Miss U.S.A. Eats It! Beauty Queen Falls On Her Ass At Miss Universe Competition!!!!
Filed under: Etc.Yeah, so the headline pretty much sums up what happened!
For the second year in a row, Miss U.S.A. fell at the Miss Universe competition.
WTF???
Who is training these girls??? Are they teaching them to fall on purpose?
At Sunday night's pageant in Vietnam, Crystle Stewart, a Texan, totally ate floor.
CLICK HERE to check it!!!
P.S. We LOVE that she starts applauding after she falls!
Priceless.
Posted: July 14, 2008 at 2:33 am




lol she should have watched that stupid sandra bullock movie about beauty pageants lol
LATIN WOMEN ARE THE SHIT. WE HAVE WON MORE THEN ANY OTHER RACE. AMERICAN WOMEN ARE VERY PLAIN AND BORING LOOKING. DONT HATE AND ADMIT ITS ALL ABOUT US.
Re: LOL –
Hmmmm…I'm a canadian, and i'm pretty sure we dont ask Americans for ANYTHING. Actually, its the Americans that needed OUR support when you went and opened you big fat mouth again and stirred shit in the middle east. Thanks. Thanks alot. Maybe you should all mind your own business, get off your high horses, and be positively productive. Too much to ask? Figured.
In that tight evening gown, she was probably unused to having her legs that close together - made it tough for her to walk. Hahahahahahahahaha!
it's always "venezuela, puerto rico, colombia or mexico"
but something was up..
in here (in puerto rico) since thursday of last week a gosip show "La comay" she said the 15 candidates que 5 and the winner :S… so if "she" got the semi, finalist and winner everything was rigged AS ALWAYS
dumb bitch.
Re: JENN – Whatever, you stupid cunt. I guess people are willing to risk their lives to come live with us "fools," and willing to let us "fools" bail them out of trouble again and again!
Re: MARI – And when you are done using the only computer your village has (a 1998 HP in you city hall hut, donated by the USA) to visit a website based in the US, covering mostly American celebs and events, ride your donkey or camel back to your hut or cave, and keep laughing at us, STUPID BACKWARD JEALOUS CUNT!
It happens. But Good for Her! She handled it beautifully! She fell, got up & gave herself a hand! It takes a lot of courage to get up there, yet alone fall in front of everyone! Good Sport!
Re: Chant – Sure Canadians don't ASK America for anything…
you just sit there in our shadow like the lazy pussies you are, don't contribute anything when WE are asked to help everyone around the world, and you reap the benefits of being our neighbors! I don't see people risking their lives to get into YOUR "country." Shut the fuck up and get a culture and national identity, losers!
ONCE AGAIN LATIN WOMEN WIN!!!!!!!! LATIN WOMEN ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFU. AMERICAN WOMEN ARE BLAAAAAAH AND BORING. BLACK AMERICAN WOMEN ARE SUPER UGLY WHITE AMERICAN WOMEN ARE JUST BORING SO WHAT DO WE EXPECT. THIS IS A BEAUTY PAGEANT PEOPLE.
She makes me happy on this dreadful morning. Fall every year, you bitch!
You know what they say, you can't walk and eat a banana at the same time.
Falling is one thing, it's the clapping when she got up that made her look ridiculous.
LATINAS RULE LATINAS RULE LATINAS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA!!!!
honestly that is fucking pathetic. i don't feel sorry for her at all. her whole life has been one big lead up to walking, smiling, being pretty and saying a few words. if she can't walk across a stage at this point, she sucks.
The girl who won is f…. gorgeous!!!
For once, I agree with the judges.
OH MY GOODNESS!! First of all I have to say I felt sooooo soo bad for her, I can imagine how she felt and how she took it backstage. I wonder if she cried!?
Re: Shirl – YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT!!! Puerto Ricans do not "crawl under any fence" u stupid twat. Puerto Ricans are citizens of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA just like ur stupid fucking ass. But the difference is that we are not ignorant bastards like you!!! read a book and educate urself and choke on ur salmonella infected tomatoes.. bitch.
