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Where's Her Belly???

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Australiastic > Nicole Kidman > Keith Urban

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Are we sure she really gave birth????

Nicole Kidman was spotted in Nashville on Sunday looking impossibly thin.

And she's wearing white! White's not a slimming color.

Maybe working out so much during your pregnancy really does pay off!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

326 comments to “Where's Her Belly???”

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  1. peeps says – reply to this


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    wow-this is a mess. in this modern world if a woman has medical problems and has to be creative about getting a child—why lie about it? She was on a plane a couple of days before the birth, took a full on yoga class hours before the birth and looks like this days after the birth–it's nothing to be ashamed about-getting a child any way you can, but there was always something not quite right about her pregnancy and still doing BOTOX!

  2. Carla says – reply to this


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    She looks like Keith's granny. Damn! Where's a photoshop artist when you need one?!

  3. tish says – reply to this


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    i dont believe she was pregnant. I think they adopted.

  4. crook says – reply to this


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    Maybe she used a surrogate or something, because no women I know would wear white pants a couple weeks after giving birth, you bleed like a stuck pig for weeks afterward!

  5. consp says – reply to this


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    This is a total conspiracy! Doesn't anybody remember that the reaon why Tom and Nicole adopted is because they said they were unable to have kids? Then after they get divorced they both go off and have "biological" childern. Nicole looked 4 months pregnant throughout her whole "pregnancy", then she "gives birth" and looks exactly they same way she did a few short months ago? I say bullshit.. something smells fishy and it's not just her firecrotch!

  6. skeet says – reply to this


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    - Some people do not gain a lot of weight during their pregnancies. I think that's been well established. Those of us that are sick 8 out of the 9 months know what I'm talking about. It was a disappointment to not crave anything.
    - Not everyone bleeds a lot afterwards so your wardrobe color choice isn't an issue. And yes, like it or not, some of us are able to get back into our size 2 within a couple of weeks.
    - Not everyone is bed-ridden after a c-section so having coffee with your friends after 9 months of pregnancy shouldn't be a big deal. I was walking the day after both of my c-sections.
    - MOST people do not take their newborns out in public so why should we expect Nicole Kidman to let us see her real, live baby and expose her to germs and not to mention the heat just so all you haters out there will believe she really has a baby!
    HEY, I think I've got it! WE are ALL different. Leave her alone people!
    BTW, those of you that have never actually given birth to a child, please feel free to NOT COMMENT!

  7. Ohhh says – reply to this


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    OK, first of all, she carried high, and didn't get that big. Since you are all looking so closely at the pic, look at her pookie belly up under her boobs. You can tell that is where she carried her daughter. Not ALL women get big as a house when they are pregnant…

  8. Just says – reply to this


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    I don't think she had that baby. I think there was a surrogate involved! NO ONE in their right mind would wear white pants so soon after giving birth!!! You bleed like a pig afterwards!!!

  9. Maris says – reply to this


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    Poor Nicole. Nobody believes she was ever pregnant and probably her next film will be probably a flop like the rest. It is time that she retired. She looks old and worn out. She should eat something.

  10. mle says – reply to this


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    am I the only one who thinks she had her baby using a surrogate mother? she never looked big enough to really be pregnant- and it wasn't shaped right! i'm just saying…

  11. wende says – reply to this


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    she was NEVER pregnant…how could you be so naive?

  12. gigi says – reply to this


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    I had two babies and within two weeks was bwck to normal. I Worked out until 7 months preg with both. It was healty for the baby and me. I didn't have to worry ab losing weight after baby's. Yea I am a SKINNY BITCH TOO!

  13. betsy says – reply to this


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    It was a HOAX people! She got the idea from Tiny Tom. Showbiz has always been smoke and mirrors.

  14. becca says – reply to this


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    ive been convinced the entire time she was never pregnant. im sure they adopted a chiild or something. like even when i see the baby ill still be convinced she didnt give birth to it

  15. Flat says – reply to this


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    Another possible tummy tuck immediately after giving birth.

  16. Scam says – reply to this


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    It's a scam. She didn't give birth.

  17. mike says – reply to this


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    Most peeps don't give a rat arse about Nicole Kidman cos she's a lousy actress, but I never believed that she was pregnant. She probably used a surrogate. What now? Back to the botox and ruining what could have been good movies.

  18. Celeb says – reply to this


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    I TOLD YOU!

    I"VE BEEN TELLING YOU!

    NICHOLE KIDMAN DID NOT GIVE BIRTH TO A CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Read all my comments in under CELEB.

