  6. charl says – reply to this


    306

    i can't believe i've just wasted minutes of my life looking at some of this bored, people saying the babies should die ohmygod you should be completely ashamed of yourself. who are they hurting? they are two good looking, famous people who have been together a few years now, there is no proof they were together before his marriage was over, no proof there was ivf involved, but what does it matter, it's none of our business!! have your opinion fair enough but there's no need to downright evil, childish and cruel! jealousy is obviously a bitter pill to swallow.

  7. K says – reply to this


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    Re: Cokie_ – YOU ARE A NUT! look at you ranting over and over again, attacking everyone that doesn't share your pathetic opinion of some slut bag! Just because you think Jolie should be held to some high standard doesn't mean everyone does. YOU obviously set the bar pretty low. You rag on and on about america but here you are posting on an american site. I couldn't even bring myself to read all your posts just because I know it's crazy talk after reading one ! Get some help dear. You like to sandblast Jen but heaven forbid someone speak the truth about Jolie.

  8. Zee says – reply to this


    308

    Re: FYI – WORD!! These two whoring out their kids and then trying to sanitize it by saying it's for charity is repulsive.
    Kidman and Roberts aren't dripping with narcissisam and hypocrisy — like angie is — even though they are actors.

  9. kris says – reply to this


    309

    Re: Steph – shut the f–k up!! Angie is not a slut!! She is also not a homewrecker!!! Brad decided on his on to leave Maniston!! And he made the right decision! Now he has the brood of children he always wanted with a very beautiful women who he deeply loves. With Maniston those kids (if she can even have any) would have only had a fifty-fifty chance of being future hotties!!lol!! Congrats to Angie and Brad!!!

  10. kayka says – reply to this


    310

    omg!! im so happy 4 both of them!!

  11. ??? says – reply to this


    311

    WHEN'S THE NEXT BLACK KID COMING?
    Maybe in 6 months to a year-when the "twins" get boring and played.

  12. Mrs. says – reply to this


    312

    CONGRATS Brad and Angie….. Angie you did it….way to go sista……..
    your soooo great, we love you !!!
    God Bless you and your family and the twins !!!

    xxxxooooxxxxoooo xxxooooxxxoooo

  13. Lisa says – reply to this


    313

    Cool! love Brad and Angelina - can't wait to see pictures of the twins. Brad and Angie are both so gorgeous and I am sure their twins are every bit as beautiful as they are!

  14. USA says – reply to this


    314

    Re: Cokie_ – How CAN'T YOU despise Skanaklina and Shitt? They are AMERICAN afterall.

  15. cierr says – reply to this


    315

    wow, Happy, wonderful news!! Really looking forward to seeing pics of the beautiful, gorgeous family…….. the names are beautiful!!

  16. reeni says – reply to this


    316

    BFD!!!!! Women give birth every fucking day to twins…whopee!



  17. 317

    Re: Allen – You call me an asshole, you YOU are the moron calling Angelina a "homewrecker". There is NO SUCH THING as a "homewrecker", you stupid fool! Jennifer Aniston said their split was not because of "any tabloid speculation", why don't you believe her? Why do you call jennifer Aniston a liar? Answer THAT, ASShole! The only whore, is the slimy greasy leg-spreading bed-hopping Jen, who has had 6 men's c*cks up her vagina in 3 years. Also COKE, is UNIVERSAL. Try again, stupid American tabloid-believing gullible little fool.

  18. CITI says – reply to this


    318

    WHO CARES

  19. Sunny says – reply to this


    319

    Anyone past the age of 13 years old knows that Angie has an m.o., even though she has shifted her primary drug to collecting children. I truly feel for these two innocent babies and hope that at least one of the nannies, and maybe Pitt's parents can give the little one's the genuine love that their narcissistic parents are incapable of.

  20. justm says – reply to this


    320

    Knox is a brand of gelatin. hmm
    Oh well, congratulations to the happy family.



  21. 321

    Re: K – Um, moron, being nuderweight is NO barrier to becoming pregnant! It might make it harder, but unless you are deathly anorexic ala Karen Carpenter and your underwear are hanging off of your hipbones, you can still fall pregnant, and your periods don't always stop. If you even bother to do some research and put down your Paris Hilton fanzines and Aniston and Friend's bio books, you will find the timeline of when Angelina stopped taking birth control and the gap, makes it impossible for IVF to be used, or even affective. Angelina has always been thin, yet fell pregnant without even trying with Shiloh. You are talking shit, as usual.

  22. EARTH says – reply to this


    322

    AMERICANS= WORST THAN COMMUNISTS.
    AMERICANS= DESTROYERS OF THE EARTH.
    AMERICANS= WICKED, SELF-ABSORBED, GREEDY BASTARDS.
    AMERICANS= LIVE FOR CREATING WAR THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE.
    AMERICAS= THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE MILITARY MINDSET SINCE THE ANCIENT ROMANS.
    AMERICANS= LIVE TO CAUSE WAR AND MAYHEM, TO PILLAGE AND PLUNDER.
    AMERICANS= IS THE REASON WHY THE WORLD WANTS THE CHINESE TO TRIUMPH EVEN THOUGH THE ARE COMMUNISTS.
    AMERICANS=WILL STOP AND NOTHING BUT TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION.
    AMERICAS=ARE THE WHORES OF BABYLON.



  23. 323

    Glad the twins arrived safely, since it seems scary to have a twin birth after the first cesarean. Both names are beautiful, and congratulations to the family!!

    Oh and in the side-kick land, expect a non-news of Jen and John popping out in her feeble attempt to contest the Mega Birth news. LOL!

  24. cj says – reply to this


    324

    crappy names, these kids will have to live with these names!



  25. 325

    OMG! Thats great!



  26. 326

    Re: K – Sorry honey, I'm not Jenfraud (Perez even has my primary ISP internet address so it can be validated if you want to take it further) but unlike you, I registered my name and don't use anon names so I can post under several different names like you clearly do. I have suspected you of being at least 5 people, and I'm pretty sure I'm right. Perhaps your guilty conscience is why you accuse me? COnsidering your behaviour, hypocrisy much? Why don't you register your name, instead of typing as the anonymous nic-changing coward that you are?

  27. GOD says – reply to this


    327

    Re: Demi – judge not lest ye shall be judged



  28. 328

    Who gives a shit, Angelina is a homewrecker just like all the other trolls you report on and Brad is an idiot for letting it happen too.

  29. Jessi says – reply to this


    329

    So all her boys have an "x" in their name. Cute :-)

  30. Jack says – reply to this


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    Re: Cokie_

    I honestly think you are mentally challenged.

    These babies are definitely the result of IVF, which you CLEARLY know nothing about. Ever hear of reduction or genetic testing to find out the sex? They chose exactly what they wanted (as did J-Lo and froggie) and they are wealthy enough to afford all the procedures, genetic testing, and reductions. I'm sure they have some embryos on ice too. Not to mention she had to have IVF b/c she was too thin to ovulate (i.e. get her period). You have to have a certain percentage of body fat to ovulate. That's why anorexics (like herself and her ex Billy Bob who admitted his problem) and most models don't get their periods.

    I can't wait for them to break up and she winds up like Mia Farrow with 13 kids…alone.

  31. Simpl says – reply to this


    331

    All the best to the Jolie-Pitts!



  32. 332

    Approximately 134 million babies were born on this planet in 2007.
    Congratulations to the trog-wench-baby-hoarder for having striven and succeeded in accomplishing the average once again.
    She should see a shrink for the hoarding thing.



  33. 333

    Re: K – Talk about rants! All your ranting against Angelina, and the only thing you have against her is complaining that the boys name rhymes with certain genitals (are you 11 years old? how imamture!), and picking on the names, which shows the mentality of you and your ilk. If thats all you have, thats sad and shows are vicious and shallow you really are. The names are old names. Any name can be associated with anything you want. Naturally, you will, via the dark and sick recesses of your mind, seek out the worst association you can find. However, your posts speak volumes about your envious and loathesome personality. I for one think the names are grand, and I'm happy she stuck with traditional names rather than the modern made-up garbage that celebs give their children these days.

  34. TZ says – reply to this


    334

    Re: Cokie_ – Underweight often calls a halt to ovulation which, since you obviously slept through junior high health class, is neccessary in order to get pregnant naturally (ovulation = egg. egg + sprem = embryo. Got it?).
    .
    Fertility drugs such as gonadotropins can help underweight women start ovulating again. IVF is also an option for those who can afford it.
    .
    Now here's a quarter. Go buy yourself a clue.

  35. Manda says – reply to this


    335

    Congrats to the very large family hope everything goes well



  36. 336

    Re: truda – You call me ignorant, yet you desperately cling to PROVEN LIES! You prove what I say. You believe lies. What does that say about you? You attack 2 decent people who do a lot of good, are internationally respected and have done nothing wrong. What does that say about rubbish like you?

  37. JV says – reply to this


    337

    Welcome Max and Vivienne :) Congratulations Brad and Angelina!

  38. cierr says – reply to this


    338

    Re: TUNA (#215)……YOU STINK!!!! (haha)



  39. 339

    Re: aly – Believing its about genital herpies because you dislike Angelina out of jealousy and because you are blinded by LIES, does not mean you are correct. All it says is that you are nasty, hateful, and spiteful. One could also make assertions about why you are an OB….

  40. hewat says – reply to this


    340

    i hate them (not the kids). enough already.

  41. jack says – reply to this


    341

    I honestly think you are mentally challenged. The babies are definitely the result of IVF, which you CLEARLY know nothing about. Ever hear of reduction or genetic testing to find out the sex? They chose exactly what they wanted (as did J-Lo and froggie) and they are wealthy enough to afford all the testing, procedures and reductions. Not to mention she had to have IVF b/c she is too thin to ovulate (i.e. get her period).

    I can't wait for them to break up and she winds up like Mia Farrow with 13 kids…alone.

  42. WHORE says – reply to this


    342

    I LOVE HOW ALL YOU WHORES HAVE DELUDED YOURSELVES INTO THINKING THAT THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A HOMEWRECKER.

    ANGELINA JOLIE IS A HOMEWRECKING SLUT. PERIOD.

  43. Lenna says – reply to this


    343

    A BABY BRAAAAAAAAAD??? OMG SO I'LL JUST WAIT 18 YEARS FOR THIS KID TO BE LEGAL, SURE HE WILL BE THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE BY THEN… *DROOLS*



  44. 344

    Not to mention how beautiful Vivienne would be, but can we imagine Brad with Angelina's eyes? Little Knox Leon will be a major heart-breaker!

  45. fiera says – reply to this


    345

    Congratulations!!! Can't wait to see the pics!!!

  46. Brad says – reply to this


    346

    Overpopulation is the greatest threat to the planet — and that include consumption of resources that are scarce and becoming more scarce.
    .
    So far, Angelina "I'll never give birth to a child" Jolie has popped out three offspring who will, you can bet, be avid consumers.
    .
    The overweening arrogance of these two apparently convinced them that THEY are the exception. Somehow they are so very special that they can ignore the overpopulation issue and yet pass as being Green and genuinely concerned about the plight of others. It seems that they know that those who are their fans will swallow any twaddle from them.



  47. 347

    Re: WHORE

    There was no home between Aniston and Pitt, as her fans like K would admit. They BOTH didn't honor their marriage oath, and never were in love. There were NO HOME TO WRECK. So sorry.



  48. 348

    Re: K – You're the one ranting and foaming at the mouth on a forum on a celebrity you claim to dislike, you tell me who is the nut? YOU! You believe LIES about Angelina, and complain about the TRUTH being told? You call Angelina a slut, when she is not and there is no proof that she is? Yet you idolise a PROVEN SLUT like Jen, and get offended if anyone speaks the truth about the manipulative person Jen is, yet have no problems seeking out blogs with Angelina's name, simply to attack her? Then you complain when I call out your American mannerisms? GROW THE HECK UP. You truly are a vicious and hate-filled psycho. You post lies and refuse to admit the truth, because you don't want to. You slander 2 people who have done no wrong, yet believe the bed-hopping Jen is an angel. Your posts are the result of rose-glass wearing fanbot who refuses to see the truth about your idol. You need help. And a serious grip on reality.

