'Twas Fun While It Lasted
Filed under: Sarah Silverman > Jimmy Kimmel
This makes us frown.
Frown poopie!
After more than five years of dating, one of the funniest couples in America, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman, have ended their relationship, a rep for the couple has confirmed.
The split is said to be amicable, and we could see that.
They probably became friends that drifted apart. But, it would be a much better story if she was fucking Matt Damon!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 14, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Say it ain't so? Man nothing in Hollywood lasts..this is such a major bummer.. I loved them…here's praying BRAD AN ANGIE break the cycle!!
The love universe is absolutely f'd when Stern marries golddigger Beth-HO while their close friends Sarah and Jimmy split. Sarah and Jimmy together have a warmth and funniness that is palpable and contagious. It's too bad things didn't work out for them.
Re: Dawn –
hahaha, britney's kids ARE a joke. and so is she.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I loved them together. I was looking forward to more crazy ass videos. I hope they get back together……
Listen, she is hot, but she is about as annoying as they come. The only funny bit that she has ever done is the one where she tells us how dirty she thinks that Mexicans are because every time she blows one she has the shits for a week. Other than that, she kinda sucks.
What a drag….and I thought if they could live through her Fucking Matt Damon and his Fucking Ben Affleck, they could live through anything.
They seem meant for each other, truthfully. This was one that I was hoping would last.
****SARAH (HORESFACE) SILVERMAN IS PAINFULLY UNFUNNY******
OLNY A FUCKTARD WOULD THINK THIS SKANK IS FUNNY
Re: I hat – You are aware that she's had two extremely successful DVD's while Jimmy was still languishing on the couch at The Man Show, right? And that she is on a little show on Comedy Central that is called, uh, The Sarah Silverman Show. So, why she'd hitch her star to someone like Jimmy to get ahead? That would be a mystery. They are both talented, but I certainly don't think she benefitted from his fame at all.
****SARAH (HORSEFACE) SILVERMAN IS PAINFULLY UNFUNNY*****
ONLY A FUCKTARD WOULD THINK THIS SKANK IS FUNNY
Too bad. These are two ugly and unfunny people. They made a good pair.
The ugly Jew bitch is so obnoxious. Maybe she will go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Nooooooooooooo"
I agree. Damn that matt damon, he must have had something to do with this.
no, no, no. thought these 2 were a sure deal. they were so good together. i just dont get it, they for sure didnt have a fight. they must have drifted apart.
SHE'S NOT REALLY F—-G MATT DAMMON, IS SHE?
IT'S TOO BAD, THEY MADE A GOOD COUPLE.
CAN I BE THE NEXT GIRLFRIEND OF JIMMY KIMMEL?
say it aint so
i really liked them
Sarah Silverman is not funny, she's just rude.
she's known for disposable comic relationships.
if they cant make it work who the fuck can? seriously.
i bet she'll look back and think her relationship was the "most adorable mistake ever"…..
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Sad. Jimmy! Should have worked out more.
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Re: cheri – omg i totally agree, craig furguson is AWESOME!
Nooooooo! Sad.
Uh, WoW! Shocking, truly.
I sat next to them once at the Arclight… She kept licking his face. It was disgusting!
good! sarah silverman is NOT funny…that is a myth. and her career got big, coincidentally, when she started dating jimmy kimmel (who is funny). so, now that sarah has to make it on her own, will she have any legs???
Sarah RULES! Her Maxim pics were so HOTT! Maybe I got a shot with her now? Hehehehehe!
I feel sorry for him - she was funny on tv, but kind of a bitch in person.
I hate Sarah Silverman…she is TRASH and offensive. The mean comments about Britney were just that…..mean. Jimmy can do so much better. Sorry about the kids though.
How could she date a submissive Nelly after kissing Lebron James ring on TV. Jimmy Kimmel is a punk. She'll be for a young model dude that will F her brains out. She's sick of dumpy comics.
Sweet. That means she's ready for me. I'd love to hit that Jew hard.
How sad! Seems like they've been together forever! If you love celebrity gossip, be sure to check out the trivia on kwanzoo.com!
I love them both. Together or apart.
Noooo! I really liked them…well, what lasts in Hollywood anyway?
Now this sucks..I was bummed about the Jolie-Pitt bastards, now I am tearing up..This is truly bad news..
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Did you know that Sarah has a hairy ass?
Anyone have her number????
I said I missed The Sarah Silverman Program last night and my boyfriend jokingly said they probably broke up. That post was so funny to me I that Im leaving a comment to share this HIGHlarious coincidence.
I'm glad, can't stand neither one of them fuckers!
WOOOHOOO!
Now watch Sarah Silverman try to like be serious now… hehe!
awww
are you shitting me???
that makes me so so sad.
=(((((
Aww… Jimmy Kimmel is hot!!!
Aw, I love her a lot, I love The S.S.Program, and he seems really cool, too bad. Any comedy is personal taste, but I find her so original and just unique. Risky and gutsy. If you don't get her, oh well, but some of us really LOVE us some Sarah Jane Anastasia Silverman!!!!!!!!
Love ya Sarah!!!!
Love you too Jimmy, but Sarah is the bomb!!!!!
Can't wait for more of the sarah program.
:-]
I usually don't care about this crap but THIS MAKES ME SAD!!!
NOOOO!!!
yeah whatever.. they probably weren't even a couple in the first place, it was all a publicity stunt!
Good.
They sucked.
And sarah Silverman was NEVER funny.
Annoying, yes, Funny… NO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo they are perfect for each other. who's gonna date kimmel now?
shes a girl monkey
shes not funny and she's very ugly
Come on GET REAL!! Jimmy can fuck anyone. He's a power guy in Hollywood. If you are the host of a show like david letterman, conan obrien, etc. You get to fuck anyone. Those show's make or break you. so best believe their are a TON of actesses, playboy models and all around hot sluts.hosting your own show is like money in the bank times a thousand. Come on people lets not kid ourselves, As for him being fat? hello famous and obvisouly has a ton of money. Look at Hugh Hefner? enuff said.As for SArah I'd fuck her hairy butt hole. I'd plug that up like a submarine in a mouses ass. I'd cream on her hugh titties like jelly in a dounut. Hey Sarah! wanna fuck the real matt damon?
who cares about these two kikes?
no way it has to be a prank of thers or ashton kutcher no way they are perfect for eachother
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This makes me sad.
didn't he leave his wife for her? anyway, matt damon would NOT sleep with her. at least i don't think he would.
that's great…now my plan to become Mr. Silverman can continue…I LOVE YOU SARAH…and Perez you can forward her my email address
GOOD!!! Now I can continue my plans to become Mr. Sarah Silverman…I LOVE YOU SARAH…and Perez you can give her my email address
i bet this is a joke. those two are solid. we are being punked!
That is what happens when you start a relationship based on infidelity! Jimmy should have stayed with his wife that wanted before he was famous. Sarah is a homewrecker and she is offensive.
oH tHIS is so good!!
it is karma you guys, she is a fucked up comedian trying to be funny, he is just disguisting, hope the die!
Sara can rot in hell, hope she is already there!! hehe
That is sad they made a very nice couple both entertainingand funny
I guess that explains why when I went to a benefit show on 7/9/08 Sarah Silverman was headlining and Jimmy was suppose to be the MC they had a replacement and said he was "sick" . . .
Whats weird is I always thought Sarah Sliverman was gay but I guess.
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fucking fat sweats walking around america
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discusting filthy tubbys
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thick thighs touching
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STOP EATING
RUN ALOT OF MILES
LOSE INCHES
DRINK SUGARFREE REDBULL
TRY ALTOIDS TO CURB YOUR HUNGER!
DRINK COFFEE
SMOKE CIGARETTES
SEW YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS SHUT
JUST STOP EATING
S T A R V E Y O U R S E L V E S T H I N
I HATE FAT PEOPLE
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I fuckin loved them!!!!! Oh well
:sad face:
Those two are nasty!!! She being the nastiest!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you kidding?!?!?!"!?!?!?!!?
Say it ain't so
Re: vikin – What the fuck is wrong with you? I bet you love paris and benji. Loser.
I love Sarah. I hate Jimmy. I am happy.
I'm sad for them. But I'm glad to know Sarah is doing well despite the breakup.