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Cristiano Ronaldo continues to enjoy his time in Los Angeles.
The soccer stud lounged by the pool on Friday, chatting up some hoochie hos.
His skin is starting to turn purple!
We really hope he's wearing some sunscreen…and using condoms.
[Image via National Photo Group.]
Posted: July 19, 2008 at 7:13 pm
SEXY MANNNNN
Hes starting to look like Donatella Versace. Gross.
he so SEXY, he's skin is already like a natural tan so he tans easily
drooooooooooool….
fuck man, someone should tell him to put some sunscreen on, he's a little over-done
holy shit! the tan is taking away from his sexiness
AHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
AND PEREZ 4 PUTTING THIS HERE
david beck…who? YUmmm Christiano
the guy's brain dead. it's only been a couple of weeks since we saw pics of him with huge blisters on his shoulders and he's out toasting himself again. what's the point of him raising his profile in the states - he's not going to get any endorsement deals when half his skin is falling off.
and he is starting to look really skinny. he's been losing weight/tone since during the Euros - so perhaps it's not just off season - perhaps he caught something off the Munter from Mallorca. Would explain the sudden dumping but Ronnie, shagging your way round LA isn't the cure!
This is revolting. He looks like old and worn out leather. No wonder he's only 2 years younger than me and looks 10 years older.
fuck that's overkill….
OMGGG HIS SKIN ITS SO DARK!!!
WTH
Omg……he got soooooo dark! Loves it
He's a porkchop with typical olive skin! It doesn't take much for us to tan! I imagine he wears sunblock too [that is a staple at the Portuguese praias] Forca Cristiano!!!
who cares if his skin is turning purple!!
the man is sooo sexyy!
he's so fuckin freakin hot!!
love u daddy!!!
he's so…………..fine…!
yamyyyy crisby cris
want some need some
wank wank
Why don't you worry about your own health?
Lay off the hamburgers, fat ass!!!
sorry, i don't like it, it's too tanned. Lo siento nome gusta, demasiado moreno
is it just me or is his face a few shades lighter than his chest??
and why is someone with FAT as a username telling some one ELSE to lay off the burgers?? PEREZ YOU LOOK HOT!! KEEP IT UP SEXY!
ugh..discusting..!!
Superrrr uberrr HOTTTTTTTTT. hot shitzzz
Ugh. He's looking darker than extra crispy fried chicken! Not a good look.
Eewww. He's a whiny, spoiled, grossly overpaid, little brat.
huh? he just got surgery in Amsterdam?!
He looks like a roast chicken ….he wont be smiling when his body is wrinkled like a prune in later years…!!
PURPLE SKIN?!? OMG, HE MUST BE DOING PURIF. .
I dont care how he looks…I'd still fuck him!!
Love you Cris!!
like duhhhhhhhh he's looking like that because he's portuguese.. portuguese people look like that in the summer! it's not strange, in fact it's absolutely normal. sometimes i look like that too.. having that color means you have protections against the sun.. not like really white people that don't get tann. They get RED but not everywhere(cristiano is looking almost black not red). here in portugal we always know who's not portuguese by their tann. and by the way, the sun in portugal is very strong too so it's not like he's having his first experience with high temperatures -_-
Re: Pwn3d –
Yeah because america is the whole world?
this is an internet site. Not only americans read it and ronaldo is a very famous footballer in a lot of other parts of the world.
Pwnrd. Ronaldo's not a celeb? hahahahahaha…he's the the most famous soccer player in the entire world. Considered the BEST Footballer in the WHOLE world. But you wouldn't know that cuz you're stupid. lol..
Pwn3d: Ronaldo's not a celeb? hahahahahaha…he's the the most famous soccer player in the entire world. Considered the BEST Footballer in the WHOLE world. But you wouldn't know that cuz you're stupid. lol..
Pwn3d. C. Ronaldo certainly is a celebrity. The US press doesn't cover him as much as the European because Americans don't care for soccer.
Some people from Madeira island in Europe where he's from have Arab blood. This is why he gets this dark in the summer.