That was sad…. but oh well moving on. Venezuela was not the one to win this time…. she has the eyes of a Frog!! Should've been Colombia…
Stupid dumb American woman learn to walk will you.Why are you people so hell bent on this old school beauty shit,get rid of all of them pagents,no wonder the girls of today are so messed up,there to busy puking up all their food in toilet bowls
she clapped and struted her stuff the best she could after falling. why the fuck women got be in heels anyway. the whole pagent is so tranny.
fake hair, fake boobs, fake tranny makeup and dress, five inch heels. Real women don't look, dress like that.
I think Miss America handled her fall with grace. Of course the winner and runners up were Latin women. Those countries have nothing else to do with their awful lives in those crappy counties but train for beauty pageants and think of new ways to sneak into America. And to those who were talking smack on American woman both black and white let's keep it real! American women of all colors are Much Much more beautiful than anything a 3rd world country could even dream of producing!!
everything that's happening in this country is even reflected in beauty pageants…. the economy is falling, and USA fell twice in a row… I'm just saying…
for next year USA is going to pick a white, blonde girl just in case…
Re: CLAUDIA** – Why up with the weave? Everyone knows Negroids cant grow long hair.
Re: Shirl – What makes you think Cluadia is from a 3rd world country. She's black. she only fronting for one of girlz. give her a break. Pick tomatoes my ass, why dont you grow some corn!
Re: fred – Shows how little you know. We actually were in the war in Iraq cause your stupid country dragged us in. We fight for World Peace, you Americans fight because you just need to fight. No, you were not the "saviour" in the 2nd World War, you came in RIGHT before the end. Canada is filled with Dutch people because we were supplying them through those rough times. You did not win the War of 1812, cause if you did, Canada WOULD be the US. How does it feel to know the one time you went to war with us "pussies" you ended up crawling back in tears?
You'd have no oil if it wasn't for us. Most of your oil is from Alberta, Canada. We have enough to last both our countries a hundred years.
You are the world's fattest nation, and their largest polluter. You people are way past arrogant even though you know nothing about the world. Canada, Australia, Europe, many parts of Asia… We don't need your fucking help. We supply you with more crap then you do us.
Many people risk their lives to get here, are you stupid? Remember the Underground Railroad in which the African Americans you were using as slaves fled North? Uh, I'm sorry if to you they weren't "risking their lives" but many people would agree that they were.
Seems like you, Mr. America's-Better-Then-You, need to work on your History a bit more because you know absolutely squat…
Re: Shirl – You are a 3rd rate racist! Claudia is probably black. A dumb white chick doesnt have nothing better to do than rant like the bitter cow that you are! Your milk most likely sour too!
it was even funnier when i saw it on tv, because one of those little asian dancers in a giant hat kind of went down where the girls were coming on stage and the announcer was like "MISS USA!" and then he was like uh.. oops because he totally had the wrong girl.
Colombia should´ve won, no doubt… Venezuela´s makeup was horrible, but either way this shows that Latina´s are the most beutiful women in the world!
so what? we all have fallen at one time or another. me, not on tv but she's human. i don't think faller's would win though.
dumbass black girls can grow long im black an i have long hair!!!!!!!
You make us watch a lame ass commercial before the video starts? And then the video quality sucks so bad its ridiculous. We are not a bunch of bitches for you to pimp out. Show us a decent quality video without the commercial dumbass.
Re: DEE –
That floating shit still belongs to us? It might as well not exist, since no one cares about it. All you produce are fruity fags and skanky women.
Re: hey g – I love how we get so pissy when someone offends are perfect and amazing country. First of all we do look like "fools" to the rest of the world because of the foolish shit our idiot leader has done in the past couple years. We think we're perfect and above all. Quit being so uptight and crawl out from under your rock. There's more to the earth than America.
Re: Real – Have you ever been to another country. PROBABLY NOT. PROBABLY DONT EVEN HAVE A PASSPORT YOU IGNORANT WOMAN. DONT HATE BECAUSE LATIN WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL AND ALL YOU AMERICAN WOMEN ARE BORING LOOKING AND UGLY ASS HELL.
