Here's To The Ladies Who Lunch
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Salma Hayek

Awww, that's so cute.
We love seeing las abuelitas!!!
Salma Hayek and her family were spotted out and about in Malibu this weekend.
The crew had a ladies-only lunch at Taverna Tony's in Malibu.
So, abuelita Perezita wants to know: When's the wedding?????
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Posted: July 14, 2008 at 1:30 pm




Re: mike – You're right, shes not relevant. Someone should tell her being a size "14" is not cool. not that it ever was. Salma needs some serious lipo.
Whoever thinks people with money are better looking should look at this picture. They are all fat as fuck.
1 thing to the ladies in the picture…. YOU ALL LOOK GORGEOUS! specially baby Valentina Paloma, how cute is she! omg, cute chubby baby girl. what an angel. Salma you know how to make them beautiful. When are you having the boy? =)
Congrats to the most beautiful Mama, & Abuelitas.
God Bless.
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They look so ugly! The kid is the worst looking kid ever!!! Perez i don't know why you keep on sayin that the girl is pretty but whatever maybe you are getting paid or something… anyways with all her sugar daddy's money you think she can get a lipo anytime soon…
I hate fat hispanic celeb.'s too bad "perez" himself is one. hey perez is that why you posted this? to make them look cool. The baby is chunky.
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It's Ok nobody is going to kill u just for noy liking Valentina….
But I really think that Valentina is prettier than Shiloh she looks like a retarded girl!!!!
“Here's To The Ladies Who Lunch” — hope their fatasses all threw up the meal afterwards
The baby is very adorable… leave them alone. They look like a nice involved close family. Lets have positive comments about good parents, god only knows i work for difus and i can tell you first hand there are alot of HORRIBLE parents out there
Somebody check to see if these dirty Mexicans have green cards. Boy these vermin are fucking up every place they go. And a nice Latin neighborhood is WHERE?
Re: wer – Shame on you saying they all look obese. They all look like women are supposted to look. Scratch your eyes out next time you think Paris Hilton or her ilk look good.
Selma (aka Cheapest accent in America) is famous for treating waiters in LA like shit. If I saw her sitting at my table I would tell her to take her fat ass back in the kitchen and mop those floors.
Re: jstud – #23jstud says - reply to this "I hate that baby for turning the hottest piece of ass in the world into my fat ass wife.
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I'm sure your pasty faced, tooth missing, mulleted cranium and the pea-sized brain that resides in it will just stay in neutral while you pop another cheap beer, sit in your walmart recliner and flip channels all night.
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Your fat ass wife probably left your pathetic white ass a very long time ago. LOSER.
Re: wer – Who the fuck cares how we spell words on a "PerezHilton.Com" website? personally i type fast because i dont want my boss catching me on this embarassing pink faggy website
Maybe you should get back to work, Wer. It's lazy people like you that make this world so great. *rolls eyes*
As far as thinking a size 14 is not cool, don't worry, the thin or fat women of the world don't care what you think anymore. There are so many bigger problems today, bigger than Selma's weight, bigger than you or me. So, go back to work, Wer. You're irrelevant.
Re: Mama – Yeah actually I think all women should be as thin as Paris Hilton. So what.
Re: 44 – Obseity is a problem in the world today. Mostly American fatasses such as yourself
Re: mike – Mr. Mike…Are u stupid or what? before talking about Salma , get INFORMED…Salma Hayek is the producer of UGLY BETTY, She is a spokewoman of UNICEF, fight against domestic violence, etc etc…want more? IGNORANT
Re: ser – FYI she is rich, producer of UGLY BETTY and 1 of the most beautiful woman in the world, more than white trash ones… Racist and JEAULOUS??????????/
Re: Mama – Women should never be over a size 4. Tall and thin is in.
Re: RUDY – I'd rather be as poor as Lindsay Lohan and thin, than "rich" and fat like Salma. Who cares.
Re: 44 – Are you crazy? A size 14 is fat as fuck and IS a problem. Employers like put the fat people in the back of the office, being "fat" also gives alot of health problems such as heart attacks and diabetes, and lets be honest, it cant be healthy for your sex life to be size 14…
Re: wer – Obseity is a problem in the world today. Mostly American fatasses such as yourself
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Do you really have job outside of your parent's basement?
