Does This Make You Horny???
Filed under: Andy Dick
Yes, that's really Andy Dick!
The wacktor was arrested in California earlier today and PerezHilton.com has just obtained the police report.
It brings the LOLs!
Here's what the cops have to say:
"At 0113 hours, Murrieta Police responded to call at Buffalo Wild Wings, 40484 Murrieta Hot Springs Rd., Murrieta to investigate an intoxicated male at the location urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance. Officers arrived and stopped a truck which was leaving the location. Witnesses told the officers one of the truck occupants had sexually battered a 17 year old outside the restaurant and bar.
The 17 yr old female victim and several witnesses told police that as Andy Dick left the establishment, he approached two females outside the bar. Dick walked up to the 17 year old female victim, grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts. He then was escorted by several of his friends to a truck which was stopped by arriving police officers in a nearby Sam’s Club a few moments later.
Andy Dick was in the front passenger seat of the truck. A curbside lineup was conducted and the male was identified by the victim, as well as a witness. During a search incident to arrest, marijuana and Xanax were found in Andy Dick’s pants pockets. Andy Dick was extremely intoxicated at the time of his arrest. He was booked at the Southwest Detention Center."
Is a stint on Celebrity Rehab in his future???
That…or jail!
i love andy dick. i hope he isnt in too much trouble. get over it people if you cant sexually batter 17 year olds anymore what can you do?
ew..fuckin creeperrr…
That totally doesn't even look like him! Kinda creepy…
ANY 17YO WHORE OUTSIDE A BAR AT 1AM IS NOBODY'S VICTIM
What was a 17 year old doing out at 1 in the morning anyway???
OKAY IF THERE WAS ANYONE IN HOLLYWOOD MORE DESERVING OF 12 PACK OF WUP ASS IT'S THIS MAN. FURTHERMORE FOR ANYONE TO SAY "Andy Dick is a fag anyway, so it wasn't even sexual" IS STUPID. SO IF A GAY MAN WAS GRABBING YOUR SISTERS OR MOTHERS BREAST YOU WOULD BE OKAY WITH THAT? THAT'S IDIOTIC. OR "Everyone always makes other people out to be the bad guys but no one ever wonders if these people were provoked. Like women who show up to work in skimpy ass outfits, with their titties nearly jumping out of their extra-small top and then wonder why the men around them stare at their boobs when talking to them, instead of looking at them in the face." AND YOU PROBABLY BELIEVE BECAUSE OF THAT WHEN A WOMEN IS RAPED IS BECAUSE SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT BECAUSE SHE WAS WEARING A SKIMPY OUTFIT. THAT IS JUST PLAIN AND STUPID. THE GIRL WAS 17!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE SEXUALLY ASSAULTED HER!!!!!!!!!!! PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
Damn he's ugly .I hope he rots in jail and his dick falls off
Re: Renee –
school is out here, theres nothing to do (thank you city council) and it's hot. the only thing to do is hang out somewhere. calling buffalos a bar is like calling tgifridays a bar. yes, it has one in it, but they serve really good food.
what a creepy picture of him! ick
I can't believe they let this guy do voices for childrens videos…. what a disgusting freak
OMG! SEXUALLY HARRASSING A MINOR IS A BIG DEAL!
Isn't there ANY way to keep this freak in jail?
Maybe his son could sign something saying he isn't fit to make his own decisions, then lock him in a looney bin for at LEAST 10 years.
I am hopeful that this 17 yr old's parents will take him to court… and hopefully it will be open as to allow news cameras.
lmAo!!!! already… thinking about how much of a dork he would be in court.
Muahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Holy Shit…this is just 5 minutes from my house. What the hell was Andy Dick doing in Murrieta?? Has he burned his brdiges in all the major cities, now he's coming to the boonies to pick up on unsuspecting skateboarders & scene kids…what a weirdo! He needs to go to jail for a while so he can pick on people his own size or age I shoudl say
he looks like the Joker. And Andy is a joke at this point.
Re: MC – I came here to say the same thing. People are always so quick to talk shit on the celebrities. Why the hell was that girl out at 1 AM??? Am I saying he should have done what he did? No. She shouldn't have been out running the streets at that hour either. Next topic….
It never ceases to amaze me how much insecure little men have to project that insecurity onto women to make themselves feel better. No, I'm not just referring to Andy the Dick but also to the supposed "men" on this comment board who are saying that a 17-YEAR-OLD GIRL asked to be sexually molested simply because she wasn't in bed at 1:30 in the morning. Um, last time I checked it was summertime and school is not in session, so what she does with her time is none of any of your fucking business and why does that justify what happened to her.
I wish for just one day all of you perverts could live as a woman and deal with all the woman-hating shit we have to deal with every minute of every day and then come back and justify what Andy Dick did.
Everyone knows that men who hate women really hate themselves and are just looking for a scapegoat.
Re: Reall –
Oh so she deserves to get assulted? Yes she should have not been out at 1:00 in the morning, but that does not mean she needed to be touched by an asshole.
