Kaballah Is Rotting His Brain
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Ashton Kutcher is set to be one of the executive producers on ABC's new game show Opportunity Knocks.
Yea, cuz we all know what a big hit Pop Fiction on E! turned out to be.
During a recent panel at the Television Critics Association for the new ABC show, Kutcher said, "You can succeed without hurting people. I believe that you always have to have compassion before you have judgment. And then any time you have judgment without compassion, it will fall apart."
Say what?????
The actor and "producer" went on and on and on with more drivel like that.
He adds, "You might get a big pop really quick, but that energy will dissolve. So we always try to instill some universal compassion into the shows that we do.”
Compassion? We're guessing like the compassion shown on Punk'd?
As for coming up with the idea for the show, he says, “I don’t believe anybody owns ideas. We’re blessed with being able to manage ideas in our lives.”
What the hell does he mean?
And in regard to getting local residents' permission to shoot a game show, Kutcher said, “Contrary to popular belief, the human condition is actually a positive one. If you present somebody with an easy opportunity to help somebody else, for the most part people will accept it — as long as it’s easy."
He's so poetic all of a sudden!
But the best quote comes in regards to other actors complaining about the popularity of reality shows.
To that, Kutcher says, “Have you ever sat at a dinner table and somebody set down a big cake, the dessert you really, really want, and you sort of start watching people take the pieces and it starts dwindling down and you start to get a little worried. ‘Am I going to get my piece?’"
He's a piece of work!
Continues Kutcher, "And you have all this anxiety as to whether or not you’re going to get your piece until you see the guy come out of the kitchen with another cake and it makes you go, ‘oh, it’s okay.’ And that all those actors that are sort of bitching about reality TV taking away their money or their jobs, I think that there’s another cake coming and they’ll be fine.”
Damn. Now we're hungry.
Will U watch Kutcher's new show?
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
I love love him
ummm yeah if they did play it in Australia id consider watching it only because our sad television programs are fucking sad! I mean if i watched chris crockers "leave brittney alone" video then i think i could watch Ashton Kutcher….. and besides itd make it easier for me to picture his face sucking my wang! mmmm thatd be aiight!
Re: APRIL –
Oh my God, me TOO. I woke up this morning, and read that, and laughed and laughed and blessed you, Perez, for making me laugh, being who you are, and starting my day in such an amusing way.
Poor Ashton. He has been fed so much psycho-babble Love Guru, Deepak Chopra, scientology, Kaballah, he doesn't even know who he IS anymore.
But this spiritual smorgasbord he is spitting is most likely a whole lot smarter than his real personality so, let's consider ourselves lucky. If he weren't famous, he might be one of those guys who puts out a pamphlet to be a Life Coach.
Thank you for posting that. It will make me laugh for days.
Chris as we knew him here in the town he grew up in (Cedar Rapids, Iowa) was such a cool guy. we all liked him and knew he would do well, he was very talented. Christopher Ashton Kutcher I hope Demi is gentle with that strap on he doesn't deserve to be hurt. thank god hs didn't marry Roseanne like our other Iowa boy TOM did.
Wow, that's really zexy - he's wearing Demi's diaper…
Wow. Kutcher's thinking is developmentally decades beyond his bio age. Must be the company he's keeping. One. Smart. Cookie. Of course Perez doesn't 'get' it. Lol.
Oh, Aston you are such a dork. I can't believe that you have worked your way up with no classical training. I will not watch his show. I have never liked his style if that is what you call it. He plainly has no talent, but then again you don't have to have talent to work in Hollywood. All you have to have is good looks, and a good style of ass-kissing.
i think what he's saying makes perfect sense. it is a very kabbalah message, but it's not like it's crazy talk. well, i guess nowadays, talk about doing something else besides getting all that you can get for yourself to make yourself happy is crazy talk. but that's just because everybody now is so greedy and ego obsessed, which is why things are so terrible in the world now. but nobody wants to pay attention to that, they just want the money, that's what will make them happy, money…..and things…..cause when you have money and things you are so much better than everyone else and then you don't have to care about them because you are better than them. that makes more sense. right? compassion for others? frigg that, they are just trying to get their paws on what's mine, i have to crush them. right? that makes more sense, and feeling like that will attract happiness. right?
and refering to punk'd to try to make him look like a hypocrite is kinda pointless. what was the point of that show? to make the most ego obsessed people, celebrities, maybe come back to earth a bit?
When the other cake arrives, I will throw it in his 'red string wearing' face. Ashton Kutcher has just replaced John Mayer as biggest mega mega douche on the planet.
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He's such a douche. Even though Demi is 90 years his senior, he's the one rocking a case of dementia.
SHOULDERS DOWN, HE LOOKS 80.
JUST SAYIN
WHY DOES HE HAVE A BONER ON THE RED CARPET??
HMMMM?
He's a douche
he looks 80? you're burning of hate and jealousy…in this particular pic he looks no a day older than 18…die haters die
Who knew a 48 year old stretched out vagina could brainwash a hot, semi talented "actor"? Ashton and katie Holmes both need to revolt, escape and marry each other pronto.
I wonder if he likes to suck cock. Good pole rider also? Demi's strap-on collection is whereto he goes first when she lets him choose their nightly what to do. He's such a pretty boy.
i'm glad i'm not the only one who didn't know what he was saying….but ashton is still the sexiest man alive whether or not he makes any sense….i think he needs to start SHOWING UP on some of these shows hes producing…then i'll watch his gorgeous face
Ashton is getting his information from the Daily Kabbalah Tune-Ups. I just got that cake/pie one in the mail yesterday. Those aren't his words/analogies. They are coming from another source.
opportunity knocks was on telly in england in the late 1970's ( so not original!!)
Wasn't Opportunity Knocks a British game show, starring Hughie Green, who apparently was said to be the father of Paula Yates
Just wondering if the said same type of show is going to be like that one