Re: LaNIT
FYI Black women can grow hair. Some just want theirs to be more like what has become the beauty standard hence the relaxers and weaves.
Let's be real whites and hispanics get weaves and relaxers too!
And they tan their skin to look better something that blacks do naturally.
Haha, it seems like a publicity stunt to meee?
People were watching close, because they all thought: "wouldnt it be funny if miss universe fell again this year?"
Either that, or she was so nervous that it would happen to her, too, that it did happen.
Re: MILAN –
Until they hit 30 and balloon into a mustached circus freak show.
Re: MILAN
I'm not hating just speaking the truth.
The world bases it standard of beauty on what America tells them is beautiful.
I work with the U.N so yes,I have a passport and have been to a couple of the countries that were the runners up in the pageant. Have you ? I promise you there is nothing going in those countries unless you count drug smuggling & prostitution as career choices.
And lets be real the winner is fuggly as hell the American and several other countries are much prettier then she. The question is who did she blow to win .
poor miss usa. she must be feeling horrible that she fell. isn't it ironic that this has been second year in a row that a black miss usa has fallen? on the other hand glad that miss venezuela won! ojala que esta no deje venezuela mal como alicia machado. VIVA VENEZUELA Y COLOMBIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Real – miss venezuela is prettier than you! are you blind?
Another black chick falls down. The KKK is having a field day with this.
lolz, americans need to learn how to walk properly. i mean- if thats what you do for a living (walk and look pretty) then at least do it right. oh wait, they can't even do that right. ha ha ha. she probably fell purposely for press or attention knowing what fame whores americans are. I knew venezuela was going to win right from the start, I predicted her and of course I was right LOL. she was gorgeous and totally deserved to win. wooo
: Real – I have been traveling the whole world before i can walk my dear. i doubt you have or work with who u say you do. you sound too ignorant. and face it HATER they are the most beautiful. im sure you are some ugly beast that is just hating as all you ugly bitter bitches do. MAJORITY RULE DARLING LATIN WOMEN ARE THE HOTTEST. BLACK ONES NEED TO MUCH WORK TO EVEN LOOK DECENT AND WHITE ONE JUST LOOK LIKE TRAILER TRASH HOS
OMG BLACKS R STUPID!!!!1 sHE FELL lololollol! mUST BE HER WEAVE lololol
nEGROS DONT6 GROWW HAIRR THEY STUPID HEHEHEHEH.
Seriously, why do I even bother reading the comments. Yeah she fell…that's life. Get over it.
Re: lola
No sweetie she's not.
She's not prettier than most of the women I see either.
I understand your pride for your culture (or whatever) but there are other women who are way prettier than she is.
Nice try though
You're so fucking stupid Perez. No one trained her or Rachel Smith to fall. It's called an accident. Why don't you stop writing these stupid gossips and use some of the money you made from writing these shitty gossips to go to school to learn about logical thinking? Or use that money on plastic surgery because you're fucking ugly. Moron.
Wait….I thought she did it on purpose!!
It looks like she did that on purpose just so ppl like Perez Hilton can feature it in their vlogs. More drams more publicity!
Re: MILAN
Hi Sweetie
Trust me I'm no beast by a long shot. Just a Beautiful proud American.
I do work with the UN that's how I know what I'm talking about.
American women of all races are far superior to anything any little 3rd world country could ever hope to produce.
The winner you saw was the very best the country had to offer. chosen as a child and groomed for most of her life for this. While most of our country's most beautiful women don't even want to compete in these silly contests because they have college to attend and a real life to lead.
Don't get mad though, I'm just speaking the truth
i love how she got right up and gave a little attitude in her walk looking totally unembarrassed, you go girl!
Re: Real – Sweet you dont have the power to make me mad. dont flatter yourself. its obvious you are a HATER. that ok you might be beautiful in another life but not this one. you ll be fine. i sure you are a single bitter ugly american woman. its ok you have your un job. lol lol .Live happy living our simple life.