    I should get paid for exposing the LIE, j/k

  19. Kait says – reply to this


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    duh, taller slim women can bounce back pretty quick and not all women have a belly right afterwards. i know women that came out wearing their slim pants right after.. don't act like you know what it should be like after giving birth you dumb fuck. Not all women are the same.

  20. randi says – reply to this


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    i am so glade that someone has it.. there is no way she ever gave birth i dout that she was pregant. she never looked it.

  21. Jane says – reply to this


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    That's so spooky! My aunt is a medium and about two months ago I went to see her and I happened to be carrying a magazine with Nicole Kidman's pregnancy in it. My aunt doesn't have a TV and never goes to the cinema. When she saw the picture she said, "she faking it." That's all she said and then we went on to talk about other things. It's so wierd that other people now think that Nicole Kidman was never pregnant. That's so damned freaky!!!



  22. 222

    I used to strip for a living and I've seen girls back at work just weeks after giving birth. They use a little product called TAMPAX. And to those who have things to say about Tom and her never able to have kids, ect. There is such as thing called unexplained infertility. That is when the males sperm count is within normal limits and the woman is ovulating with open tubes. Everything looks to be in good working order but conception does not occur. It's a medical mystery that even makes the heads of doctors spin. Perhaps Tom & Nicole's bodies made too much of a hostile environment for conceiving. It happens. Sometimes a change of partners is all it takes to conceive (think of sperm banks and egg donors).
    I think she was really pregnant. Perhaps she did IVF like J.LO and Angelina.

  23. Truth says – reply to this


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    Re: gigi – Amen!!!!!!

  24. L00K says – reply to this


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    Re: skeet
    You forgot one:
    "-Some people don't sign a contract with A GAY MAN and marry them to SOLELY ASSIST THEIR CAREERS."
    Let's not forget-we're not dealing with "normal people".

  25. Karen says – reply to this


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    I want to hate her but I'm so happy for her and Keith. They both deserve much happiness with Sunday.

  26. Marie says – reply to this


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    Stop with the stupid white dots already, Perez!!

  27. Truth says – reply to this


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    Re: itsonlyme – thank you…the level of ridiculousness exploded on this site today….

  28. shana says – reply to this


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    don't think she was ever pregant. they seem to be out and about a lot for people who have a newborn. i've had four kids and can't imagine leaving them alone at that age unless it was an emergency…..what kind of a mom leaves her four day old baby to go have lunch with friends?

  29. Truth says – reply to this


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    Who cares if she was pregnant or not but considering shes adopted 2 children openly in the past theres no reason to fake a pregnancy. I'm not a fan of hers but I adore Keith and wish them and baby Sunday the best.

  30. Teddy says – reply to this


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    Re: itsonlyme – I see this as today's people being smarter, thinking & questioning anything & everything fed to them. OK, some of the comments are dumb but this is not the era where we are constantly told a Rock Hudson is a "ladies man" when in reality, he is queen of queens. If we were dealing with people who choose not to be in the public eye then it would be wrong but these are people that want to be talked about constantly but unfortunately, it never turns out the way they want it. If people thing Nicole is a fake, why should they shut up? If YOU hate these comments "YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO READ, AND COMMENT!". How about you giving up the internet entirely because this is all about free speech which means people expressing their opinions regardless of how bad they are. Move to China &, applying your way of thinking, shut the fuck up.

  31. mary says – reply to this


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    aah, Nicole, the academy award winning actress who's so bad, that people don't even believe she's pregnant in real life

  32. sylvi says – reply to this


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    that's just fucking dumb! I don't care what height u are or how well u take care of urself during the pregnancy… EVERY WOMAN LOOKS LIKE SHE IS GOING TO BURST WHEN SHE IS 8/9MONTHS!!! She probably was too damn selfish to gain enough weight.

  33. Sara says – reply to this


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    Well, her boobs look a little bit bigger than usual…Unless she's wearing a padded bra.

  34. ANGEL says – reply to this


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    TOLD YA SO PEREZ! I REALLYYYYY THINK SHE MIGHT HAVE ADOPTED A BABY AND FAKED HER PREGNANCY SO EVERYONE WOULD THINK IT IS BIOLOGICAL…I MEAN…SHE WAS REALLY FUCKED OVER BY HER ADOPTED KIDS AS IT IS…BUT WHO CARES, RIGHT? AS LONG AS SHE'S HAPPY…

  35. Birdi says – reply to this


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    By the way, she's normally flat chested, look at her chest now. She's larger and fuller than normal. Looks normal for a woman who is breast feeding.

