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Amy Winehouse has got one hand on her tongue and the other on her breast because _________.
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Posted: July 20, 2008 at 4:33 pm
SHE IS NUTS………………………………………….. AND WHO CARES ABOUT HER
She hopes it will take the attention off her hairy looking arms, or could that be the shadow of her horse face?
Who put Winger on my Itunes?
All that talent…what a shame.
I think Amy is a tranny. She definitley is closer to a guy in drag than to an actual female, unless shes related to Justine Frischman from Elastica? That was another manly brit.
because she's fucking nasty and probably high as fuck.
Very sad. All these people are douchebags. Their children shouldn't suffer, but these asses are fucked in the head. They need more thrills…more thrills….ugh
she's a ho fisho.
Re: dick – YOU"RE A DICK!
She looks like she has man hands and arms. rofl
Same story, the rich want to become famous because they get sick of being rich. Bored again…then drugs or booze…
It's a hard knock life, eh? Fucking disgusting.
wow. she really let herself go. she looks manly..
Maybe she has this addiction gene? But it takes a strong person to admit your faults and since she's a star, she thinks she is untouchable….
Sick sick sick…Just like Paris and dead eyes Kard. Going out before doing time before their DUI sentences?….fucking disgusting.
I believe everybody has some kind of problem or other and we should all be more tolerant. It's a big world, after all. Perhaps Ms. Winehouse has got something on her tongue. Did that ever occur to anybody?
she thinks she can stretch her tounge to likvk her boob
God help my baby
she started lactating booze!
She needs a reality show ASAP! I want to know her routine for getting ready to leave her house. I bet it goes like this:
-Wakes from coke coma in the bathtub(it changes everyday) with a bent cigi in her mouth and an empty rubbing alcohol bottle in her hand.
-Promptly adjusts mangy lopsided beehive in the mirror with half crushed cigi still in her mouth. Washes mouth out with brown liquid in a cup by the toilet.
-Hears barking and finds her dog in a pile of filthy clothes, garbage and used needles. OOOh! a half eaten lollipop is stuck to the carpet.
-Breakfast time! She shoots an 8 ball and knocks back a shot of burban.
-She hides in the hamper for an hour because an intruder is in the apartment. No just the sofa.
-Amy has to get the right look and a grotesque leopard print bra, yellowed white tank and soiled cootie cutters are the way to go. Finish with scuffed Fuck Me Pumps. It's off to Tesco for poprocks and crack!
-Spackle medical grade foundation on face to cover open sores and ulcers.
-Almost ready. Pack lipstick, crack spoon and meth money in beehive.
-Curse obscenities at the furniture for 20 minutes.
-Finally at the door ready to face the world. Checks teeth in mirror. Mirror screams, breaks into one million pieces.
-The first Fuck Me Pump hits the front steps. Cue Theme music from "The Mary Tyler Moore Show"
-….Who can turn the world on with her smile? ……It's you girl and you should know it…..You're gonna make it after ALLLLLLLLL…
i love her
She looks so gross….and that orange tan…..ewwwwwwwwwww
She has NO brain cells left!!! ~hOLLAR ~
she's thirsty
I LOVE HER!!!!!
You go girl!
Can she look any uglier?
Re: dick – you're a fucking idiot to even post something so ridiculous…wishing another person would die. If you're such a "busy man", why in the hell are you browsing gossip websites…and then posting a response as long as a book? Get a life, freak of nature.
Re: dick – you're a fucking idiot to even post something so ridiculous…wishing another person would die. If you're such a "busy man", why in the hell are you browsing gossip websites…and then posting a response as long as a book? Get a life, freak of nature.
She is the most disgusting person, and she needs to stop with the spray tan
Something is amiss with this post… I am in London now and it is not yet 5am on Sunday.
It is now 12:31 Sunday morning.
Excellent investigative reporting Perez.
just leave her alone perez you've met her before and you know she has major issues pray for her encourage her to get help but don't make fun of her it's not funny anymore
What good are fake tits when you look like a man with a moose face?
she doesn't want anyone to forget she is the number one crackwhore in town. sorry Courtney Love.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWSHE LOOKS SO NASTY OMG! SHE REFUSES TO GO GET HELP (EVERYBODY REMEMBER THIS WHEN SHE DIES)
she just licked her boob and now she got hair on her tongue :/
because… she can do whatever the fuck she wants!
She's convinced that her breast milk now tastes just like crack!
she is trying to see if her heart is still beating
I'm tired of Amy Winehouse. Boring!
that can't be her tongue…it's too big and deformed.. might look like a big piece of crack cocaine. she's so fucked up and it's sickening that she's taking it all for granted. i guess it's her deathwish. poor parents.
Re: dick –
although it's so puc…I agree
FIRST!
amy winehouse has one hand on her tongue and the other hand on her breast b’cause she's having an allergic reaction to her breast implant!!!!
She should go see Dr. DelVecchio, the celebrity psychotherapist.
Dr. DelVecchio is located at www.HollywoodPsychotherapy.com
Because………….