OMGG…me reiii muchisimo cuando vi esto….paso el año pasado y est tambien jajajajaja….que bueno que mi querida REPUBLICA DOMINICANA por lo menos quedo en el top 5….aunque me gustaba mas colombia que venezuela…..
Re: Real – one more thing GENIUS Venezuela nor Colombia are third world. you wish you were one of them. ADMIT IT BORING UGLY WOMAN
Re: Real – I GUESS THE "UN" HAS TO KNOW HOW HARD YOU ARE WORKING GOING ON GOSSIP WEBSITES. UN MY ASS YOU DON TEVEN WORK
After I rubbed some oil on her owwie she felt better.
Re: JENN – "Jenn," Obviously, our country is far from perfect (It must be obvious if even a twat like you knows it) but I have to laugh when asshats like you
get on a celeb gossip site and say stupid shit like "WE look like fools." Speak for yourself, twat. America, as certainly flawed as it is, is the place people choose in unprecedented numbers to risk their lives to come to. We deal with issues like racism and human rights, in the most publically exposed culture in the world. Most countries are still denying they have these problems in their countries (bullshit). We fight, we argue, we make mistakes, we blaze new trails, and the rest of the world follows, jealous, laughing at us, putting us down, but FOLLOWS, get it, cunt? WE look like fools? Do you know ANYTHING about other countries in the world and their laws and cultures??? THEIR crazy leaders??? Do some research, grow up a little, get over your guilt for being obviously overpriviledged and useless, and THEN post an opinion, shit for brains!
Re: MILAN – SHUT UP ALREADY YOU STUPID CUNT
NO WONDER YOU CAN'T KEEP A MAN
They all deserve to fall down. That's where these women who participate in beauty contests belong. On the ground at the level to which they are willing to stoop for a few moment of celebrity.
Viva Venezueeelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Dayana Mendoza.. HERMOSAAA!! why don't you show that?
Don,t flatter yourself Fred,You Americans are so full of yourselves us Canadians can only sit back and wonder makes you guys think your shit don,t stink.Remember were sitting right above you,we have lots of natural resources (is that to big of a word for you) like water and oil and pretty soon you guys will be like little bitches on your hands and knees begging us to share,so you better be alittle more respectable to us,because in the future your going to be taking orders from the North.
publicity stunt. for sure. its so logical. how many times will that video be played on you tube now? and then she'll probaby go on the news and talk about it. its so silly, but this is what our society is driven too.
Re: MILAN
Hi Sweetie
I thought you were, not going to get mad ? Compared to America those countries you mentioned are 3rd world. Yes, of course I have a job.
Do you ? Which one are you the drug smuggler or the prostitute ?
As I said these contests only draw in a small fraction of the beautiful women of our wonderful country.
Sweetie, I'm not hating,
I'm an American and everyone wants to be like us. That's why you were so happy because that man umm..woman beat out an American but that's only because we weren't really trying; unlike these 3rd world countries that have nothing else to live for.
Once again stay calm, don't get mad, I'm only speaking the truth !
okay i was watching here is what went down. jerry springer was hosting and each time he called a girls name, the girl would already be down the steps and out of that stage thing and would start to do their walk. He called her name so early that she wasn't even in whatever you wanna call that. The second time he called her name she wasen't even down the steps, so she knew she had to rush(and in high heels with a good number of little steps). He knew he called her early and then he called her early again. Great job Jerry!
These stepford howres always make me laugh.
I bet you each and every contestant swallows.
Re: MILAN
One more thing sweetie.
I said I work WITH the UN not FOR them. Pay attention next time OK ?
And even though I'm not single, being single isn't a bad thing at least not in my wonderful country. In country being single means you get to have more fun.
You should make a run for the boarder, you know you want to:)
Just speaking the truth !
Re: HMMM – someday we will be the big deal!!! someday everyone will know who the fuck canada is! someday we will not be fucking boring twats!
someday we will not ride on the coattails of America! Someday we will have our own celebrities to blog about, and our own celebrity gossip websites! someday I will get a life! I wish I was American…
She handled it well. I feel bad for her…that must be so embarrassing!
