Red Carpet Disaster

He may be the most sought after player in soccer right now, but Cristiano Ronaldo gets his ass kicked by David Beckham on the fashion playing field.

Ronnie looked a hot mess at the red carpet of the ESPY Awards in Los Angeles on Wednesday.

From the awful outfit to the shiny face and those shoes, Crissy looked muy malo from head to toe.

It’s okay, though. He’s young.

We all know Becks had his fare share of fashion missteps back in the day.

Just don’t make it a habit, Ronnie!

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