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Filed under: Australiastic > Fill In The Blank > Russell Crowe

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Russell Crowe appears to be speaking in code while out for a stroll in Sydney this past weekend.

His hand gestures translate to "______________."

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Posted: July 14, 2008 at 3:00 pm

217 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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  1. Kadav says – reply to this


    101

    They're just 2 sideways V's.

  2. Dan-o says – reply to this


    102

    I'm Fat

  3. bongo says – reply to this


    103

    my dick is 2 plus 2 inches long.

  4. ANNA says – reply to this


    104

    "send me 2 pizzas and 2 hamburgers".
    seriously guys,what do these hand gestures translate to?



  5. 105

    sup? mutherfucking pappers!

  6. Gogo says – reply to this


    106

    "I Have Double Chin"

  7. chiny says – reply to this


    107

    im old

  8. Lucy says – reply to this


    108

    Yo d00d if I do this with my hands you won't notice my gut's got HUGE! ;>

  9. bob says – reply to this


    109

    Two in the pink and two in the stink!

  10. lilly says – reply to this


    110

    "I got fat bitches"

  11. Jenni says – reply to this


    111

    I am the coolest! NOT

  12. itmea says – reply to this


    112

    It means "four" hanging love-handles in Australian.

  13. Pour says – reply to this


    113

    He's saying; "Let's fork."

  14. RedHd says – reply to this


    114

    "Does anybody have a pair of scissors??? I need a haircut now!!! Please, somebody give me some scissors! And, if you have one…ANY OTHER OUTFIT besides the one I'm wearing!"

  15. Leesa says – reply to this


    115

    what up gmoney, i'm dumpy and have gained 22 pounds!

  16. Blunt says – reply to this


    116

    I thought it was Ice T.

  17. monaj says – reply to this


    117

    ima douch.

  18. me says – reply to this


    118

    lol i thought that was mario batalli!!!

  19. Myron says – reply to this


    119

    HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT MEG RYAN'S SNATCH!

  20. jaye says – reply to this


    120

    It says I'm still on my meds for anger management.

  21. akira says – reply to this


    121

    he's doing the bat toosie to his nipples



  22. 122

    He's obviously well-immersed in Russian culture. Those are air quotes.

  23. lele says – reply to this


    123

    I'm with stupid!!

  24. Karen says – reply to this


    124

    ….help…this is Russell Crowe…and this old fat guy ate me!!!

  25. Bad T says – reply to this


    125

    2 wieners for my 2 inputs

  26. barry says – reply to this


    126

    His hand gestures translate to " I'm a douche-bag! "

  27. HAM says – reply to this


    127

    to "I used 2 have it all, now I look like the Elephant Man from down under"

  28. stefy says – reply to this


    128

    Re: Leesa –

    Gained 22lbs? More like 220lbs! *LOL*

    Aussie's been eating too much meat on the barbie.

  29. ALLIS says – reply to this


    129

    I GOT TWO CHINS….CHECK IT….TWO

  30. Jessi says – reply to this


    130

    he is so fucking uglyl!

  31. Guz says – reply to this


    131

    I am ugly, fat and I have a tiny Australian dick!

  32. jerry says – reply to this


    132

    "I have four inches of cock"

  33. Kim i says – reply to this


    133

    I'm once, twice, three times an asshole………..

  34. nelso says – reply to this


    134

    LOL!!!!
    You people are so funny with your interpretations for his gestures.
    I am sure he just means what up bitches!! but the put up my ass one's are funny to me!!

  35. angel says – reply to this


    135

    perez i believe that is how the aussie's so fuck you!

  36. Trish says – reply to this


    136

    220 lbs.

  37. trish says – reply to this


    137

    He watches Americas Best Dance Crew and is a fan of Super Crew!!

  38. bridg says – reply to this


    138

    Yo yo yo…WAZ up? Now peace out and give me some food….

  39. Jeff says – reply to this


    139

    I think he's saying "I'll take 4 extra value meals."

  40. Vee says – reply to this


    140

    "I eat 4 times a day"

  41. Missy says – reply to this


    141

    Wow, Russell is looking kinda heavy these days….Maybe it's just the clothes…

  42. FATTY says – reply to this


    142

    1. White Boy on the Loose
    2. I'm a twice the Tool you think I am.

  43. laura says – reply to this


    143

    means "fuck off" in austrailia, new zealand, ireland, england, south africa…

  44. Kelle says – reply to this


    144

    The shocker… man style :)

  45. FRODO says – reply to this


    145

    It's 2fer Tuesday at Little Caesar's!

  46. OHCAN says – reply to this


    146

    Me and Alan Doyle are playing the part of fat, middle aged, long-haired twins in an upcoming movie. Sound track by Great Big Sea and Thirty Odd Feet of Grunt.

  47. BORED says – reply to this


    147

    I'm double vadge-tastic!

  48. Angie says – reply to this


    148

    Dude, that means fuck you in Europe (the peace sign turned sideways).