Only an American. I would say she fell because she's fat, but she's not, so she fell because she is stupid. A stupid American cunt. DEATH TO THE USA!!!!!
She's from Texas what do you expect?
I love all the "USA sucks, Death to USA" American bashing….. yet these morons come to an AMERICAN website, ran by an AMERICAN about AMERICAN celebrities.
i would hardly call it eating it.
get a life you fags
she looked like a tranny who embarassed USA. Bad representation.
New stilettos and a polished floor will do it every time! Give these girls a break.
It wasnt the same gurl u dumb fuQs in Mexico last yr. it wuz dumb white hill billy looking bitch. This yr. it wuz disz black whore!
America is just like the popular girl in school.
Everyone smiles to her face but they talk about her behind her back.
They hate her while at the same time wishing they could be her.
No country will ever be better than The U.S.A.
So you haters should just get over it !
Re: PerezPrinzzez
Hee hee,
Whatever sweetie !
Yet another sign it's time to do away with the pageant system. For one thing, it's Effing 2008, and women don't need to be parading around in bikinis for a fucking tiara anymore, and even more importantly, most of those chicks turn out to be idiots and skanks!! Why do we reward stupid morons who look good in a dress but talk about saving "The Iraq, and South Africa, and such as…." Maybe we should just give Ashley Alexandra Dupree the trophy for best whore and call it a day…..
she is so pretty
She ties to smile, but there is still TOTAL humiliation in her face. Some short, gay, little, stage hand dude probably pushed her out on stage. Heh heh
hence the reason why she didn't win . .
Re: Shirl – you dont even know what re you talking about… what fence ? if I were from PR …what fence dumb ass…. lesbian?????/// u r white -stupid-ignorant white trash… IGNORANT
Hahaha! I love it!! What is up with her applauding herself afterwards? Is that her way of showing she's not embarrassed and can shrug it off? "Woot-woot! Let's all applaud me making a total ass of myself!"
You'd think that with all the little secret weapons and tricks of the trade they use backstage, someone would come up with a GENIUS way to make their stilettos more grippy.
dumb. everyone falls. perez is fat.
Dumb show now…. I can't believe U.S. is giving the crown to Venezuela after Chavez is a big Ass in America. Politics are so nasty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
awww i saw thta on tv i felt so sorry forher
Does anyone know the name of the song playing while she is falling????
Re: kyrst –
1. Yeah they do.
2. How about we stop sending black people to International competions?
Hahahah, yeah tht was totally hilarious, & the fact tht she started to clap, like she accomplished something great and extrodinary, hilarious
i work with miss america's cousin. she's a hoot.
Re: Ugh – Our 'stupid' country did not drag us/you in..Our stupid government did it..Do not confuse the two please. There are more Americans who hate this war, and our government, than there are who like and support the war and the government..
Okay, let me get this straight…Beause two years in a row Miss USA fell, we have to bring up race, nationalities, etc..Sorry state of people posting on here…None of that shit has to do with a woman falling on the runway…Who cares..I am an American, and proud to be one..Do I like my government? Nope..Again, nothing to do with the pageant..So, can everyone stop talking about how their country rules, and this and that..It is just stupid, immature, ignorant,and malicious..Citizens of countries do not make decisions..Governments make decisions…Point out to me ANY country that is so perfect they do not deserve criticism…buut, in this case, a woman fell…and everyone gets ugly…Sad.
Re: Lulu
Hi lulu,
Why stop blacks from attending International competitions?
Whites embarrass our country more than any other race ever could .
Remember our president , Miss teen USA last year and Miss America last year as well .
Come on now, leave her race out of it
texans know how to get down
If you don't know how to walk in a night gown and heels, you should not be at Miss Universe. None of the other contestants fell and I saw dresses that were longer and more complicated than hers! It all comes down to how well you trained for the competition and once again, Miss USA screws it up.
thy should put grips on the bottom of those heels..