The Douchebag Begins His Media Assault
Filed under: MadonnaMadonna's sleazy brother, Christopher, has begun his book tour.
Click here to check out the desperate-for-cash sibling's interview from Good Morning America today.
P.S. He says he doesn't believe Madonna and A-Rod have had an affair!
Posted: July 14, 2008 at 9:30 am
Christopher is getting a cool million from Vadge's evil book PR plot. She's takes the rest. (Which will be multi-millions)
Is it any wonder the rest of the world thinks Americans are so stupid? Gwynnie Paltrow is actually right about his- even though she is an insufferable cunt.
Really Perez?
I don't think you're being completely honest about the possible authenticity or relevance of this book.
Madonna's an icon, but really in a lot of ways so is Christopher. You can't deny his constant presence in her life.
You can't deny that her music has slowly started to be less interesting ever since they stopped collaborating together. Peaches said it best I think, when she said "Her new music is shit.." I personally think her new music and presence is a bore and that has nothing to do with her age. I wouldn't rule out that it might have some connection to Christopher.
I've wondered myself if Christopher is a large part of 'the heart' of what is known as classic Madonna. Madonna's own sense of taste and her natural talent is questionable to me. She is no doubt charismatic and the hardest working I have ever seen presented in the media, but the creativity and brilliant ideas have always seemed well learned or perhaps taken from other people. And I just can't say anything good about what she's put out after Ray of Light.
I really think this book was necessary to broaden the very narrow MTV portrayal of the Material Girl so I do support buying and reading it for that reason alone.Something needs to be said about why her newer work is so bad, and at least this book will try to explain some of it..
Though I don't agree with what christoper is doing there are some aspects that I do believe. 1. Guy Ritchie being an asshole. If you ever get the opportunity to watch 'I'm going to tell you a secret' his real persona becomes so transparent. He walks around and acts as if it's his pay cheques that are buying their houses, cars and other luxuries, and they show clips of him with madonna, and all he does is degrades her.
When you shit all over everyone- as Vadge has~
Eventually that big Ole Anus in the Sky opens up- and you get a landslide of shit all over you!!! That is what poor old Vadge is experiencing right now!
ick. Don't abandon your family.
I am a huge Madonna fan. Chris does not say anything new! Also, he does humanize her. The world does need to know about her real self, considering that her ego is only getting bigger. If he wanted to lie, he would have said the Madonna and A-Rod are having an affair! He also does not think that she should divorce Guy or cheat on him, either.
Madonna should treat her family members better!
LET'S ALL BUY A COPY OF CHRISTOPHER'S BOOK SO IT WILL SELL MORE UNITS THAN MADONNA AWFUL CD HARD CANDY WHICH IS SINKING AT AN INCREDIBLY LOW # 57 ON THIS WEEKS BILLBOARD CHARTS!
LET'S ALL BUY A COPY OF CHRISTOPHER'S BOOK SO IT WILL SELL MORE UNITS THAN MADONNA AWFUL CD HARD CANDY WHICH IS SINKING AT AN INCREDIBLY LOW # 57 ON THIS WEEKS BILLBOARD CHARTS!
LET'S ALL BUY A COPY OF CHRISTOPHER'S BOOK SO IT WILL SELL MORE UNITS THAN MADONNA AWFUL CD HARD CANDY WHICH IS SINKING AT AN INCREDIBLY LOW # 57 ON THIS WEEKS BILLBOARD CHARTS!
LET'S ALL BUY A COPY OF CHRISTOPHER'S BOOK SO IT WILL SELL MORE UNITS THAN MADONNA AWFUL CD HARD CANDY WHICH IS SINKING AT AN INCREDIBLY LOW # 57 ON THIS WEEKS BILLBOARD CHARTS!
LET'S ALL BUY A COPY OF CHRISTOPHER'S BOOK SO IT WILL SELL MORE UNITS THAN MADONNA AWFUL CD HARD CANDY WHICH IS SINKING AT AN INCREDIBLY LOW # 57 ON THIS WEEKS BILLBOARD CHARTS!
LET'S ALL BUY A COPY OF CHRISTOPHER'S BOOK SO IT WILL SELL MORE UNITS THAN MADONNA AWFUL CD HARD CANDY WHICH IS SINKING AT AN INCREDIBLY LOW # 57 ON THIS WEEKS BILLBOARD CHARTS!