  49. VITAE says – reply to this


    149

    Throw 4 more shrimp on the barbie!

  50. RUSSE says – reply to this


    150

    More than you make, Less than Johnny Depp Makes

    (P.S. He has gained weight for an upcoming role).

  51. Mike says – reply to this


    151

    two big macs, two quarter-pounders with cheese



  52. 152

    "how many times the rabbitohs have come dead last in the last 10 years"

  53. Minni says – reply to this


    153

    "I'M A DOUCHE, AND COMPLETELY OUT OF SHAPE AS WELL!" ???????

  54. Kater says – reply to this


    154

    don't look at my double chin

  55. Denve says – reply to this


    155

    He is saying I hope Perez dies of A.I.D.S.

  56. smash says – reply to this


    156

    I took a number 2…twice

  57. BAMMM says – reply to this


    157

    "WASSSSUP GANGSTAAAAS? CHICKA CHICKA YEAAAAA!"

  58. hahah says – reply to this


    158

    he's going to cut the photogs balls off. With to sets of scissors

  59. FEIRC says – reply to this


    159

    Scissors!!!!! Betch!!!!

  60. Bowie says – reply to this


    160

    Scissor Gang Mafia!!

  61. Del says – reply to this


    161

    The hair's for an upcoming role, too.

  62. SSFC says – reply to this


    162

    Go the Rabbitohs!!!

  63. biter says – reply to this


    163

    FOUR scoops of butter ice-cream please.

  64. Jumbl says – reply to this


    164

    His hand gestures translate to a guy who's trying too hard to be something he isn't.

  65. Matt says – reply to this


    165

    I'm ugly and fat?

  66. Mandi says – reply to this


    166

    it's 2 for $2 week at arbys! hell yeah bitches!

  67. neshk says – reply to this


    167

    "Hell YEAH i just got laid and i KNOW i am THE shit"

  68. mona says – reply to this


    168

    my nipple is here… and here

  69. ri23 says – reply to this


    169

    Instead of a stroll, he needs to go for a jog. God, he used to be so damn hot.

  70. maria says – reply to this


    170

    "im fat, and want to be black"

  71. Jeann says – reply to this


    171

    How many times have I told you people I am washed up and a big jag off!!!!

  72. Loral says – reply to this


    172

    he is saying I WANNA HAVE MAD SEX WITH LORALEI.

    RUSSELL CROWE IS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.

  73. Jess says – reply to this


    173

    I need a Double-Double….

  74. Sonia says – reply to this


    174

    this is actually pretty funny cuz that means FUCK YOU down there

  75. Shall says – reply to this


    175

    Yo, I am single… bring me two vaginas.

  76. Rene says – reply to this


    176

    "…sometimes you feel like a nut!" Luv ya Russell! :-)

  77. shard says – reply to this


    177

    •
    that's how many dicks he enjoys in mouth and asshole
    •

  78. Dr. C says – reply to this


    178

    Scissor cuts, erm, scissor??

  79. ducky says – reply to this


    179

    I'm still important!

  80. CHINS says – reply to this


    180

    The number of chins he has?

  81. suzyh says – reply to this


    181

    "I've lost my mojo…"

  82. chery says – reply to this


    182

    fuck off twice over. the peace sign backwards is fuck off.

  83. lovei says – reply to this


    183

    He's still so sexy to me!

  84. Gretc says – reply to this


    184

    haha he has been hanging out with those rabbitohs wankers for too long!

  85. jOann says – reply to this


    185

    translates to…MIDLIFE CRISIS!!!

  86. jen says – reply to this


    186

    Scissor gang mafia….the dirty dude!!!!!

  87. Zak says – reply to this


    187

    His hand gestures translate to "______________."

    obviously translates from his film romper stomper, and is clearly a symbol for white power

    First Mel, now Maximus

  88. scorn says – reply to this


    188

    I'm just having a bit of fun mate.
    I'm sure he's trying to keep warm as it is their winter/nearing spring season.

  89. god says – reply to this


    189

    I AM A N#$% WANNABE KIWI ??

  90. josie says – reply to this


    190

    ~~~~I'LL HAVE 4 BIG MACS TO GO!~~~~

  91. jojo says – reply to this


    191

    TWO chins not one!

  92. JJ says – reply to this


    192

    "I'll have FOUR scoops of ice cream, please."

  93. omg says – reply to this


    193

    His hand gestures translate to "______________."

    "I am a giant douche."

  94. Bob says – reply to this


    194

    I hope he doesn't go to a cesspool like Los Angeles and flash any hand signs.

  95. sheni says – reply to this


    195

    i have four inches.

  96. jimsh says – reply to this


    196

    I'm a gangbanger and I'll fuck you up.

  97. lyd says – reply to this


    197

    WHAT UP DOGGG!

  98. phase says – reply to this


    198

    Two Big Mac's, two large fries.

  99. Cooki says – reply to this


    199

    "2+2=4, y'all!!!"

  100. bunse says – reply to this


    200

    "I'm a douche"?

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