Re: BBBoricua – if u r boricua, u really sound like a white trash…but FYI , SALMA doesnt need that money's guy , she is independent enough to make money. She is a producer and Hollywood actress…
Re: 44 – I would love to work in my parents basement, then I wouldnt have to waste gas $$$ getting to work. Also, I'd probablly get paid more, and do less work. ANYYWAY the bottom line is Salami Hayek is fat as fuck, as the majority of the comments on here agree. Sorry your faggy queer as fuck fatass is sensitive to the issue, go smoke and get the muchies, krispy kreme your already fat ass and get over it.
These are some vulgar comments about weight .Y'all know attitudes like this contribute to eating disorders? Shit hope y'all dont raise your kids to think like this about weight.
The Hayeks are LARGE and in charge!
Re: hello – look dumbass, Im mexican and I do speak french and spanish … I bet u dont even speak correct english, and maybe because a person with an accent makes more money than you that is soooooo hard for you to understand and u re traumatized, well, get some help and stop being a f… RACIST.
Salma and her baby are so cute, and her hubby is very lucky to have them, she is hot. i love you salma
Re: wer – Your problem is you assume so much about people whether it's their looks or sexual orientation. Wer, you've really got issues. Maybe you should eat more and not have such food issues as well. It might improve your crappy attitude.
Re: wer – "Salami" Hayek HAHAAHA! LOVE IT. GOOD ONE.
Re: OBVI – Are you crazy? A size 14 is fat as fuck and IS a problem. Employers like put the fat people in the back of the office, being "fat" also gives alot of health problems such as heart attacks and diabetes, and lets be honest, it cant be healthy for your sex life to be size 14…
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You seem to know a lot about it. Are you one of the perfect people walking the earth who ban good workers to the back of the office because they're too fat for you to look at? That's why there are so many thin, rude little airheads out there repping businesses, and why everything is going in a fast handbasket. You don't want intelligence, you want a bimbo who looks good not caring if it's being done right or not. As long as she looks good who cares? Oh, brother. You're a real winner.
Re: 44 – Who said I have a problem? Some people are superficial, get over it.
Whoa there someone needs to lay off the Taco Bell!
Re: 44 – Just because your thin and "good looking" doesnt mean you are automatically rude, or an airhead. Looks like someones' as ignorant as the person they are tryign to tell off…
Re: 44 – Okay you semi-made a point there. But what about 1. The health problems 2. The obvious worse sex life? Health problems are easily caused by being a size 14. I'm not being superficial, just realistic about health and weight.
Love the bracelet!
and how sweet how her family is so involved with Salma, instead of hiring nannies, the family is there…
that is very cool…And what a gorgeous little girl…
Re: wer – Who said I have a problem? Some people are superficial, get over it.
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Words of wisdom from someone who hates as much as you do. Yep, you're a slick one, wer.
I thought I told you to get back to work?
what a fat little baby. muoy grande!
Re: wer – Yeah I guess your right. Thin people are better looking, and healthier. Women should be at least a size 6, no 4. Ladies dont be afriad to throw up that lunch. Team Wer!!!
Re: 44 – I dont know whats more pathetic, ME wasting time at work on this site or YOU wasting your OWN PERSONAL time on this faggy site? At least I'm getting paid.
Re: OBVI – Okay you semi-made a point there. But what about 1. The health problems 2. The obvious worse sex life? Health problems are easily caused by being a size 14. I'm not being superficial, just realistic about health and weight.
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Losing weight is hard and it's big business. People are so literally fed up with the in your face overly aggressive ads, TV shows, images, etc, that do much more harm than they help. Just like my slacker buddy 'wer' says, "Ladies dont be afriad to throw up that lunch. Team Wer!!! " ( btw, it's spelled 'afraid' wer)
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You can see how this escalates to little girls who want to please and be perfect that is not only outrageous, it's unrealistic and cruel. Watching you're weight and being at a weight that is right and healthy for YOU and not someone else is as important as your attitude and mental well-being to know the difference from not having a second helping, to eating it and throwing it up.