LET'S ALL BUY A COPY OF CHRISTOPHER'S BOOK SO IT WILL SELL MORE UNITS THAN MADONNA AWFUL CD HARD CANDY WHICH IS SINKING AT AN INCREDIBLY LOW # 57 ON THIS WEEKS BILLBOARD CHARTS!
Her brother is nothing but a loser. How pathetic!!
CHRISTOPHER IS HOT … NEVER REALIZED HE HAD SUCH DEEEEEP SEXY VOICE.
he is no douche!!! hell she's a dum ass and cheap!!! she should keep it together
in the family…they're a picture of your history…hello something she knows
nothing about…what a shame…
I've read the first 3 chapters of this book, OMG what a BITCH Madonna is. Come to NY, I have a place for you to stay…NOT…moves to NY and sleeps on the floor for a couple of days with cockroaches running around!!! Then its come to NY I need you to be my backup dancer….NOT, the job has been filled, but hey thanks for coming to NY to visit me. What a BITCH!!!! I would have shot her in the face for being such a BITCH!!!!! This book is fantastic. Thank you Christopher for writing this book.
Wow, Perez…I do believe you chose this clip so everyone would start hating on Chris the way you do…but it seems to have backfired…
I'm really suprised as to how eloquent he is. I am so buying the book! Sorry perez!
Re: Porn_Mobile_Man – I get hot just looking at your photo, Porn Mobile Man! Oh my god I just creamed my panties! Oops! No panties!
I just creamed my paper plate (no panties)! I HEART YOU PORN MOBILE MAN
Re: Chris – Family members USUALLY sell each other out for a buck. That's the way it is. Human beings are weak and pathetic. Madonna was probably as tight with her money as she is with the miniscule nice side of her personality.
FUCK LOYALTY! Usually people only talk about loyalty when others say the truth and they get pissed off about it.
GO CHRIS! I'm going to buy a copy or two.
WHY IS HE A D_BAG? I think he has a lot to say…MADONNA IS A USER and a total Bitch….I cannot stand her…..She is the brat who always has to be the center of attention…she is not a "warm" person….She is cold and calculating….She USED her brother. I don't blame him for opening up about this…I hated hated hated her in Truth or Dare…RUDE…She is the D-bag.
Re: andy – Wrong–I say abandon family early! Especially if you come from a family of sociopaths and narcissists. Run away and have NOTHING to do with them!
Seems quite candid and honest. Certianly no more offensive than Madonna's Sex book, or anything else she does without shame.
RADICAL QUEEN SAYS………………IT SEEM TO ME THAT THE DOUCHEBAG IS CLEARLY GUY RITCHIE……SHAME ON YOU MADONNA !!!!!!!!!!!!
I BELIEVE HIM, I THINK THAT MOST FAMOUS PEOPLE LOSE THE PLOT AS THEY SURROUND THEMSELVES WITH YES PEOPLE.
I THINK HE IS HURT AND JUST WANTS TO LASH OUT AT HER BY EXPOSING SOME STUFF.
I DON'T KNOW GUY NOR WILL I EVER BUT FROM WHAT LITTLE GLIMPSES EMERGE FROM THE MEDIA HE APPEARS EGOTISTICAL, RACIST AND HOMOPHOBIC.
WHO REALLY CARES IS THE POINT I LIKE HER MUSIC AND IF SHE IS OR ISNT A BITCH WHO CARES AS LONG AS SHE KEEPS MAKING MUSIC!
PEREZ YOU HAVE SOLD OUT THE WAY YOU DEFEND HER IS SICKENING GET A GRIP! YOU SOLD OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I have been a life long Madonna fan and after reading Christopher's book I am so sad. I cannot believe or accept that Madonna would tolerate such demeaning behavior in front of her own flesh and blood. This is not the Madonna that I had loved for almost 25 years. I am done. I am putting up my entire Madonna collection on Ebay. I don't want it anymore. I don't want to support her anymore and I will not be going to her concert. She has changed and I guess now so have I. How could I support someone that permits such hateful intolerant talk when she was suppossed to be our champion. What a phoney. No more. I'm done.