  36. kay says – reply to this


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    you're not a "HOG" if you gain some extra weight when pregnant! EVERYONE does! and *most* women still look flabby in the stomach area for a couple weeks after giving birth. Then, if you kept yourself in super good shape, you will go back to your pre-birth size. I would bet my life nicole kidman was never pregnant– she always looked like it was a fake belly, how come she was so small for so long and then all of a sudden looked more pregnant? She never got as huge as a real pregnancy would have been though. I'm sure she had a surrogate. She can't have children naturally, duh. What a psycho though to go through this whole scam. Why not admit to adoption, etc? She has always been a bit weird though.

  37. Nicky says – reply to this


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    Bitch! She's obviously just naturally skinny or maybe she had a tummy tuck!!!

  38. Lulu says – reply to this


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    I have seen a picture of her while she was training or jogging or something, and she had her shirt pulled up over her BARE abdomen…she was definitely pregnant. I actually feel bad for her, because after not being able to carry a kid for so many years, she never even look pregnant. And I thought she just couldn't stay pregnant - didn't she have a miscarriage?

  39. Ceren says – reply to this


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    Guys, if you notice, you can say that SHE DID NOT SEE HER CHILDREN DURING HER PREGNANCY, EVEN IN THE MOTHERS DAY, WHY??? CAUSE SHE DIDN'T WANT HER CHILDREN TO SEE THAT SHE'S JUST A CREEP WHO FAKE PREGNANCY AND HANGING AROUND FAKE BELLY!! She was the perfect woman with the whole package, now she's just a FREAK!!

  40. justi says – reply to this


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    There are some stupid people who post here. The woman was pregnant. She looked pregnant at that awards show she went to with her husband.

  41. Julie says – reply to this


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    Um?? HELLO …Maybe she was not pregnant at all !!!Her arms and legs never gained a pound!Did it ever occur to anyone that just maybe someone was a serrogate for her??I thought she looked "not pregnant "in all the pics I've seen. But after seeing this ,I highly doubt she just gave birth!!Even if you don't breastfeed your boobs still get swelled!!!Even on the smallest chest!!

  42. So Tr says – reply to this


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    HAVE BEN WONDERING THIS FOR AWHILE. WAS NEVER BIG AND WENT INTO HIDING WHEN SHE WOULD BE. ONE WEEK AFTER "HAVING" SHE WAS PHOTOGRAPHED LOOKING MAYBE 15 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT. VERY SUSPICIOUS. DOUBT SHE WAS EVER PREGNANT!

  43. Julie says – reply to this


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    Anyone can "LOOK" pregnant they sell very reall looking pregnancy bellies you strap on!!

  44. Julie says – reply to this


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    Re: justi – anyone can buy a pregnancy bellie!!She is in the acting busines!!

  45. crick says – reply to this


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    There's no way that plastic bitch has ever been pregnant.let alone gave birth two weeks ago. Nicole Richie was a total skeleton when she got pregnant with Harlow but she still got boobs and her face got fuller. Kidman still looks like a corpse. I'm sure she will ignore this kid just like she did the first two.

  46. mdog says – reply to this


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    i don't think Nicole was ever pregnant….she was super skinny throughout her whole pregnancy!

  47. ozdeb says – reply to this


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    Re: Amy – Amy as you do not appear to have any medical or health training, I will clarify the issue of post pregnancy bleeding. Some women bleed only slightly after childbirth, whilst others due to hormones and other factors will bleed for weeks after a birth, requiring medical intervention such as hormone replacement or in some cases surgical. As for a mother being slim after birth, Nicole Kidman is tall, slim and through her genes she is lucky to return to her pre pregnancy weight. Her sister Antonia Kidman is well known in Australia, has had 4 kids and gained hardly any weight with any of them. Antonia Kidman was also attending events within a week of giving birth to her 4th child Sybilla in figure hugging evening gear (lucky bugger). So I think people need to take all this in consideration before they jump to conclusions that Nicole Kidman was never pregnant. Whilst Nicole Kidman was pregnant, we got pictures of her snapped at the beach and in gym gear clearly showing her bare rounded pregnant stomach. These recent pictures also show her with larger breasts compared to her non existent buxom, so she does have the markings of a woman who has just given birth. However it wouldn't matter if a video was released of Nicole Kidman giving birth, people would still say it was fake….