  49. k]H]k says – reply to this


    349

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    ♥ Congratz 2/my favorite ♥

    {♥♥♥} couple in the world {♥♥♥♥♥}

    U make the cutezt babiez .. I wizh

    everyone the bezt of luck//luv♥ya}}

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  50. 350

    Re: USA – Allen/k/et al, despising the general ignorant American is different from recognising decent people. Calling Angelina a skanki despite all evidence to the contrary simply proves you only want to believe what you want to believe, and refuse to see or admit the truth.

  51. IO says – reply to this


    351

    Cokie, cokie poor deluded little brangeloonie. Did you know the term "brangeloonie" is used to describe fans like you?
    Just becuase you are sopped with them, laughable in your hypocrisy hating America while you have an American logo as you icon, doesn't mean that's the msjoirty opinion. In fact, most people don't sgare your brangie-worship.

  52. Shel says – reply to this


    352

    CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Whew it's about time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Brad and Angelinga or a beautiful couple.



  53. 353

    i knew the orig story was false! HA! I love Ange and Brad but one has to wonder if she had the help of a doc on this pregnancy. I mean twins? And a boy and a girl? How perfect ya know? Now they have 3 and 3 sounds to much like a dream situation. Ive got 5 and 1~ who cares anyway congrats to the beautiful family!

  54. Not i says – reply to this


    354

    You have some nerve to call a fifteen year old a slut. Have some coath she's underage Mario. Many young women do this for attention(sad world) BTW I hope you like your call from the FBI here soon.

  55. une f says – reply to this


    355

    felicitations!!!!! j'aime les noms beaucoup

    et si, vivienne est tres charmant

  56. Alice says – reply to this


    356

    I don't know if people are stupid or just making things up because they hate Brad and Angelina so much. Angelina doesn't have trouble getting pregnant. Twins are born all of the time without invitro. Also it's a complicated process that is hard on the body. It's not as if you just pop a pill and you're pregnant. Making movies and 4 kids is not the best environment to do treatments and have it take on the first try. Nicole Richie is so much thinner than Angelina and she got pregnant. Nicole Kidman is also thinner than Angelina and nobody is claiming they had invitro. By the way Julia Roberts sold pictures of her twins to People Magazine. She's also been low key for the last few years so I doubt there was a bidding war for Henry's pictures.



  57. 357

    Re: Jenfraud – Hi Jenfraud, apparently, you are me, according to K/Allen/Jack/current-anon-nic. Or I'm you. Hilarious, isn't she? :D

  58. Laury says – reply to this


    358

    She finally gave birth. Whatever. Can life on Earth resume its normal course now??? Geez.

  59. BUBU says – reply to this


    359

    JENNIFER ANISTON MUST BE ROTTING INSIDE, OOOMG HOW MUCH I'M ENJOYING THIS, HAHAHA, SHE MUST BE SOOOO JEALOUS…

    ADMIT IT MANISTON, YOU'RE UGLY, ZERO TALENTED AAAAAAAAND YOU'RE A COMPLETE FREAK, CRAZY WHORE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH BEAUTIFUL AND ALMOST PERFECT ANGELINA!!!!!!!

    AND THIS GO TO MANISTON'S FANS TOO, AND ALL THOSE JEN/BRAD SHIPPERS… SO DELUSIONALS

  60. zach says – reply to this


    360

    So, um, Perez sweetie… are you going to enshrine this nonsense at the top of page 1 of your site then take the day off?

  61. Loves says – reply to this


    361

    Knox Leon?!?!
    Sounds like a black dude serving 40 to life for murder.

  62. Rose says – reply to this


    362

    Indeed, the chosen ones are here! Congrats to the most fab couple on planet Earth!!! Keep the brood growing. You are both an inspiration in the Hollywood septic tank of celebrity. Felicitations!

