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Pete Doherty is running through London's Heathrow Airport on Tuesday because ______.
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Posted: July 16, 2008 at 1:30 pm
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Fill In The BlankFiled under: Anglophilia > Pete Doherty > Fill In The Blank
Pete Doherty is running through London's Heathrow Airport on Tuesday because ______. [Image via Matrix Photos.] Posted: July 16, 2008 at 1:30 pm
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Damn it! There goes the plane!!
hes running because the security found out he has drugs in his pockets. Run pete Run!!!!
POOPing is imminent.
because he forgot that hes got some crack up his ass which he shud shit out and smoke b4 he boards the plane..
and he doesnt want to share it with amy … nono!
he's high on crack, and following around a man he has mistaken for a crack dealer….lmao… i dunno
sum people are sooo stupid, why do you get so offensive, oh bc you have no friends or life right?
He wants to replace OJ in the new Hertz commercials
to get to the other side….
to buy crack
Because he heard the rumor that that they were casting for Trainspotting 2 at gate 112.
He was overheard saying that he'd make a perfect junkie since some of his closest friends have been junkies. He wouldn't name name's of course.
He also mentioned that he believed that the actors used real drugs in the filming of the movie so as to make it more realistic.
Good luck on that Pete! ;p
he saw a picture of kate moss and thought it was real
Because Sting is chasing that ass
Because he has shadow people chasing him and he doesnt want them to catch him. HA!
….because he spent too much time in the Airport restroom shooting up.
that looks like sam ronson!
He has explosive diarrhea
What a tool
becuase he dicided he likes Amy Winehouse now.
because he heard the words, "Last call…" and freaked out trying to find a bar.
he looks so shane today
he was in a rush to get more crack. duh.
because he has explosive diarrhea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pete Doherty is running through London's Heathrow Airport on Tuesday because he just bag snatched that old lady. ;p
He's a fish-eyed fuck in a hurry.
He's missing his "hit", get out of the way!!
duty free crack!
bag. of. drugs.
… he heard a plane was coming in from Columbia…
Wino needs a hit.
because his dealer is about to leave town and he needs to get his supply before his plane takes off.
Cause he realised that his crack was on the plane
becuz his crach dealer is about to leave on a plane,, and pete needs his fix for the week!!
… he heard a plane was coming in from Columbia.
'Here come's the man in black/crack??'
because he left his cocaine, and his life size Lego replica of Kate Moss in the plane bathroom!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
you people are pathetic, slagging off other people because you're so bored with your own lives.. grow up!
_____he's eager to welcome his dealer.
…he was promised free crack in exchange for reprising the role of Elwood in a London dinner theatre production of The Blues Brothers. His harmonica and sunglasses are in that Jo Malone bag.
He is running because he heard there was a 2 for 1 deal on crack rocks in Terminal 2. Who can pass up a free rock?
k why does he have this weird cracked out look on his face in EVERY picture?
oh wait…cuz he's cracked out !
Amy Winehouse gave him Herpes, Chlamydia, & Gonorrhea!!
o no the coke plane is leaving. I never heard his music until recently and it's ashame how much talent himself and amy winehouse have. In the states we have stars like rihanna who can barely sing or dance to save her life have a booming career while these ultra talented singers waste their lifes away.
because his crack dealer is on the plane and he is trying to catch it!!!
He heard they were having a huge sale on CRACK!!!!!!
because his fans are chasing him…or, well, he THINKS that those pink elephants are his fans…. run coke head run!
he left his on flight back full of blow on board.
opps on flight bag. lol
Inspector Gadget…is that you?
Re: michi – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BECAUSE HE SAW THE LIGHT!!!
BECAUSE HE WAS GOING TO MISS THE SEASON FINALE OF CORONATION STREET
he was playing at themontreux jazz festival in switzerland that evening and was bloody brilliant!!
he has to do pee pee
a. he's trying to catch up to amy winehouse who has taken all of his dope and stashed it in her beehive.
b. the police found his stash after a strip search and he's running away from them.
c. lost and found announced that they have found a bag of "undetermined substance" behind a sink in the washroom of the airport and are waiting for someone to claim it.
d. he thinks he saw a ufo and is trying to run away from the aliens that are apparently after his dope.
e. he's running away from his mom who is trying to get him to finally take a shower.
f. he finally realized that he was smelly so he's trying to "air out".
g. he's running away from Godzilla
h. he thinks that if he runs faster and faster he can fly like the airplanes.
YOU CHOOSE
g. he's running away from lindsay lohan who thinks he's saMANtha ronson.
h. he's running away from screaming fans who think he's one of the new kids on the block.
i. he saw ur mom and got scared.
he left his coke on the plane
WAIT ! MY NOSE CANDY !
He knows that only an airplane can get him higher than he already is.
Because he heard on the overhead speaker that the flight leaving for
"crack-ow"(krakow, poland) was in the final boarding process.
Pete Doherty is running through London's Heathrow Airport on Tuesday because there was a drug dealer waiting for him.
Pete Doherty is running through London's Heathrow Airport on Tuesday because there was a drug dealer waiting for him at Baggage Claim 5.
he was too busy snorting a little nose candy to notice that he only had 5 minutes left to get on the plane.
he sees his drug dealer.
He's so high on coke and so drunk on bourbon he needs to pee pee before going through security!
Because he's going 2 miss his flighT! Leave him alone! I love the boy! He's my hero and his music iz the total best! LOVE YA PETE! Rock ON dude!
OR Someone signed him up for a trip to the dentist and he's running scared!
…cause his dealers airplane just arrived from Colombia
free 5 oclock crack giveaway!!
Seriously….does anyone really care about this drug addict. Seriously. What a flippin loser!
he had to peeeeee!
b/c he heard you can get high in airplanes too
Cause he's late for amy winehouse funeral
It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, he's got a full tank of gas, half a pound of crack, it's dark, and he's wearing sunglasses. Oh and he's on a mission from God. Hit it.
kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate
… his drug supplier is going to kick his ass since he paid him with Monopoly money.
He is so friggn HOT,,i want to be his sex slave!!!! I bet he has a big cock!!!
to get sum coke and bang jeffree star what else?????
Because he was on shrooms ..
Pete Doherty is running through London's Heathrow Airport on Tuesday because there is a buy one get one Crack free in the terminal
He's running because the paparri's trying to take pictures of his gorgeous self! he is truly talented, although a tortured soul. But he produces brilliant songs and art - i think he's great! You're just jealous
Hopefully he was shopping for fragrance at Jo Malone to help make his smelly skank ass smell better. Now if he could do something about those crack stained hands.
it's a bird,it's a plane,oh no it's just bones kate floating away
He Just realized he forgot his luggage full of dope at security.
I LOVE YOU PETE!!!
He is trying to catch his flight for Geneva, he is playing the same night in Montreux Jazz Festival and have already missed his previous flight.
He made it on time on stage.
he's chasing my little sister who missed her plane there last monday
…he's too hot for words. (:
cos he's got crack cocaine up his a*%hole, lol
Running!? I thought he was posing for the camera LOL
fuck off fatty
because he just stole some stuff out of Jo Malone…not high end but pretty expensive stuff per bottle…love it…
becasue he is a twat who no one cares for anymore!?
he flew to montreux in switzerland to play at the jazz.. and my friends tell me he was fuckin AMAZING
…because he is on his way to spain… he will be performing at the FIB-Festival in Benecassim.
because he is cheesing on cat urine.
"AMY! no… CRACK!"
he had to meet his dealer.
…he left his crack pipe in the airplane bathroom
he is late to meet his meth dealer!
he needs to catch a plane to the netherlands to play with one of the best bands evah!
babyshambles!
Pete Dorethy is the best
he was just sucking d–k in the men's room stall and realized that he was going to miss his flight.
"Pete Doherty is running through London's Heathrow Airport on Tuesday because he thinks he just looks FIERCE when he runs!!" Or he was trying (quite unsuccessfully) to outrun "The Gay".