  48. 248

    Like me, she's 5',10" - hence, skinny bones. Don't hate her.
    She's probably breast feeding too, which burns over 1000 calories a day.

  49. ozdeb says – reply to this


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    The comments saying Nicole and Tom couldn't have a child together so that means she never gave birth that is absolutely ridiculous. Some people have failed to successfully have children together, but gone on to new partners and managed to have a successful pregnancy. Sometimes this can be due to environment or for whatever reason a lack of hormonal and chemistry compatibility between the parents in order for a embryo to successfully 'implant' and go to full term. To be honest I think Nicole Kidman had a lucky escape in not having a biological child with Tom Cruise as she would never see the child again. Her contact with her adoptive children has been kept to a minimum as they have 'education' to focus on. Thankfully they are now getting to an age where they are close to becoming adults and making their own decisions and life ? maybe away from scientology. At least they were lucky to have a life balanced against scientology with Nicole Kidman and attended mainstream school and the catholic church until the last couple of years. However a lot of people forget that and wrongly assume they were programmed into scientology from birth.

  50. Kris- says – reply to this


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    SHE TOTALLY WAS NEVER PREGNANT!!! HER BELLY LOOKED FAKE ALL ALONG!!!!!! AT LEAST I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT!!!!

  51. wynn says – reply to this


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    OMG some of you people are SO dumb. Women still have a belly after pregnancy NOT because they are fat and/or gained weight, but because their uterus stretched out. It doesn't go back to being normal size right after you give birth, it takes a little while. Even if you are a toothpick your uterus has stretched to accomodate the baby.

    The other thing really fishy about this pic was that Keith Urban was in Pennsylvania on Sunday. Kinda weird he was in nashville the same day???

  52. ozdeb says – reply to this


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    I just cannot believe that people are still debating on whether Nicole Kidman was pregnant or not. It is pretty much an open secret in Australia that IVF was used to conceive the Kidman/Urban baby and when leaks of the medical files and the ultrasound were given by a Sydney hospital, the lawyers put a quick stop to leaks by threatening breaches of the Privacy Act in Australia. That is why Nicole Kidman did not remain in Australia to give birth due to breaches in privacy and security. Like Britney Spears and Farrah Fawcett had their medical files snooped into, unfortunately Nicole Kidman suffered the same fate here. As in the past with having her Sydney home bugged and pestered by photographers Nicole Kidman had no choice but to leave. Nashville apparently has respected their privacy and allowed them the joy of having a child in peace without leaks to the media. Shame on our Aussie media for what they did!!!!! For those people who still think a surrogate was used - use your commonsense. A person would not be in the US to hide a surrogate birth as your media is worse than ours and the 'adoption' from the birth mother would have been all over the internet within hours of the birth.



  53. 253

    Re: Celeb – YOU are an idiot…and, NO, I will not be subscribing to your 'wannabe perezhilton site'…thank you very much. I don't like being on THIS site, all that much. So, why would I go on another??

  54. Teres says – reply to this


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    I don't think she was ever pregnant…I think she wore one of those body suits and had a surogate which was carrying her egg fertilized by his sperm.

  55. PAW says – reply to this


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    Shut up Perez. If she still had a belly, you'd have said something rude about that. You're such an asshole sometimes.

  56. check says – reply to this


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    Think u better look into this a bit further, i have a sneaking suspicion there is a 'surrogate mother' hanging around somewhere

  57. ozdeb says – reply to this


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    Re: Teres – Surrogacy is illegal in Australia!!! The medical files and ultrasound leaked from a Sydney hospital were Nicole Kidmans and not a surrogates. This was a breach of the Australian Privacy Act and lawyers prevented the contents from being sold as it clearly showed the pregnancy was a result of the IVF program. Google this if you are unaware of what this medical term actually means. This is why Nicole Kidman did not remain in Australia as planned in order to give birth. Goodness some of you Americans are so behind the news sometimes that it isn't funny!!!!

