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Red Carpet Disaster
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Zportz > Cristiano Ronaldo
He may be the most sought after player in soccer right now, but Cristiano Ronaldo gets his ass kicked by David Beckham on the fashion playing field.
Ronnie looked a hot mess at the red carpet of the ESPY Awards in Los Angeles on Wednesday.
From the awful outfit to the shiny face and those shoes, Crissy looked muy malo from head to toe.
It's okay, though. He's young.
We all know Becks had his fare share of fashion missteps back in the day.
Just don't make it a habit, Ronnie!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: July 16, 2008 at 11:09 pm
he's damn hot anyway
Well that's pretty funny considering in the picture of Perez to the right hand side he is wearing almost the exact same costume as Renaldo, only a short sleeve version. What a contradiction to the insult. The only difference is Perez is not a 'hot mess' his a 'fat mess'
xx love seb.
a hot mess would be a fat, obese cock sucker like you, perez. and i literally mean a cock sucker. queer.
cristiano ronaldo is HOT! , ( btw sergio ramos is the HOTEST footballer in the world
sorry perez but he looks not so bad are u blind only a lil to oilyface he is SEXY
What? No poll on whether or not her should be wearing sunglasses on the red carpet?
if you want fashion disaster, look at yourself.
I think he's still fuckable as ever lol
I don't know what you are talking about. Cristiano looks great. The white suit is HOT especially on him or on my bedroom floor.
Nobody wears white to pick cabbages!
screw you, perez. you'd still do him, you whore. At least he WAS invited to the movie premier.
His photo and blog were found on " C asu al se ek . co m ". I am wondering what kind of relationship he was seeking. Friendship? Or short-term relationship.
Portuguese Euro trash never dress well, And I can say that b/c I'm Portuguese.
This greasy fish monger only looks good in a football uniform or just in his shorts… just sayin'
he doesnt look bad at all
perez you are so fucking stupid!!
ronaldo speaks Portuguese, not Spanish muy malo for you!!
looks like a wax figure
Don't forget - we comes from a small island………
Re: Whate –
eurotrash ?? please bitch ! europeans are far more stylish than americans. you think just because ONE european dresses "bad" that doesnt mean that all europeans do ! his outfit is not even that bad. walk around somewhere in america that isnt NY for TWO seconds and you'll find shit thats farrrr worse. so STFU , and btw , ITS NOT FUCKIN CALLED EUROTHRASH , ITS SUPPOSED TO BE EUROTRASH YOU STUPID FUCK ! i bet your one of those sad fat pathetic freaks who has no life and just sits at home on the computer / watching TV all day and wishing they were hot like CHRISTIANO . its obvious your jealous because your an ugly fat american and christiano is hot, fit and a rich famous star. basically everything your not.
AND TO THE OTHERS SAYING HE LOOKS LIKE EUROTRASH . EUROPEANS ARE FARRR MORE FASHIONABLE THAN AMERICANS. EVER HEARD OF MILAN , PARIS , LONDON ? AMERICA , STICK TO MAKING FRIED FOOD FOR THE FAT TWATS THAT AMERICA IS INFAMOUS FOR. YOU AINT GOT NOTHIN ON EUROPE BITCHES !!
Perez most of the time(like when ur putting cum drops on lohans gma) ur pretty funny… but seriously you're the last person on the face of this earth to talk about people outfits.. You are by far the tackiest dresser of my life… #1 rule for fatties=say no to white pants, which I guess you've missed the memo on… oh an stop posing like v.beck or something in pictures, you're a middle aged over weight dude, not some 20 year old female super model… and ps aggy d. Looks like a girl version of pete doherty get off her jock!
…. I NEVER THOUGHT HE COULD LOOK BAD…. BUT I AGREE ON THIS ONE.. A HOT MESS INDEED! HE LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS TO JOIN GOOD CHARLOTTE
He looks like Jermaine Jackson!!
Usually though… I'd def do him.