He's weird! but I do believe what he has written but don't believe that he has no bitterness and didn't do it as a "gotcha" thing.
Madge should have kept him close and paid him off when he asked — we would not be reading the book or any of their dirty laundry if she'd have done so.
Stop it now Perez. Though its sad he's selling her sis, its hard to overlook the timing - coincides with her impending divorce (NOW DONT DEFEND her marriage OK). the book paints Guy in a certain light taht is not wholesome and Madonna as someone who DID EVERYTHING to please her man and make it work - basically putting a halo on her head in the face of a failed marriage. perfect in the time of a personal storm, right? though i seriously think if shes learnt anything from Kaballah. because really, its basis is forgiveness, and humility - none of the things madonna has really learnt.
Christopher really was her "Lucky Star." He was the wind beneath Vadge's wings- the alchemist who made it all happen.
But she didn't appreciate him, and dumped him for Guy Ritchie.
Her career has been in the shitter ever since.
Re: Milli – why do you have to make such an ignorant comment like that? you know, oprah is an american, bill gates is an american, al gore is an american. if americans are so stupid, then you guys over in europe must be more stupid, since we're the ones with all the first inventions ha!! you talk on a telephone right? you have light bulbs right? you watch tv right? allllll invented by americans.
but back to the book, i support chris 1000% and i def. believe there's a lot of truth in what he says.
Seriously, I don't think Guys against homosexuals. More than half of her fans are GAYS, I DON'T THINK SHE WOULD LIKE IF HE WAS AGAINST HOMOSEXUALS, SHE WAS BISEXUAL FOR A WHILE U KNOW….
Yes- it looks like Vadge and Christopher have really sold Guy up the river with the book!
Obviously a ploy by Vadge herself to tarnish the public reputation of Guy Ritchie- so the public will sympathize with her in the eventual divorce. (And she hopes the book-created backlash against Guy will mitigate her losses in the divorce settlement)
Guy- you've been had!
Re: Sad : – I just burned my entire Madonna collection!
Forget eBay- I don't want other unsuspecting young homosexuals to be taken in by her cunning ways.
She used me and the entire gay community. We made her a star-then she shat on us!!! Allowing Guy Ritchie to trash gays at her wedding is the ultimate insult.
I'm way over her. Will never buy her stuff again.
I got the book today and I can't put it down! rings very true and honest to me, the only reason you think he's a so called "douchebag" is because you are afraid of getting M to turn on you and hot give you access, but she will Perez, once your blog is no longer hot shit she will not give 2 shits about you!
I read the excerpts of this book posted on the internet and instead of them revealing something about Madonna, they actually (and inadvertently) show a jealous brother who was (and is!) himself very obstinate, needy, self-righteous, and greedy. If you have morals, you would not sell out on your sibling… To the ignorant hack (who laughably pretends otherwise) who said that Christopher made Madonna (ha! riiiight!): it's Madonna who made him, as he just rode by her coattails; now that he can't, he just wants to cash in.
I LOVE HIM! He comes across as having integrity and honesty. I think he should get paid for all the time he spend putting up with her!
I give Christopher a lot of credit. He dropped his life for her, and was there at the beginning. She had him to lean on, depend on, be her errand boy, and create her image to a degree, that the artistic side of him was developed as well, yet they are indepted to each other. Let's just say it looks as if he kept up his end of the bargain. I am a major madonna fan since 84. I grew up with her. I like her so much still, but I see through the phony veneer in regard to her charity work and obvious attention for publicity. The minute she went after angelina out of jealous spite, i knew madonna was evil. it is so shocking to see just how mentally or emotionally ill she really is. She never grew up. She doesn't have anyone telling her to get real. Christopher tried to, she didn't listen. She is lacking big time, regardless of her material wealth.
Re: Sad : –
I second that and couldn't agree more. I love her as an inspiration, but its like what was she doing it all for? money money or herself? She has to have some goodness to her, for her work would be dark and not convincing, but who is she saving it for if she can't let anyone in, or treats her family terribly. She is sick.
maybe this is why she treated him like a dog…as her star grew, she realized he was responsible for helping to create her, and it freaked her out psychologically. She had to keep him down, evil bitch.