  58. ltran says – reply to this


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    She looks great.
    She look better than Katie, who at 20 something looks like she's an exhausted 50 year old–with purple hands nontheless

  59. ozdeb says – reply to this


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    Perez you were asked on the internet chat with Australia last week why did you have a vendetta against Nicole Kidman. You simply replied 'there is no vendetta'. No vendetta my a*se!!! You only have to go through your archives on Nicole Kidman and see the vendetta you have got against her. You are a hypocrite!!! You talk up people like Angelina Jolie who stole firstly Billy Bob Thornton from his fiancee and then Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston. You also talk up Madonna who has a questionable past and who is linked currently to a marriage breakup. Nicole Kidman has never done any of this and has maintained integrity, dignity and privacy throughout her life career and marriage breakup. I think you don't like her simply because she doesn't kiss your a*se! Why would she need to when she has Rupert Murdoch the media magnate as a close family friend? Grow up and get over your personal vendettas and just maybe you will get some credibility with the A listers. Did we see you at the world premiere of Dark Night as a guest? Oh no thats right you had to go to a public screening and then post a ridiculous critique. If you want the serious A listers to recognise you in Hollywood and be actually invited to the A list events then you need to change your tactics and you might actually be accepted as a 'serious' gossip queen!!!

  60. JT says – reply to this


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    I don't think she was ever pregnant…I think she wore a pillow…

  61. Brook says – reply to this


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    Its probably because she was so thin before she became pregnant.
    plus she never really got big at all.
    so she lost the weigh super fast.

  62. dee d says – reply to this


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    I really didnt want to think this but I really feel she was never pregnant…she never swelled up at the end, she looks TOO good right now for 9 days after the baby…no one ever mentioned the hospital she had the baby in (at least I have not read anywhere) and it was all too hush hush…she just didnt have that pregnant look AT ALL…why cant ppl be honest? who cares…i am sure she wld love that baby as much even if adopted or a surrogate. what a shame..no birth certificate…i dont know something just isint right. and I really like nicole.

  63. jimbo says – reply to this


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    if you look closely her belly isnt really showing. therefore she could have a little flabbage. if you look at a picture right b4 baby she was definetly pregnant.

  64. DE says – reply to this


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    All of you people KILL me. Why Perez must you keep insisting that she is coniving enough to fake an entire pregnancy. You have NO clue about pregnancy or women's bodies. She is tall and very slender… with her body type it isn't surprising how she carried small and has no belly now. My sister works in an ER and she has numerous stories she can tell about delivering 'surprise' babies in the ER whose mothers did not know they were pregnant, or who were hiding the fact, come in wearing normal jeans— and deliver full term, normal weight babies. It just makes me sick that you are so evil about her. Why do you want her life to be a train wreck and unhappy. You are a sad person. I am sorry you are having the success you are having, but then again pay back is a bitch.

  65. DE says – reply to this


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    Re: Amy – Amy, Sweetie, yes women bleed after childbirth… but not so much that you have to stay on the toilet…. and not for months…. also we are quite advanced now, and have a zillion feminine hygiene products…. I'll bet Nichole knows how to use them.

  66. bxvb says – reply to this


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    i've heard quite a bit of rumours that she faked the pregnancy and adopted the child.

  67. VIA says – reply to this


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    WELL HER BREAST ARE LARGER… SO HER MILK'S IN. CAN ONLY HAPPEN IF YOU ACTUALLY GAVE BIRTH.

  68. faker says – reply to this


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    NICOLE KIDMAN FAKED HER PREGNANCY. HER SISTER ANTONIA WAS HER SURROGATE!

  69. Pam says – reply to this


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    i think she used a surrogate and just wore padded clothes for her "pregnancy" so that it would look like she gave birth. she was never big enough or gained enough weight to look like she was carrying a baby!

  70. Lili says – reply to this


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    "Maybe working out so much during your pregnancy really does pay off!"
    -Yes, Perez, it does.

  71. QOB says – reply to this


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    IT was the same for me… I popped out my son, the next day no one (who didn't know already) knew that I was pregnant yesterday! People could not believe it, they thought I was babysitting someone's baby, i was like, "this is MY baby!!! Why dya think I am breast feeding him?!" duh!
    my belly went back to its original shape, and there wasn't any extra weight to lose… Mind you, I was in excellent shape… Now is a different story, i have a little bit of a belly now, and if I were to get pregnant now, I would have to lose weight when the baby came….. So i am getting into shape BEFORE i even conceive…..!!!!!

  72. JO says – reply to this


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    Re: cunt – When You call someone out for calling someone out You should look at Your stupid name. What a dumb BITCH to call Yourself that!!

  73. KIM says – reply to this


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    I always knew She was a good actress!
    Maybe She should get an award for this fake Pregnancy!

  74. NoWay says – reply to this


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    No way I don't believe She just had a Baby!
    She never wore low cut pants before , why now?
    Any new Mom would never wear white! We know why!
    She wouldn't be leaving the house with out the Baby!!!

  75. Kacey says – reply to this


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    wow you can actually say something nice about her.
    tired of people hating you Perez?

    some of you people are so fucking dumb.
    grow up. get a life. dumbasses.