Since when do American people (with pink hair) who have shown no fashion style at all, the last 200 years, criticise an european stylist like Ronnie. White is THE fashionhit this summer, STUPID!!!
i mean. he could just take off his clothes….
Re: Kei – what does him being from portugal have to do with anything u retard
forget the clothes… its whats beneath them that matters.
ronny is H.O.T… put some nice pictures of him up from his holidays. all sexy and tanned and half naked.
Oh, and how tall is he? He looks so much taller than everybody else. Soooo hot.
WTF??? he looks HOT!!! you're just jealous because he won't have sex with you!! i'm sorry but you are talking bull crap!!
He looks like a young Mohammed Ali. The outfit is fine but are those bow pumps? lol
Still hot though lol!! Better than Becks. Waaaay better.
yh and he just had surgery! and you can't talk!!!
His face looks like shaved balls. Shaved balls, sweaty and shiny.
He is the sexiest mess I've ever seen!
O-V-E-R-A-T-E-D!!!!!
he could have came out wearing a piece of shit
and i still would have think he was hot…
and second portuguese people are not spanish so muy malo is not a portuguese phrase it is spanish
the dude is on freakin crutches. Give him a break.
OMG!
I really want his ass back in England where he belongs! Cuz this LA shit makes me sick!
Plus he needs the rest!
he should have just forgot the clothes all together….everyone would have been happier
HE JUST NEED SOME POWDER AND IM ALL GOOD
is it wrong of me, that when i see him, i think about nothing other than licking his nipples?
and, all you people saying his face his shiny, it's sweat folks. it's 95 degrees outside and the mans in a suit with a jacket. not to mention he can't walk, he's got to hop along like a freaking rabbit. give him a break.
Perez- lose the 'Ronnie' it's terrible. Just call him Cristiano…
Re: Mafal – i dont noe why all u portuguese people think he is self centered… i think its cuse all of you send him millions of letters asking for a significant amount of cash…. and since he never sends u it u guys start insulting him, and also u should be proud to have such a good player playing for portugal cuse without him we wouldnt have gotten as far as we did. So dont be hating him!
W/e he's still hott.
do any of u noe Cristiano ronaldo? i dont think so…. so how can u ppl be calling him eurotrash when all the ppl in europe dress better than americans!
Re: Anon – do u noe that dossantos is his last name too! i dont think u retards are smart enogh to noe that in portugal ppl have 2 last names…. 1 from ur mom and 1 from ur dad. cristianos REAL NAME is Cristiano Aveiro Dossantos.
Re: ines – you retard from madrid. ur saying that ronaldo has not class and comes from a poor part of portugal and only likes hookers. yet he has greater talent than u and ur STUPID madrid team was willing to pay MILLIONS to have him play on their team.
still HOT
Ronaldo is gorgeous. He looks great and at least you can spot him in the crowd whilst all the other men look so samey. Go rocket ronaldo. xxx
I dont care how he looks..I would still bang him. Get off his cock perez!!
still sexiest man alive
Hotter than Beck!!!!!
Kicking somebody while they are down-how low do you get Perez? Your a douchebag for this one.
FUCK YOU ALL WHO NOW APPARENTLY "LOVE" HIM. SUCH FUCKIN POSERS AND HOPPING ON THE BAND WAGON, I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU, SUPERFICIAL AND DONT KNOW WHATS UP.
COULD YOU STOP WRITING STUFF IN SPANISH WHEN TALKING ABOUT CRISTIANO RONALDO??? he's portuguese… write in portuguese… if you want i'll teach you!!! writing in spanish about portuguese people and vice versa it's not good!!! i love you anyway!!
Perez or anyone,
PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT BRAND OF SNEAKERS CRISTIANO IS WEARING IN MOST OF THESE PICTURES!!!
I can tell they are white sneakers that appear to have a strap at the front area, but I can't make out the brand. If anyone has a clue as to what sneakers he is wearing, let me know…
Thanks!!