Thats the international signal for "Crazy as a Fucking Loon".
she is showing the world the thrush on her damn tongue. Hope she's taking her meds for that. Yikes!
Amy Winehouse has got one hand on her tongue and the other on her breast because shes still has the taste from last night in her mouth and nobody else will touch her breast :]
Amy Winehouse has got one hand on her tongue and the other on her breast because: the years of drug use have now given her the ability to lactate acid hits.
BECAUSE SHES A FUCKING DICK HEAD , AND A WASTE OF FRESH AIR!
ALL THAT TALLENT , AND SHES JUST THROWN IT AWAY , WHAT A PRICK
Because she's hotter than Perez and she knows it.
LOCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y IS NOBODY HELPING THIS POOR WOMAN??
She looks like a dude in this photo. I hope that isn't her real tongue. Looks to me like she's playing a game of Simon Says.
This really is not funny and I cannot understand anybody laughing at someone who has an addiction - especially a drug addiction. I feel for Amy Winehouse and especially her family going through her drug additive behavior. No amount of making fun of her will change her as until she recognises she has a problem and wants to address it in order to overcome it. A drug addict centers their whole world around themselves and the drugs that make them sick, but unless they take them cannot function. It is sad that someone with such a great talent has slipped into the world of drug addiction and unfortunately I feel that this destructive path may only lead to her death. So I think Perez and others should stop making a mockery out of Amy Winehouse and her drug addiction. None of us are perfect and we all have our own crosses to bear in life. Who are we to take the mickey out of someone who desperately needs help but at this point in her life is not capable of seeking it?
GO TO BED CRACKHEAD
She is so dirty! I wonder if she ever takes a bath.
Amy Winehouse has got one hand on her tongue and the other on her breast because _________-
because she's so high off meth that when someone told her to pat her head and rub her stomach she got confused with her boob and her tongue.
She's enjoying her meth and is having a fabulous time. She probably feels a million bucks and has no idea how rancid and stupid she has become
Because it's the most action she's been getting since "Blake's incarcerated."
The crowd that Perez draws are all crude old women who think they
are cute with their "Gutter" comments. The truth is Amy is a poor
singer with substance abuse problems. I doubt she will ever get over it.
I love Perez!
she's douche-like.
she just dropped acid?
WHAT BREAST? SHE HAS BREAST??????
She's horny..
Hairy arms…eeeewwwww
because….. she doesn't know what else to do with them, it's the most action she's gotten in months at rehab
her tongue looks so weird
yay! she looks healthier.. hopefully she's not using and heeding that medical advice!
someone asked her if she could rub her tongue and pat her breast at the same time.
because she is SO clean.
SHE HAS A VIRTUAL TWIN IN GREENSBURG, PENNSYLVANIA WHOSE NAME IS JULIA S. WHO LIKES TO GET DRUNK AT THE WHITEHORSE AND MR. TOADS. HERPES INFESTED WHORES, BOTH OF THEM!
she's f-king CRAZY!!!!!!!!! r u guys stupid???
….because she's re-writing that Alanis Morissette song…
' ’cause I've got one hand on my boobie, and the other one's hangin' off my tongue"
She was checking to see if she'd sold them for crack. Check & Check…
Amy Winehouse has got one hand on her tongue and the other on her breast because _________.
………………………..
………..BECAUSE SHE CAN REMEMBER WHICH IS WHICH. DOOOOOOOH!
surely she knows thats not sexy.
she's trying to find a razor to shave her arms
Because Amy's having a spaz attack- or maybe it's (coz I can't tell Amy's gender) coming down from a severe cocaine high. I wouldn't know. It's a strange one.
she is sending a secret lesbian shout out to lezlo… "lick my breast"
…she's high?
Her left hand just paid a visit to her stankythang.
I dunno, she's high?
Who gives a fuck anymore? She's gone.
I know that's a horrible thing to say, but it truly seems like there's no hope for this girl any more.
aw the poor dol.
makes me sad. she is a brilliant artist…
She's gross!
why the hell don't you fucking update more perez?
Because she kissed a girl and she liked it! haha
Blaaah(tongue)+Ache(heart)= blake
canT be her tongue, it's bigger than her mouth (zoom in if u don't belive "ctrl" + "+"). she is eating something
updaaaatteee
She is sticking her nipple back on..
Her senses are cracked out and she really thinks she's holding the other breast with the other hand
Breast envy…boy, does she have a skinny male-ish figure!
she was hiding crack in her bra …
shes wacked !
Because she hides her stash of coke on her nipple?
she's got one hand in her pocket, the other on herrr braaa
apparently someone misunderstood the breast exam directions
that shit is starting to fall off!!!
did we all know she had impetigo??? it's an extremely contagious skin infection where you get like blisters and shit. its sooooo groosssssss. google it!!
atleast her low class isn't contagious!!! ^_^
she has mad hairy arms.
Re: fred – FRED i totally agree. that shit is funny. the car one is my favorite. that shit's old
Because who the hell else wants to be near those two things other than a crackpipe?