  76. porky says – reply to this


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    You know we all thought Katie Holmes was not having a child and now look at her little girl…Now I am just waiting to see if Sunday look like either hubby or her…if not then we will al know.

  77. p says – reply to this


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    What's even more frightening is the variety of misspellings for SURROGATE (yes, SURROGATE. Not sereget, or sergeat, or sirrigit, or searget) mother in the comments.

  78. NotQu says – reply to this


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    Wow. The batshit crazy scienos have invade Perez!

    No, you wacky Sea Orgs, Katie had the fake pregnancy not Nicole. I know Miscave doesn't tell you all anything, but trust me on this one.

    Xenu commands you to believe

  79. SHE W says – reply to this


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    I'm glad that someone mentioned Angelina Jolie. Before she got pregnant you could see that she was incredibly thin… and her pregnancies all looked like pregnancies… Nicole's just didn't. I have 5 children and have run the gammit of dropping weight fast and slowly. SHE WAS NOT PREGNANT… she just never was… it was obvious to me.

  80. Xenu, says – reply to this


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    This one was real.

    Now Tom and Katie, girl I could tell you stories that would curl your hair

  81. David says – reply to this


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    Yes, Nicole totally faked the pregnancy. The woman is sterile and a frosty bitch.

    Now, Tom on the other hand is a real "man's" man- we love to work out together and in the locker room he likes to help me lather up my backside…. oooooh! What A Man!

  82. Shell says – reply to this


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    Daddy, where's my mommy?

    Daddy, where am I?

  83. WHYAR says – reply to this


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    Why are they dead, David?

  84. Lisa says – reply to this


    284

    find out WHY I'M DEAD

    google is your friend

  85. David says – reply to this


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    Shelly, you bitch! Get back to your dungeon, you have engrams and thetans!

    No food or water for you!

  86. HAHAH says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

    Take that Sea Org bitches!!!!!

  87. Shell says – reply to this


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    Let me out please!

  88. allll says – reply to this


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    I wore white pants 10 days after I had my baby…anything is possible and she looks great regardless!

  89. Georg says – reply to this


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    I still don't understand why Bill Clinton made scientology a religion

    Sounds like a wacko cult to me, and I started the Iraq war! WTH do I know??!!!

  90. Xenu, says – reply to this


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    I am Xenu, the God of Scientology

    I command you to believe in me

    and LWrongHubbard, he's like totally bitchen, dude!

  91. cynom says – reply to this


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    it's called a T-U-M-M-Y T-U-C-K!!!!! all rich and famous women get it after they give birth. PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEASE! fucking cheaters!

  92. Xenu says – reply to this


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    hey just because scientology is a scary murderous cult doesn't mean we're not cool

    Scienotologists are cool!

    Lisa McPherson was not murdered in vain. Google is your friend

  93. sucks says – reply to this


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    You know, instead of targeting websites to get your stats up, you Sea Orgs could be doing charity work that would actually help people.

    But I guess that goes against Lwrong's teaching

  94. Kathy says – reply to this


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    Nicole looks beautiful! New motherhood appears to agree with her

  95. Crazy says – reply to this


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    These crazy scienotologists believe in a "God" called Xenu who is a space alien that trapped souls in Earth's volcanos and now these same souls are in humans.

    That shit is CRAXXXY!

  96. Shely says – reply to this


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    Why do you hate me daddy?

  97. Cara says – reply to this


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    Hey, all you asshole losers that don't know anything about Scientology, it rocks!

    Scientology got me off drugs, alcohol, and loving my family. I was wasting my life on them and now I have a purpose, direction and most importantly I'm THETAN free!

    Scientology can save U 2

  98. mill says – reply to this


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    HEY, MAYBE SHE FAKED THE WHOLE PREGNANCY THING, BECAUSE I'M SURE AS HELL THEY DID NOT HAVE SEX. UNLESS HE ID THE FAMOUS GAY MAN THAT IS SOOOO GAY HE BECAME A LESBIAN. IN WHAT CASE SHE WOULD HAVE LIKED IT… I MEAN THE SEX.

  99. Xenu says – reply to this


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    Scientology can save you too! For only 1999.99 you too can be Thetan free!

  100. Xenu says – reply to this


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    Well, hate to break it to you Sea Orgs, but Keith and Nic did in fact have the sexies.

    Tom on the other hand won't be having the sexies until I make my second coming.

    Make your own predictions on that one

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