Supposedly Andy "Dick" is sporting a 9 incher
I find marajuana usage in hollywood funny…it seems to pony for the place.
i thought that andy dick was gay. isnt he????? anyways what an asshole assaulting an woman like that!!
Re: MC –
i disagree, yeah women know that when they whare skimpy clothes men are going to look at there bodies, but that does not give those men the right to assault them!! especially by pulling their clothes off!!
that's crazy! I go to that Buffalo Wild Wings all the time during football season!
Jail he already! He is a useless human being. He should just kill himself instead of living and harming others.
haha what the hell was he doing in Murrieta????
omg he looks so creepy! he looks like a child molester there…oh wait, he sort of is a child molester!
What's really sad is that this is actually one of the better photos of Andy Dick I've seen!
Sister Ophelia McKrevice-#53, that is one old, stretched out, loose, nasty, roast-beef looking twat you got there-if that was my gash, i'd fucking HIDE it! god-fucking PUKE!!!!
man he looks like uncle pervy from hell bigtime
that man should be shot. what an asshole. it's not funny…
that man should be shot. what an asshole. it's not funny…
haha i live in murrieta and was just at Buffalo Wild Wings the other night.
SUCKS i missed the action hahaa
He looks like a psychotic Robert Dinero, possibly on drugs, poor Andy has gone crazy
He is lucky that wasnt your sister or daughter he did that to…cause if it was mine, I would have beaten his ass to a pulp before the cops arrived. He deserves to be behind bars for a long time so that inmates can play with his titties. He really deserves to be gang banged in jail. I hope that girl sues his ass off,…I would. $$$$$$
"It brings the LOLs!"
The above quote PROVES that you are a sick twisted puppy salivating at the folly of others. I am starting to wonder if you are a TRUE REPRESENTATION of ALL GAYS?????
I was kinda surprised to read it was a female victim. I always pegged him to be gay.
HOLY SHIT
im gonna have nightmares now with that pic LOL
This guy is a fucking idiot. Seriously grow up Dick.
Why was a 17 year old outside of a bar at 1:13 am? What's wrong with that girl's parents?
He looks like a wasted Martin Short.
his ex band mate lives in temecula. its amazing he is still alive and not in jail already…
Re: Ash – What part of "NO he shouldn't have done what he did" are you having trouble with?
I live in murrieta/temecula, and people like him should stay the hell outta here.
Re: rober – hey rober are you upset at all??. It takes a real stupid bitch to get that wound up about anything andy dick does. You stupid cunts need to stop the fake indignance it's just retarded. Andy dick smoked some weed and probably was so drunk he thought she was a teenage boy anyway. Getting your tit grabbed isn't going to ruin your life so calm down you typing chimps
Re: MC – lol as sexist as that is, I agree.
what was a 17 year old doing outside of a bar at that time anyway?
Re: fancypink – Yeah, CUZ YOU ARE, LIKE, 12!
So think what you want in your stunted brain, but go try to grope
a girl, and she will lay you flat, junior!
besides, if it weren't for groping 17 year olds, I wouldn't get ANY!!!
People think I'm gay. and retarded. I have to go cry now.
Does anyone remember that around 1995 they tried to bring back "Get Smart" with Don Adams and Barbara Feldon? ANDY DICK Played their SON and RUINED it! You can buy the WHOLE SERIES on ONE or TWO DVD's! Only about a dozon or so episodes before that trash was taken off - It was great to see Don Adams and Barbara Feldon in action again, but sadly, Andy Ruined the show right from the start…
Andy Dick is a fuckin retard..always has been.
The officers responded to what was likely determined a non-emergency call at 1:13 am, which means that the call was probably made BEFORE 1am. Yes, 17 year olds do sometimes hang out in the summer at 12:30. In fact, I knew several 17 year olds in COLLEGE. And god forbid she was at a RESTAURANT. Maybe she worked there, maybe she was visiting friends who worked there or picking someone up or god forbid, eating. But I am wasting my time on losers who demonize women on print (and most likely in real life too).
Re: Boo B – agreed.
I was just WAITING for him to fuck up again!
Why is a 17 year old girl hanging outside of a bar at 1:13 a.m? Maybe she had her titties hangin out of her top and he simply, " LET THEM OUT". Is that really a crime?
Vex the reason I do that is because I'm a little jealous I couldn't get a guy to grab my fat sweaty tit if word got out that everytime you squeeze it a ferrari dropped out of my big ass
Perez is a homophobe? That's interesting considering he is a homosexual.
P.S. Ontario loves Perez!!!
Re: Kateee*** – He's a comedian you retard..
Re: & – Then you must be the only one who has never heard of him..
Re: Vex – Geez, maybe you're the one who is a little too upset. YOU calm down beee-aaachh!
What was a 17 year doing outside of a bar at 1 a.m.?
You people make me sick get off your asses and stop visiting stupid sites like this and watching dumb celeberty gossip. Do people have nothing better to do then sit at a computer and make fun of celeberties because there bored with there own lives. You people are missing out on what life is really about so go live it and get off your fat lazy gay ass!!
Re: Jean – did you really type in a "NO YOU ARE" response jean??
last time I heard one of those I was in the fourth grade genius BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA