This Is Not A Joke
Filed under: Madonna
A sheep and a goat are escorted out of the Kabbalah center in New York City on Saturday.
What the fuck????????
No, seriously.
WTF???????? WTF???????? WTF????????
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[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 20, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Re: Porn_Mobile_Man – Fuckkin A man you are a DREAMBOAT. Next time: you, me, and a monkey named Bob. Delish! The things we could do to each other! I could park my Luved-Up Pinto right next to your Lincoln and we could PAR-TAAAAY!!! (I'll bring the french-fry flavored love-lubricant!)
Re: OPRAH – Huzzah!
…but what are they going to do with the black man?
Re: putz – SCIENTOLOGY ISN'T A RELIGION. IT'S A BELIEF. And probably a cult. NOT A RELIGION.
Hey scien,
if jews are goat fuckers and arabs are camel fuckers, does that make christians little boy fuckers? YUP.
Scapegoat and sacrificial lamb. Maybe the Kabbalites don't actually kill the animals.
Fierce!
poor things
kabbalah = creepy and toally weird no wonder madonna's part of it
Re: Avigayil – lulz. you got trolled.
They found another use for sheep…wool!!! Or a sacrifice gone wrong?
Come on people, so Madonna is allergic to cats and dogs, so she has different types of pets.
lol!
HA!
So I'm thinking her upcoming tour is featuring a video by Britney and the lamb and goat are also performing or appearing?? in the show and she wants everyone involved to be blessed kabbalistically.
OR
maybe they are animals from her farmland countryhouse in London and they weren't getting along so Madonna had them brought to the Kabbalah center to work things out!
LOLOLOLOLOL
In affyka Sheep and Goats are considered fine bed partners. After seeing their females I tend to agree the animals would be an upgrade and the males don't care where they stick those hiv/aids infected pee pee's see CDC account of what country is over 80% infected
I'm sorry, but is it really THAT unusual…..? Really?
question? Is the colored guy SEAL? is that little sheepie HEIDI?
I wouldn't be surprised if it was for a religious sacrifice ceremony where Madonna drinks their blood in order to stay young and healthy and then is turns into this orgy-fest.
Or not.
Oh please. Many religious places have big productions/plays where they have live animals along with the live people acting the part. Our church has done it many many times at Easter and Christmas.
Now…if they went in alive and never came back out….THAT would be a story!
That sheep in the photo wasn't the only one inside the building. Plenty of the human variety too…
Sacrifical blood for Modonnas old coochie, its the only thing that keeps her all together.
Re: putz –
Did you just call me a knucklehead? Seriously? If you're going to throw out oh so devastating insults, you better have some substance to your argument. You just told me who created this organization in question, quality discourse buddy. I don't think perezhilton.com is an appropriate venue to discuss the inner workings of religious doctrine or theological specifics. That being said, I will attempt to dissect your argument (I'll paraphrase slightly). "The Kabbalah Center is organized like Scientology and is just as much a religion as said group," cool, Scientology is a religion. The doctrine of Scientology or the Kabbalah Center may seem absurd because they are relatively new, however they are just as fallible or infallible as the claims in the Hebrew Scriptures.
"Their claims were opposed by the traditional religious institution," ya so were the claims made by John Calvin, Martin Luther, and holy shit… Jesus Christ.
I'm such a knucklehead!!
probably santeria
Re: putz – THANK YOU.
The sheep and the goat were there to see Madona, just like the sheep going to her concerts.
Im Jewish, Live in Israel, never seen a farm animal… BTW-for all you ignorant folks out there, Kabbalah is not a religion its the study of Jewish mysticism.
I know hey believe in sacrifice…
it s sad… call PETA right now.
I am not joking.
maybe they were going to sacrife it…
sheep and goats…how bilblical. at least the sheep and goats left alive and not sacrificed!
kabbalah is a fucking cult for idiots,, madonna is their money cow,, she is so stupid
Aw Perez, would you PLEASE CUT THE SHIT?!?!?! You were part of a 3-way with that sheep and goat! Oh, and the sheep and goat said that you screamed like a lil bitch!
Looks like these guys were the lucky ones and got away!:)
I can't believe all this big mess for a very unflattering pic of madonna and her lame hubby in their sunday clothes getting out of the kabbalah center… damn you guys need to give Madge a break like Perez said!
I guess Kabbalah has something in common with Scientology, they are both INSANE cults.
What a JOKE! You're kidding! They were probably on their way to Scientology weekend services.
sacrificial thingamajigs. as bullshit as this is, scientology wins the poop battle.
Idiooooooot!!!! Go Madonna hospital, go…
Satanic sacrifices
jimi says – reply to this 51Re: PFF –
I'll criticize what I want when I want — got it? And who are you to tell me I can't? Don't bother answering and go pray to your "god" for a brain. See that lower case "g" that's how much respect, and only how much, your absentee "god" deserves .
in reply to that-
im an athiest and i agree with PFF who are you to judge someones religion?
Re: Rae –
WTF? Perez is asking why the animals? Your explanation doesn't explain that - unless I'm missing something. Why are there farm animals leaving the centre. I've studied Kabbalah for a year and I'm stumped!!!!
It's Christopher Ciccone and the Pope. Madonna didn't want them in.
Y'all so effing concerned about celebrity gossip and people sex habits you know sweet FA about Judaism customs do you.Morons.!!
The sacrifice must have been postponed…. mwahhhhh
Re: Sarah –
They took christmas pictures . You know Jesus was born near cheap house and they took some ad. material for next christmas.
They'll have a religious song with madonna and kids and there should be cheap as well in video and pictures. The cheap is eating grass, not having sex on video.
Why you think about sex when you see a cheap. You are all grazy perverts.
At least the Goat and Sheep are still alive…!!!!
New Flash to all those people who never bothered to find out: Kaballah isn't a religion - it's a science. Educate yourselves people, oh wait - this is perezhilton.com…. what was I thinking?!
Re: Avigayil – somehow I don't think studying Jewish Mysticism for 9 years can be classed as being trendy?
Oh no she didn't! Even just the POSSIBILITY of animal cruelty is going to bring out the wrath of animal lovers like myself. You can call Madonna rich, or famous, or, successful. But DON"T call her smart. Anyone stupid enough to join the Kaballah cult is not an intelligent person. Is Madonna really that bored and lost that she needs to waste so much time and money on a cult?!
Run, Guy Ritchie, run for the hills. You've suffered long enough!
I am amazed at the execrable level of stupidity and ignorance of most of these comments.
WOW!! they even gotten to the poor animals wtf!! would they want with a sheep?
having the poor sheep there is animal cruelty .
You're all a bunch of perverted idiots. If you knew anything about religion you would know that sheep go to Heaven and goats go to Hell. Why don't you all put down your keyboards for 30 minutes and pick up a freaking book!
Uh aren't most of their members white? White people don't act like you don't bang animals! They even have a website full of you crackers doing it! All of you are acting so appalled! LMAO! Yeah suree you don't know about it!
ok…. even that's pushing it! lol!
The sheep and goat just wanted in on some action is all!
BUttsecks!!!!
I love the Vogue! comment. Hilarious!
…cuz it's hard to get good shish kebab and gyros in New York?
Re: scien – we were talking about kabbalah !! i dont care bout jews but i do bout arabs !
Only someone who never read the bible wouldn't understand WHY those two animals were there. (a Christian bible or the Torah would have helped with an explanation) It's really sad that there are so many idiotic comments here. To the sicko who 'did it' with an animal, you belong in jail. Period.