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2 Things

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Eva Longoria > Beauty Buzz > Conspiracy Corner

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1) Eva Longoria showed off a new, much-shorter hairdo while out to lunch at Toast in Los Angeles on Monday with hubby Tony Parker. U like????

and

2) Doesn't she look like she could be sperminated???? Maybe it's just the dress????

[Image by Ghost via Fame Pictures.]

168 comments to “2 Things”

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  1. 101

    Re: Porn_Mobile_Man

    HAHAHAHAH WHAT A FREAKING IDIOT, best troll ever though.

  2. linda says – reply to this


    102

    Yuck. She'll be sporting hair extensions in no time at all.

  3. Jenny says – reply to this


    103

    omg! you seriously think EVERY WOMAN IN THE WORLD is preggo. im sick of you. im blocking this site. bye.

    you are so fukcing stupid you fat fuck. just bcuz you have a blog that ppl read does not make you a celebrity. ppl won't know who you are in 2 years when everyone has finally realized that you're a moneygrubbing wannabe. you haven't accomplished shit. most of the stuff you write in here are just stuff you've picked from other blogs/news outlets. NOTHING in here is exclusive and i'm sad that ppl are too blind to see it. go to hell you lard.

  4. SICK says – reply to this


    104

    TYPICAL LOW CLASS MEXICAN SPIC THAT IS KNOCKED UP WITH A N!GGURBABIE JUST LIKE THE WHORE JESSICA ALBA

  5. Jenny says – reply to this


    105

    I've seen several pic of her recently where she looks preggers. I def think she is!!

  6. diAna says – reply to this


    106

    THINK HE GAINED THOUGHT SHE WAS A THIN ONE GUESS NOT

  7. diANA says – reply to this


    107

    **she**

  8. katie says – reply to this


    108

    it's called a DESPERATION bloat! that bitch is such a famewhore!

  9. Maria says – reply to this


    109

    IF A WOMAN EATS A BIG MEAL SHE COULD LOOK PREGNANT! Stop with
    the "Baby Bump" nonsense. This is going to cause anorexia!
    Eva's hair looks cute. Obviously you hated the dress because you thought
    she looked pregnant in it.

  10. Great says – reply to this


    110

    No, she does not try to imitate Posh Spice and No, she doesn't have middle-age spread, she's only 32! No where near middle-class. She is lovely and classy and although she has a 150.000 million dollar fortune, she doesn't go around with her nose in the air, wearing flashy jewels (although she can afford anything), or partying all the time.

  11. Poor says – reply to this


    111

    I wish I could be her for a week, actually I would settle for one day. I want to know what it feels like to be that rich.

  12. posh says – reply to this


    112

    Her face is too boyish for short hair. She is beautiful with long hair.

  13. Gwen says – reply to this


    113

    Yeah right. She's been 32 for the last three years. She looks old.

  14. anon says – reply to this


    114

    does this haircut remind you of anyone..? victoria beckham…?

    i'm surprised she jumped on the bandwagon so late.

  15. Snick says – reply to this


    115

    Who cares? She's a stinky, skanky ho that pimps out her retard sister.

  16. maryZ says – reply to this


    116

    i think it looks really good.

  17. Vez says – reply to this


    117

    Women often cut their hair off when preggers!
    its the hormones

  18. jRide says – reply to this


    118

    she is too selfish to get pregnant and have a baby!! she is probably wearing oversized (for her) dresses to "spark" the rumors herself, just to keep her name out there. CAN'T STAND HER!!!!!!!

  19. Why says – reply to this


    119

    Although I think she looks good with any hair, why do women reach a certain age and feel the need to get a short haircut? Most of you look much better and younger with hair length that at least comes down to the shoulders. This bob style is so overdone.

  20. Evan says – reply to this


    120

    Its just her hair minus the extensions ….get real she is played out!!

  21. smf says – reply to this


    121

    She looks a little like sandra bullock in that picture

  22. nik says – reply to this


    122

    Perez, it is so hard to please you. Last week you said she had celelite on her thighs as she was in her tiny orange bikini with a flat stomach and now she is pregnant? Please!