OMG!! HE LOOKS SO DARK! HE LOOKS LIKE A BLACK GUY!! I HATE IT,THAT'S NOT HOW MUY LATINO SHOULD LOOKS LIKE! NO!!!!!!!!!!
His skin looks disgusting! Like leather!
that picture is totally photoshopped. look at the skin around his necklace, there is a big line…someone made him darker than he actually is
To understand why he is so dark…you have to understand to portuguese people.
In the summer, portuguese like to get as dark as possible.it's a sign that you are a person that travels a lot…..portuguese love destinations beach and sun! lol like someone said here : "O bronze"
To get this colour you will need at least a week burning in th sun during the dangerous hour 11h a.m to 4 p.m.
the rosary it's probably a gift from is mother or father….I think he never thanks that off……..probably in respect of his deceased father.
He can be a good football player but he speaks like a 10 year old boy.
Re: blah –
I are so wrong…….just because I have a skin dark doesn't mean I will not get skin cancer later.
The person that the skin turns red….and can't get a tan…..it's true… can get a isolation but that's not skin cancer. LOL
probably in ten years this people will get skin cancer ……and say but now I never go to the beach…..
jeez that boy is orange!!! but he's still a hottie!!
What A HUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Oompa Loompas called & they want their King back.
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I love the silver sparkly bathing shoe fashion of the chick next to him in the lounger!!
yuk, is that a real tan??? Time to get out of the sun man…
he does not even compare to david beckham. dont even play.
My God. He looks like a rotisserie chicken. Ick.
He looks PUUUUUURRRRfect!
Re: there – Yes, Finger licking good! nummmmy!
gross.
tanorexic much?
The phrase "Burnt Sienna" comes to mind..
u'd think he'd realize he's tan enough….lol….hes gonna turn orage/red soon
His color looks BAD
Re: Hmmm – i think it goes "youth, is wasted on the young" lol
dude.. he's getting a bit too tanned!
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2weeks back in England and he should be pale again.
He is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo FINE!!!!
omg he looks like a lobster
Why is he wasting his time chatting up a storm with that 'ho? He should instead get in contact with Lindsay Lohan and have a blast. They would be SOOOO CUTEEEE TOGETHER. For some reason, I really think they would make it work. They both look older than they really are but they are HANDsome, famous, they both LOVE sex and so why not? RONNIE BOY GO AFTER LINDSAY. SHE IS not a LEZBOT! I guarantee it.
staying refreshed with some FIJI water.
someone stick a fork him I think hes done!
you girls are all hoe bags saying nasty stuff like that, if i'm correct you guys are about as par as the hoes who try to go after him.
of course it's for his money, david beckham is better looking.
and i hate you perez for trying to show him off too much like you want to take credit for getting him "known" really, it's just posers who like him NOW but don't know anything or aren't fans of soccer.
PATHETIC!!
and you guys are superficial, talking about his skin and all WHO CARES?!!!
leather flesh
PEOPLE!!! We portuguese , a lot of us actually have latin skin some more than others. He is pretty dark naturally so when we tan, WE DO TAN LIKE THAT EASILY, i am pretty fair in winter and after just a week i can easily look like him every year EVEN WEARING SUNSCREEN.
The rosary is NOT a fashion statement you american retards, his family and him are very catholic so as a lot of people in my country.
Yeah Perez!!! Keep crushing on Cris, he's Tacky but a real pro:D
holy shitt stay out of the sun for god's sake!!
Lovely. Eat my ass.
Re: Tuga! – Fuck you dirty portugese. You all smell like fish and no one cares about your backward ass country. Thanks for starting slavery though assholes. Talk about ugly women too, peu! Our salvation army could kick your sorry ratholes asses. awful language too. No one cares about you face it.
What's with the woman in rhinestone stilletos? I think that is the more interesting story. Is she serious?
daaaaaaa!! he is soooooooooooooo HOT!!