  63. sassy says – reply to this


    363

    Re: EARTH – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! u r pointless man!!!!! bye bye bitter and twisted!!! ahahahahahahahahaaha

  64. HugsN says – reply to this


    364

    All the boys have X's in their names. Brings a tear to my eye.

  65. Alert says – reply to this


    365

    People, Cokie obviously is not in its right mind. Cokie is a troll and is making a fool of itself.. Don't feed the troll and it will go away.

  66. jack says – reply to this


    366

    Oh, and let's not forget almost every single hollywood mom has a c-section "too posh to push". They also are almost always delivered a month or so prior to their due dates so the stars can avoid nasty little pregnancy side effects like stretch marks and the like because the baby is bigger than 5 or so pounds. God forbid they look human 3 months after they deliver (or shall I say, have the baby removed). These doctors should seriously have their licenses taken away for bribery.



  67. 367

    Re: Cokie_ – So 317/321, what's it like taking a break from having your head up Angelina Jolie's twat, by resting it for a while up her ass?
    You are more familiar with her ob-gyn ups and downs than her Ob-Gyn doctor would be? Are you a stalker or just a loser who worships this brazen, narcissistic, vain, self-important, tattooed skag who wants to be a Saint, but would be satisfied with being the next Audrey Hepburn.
    What's with the "falling pregnant". That's like "took sick"…??? You're either from the deep rural Appalachians,….or English is your second language.

  68. Luka says – reply to this


    368

    I am so so happy for her! These babies are going to be absolutely beautiful! Imagine if Brad Pitt was your dad and angelina jolie was ur mom youve just got the best genetics on the planet! Those kids are golden! LUcky bitches! SO HAPPY FOR YOU ANGELINA AND BRAD xxx



  69. 369

    Re: Jack – K/Jack/Allen et al; You are the only bitter mentally challenged person. I have had IVF myself once, and know the procedure. YOU clearly, DON'T. So cut the crap o'k'? These babies are CLEARLY not the result of IVF. If you even bother to check out the timeline of Angie's schedule (who takes IVF and does risky stunts in movies that could cause miscarriage? Use your effing brains, if you have any) and the procedure of IVF, you'd KNOW it was not possible. Angelina is clearly more than adequate at falling pregnant on her own - sorry to burst your bubble.
    You know nothing. Many thin people do have their periods, and DO ovulate. They have to be deathly thin not to. This is fact, if you bother to actually research. CHOOSE to believe she had IVF, if you want to because it suits your warped personality and needs. However it is clear to anyone with an analytical brain, that IVF was not possible in this scenario.
    Wishing the parents of children to split up, to satify your spiteful, bitter and jealous-filled hate and to prove some sort of point that you want to make, really shows the maturity level that you possess, and the depth of hate and irrationality you show. I sincerely hope YOU don't have any children, if you wish that to happen, simply because you have 'issues' with a celeb. Why must you people be so low, and so immature? Grow up and get that chip off your shoulder.

  70. Lisa says – reply to this


    370

    How can Angelina be a homewrecker when Brad never had a home to wreck? He did not have a family with Jen and I think his marriage to Jen was long over even before Angelina entered the picture. They always looked so unhappy together.

    Brad and Angie are so beautiful together - they look made for each other. Jen's fans need to get over it - don't worry I am sure she will find someone one day. I think Brad married her on the rebound from Gwyneth anyways - don't believe he ever really loved Jen.

  71. Cesca says – reply to this


    371

    Yipee, the twins are here!! Now can the tabloids PLEASE move on to something else?

  72. Rora says – reply to this


    372

    I Highly Doubt Brad and Angelina are reading the nonsense posted by the asswipes on here….hahaha…..what lame brains.

