Where's The Beef?

Is Matthew McConaughey hard up for money?

We doubt it. We can’t figure out, though, why he’s whored himself out to this new job.

The constantly shirtless actor has signed on as the new spokesman for the National Cattleman’s Beef Association!

You know Jessica Simpson loves her a Real Man that Eats Meat.

McConaughey has even recorded commercials to sponsor the beef association.

We’re sure PETA is gonna love this!

Careful Matthew, you might have Pamela Anderson coming after you calling you a bitch and a whore!

CLICK HERE to listen to McConaughey’s radio ad and his proclamation of “Beef, it’s what’s for dinner.”

[Image via Mavrix Online.]