Your stupid answer only proves what the whole world knows LOL…you are so fucking stupid…and iliterate lolol that even doesn't offend me, just makes me laugh and pity you hehe
Re: Tuga! – FYI to educate you, slavery started between rival tribes within africa, Who sold prisioners to arabs. The Portuguese were the only european people who married native african women in their expeditions and were accepted by their leaders. Also, Portugal was the FIRST nation in the world to END slavery. Your wonderful country was the one who most exploited and took longer to quit it… smart ass.;)
umm…didn't he just have knee surgery? where are his healing scars and knee brace?
Wayyy to SEXY!!
that is phuking gross. Has that sheman ever heard of SPF? Or try skin cancer?
Re: zoey – His surgery was in Amsterdam. Now he's in LA recuperating and he dumped his gf.
I am offended that he chose to wear a holy rosary around his neck at the pool! First of all no self respecting Catholic wears the rosary that way. How many more decades to Catholics have to be assaulted by this blatant lack of respect??? It started with Madonna and I am surprised that this rude, custom of abusing our sacred rosary continues for all of these years - unchallanged. I am appalled by his lack of respect and blatant and obvious ignorance!
yea id hit that purple ass
i bet his ass and his dick are white as hell!
People who wear rosaries as jewelry are disrespectful and offend me. And the fact that he is a total womanizer is a total turn-off! Ugh! Perez, I'm loving the hottie futbol players, but you gotta showcase someone NICE please!
totally agree with comments re: pwn3d. i like that perez covers international stars. i know it's hard to believe for some americans but not everything (gasp!) revolves around the US. in fact, the more americans started looking outside for solutions to its problems, more could be solved without war, making its citizens go broke or killing the environment. it totally irks me when posters say "no one cares in the US". stop speaking for the rest of us!
that said, i'm not a huge fan of ronaldo because i support his rival team.
go perez! keep it global!
YUCK! Who ever thought there was such a thing as TOO TAN???
Re: scott –
Well, this is an American site …right? We don't have to like Ronaldo…I think he looks like a pimp in Dollar General clothes….that is my perogative….what has HE done for the world lately besides whore himself around the world…We don't have to look outside the US because we HAVE IT ALL right here….you Europeans are just jealous…why don't you get your damn teeth fixed for god sake and stop worrying about that purple pimp
Re: Jo –
Re: Erine –
He is catholic - and who are you to judge what is an appropriate way for HIM to show HIS faith. He wears that rosary all the time - you only ever seem him without it during matches (where it's banned) - it's obviously very dear to him and not just some fashion accessory.
on noes get out of the sun!
damn u are so ghey lol. all u do is make a story every time this guy is at a pool or beach with no shirt on wtf… enuff of this chump. no one in america givea a flying fuck about soccer
Perez, your obsession with guys that you can never have proves one thing. You are truly dick deprive!
….so he's trying to pull the oompa loompa look without the orange hair….
OMG HES GORGEOUS!
Re: h –
If he was a real Catholic he wouldn't be a manwhore and he wouldn't hire hookers. He's REAL faith is praising the hookers!!
What, is he trying to get a few tumours on his abdomen to go with the one between his ears? What a douchecock. He can't even play that well (not that you'd know the difference Perez. Do you even know the rules of football (aka soccer)?)
you can criticise his orange tan all you want, but anyone who says ronaldo doesn't PLAY well is plain jealous or supports a rival team. he is the best player in the world hands down. we haven't seen anyone close to as exciting as him in this decade.
Time to take your skin out of the oven. It looks painful, unhealthy, and seems to be channeling carcinoma.
OMFG he is so hot
As a fellow Portuguese I recently came back from Mexico and I have naturally olive skin and I didn’t tan boo
. As for the rosary around his neck I don’t see what the big deal is as I am catholic as well and it was a gift from his father. It could be that he will never take it off as he wants his father always to be with him. Majority of Philippines are Catholics as well and they wear something like a rosary around there necks as well.
keep up the stalking of Ronaldo, Perez…cuz im just as obsessed as you are
he really needs to stop taking tanning advice from the oompa loompas, though…AND bein a lil' manwh*re on the rebound.
You know he is a footballer.
A really brilliant one at that.
Not a model or actor.
I don't see how a faulty tan would affect his football.
That being said, he is incredibly good looking.