Re: 44 – Thank you "44"
Re: wer – I dont know whats more pathetic, ME wasting time at work on this site or YOU wasting your OWN PERSONAL time on this faggy site? At least I'm getting paid.
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Nobody's holding you here, wer, so you must find something captivating about our conversation.
Hello I am "44" and a completly over sensitive homo. I enjoy wasting my time on PerezHilton.Com yeah my personal time because I have nothing better to do. Hey any ladies (or men) want to go out with me? Dollar menu, McDonalds, fries and Krispy Kreme for dessert.
Re: 44 – I'm bored as fuck at work, anything is captivating. Whats your fucking explaination for wasting your time continuing this conversation on YOUR OWN PERSONAL time???
Holy shizz they are mucho fat!
Re: 44 – Hello I am "44" and a completly over sensitive homo. I enjoy wasting my time on PerezHilton.Com yeah my personal time because I have nothing better to do. Hey any ladies (or men) want to go out with me? Dollar menu, McDonalds, fries and Krispy Kreme for dessert.
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Since you're inpersonating me, I will consider it a form or flattery. I don't eat McLovin' it. But you must given how many places you named off. Have a great day imposter.
Re: wer – I'm bored as fuck at work, anything is captivating. Whats your fucking explaination for wasting your time continuing this conversation on YOUR OWN PERSONAL time???
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I never said I was on my own time, you did. Regardless, I'm glad you are talking to me. Have a great day, wer. The workday is almost over for you, I hope.
Re: 44 – You're on crack. I am NOT impersonating you. Perhaps we have readers and they hate your cum sucking face as much my superficial face does, and THEY are impersonating you. And yes the workday has ben quite pleasant, I look forward to a hot tea and a nice bath in approx. an hour.
Re: hello – hahha…not only are you a pathetic racist, but youre also trailer trash. Stay in the trailer park white loose whore! Have fun working at walmart. funny how all you white trash like to be racist towards races that are way better than any of you. Well, we all know you americans are obese cheap hillbillys living in the trailer park. at least, this mexican woman isn't a whore, she represents something good, unlike britney spears & miley cyrus…two american females that are pure white trailer park trash like all of you.
TEAM WER!!!
Re: fancypink – WHOA someones a hardcore hater. I think you have more "hate" than me. Congrats. 44, this person like one-thousand one upped me on "hate."
Re: 44 – Someone whose doing a term paper about soceity, and opinions/issues on weight should our dialoge to good use.
Re: wer – Sigh…. ok wer, you win, you have the last word. That's important to some people.
The rest of you spammer? One day your words will catch up to you. If you have a child, a little girl, I sincerly hope you are not as horrible in person as you are here online, because it will envenom her spirit.
Re: 44 – I have approx 56 more min. of work. Anyone else wanna argue with me about why all women should be a size 4 or smaller?
Re: fancypink – get a new pic that one is too chinky. gross.
ewwww
Congratulations Salma fatass Hayek, 2 people having a conversation; Wer and 44, made it appear as if there are a TON of comments on your crappy as fuck "Perez" post. Regards, Wer.
Its not surprising considering her mom is Selma, but omg that is the cutest baby ever!
Fatti e Perez, this was on D listed.com yesterday. You lazy asshole.
She looks horrible. That is the typical woman who let herself go.
She looks so flabby i mean where is her stomach end and start where is the waist. Anyway with her husbands BILLIONS she can hire a person to do her hair every once in a while….
I don't care what people say. She married him for money , security.
Even successful women want someone they can rely on. How many movies has she done even before getting pregnant with her baby , er none. She doesn't want to work. Wants him to support her. She looks like a total slob now
PIG NOSE!!!
PIG NOSE!!!
PIG NOSE!!!
PIG NOSE!!!
PIG NOSE!!!
Guess money doesn't buy cute babies! Ah ah ah!
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I don't care what people say. She married him for money , security.@@@@
You're completly right! This bitch just looked at his money and the fact she was alone at 40y! Anyway, it's a whore who is always naked in her movies. So what can you expect from this?? She just want success and $$$
sorry to say that baby does not look like her mommy, she looks more like her daddy, and although daddy is super mega rich he is not a looker.
Re: rudy – I'm sorry. I couldn't understand you.
Re: fancypink – me no comprehendo you.
Re: fancypink – If I am all the things you say, that makes you a…..drug mule?
I WILL NEVER EAT SALAMI EVER AGAIN!!!
Re: fancypink – Mucho apologies. Me no comprehendo.
Nottobe mean towardsacute baby who was madein love,bt wyare somekids on this site bastards,andsome are not??? You worship certain kids while showing disdain for others..Not very nice
Having a child has not helped Ms. Hayak in the looks department whatsoever! Kid is fugly. This is what happens when old, ugly men procreate.
Learn to spell…I can't believe how much ignorance exists…Get over yourselves and accept the fact that there is more to this world than "white"
So, let me get this straight. An adorable baby, definitely. But she's plump. Now, you raked Adam Sandler's beautifully robust child over the coals (shame on you), but not Salma's?? Is that cause Salma's Hispanic, like you???
By the way….some people are just jealous! It just hurts their ego to see that a Hispanic, African American or other minority is more successful than they are, and therefore feel the need to post negative comments obout a baby! Soo lame…feel sorry for all of you!!!
Hey, I think the baby is a cutie. Sure, she isn't talking yet, so that might change… especially once she starts talking mexican jibberish.
Re: rudy – I have no problem with african americans, chinese americans, dirty knees americans etc.. etc… just mexicans. The way they talk drives me crazy. I cannot stand it!
YAY for the Company title!
….everybody laugh!
PYGMY
kid is fugly
salma is fat and fugly
do something with your afro bitch you're rich fuck!
fugly bitch
Re: dd – WELL SAID!
ugliest baby ever
scared the bejeezez out of me
plastic surgery
Re: 44 –
eres una molacha pendeja
Re: Michelle Renee C – what the f uck are you saying
how come daddy is never around?
because they are both fugly
that bag is from walmart 11.98
seperated at birth? Halle barry
CUTEST BABY SOOOO ADORABLE, SALMA LOOKS GOOD CONSIDERING SHE JUST GAVE BIRTH
Lets talk about sex with Reality Bedroom.
To the racist commentators: Making fun of her ethnicity is a reflection of your mean spirited soul, which will only result in bad energy that will come back at you in one way or another. Get over your jealousy, and learn to be a decent human being.
When I first saw that baby I thought she was going to be beautiful but she is turning out ugly. She does have a pig snout
Salma is still beautiful though and stop saying she looks like a maid. White people do not look like maids!
short fat breeders that french guy doesn't want to marry her. They look like a family of maids and nannies.
Re: hello – You must NOT be from a part of the country exposed to people from all walks of life and cultures. Get a clue it's people like you that desperately need to be educated. Just the fact that you use the words "HATE" and "Retard" show just how much of a low life and ignorant prick you are. I hope your life is just as miserable and pathetic as you are.
Re: NYchi – Don't worry about me- I graduated with my MBA in journalism, and have a very successful job in a very large city in NY. I don't like mexican accents, ok? You probably don't like "hick" accents. What makes that any different? Your discriminating against me because of my preferences. And you are also talking a lot of "hate." The self-righteous ones like you are much worse than people like me ( who by the way- just dont prefer the mexican accent). You are blind to any thought that is not your own. From what you say, you are very discriminatory. Wake up call! That is the truth. You don't have to state your opinion about everything. It must drive the people in your life crazy! I know people like you drive ME crazy.
Not that's it's a big deal or anything, but when's Salma Hayek going to lose the baby weight?
Re: hello – Thats right…its okay for Mexicans not to like "hick" accents but when its the other way around…suddenyl its so controversial.
Her turqouise bag is tacky as fuck.
O GOD "abuelita Perezita" , Perez you SUCH a fag
This is a portrait of the clenaing crew at holiday inn
"Whens the wedding" she had a baby out of wedlock? Typical Mexican etiquette. Gross. Might as well wear a salsa colored wedding dress, aka "rojo".
Thats salma hayek? she doesnt even look like a celebrity. if i saw her at a restaurant id probably ask for a margarita . well i guess she gives hope to people…you dont have to be thin or good looking to be a "celebrity" good 4 u salma