Gwyneth Got Beat!
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Celebs give their kids such ridiculous names!
We think Apple Paltrow Martin has just been beat for dumbest food-themed name.
According to a Soap Opera Digest, Z-lister Ingo Rademacher (he of the great name himself), an actor on General Hospital, named his new son Peanut Kai Rademacher.
Let's see who'll top that one!
What do you think: Peanut, cute name or silly silly???
Posted: July 16, 2008 at 5:00 pm
What a silly, silly name! Imagine this child developing a deathly allergy to peanuts in a few years (which does happen)! Ironic, wouldn't it be? A child named Peanut with a peanut allergy!
Who knows, maybe the kid's mother had a bad time giving birth and decided to get revenge by scarring her son for life.
I can't get over how silly that name is.
Apple, on the other hand, is actually kind of a cute name.
Hey, maybe when I have a kid, I'll name it Hamburger, to fit with the chic trend of naming children after foods.
APPLE is my daughter's middle name!
i agree for a child it's kind of cute but i cant picture that kid growing up and being a lawyer or whatever with the name like peanut! he'll probably just shorten it to P.K.
Ingo is HOT! But he must be nuts! :*O
My cats name is Peanut.
Douche bag. Why would he do that too his poor kid? And how did two people ever agree on such a fukt up name? If he has any decency at all, he will call the kid Kai.
Ingo Rademacher is hot enough to name his kid whatever the hell he wants. I'm just a little disappointed to find out that he's straight. I was SURE he was gay.
I knew a Peanut once. She was this miserable fat girl. Jasper Jakes please change that name.
Ingo is madd hot though! If he passed those genes down, nobody would even care about what he named his child!
Apple is a really cute name.
But Peanut, is just ……..
WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING??????
I feel sorry for the kid when he's a 40 year old man and is applying for a professional job somewhere and has to tell them that his name is "peanut". REMEMBER PEEPS, IT'S CUTE WHEN THEY'RE 4 BUT NOT WHEN THEY'RE 40!!! THAT'S WHY PEOPLE HAVE NICKNAMES!!!
WTF WERE YOU THINKING JAX? DUMP THAT HO CARLY
Peanut. Cute for a nickname. Cute for a dog. TERRIBLE for a name. Maybe the kid will be smart and go by his middle name. Kai is actually ok.
Apple is a really cute name.
But Peanut, its just …….
I mean, what the HELL WERE THEY THINKING???????
Hey that's my nickname!!!
APPLE is ridiculous, and PEANUT is retarded. It is also a very common nickname among negros who sell drugs…REALLY!
Peanut was my dog's name.
I had a dog names "Peanut" once! Cute name for a dog….hideous name for a little boy! Expect him to be teased into submission at school!! Dumb parents!
Granted Peanut if a stupid name, especially for a boy. But how is Ingo Rademacher a Z lister? Because you don't like GH? Or just soaps in general? He happens to be one of the most popular soap actors in daytime right now.
Peanut is a nickname that I call my son but I would never choose it as a real name….
That's ridiculous! I don't know why parents do that to their children?!?!?!?!?! That kid will grow up one day and unless he changes it, live with the name Peanut. How can you take someone seriously with a name like that? Apple, Peanut, Pilot Inspektor, God'Iss Love (and all those other names mentioned on VH1's show about baby names)…DUMB!!!!!!!!!!
Ingo Rademacher is so damn hot. If his kid ends up half as fuckable as he is, no one will ever care what his name is.
When he's 40 years old, he can become Mr. Peanut and wear a monocle. Seriously, though, what drugs were the parents taking? Were they looking at a packet of peanuts and came up with the name? Geez, if that's the case, thank goodness they didn't look up. He could have been named "Ceiling Tile Rademacher".
and they got the nerve to talk about what black folks name their kids… that peanut is the silliest name … he must look like a peanut.LOL!!!!
CUTE>>>>>>>
but what is the nickname
my dogs name is peanut
I feel sorry for the kid. However, if he grows up half as good looking as his father, girls won't care about the name.
Ingo is hot!! Whatever hewants to name his kid is okay by me!!
My female Chihuahua is named Peanut. Cute dog name, horrid child's name. He'll be legally changing that as soon as he can.
My DAUGHTERS nickname is Peanut, we gave her a REAL name though LOL. Ingo is so fricking hot though. I'd have a baby with him and we'd call it whatever he wanted.
HA! That's my lil dogs name!!
I am so hoping that this is just a silly joke and they really did NOT name that baby Peanut. That poor kid will certainly be teased and his parents will be to blame for the times that kid gets beat up in school. That is just heartless to do that to a child.
My 5 year old son is named Kai. Pronounced Ky. That part is good. Peanut is weird.
I'm going to name my first son Pistachio Cucumber Childers. Won't that honor the scores and scores of generations who came before me?