  73. Chris says – reply to this


    373

    FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!! WHO CARES IF SHE BECAME PREGNANT NATURALLY OR THROUGH IVF. IT'S NONE OF OUR BUSINESS. THE POINT IS, THERE APPEAR TO BE TWO HEALTHY BABIES. THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. IF YOU LIKE ANG AND BRAD, FINE, IF YOU DON'T, FINE. ARE YOU A JEN FAN???? WHO CARES. DO YOU HONESTLY THINK ANY OF THESE PEOPLE, YES, THAT'S ALL THEY ARE, PEOPLE, NOT GODS, GIVES ONE IOTA OF A RATS ASS ABOUT YOU???? UMMMM, NO! AS LONG AS THEY TAKE CARE OF THEIR KIDS AND I DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR IT, I WISH THEM WELL. IF THEY WANT A HUNDRED MORE, THAT'S THEIR CHOICE, NOT MINE. I'M DONE AT THREE.



  74. 374

    COKIE do you have a life? In the first page alone i find you responding to everyones posts!!! PEREZ WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DAY WHEN YOU USED TO LIMIT PEOPLES COMMENTS? COKIE stop pretending to know it all, your freaking annoying, get off your pc and find a life!

  75. Cat says – reply to this


    375

    Knox? Oh come on! First Maddox, then Pax and now Knox? What is it with Brangelina and the suffix -ox/-ax? Leon is a nice name though.
    Vivienne Marcheline is pretty ordinary, but ok.
    I hope - for Knox's sake - that he doesn't have his mum's lips- one male "Jolie" is enough.
    As a twin (also with a brother) myself: welcome to the world, Vivienne and Knox! And congrats to Brangelina.



  76. 376

    Re: TZ – TZ/Jack/Allen/K, Angelina was nowhere near the extremities of being that thin in which she would stop ovulating. Considering I have been through the procedure (and no, not due to being thin) I can tell you it is EXTREMELY RARE for someone to be sooooooo thin, that they would stop ovulating.
    I suggest you keep that quarter. Its obvious that you need it. Perhaps even to learn simple birds and the bees logic, since you are apparently so clueless.

  77. Zan says – reply to this


    377

    Re: Alice – Your wrote "Angelina doesn't have trouble getting pregnant. " How the f*ck do you know? Are you her gynecologist?
    It's a known fact that extreme underweight (and even brangaloonies acknowledged her serious skinniness), causes ovulationto stop and, honey, you may want to believe angie's fetus sprung straight from divine sources, but angoe needs to ovulate in order to get pregnant, just like anyone else does.
    If she didn't use one of the ovulation-inducing drugs, then it's highly likely she used IVF.



  78. 378

    Re: Cokie_ – Cokie,….too much cokie…??? If you know what I mean? Since your head is in the clouds, AND wearing rose-colored glasses—why don't you do something age -appropriate and go watch you some cartoons on the cartoon channel…??? ;)

  79. blue says – reply to this


    379

    maybe u should stop calling 15 year old children names like slut and whore



  80. 380

    Re: Cokie_

    Hey there you too, isn't it indeed crazy? A deluded JenFan like K needs to convince herself that there are only one Jolie-Pitt fans. She can't open her eyes to see the reality that her pathetic idol has sank so low in the social stratosphere, now belonging to C-list set with likes of Mayer and Simpson. K said in another thread that it was OK for Jen not to thank Brad in an ceremony, OK for Jen to say he wasn't the love of her life, but it is NOT OK for Brad to find his happiness elsewhere. JenFans are deeply disturbed with their distorted sense of reality and double standards. Sad women, sad idol.

  81. Spic says – reply to this


    381

    What was wrong with the names Pancho and Hortencia? Racist Gringos! Are they gonna name the next boy, Malcom X? Diablos.



  82. 382

    Re: WHORE – (apt name?)Yes, k, we know you are dulusional and a child. When you grow up, you will be in for a big shock, I can tell you! Anyone past junior high knows it is simply NOT POSSIBLE to 'wreck' a home. Jen is the slut, not Angelina. Follow the bouncing ball and learn the truth.

  83. 12345 says – reply to this


    383

    I see she wimped out on the homebirth vbac….

  84. aly says – reply to this


    384

    Re: Cokie_

    Wow…you are an individual with some SERIOUS issues…..You found me out!! I am SOOO jealous of Angelina Jolie! I wish that I was a skin and bones, I wish that I had GENITAL HERPES, and I wish that I had whoreanus tattoos covering my entire body! I wish I drank other people's blood and I wish I had a brother so we could DO IT!!!

    Yes, I am an OB nurse….because I love babies and helping women bring new lives into the world. You are seriously delusional if you think that 99% of OB doctors and nurses are there for any other reason. It is YOU, Cokie (by the way, that stuff will FUCK you up..obviously in your case..and I love how you are using "coca-cola" as your cover…) that is a sick, sad, little person. Get some professional help. Seriously.

    Oh, and….TEAM ANISTON ALL THE WAY, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    373 bitches

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    All of you idiots that claim that she definately had IVF or most certainly conceived naturally, are complete and utter dumbasses. How the fuck would you know? The point is, they now have two seemingly healthy babies out of whatever choice of impregnation. Hooray for babies.

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    You get all the news first right? Just after it is posted every else first. LOL

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    is that them, or wax figures of them? its hard to tell.



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    Re: IO – And little kiddies like you are called AniSTONED Jenbots. You are the one calling a decent and respected woman, a slut. You are the ones hating on innocent children as a weapon to attack Angelina. That says who the true Jenaloonatics are - you loons.

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    Re: Cokie_ – Cokie, the more you post, the more ignorant you appear. Your claim to having had IVF is obviously a lie.
    You're a 15 year old typing frantically on the laptop her daddy bought her, to defend her icon and role model Angelina. Glancing iintermittently at the Tomb Raider poster on your bedroom wall for reassurance, you take on those nasty hordes of people who don't love Angelina and redcognize her for the Goddes that she is!!! You slice with words left and right — oh. you are brilliant!! And the Tomb raider movie poster smiles down at you from the wall, approvingly, lovingly telepathically reassuring you that one day, you two, little one, will follow in the great Angelina's footsteps! Strive on!!!

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    perfect lives. i bet these little douche wagons were born with halos and wings. and of course they'll be earth-shatteringly stunning. IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!

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    awwww!!! congrats :)

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    I like the names, people will be calling her Viv Jolie sounds pretty hip to me.

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    Congrats to this awesome family. Babies sure are a wonderful way to start people. My little girl will be one in 3 weeks! I wish Ang a speedy recovery.

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    So happy for the Jolie-Pitt family! Love them! I love how Brad and Angie will donate the $11 million for the babie's pics to charity. This family ROCKS! I also love the tribute to Angie's Mom too. Awesome! Congrats to Angie and Brad~the two most generous Hollywood actors out there!



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    Re: Alert – No, you aren't in your right mind "Jack" (yep, your post below right after this)/k/ etc etc. Anyone who continually lies about someone they don't even know, clearly is screwed in the head. Especially 'anons'. You're the one attacking Angelina and accusing her of all these things out of spite. You have to have a very sick mind to do such a thing. Seek help. Please. But not Jen's 'therapist'. It hasn't done her any good for the past 20 years, so I'd recommend anyone but hers. :D

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    I REPEAT: "Cokie" is a child. A child who has become a troll. Ignore her as you would any child whose parents aren't apying attention: ignore her.



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    Re: Cokie_ – Look you weirdo. If you are going to sprawl face down and grovel before some celebrity, worshipping them like an idol—at least find a worthy, virtuous, tried and true icon.
    You are making a total fucking internet-fool out of yourself.

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    Awww Angie has popped out more illegitimate children. I don't understand why they keep having children together but don't want to marry each other. I guess adulterers do have commitment issues though. They are setting a great example for their children.

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    Congratulations to them both, Vivienne is a beautiful name, same name Rosie and Kelli O'Donnell named their youngest daughter, btw…….but KNOX? For real??? And people thought SUNDAY was bad????? Knox Pitt. Sounds like a pit bull blood line. Knox Jolie-Pitt sounds like a law firm. Ewwwwww, terrible, just terrible name. Is that the best they could do?

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