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A Few Helpful Red Carpet Rules
Filed under: Sin City > Corey Feldman
'80s hasbeen Corey Feldman celebrated his wife's 40th birthday at The Bank in Las Vegas on Friday night.
1) Check your gloss before you walk down the red carpet to make sure your lips don't look like you've been sucking Maggie Gyllenhaal's asshole.
and
2) Never borrow your clothes from Michael Jackson's closet*.
*Unless it's his fabulous Peter Pan outfit that you wanna wear at the Halloween party. That's acceptable.
Posted: July 19, 2008 at 3:41 pm
I was famous here in Minneapolis at almost the same time
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Cory, I wouldn't push it, just live and appreciate what you have!
Keep rolling forward! You had your 15!!!!
Looking back, is very hazardous to you health.
Love you Perez!
You make me LAUGH all the time!
~The Miss
WHAT ABOUT those bloody awful white pants you always wear Perez? They are PURE polyester, right? Besides, Feldman's neutral lip gloss is flattering. You are a mess when you get that red lippy out. That said bitches, I would've gone for another shirt.
Feldman was the most obnoxious needy nutcase on the Surreal Life but on the latest episodes of the two Coreys he seems to have somehow come to his senses for the most part. I guess that could be due to the contrast with Haim, but I am now rooting for him to do well again even if his wife sucks.
Feldmans wife looks old in a bad way
She needs to get rid of the overly dark hair and stuckup attitude
1. Leave Cory and Cory alone,, either Cory, both Cory's,, just stop with the Cory bashing already,, it's never making sense and your hate for them is silly,,
2. Perez cannot give advice on Red Carpet attire because Perez dresses like a dildo on the red carpet
3. Cory Feldman looks damn hot for his age and all men wear make-up on the red carpet,,
4. Why would he looked like this after sucking Maggie's ahole? I don't get that,, you must of been sniffing crack fumes when you wrote this,,
I think he looks fine, and leave maggie alone dummy.
I LOVE Corey Feldman and Corey Haim- a little more!
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OMG He Looks GREAT!
Perez, admit You use to Jackoff to Him when You were younger or even now! He's a DOLL!
Re: Missy – I'm from MPLS and never heard of You!
Everyone has heard of The COREY'S!!
All You Jealous Corey Haters: DO YOU have a TV Show?
JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R u kidding me? U r telling HIM what not to wear and shit hahahah, did u look in the mirror lately? If not - u should… At least this guy was famous for some movies, what r u famous for? And he still looks better than u! so STFU
his lips look like he was sucking on a crack pipe. thought he was off that shit.
I am pretty sure his wife is not 40…according to the August issue of playboy she is 26. I am just saying…might want to get your facts straight or maybe your both wrong!!!
40 yr old wife? how is that funny. she barely looks legal.
Fact Check
Susie isn't 40 for gods sakes.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I am ROTFLMAO…..:):)
Always with the shades. What a douche! he still looks like a 15 year old. Bet he can't even grow a beard. Go away already ass.
OMG I just seen his wife in playboy she looks good but she has piercings down below that look like they HURT!
Hey Perez you light in the loafers lard ass, why don't you call me a Tranny to my face? Your eyes will be so puffed up from the beating you won't see that peanut sized winkie of yours for a month. You know how to reach me, Do It you fat tub of shit. Corey F.
Corey looks good here!!! Whatever Perez! An you dont wear some gloss from time to time? Sad to say, I used to fantasize that his limo would break down on my street and he'd have to stay with me and my parents for like a week.
Jesus! I think I need help! Ha! This was back in the 80's I swear!
sounds like you're jealous of mr. feldman
susie is such a antagonizer she starts shit up on her show and acts innocent knowing she is saying things that provoke her husband to think of shit to be pissed off at, she does it on purpose and she is soooo fake!!! I love corey feldman but he can find someone so much better who doesn't have old face and is not always so pissed off, she acts like the world revolves around her.
Oh no - I have those sunglasses!!
suzy is not 40 you fucktard.
haha you fool! Ssuie Feldman is a hot 26 year old!
That Maggie remark was so random…i dont get it either.
Wow there are a lot of people that can't stand you. Who knew I thought I was the only one.
Perez (or writers), choose biting jokes that make sense
NO-I've seen The Two Coreys..and it really bugs the crap out of me that his lips are so red all the time. And what bugs me even more is that he thinks he's still SO well known that he needs to wear those damned sunglasses all the time! He cant' have that many fans that he needs to hide himself from. His wife is very pretty but annoying–and needs some damn HEAVY duty conditioner on that flat ironed hair.
Aww. I still love the Feldman after all these years! Susie is cute too. And poor Maggie…why the hate?
His wife is not 40, and I think he looks great.
his wife can not be 40-I believe she is way younger than that—check the facts
Um Corey looks good there so IDK why they are busting on him.
And his wife isn't even 30 yet.
His wife's 40th birthday? I'm 26 and his wife was born the same year as me.
Hey - I think Corey looks Hot!!! Love the shades and jacket! The vest is a little much but he is the B-Day boy and can wear what he likes! Love ya Corey.
Corey HAIM is the one we care about…not this one. Where's the scoop on Corey H?