Better than all of Bob Geldof's stupid daughters names!! And I think Knox Jollie Pitt is pretty pathetic as well - who the hell call their son knox. Only in America!!
It's even funnier because "kai" is actually the Maori (new zealand native) word for "food"
it's a dogs name.
what will they call their next kid, butter???
That's my gerbil's name. Seriously. Her name is Peanut.
How full of himself is this fucker?! I am all for creativity and shit, but this is ridiculous.
The word "Kai" in maori, which is the native languauge of New Zealand also means food!
oh boy. the playground will now be called hell on earth!!
dont these parents think about these things?????
peanut is ridiculous, but kai as well as ingo are very usual names in germany…
I think it sounds more like a dogs name than a persons name. But I guess it could be a humans name. I think celebrities want there children to be individuals.
Honey…. Ingo was a very typical German name at the time he was born. Seeing that he was born in Germany his name makes sense
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(and by the way, Kai is a normal German name)
That excuse does not go for Peanut, though. Besides, I still think he should have just given him the German word for Peanut if he really was so desperate to name his son after food - Erdnuss Kai Rademacher does have a ring to it, doesn´t it?
What nuts man??????????
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Poor kid is going to have one helluva story to tell. Can you imagine being an adult with that name let alone a child!? What happens if he decides to be a body builder with the name 'PEANUT' I guess there's always the name-change option. Stupid parents….
yup silly name. But even sillier; Soap Opera Digest? bawwwaaahhahahahahahahaha!
If he has a small dick when he grows up, then the name is perfect.
Peanut WATER? That's so fucking stupid! It's stupid enough that I bothered to throw "fucking" in there. My nephew in fatally allergic to peanuts. They make him not breathe and break out in a rash. I'm afraid this "peanut" will make people break out in ANGER!!!
wat a fucktard!!!!
I used to have a cat named Peanut.
hes going to live a long life of agony
Peanut? Are you serious? I hate what celebs name their kids 90% of the time. Apple, Homer, Talulabell, Kal-el, Honor, and now…..Peanut? These kids are going to be adults one day, how the hell are they ever going to get people to take them seriously with names like that? OK Homer isn't that bad…just a little on the dork side…but still!
I think there are many many many nice awesomely COOLER names than naming your child (pick up a name book) fucked up shit, but just in case you happen to be a preggo celeb and reading these comments let me suggest some baby names for you…
Grass Blade…Orange Pumpkin…Gray Wall…Brown Desk…Speckled Frog…Vegetable…Fudge (which I was going to save for my next child but I'll let you have it) I'm sure I could think of a thousand more…pick up a baby name book and stop picking up the dictionary for inspiration…
nicole and keiths daughters name is sunday rose :S LOL not sunday roast
I love it! That's so cute.
It's a limiting name. Will anyone take her seriously if she wants to be a doctor or lawyer with a name like Peanut?
peanut is fucking ridiculous!
myt as well call him dikhead
I always thought Apple was actually a really sweet name. Never thought it particularly odd. No more odd than calling your child Olive, Summer, May or June. The girl's name Plum's been around for years and that's no different.
Wouldn't go for Peanut myself but what a parent wants to call their kid is their business. Doesn't bother me. Everyone made WAY to much of a big deal about the name Apple.
Wow, i can imagine the insults pouring in now when that boy grows up. Peanut, it'd probably be used in relation to his cock.
Ingo is a Ron Paul supporter and therefore, can do no wrong.
seriously Apple and Peanut .. i know there trying desperatly to come up with original names but they cant come up with ne thing better then that.. there kids will be scared for life … even more then they already will be for being a celebs kid
Pretty stupid name..but I think Jason Lee takes the cake with Pilot Inspektor!!
Okay say he plans to attend Harvard
walks into his interview and they go "Hello I am Professor…and you are?"
And teh kid goes "Peanut"
I doubt they would take him with a name like that :p
Poor kid…it's all a publicity stunt
FYI…
In the world of soaps Ingo is NOT a z-lister!
Plus he is one HOT dude. His kid could be named anything, if he grows up looking like his dad he will be just fine!!!!
wasn't there gossip about Ingo being a friend of dorothy? hmmm
Do these people realize that naming your children these absolutely ridiculous names is beyond terrible for the child in the future? How about you think of your child and what it will be like for them at school? It shouldnt matter what other people think, but these ridiculous names are taking it too far. You are asking for your child to be teased and tormented. Name your child something normal and save Peanut as a nickname.
I don't really care what he calls his kid. But Soap Opera Stars are not Z-listers. They have millions of fans and are watched everyday. ALot of them go on to do other things and some even become "A-listers". I can't wait in 5 years when some cute blond girl is blogging about you getting busted for doing coke and trying to have sex with some guy in a bathrrom and calling you a z-lister!!
they just wanna make sure they incorporate all the food groups in a pyramid. Next child will be eggplant.