  23. Presh says – reply to this


    123

    She looks like a child holding her daddy's hand. Why do short-arses go for gigantic men?



  24. 124

    Love the hair!! and Perez are u sure your not havin some baby envy??? Now god forbid someone is not wearin skin tight shizzy…… they are ALWAYS pregnant to you!!!! Commmmmmmmmmonnnnn Perezyyyyyy!

  25. fulya says – reply to this


    125

    who cares!
    attention whore! she's pimpin out her marriage all the time!

  26. Lola says – reply to this


    126

    BORING hair! She looks like my nephew's second grade teacher. And, she does NOT look pregnant.

    Lola La Pistola

  27. Sexy says – reply to this


    127

    EVA IS SO PRETTY AND SHE DONT EVEN LOOK PREGNANT THATS HOW THE DRESS WAS MADE, WHAT THE HELL DO FIRST MEAN ANYWAY, Y EVERYBODY ALWAYS SAYING FIRST IT SOUNDS STUPID, WHOEVER SAYS THAT WORD IS A LAME

  28. e says – reply to this


    128

    Re: Sarah

    I agree her hair is her most beautiful asset bad move.Even if it's good to try something new.

  29. karen says – reply to this


    129

    Useless info. Who needs to see the back of her head for her haircut. And she does not look preggers. So what's the point?

  30. Talk says – reply to this


    130

    About time she cut that long wavy curly hair. All the females of Hollywood with long curly wavy ringlets of hair should do the same as Eva. They look like little girls waiting for their First Communion ceremony. Only Angelina Jolie looks beautiful with her long hair, you'll notice that there are no curls on HER hair. Come to think of it, the same goes for Jenifer Aniston, beautiful long straight hair. Get straight women, curls are OUT.

  31. Chell says – reply to this


    131

    Why does everyone cut there hair like that now?! IT'S THE FUCKING UGLIEST HAIR CUT! I love Eva, but hate that hair, on ANYONE..not just her. It's boyish to me. :[ I love Perez!

  32. lmo says – reply to this


    132

    The hair looks cute, but isn't she a little late to be jumping on the bob haircut bandwagon? As for pregnancy, I think it's just the dress - it doesn't look like a baby bump, just too much fabric.

  33. diane says – reply to this


    133

    What the hell is up with your obsession about people being pregnant, so much so you have to try to make shit up for people to talk about? Who cares who's pregnant anyway? God, it's so stupid. There were 2 or 3 posts yesterday about someone possibly being pregnant. DUMB

  34. Jesse says – reply to this


    134

    No she doesnt look pregnant. Is it the next big thing to try and be the first to guess who is pregnant?! jeez

  35. sdfa says – reply to this


    135

    like the hair. It doesn't look overdone. Just pretty.

  36. magda says – reply to this


    136

    Yo creo que el peinado le queda bien, pero no se si estara embarazada ,Aunque es probable!

    Adios perez, un abrazo.

  37. lizbe says – reply to this


    137

    she kinda resembles sandra bullock

  38. Starr says – reply to this


    138

    My god, Perez, she looks rail thin, even in that dress! I'm so sick of the media pointing fingers and screaming, "PREGNANT!!!" everytime a gaunt celebrity puts on a few (much needed) pounds and starts to look a bit healthy. No wonder Hollywood is so f-d up…

  39. HJ says – reply to this


    139

    Love her hair! I bet if it does turn out that she's pregant, you'll say that you broke the story first! :*)

  40. mouse says – reply to this


    140

    She is a two foot tall, rat tooth wetback.

  41. abc12 says – reply to this


    141

    Re: Muk
    Get a life

  42. Posh says – reply to this


    142

    Posh seems to be inspiring EVERYONE.

  43. cara says – reply to this


    143

    PEREZ! YOU FUCKTARD! YOU SAY EVERYBODY IS PREGNANT SO THAT YOU CAN SAY YOU SAID SO IF ITS TRUE! WELL THAT DONT WORK IDIOT.

  44. SPERM says – reply to this


    144

    SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM! SPERM!

  45. jesus says – reply to this


    145

    enough with the god damn baby crap!

  46. Kelli says – reply to this


    146

    I think that she could be because i viewed pics from her italy vacation w/ her hubby and i think that she didnt look as toned as she usually does…

  47. Patty says – reply to this


    147

    Looks like a petite Sandra Bullock.

  48. court says – reply to this


    148

    Classicly chic and gorgeous!

  49. Pants says – reply to this


    149

    yeah, she's real fat mate. get a f*cking perspective!

  50. Jon says – reply to this


    150

    I hope she is preggers she will make a great mom definitly a MILF!!! She could be bald and still be hot so it dosn't really matter how short her hair is…

  51. cleme says – reply to this


    151

    SHE IS DEFINITELY PREGGERS… her eggs are getting old… she's in her 30's.

  52. brit says – reply to this


    152

    doesn't she look A LOT like sandra bullock here??

  53. Lucky says – reply to this


    153

    I know for a fact that she is expecting a baby!!!!!
    Just wait.
    Her best gay pal has been leaking it to everyone back in Texas!

  54. GabyR says – reply to this


    154

    INMFLUENCE VICTORIA BECK!!!!

  55. simi says – reply to this


    155

    LOVE the hair. much better than her former look. as for pregnancy, she is still way thinner than 90% of the population's females so who knows?

  56. shayn says – reply to this


    156

    its just the dress….for now(that is)
    i dont think it flatters her figure, it makes her look like she has a roll of fat on her stomach….eek?
    cute hair though

  57. Proph says – reply to this


    157

    Perez, you are obsessed with sperm. Suddenly everyone has been sperminated.

  58. qs says – reply to this


    158

    Finally stop using hair extensions hollywood i don't think she cut her "REAL" hair ,she gave up the extensions.
    It looks healthy,young and cute.



  59. 159

    I love her new do! It's just really cute on her…and yes it is time to bust out future NBA players… well that is if they take after Tony in stature! :)

  60. Summe says – reply to this


    160

    her hair was gorgeous wtf why did she cut it off? OR did she have extensions? either way she looked sexier with it long now she'll look cheeky

  61. angie says – reply to this


    161

    WHY do women always cut their long hair short after they get married!!!!!!! They all do it. Bait & switch!!!!!

  62. Jade says – reply to this


    162

    naw, she's just been gaining some weight latley

  63. kimW says – reply to this


    163

    from OK Magazine:

    “For the upcoming season of Desperate Housewives [Eva's character] Gabrielle has "gained" weight and cut her hair," says the actress' rep Liza Anderson. "She is now a worn-out mother with two kids. Eva has enjoyed a more relaxed environment and will even be wearing butt pads and stomach pads.”

    DON'T JUST ASSUME, PEREZ…..I love you and all, but do some homework and don't stir up trouble that could really hurt someone…..

  64. Kitty says – reply to this


    164

    Re: SPERM – Can you say your a jackass jackass jackass
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  65. Alibe says – reply to this


    165

    Man, if you think she looks pregnant, I must look like I'm carrying triplets. Just because a girl wears comfy clothes, or eats a big lunch, or gets bloated - does not mean she is pregnant. Come on.

  66. eva d says – reply to this


    166

    doesnt she look like sandra bullock??? maybe its just the photo

  67. Yvett says – reply to this


    167

    Hello,
    What wrong w u people, don't talk shit about actress and or actor. I can't believe ure acting so jealous cuz they are richer well, so. Will u pls leave famous people alone and they and I also don't like it. Eva Longoria Parker is cutie/ and very adorable. They and I are so tired hearing u talking shit and bad thing about them. Of course, they are so hurting. So shut up ur mouth pls and I mean it. Thank you period!

  68. glamo says – reply to this


    168

    i think she looks great! love the hair and she dosent look pregnat or fat! she looks amazing

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