Who Wears Short Shorts???
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Cristiano Ronaldo
It's okay.
He's European!
Cristiano Ronaldo soaks in a little shopping during an excursion in L.A. on Tuesday.
Just looking at his eggplant skin makes us want to take a bath in sunscreen!
[Image via FinalPixx.]
Posted: July 22, 2008 at 4:48 pm
most americans probably think that portugal is a city in brazil or something. just kidding
but yes, portugal *is* in europe near spain. much love from portugal!
jonny knoxville anyone…totally thought that was him until i saw the legs….eew gross color, lol haha
i cant believe how some people are. HE IS PORTUGUESE, NOT BRAZILIAN, HE IS FROM MADEIRA AND ISLAND OFF OF PORTUGAL CLOSER TO AFRICA BUT STILL PORTUGUESE.
And Keep Posting Ronaldo because Perez you have fans all over the world.
Short Shorts Are So Sexy… Its Time They Come Back (LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE THAT DOES) & I mean everything!!!
Re: Strat – he is portuguese. which makes him european.
skin cancer case study.
what is everyone talking about?? "we dont care" hell yeah we care! ronaldo is the best soccer playre in the world right now AND he happens to be the hottest (sorry beck)! now yeah something had gone terribly wrong in the tanning department but his lack of clothes doesnt bother me a bit! he's got me drooling.
now only if we coud get that shit off! mmm
now don't get too self-righteous dear american friends - brody jenner and his plucked eyebrows don't quite excite me either. or zac efron's made up face. or brandon davis' grease. or the madden brothers ugly ass style. sad truth is: you'll find unattractive men anywhere.
He just screams, bend me over and put it in me.
well, damn, them's skinny orange legs! plus what the hell is up with his hair? rofl!
Re: Sara –
you're the biggest dumbass for writting this, DON'T TRY to act like you know , girl.
CRISTIANO RONALDO is from Portugal
Madeira, to be exact.
HE'S EUROPEAN
and honestly Perez, you need to lay off Ronaldo, half of these idiots above me DON'T EVEN know who that (gorgeous) man is.
been a Ronnie fan since the euro 04, and back when he played Sporting
so all of you can just SHATAPPP.
this guy looks seriously gay and his skin is nasty
he looks so gay
and his not from brazil
Move over SamRo! There's a new gayelle in town!!
he is portuguese his tan is completely normal for his skin tone.
he's portuguese. he can't help he gets that dark!
HOT BABYY
Perez you should have put this under "if you easily offended". Some of us dont think he's just it! I am so fucking tired of hearing about this guy…whens he going back to europe?
Re: Sara – uh, he's actually portuguese. from portugal. which isn't brazil. it's actually in europe.
hahahahahahahahahaahahahah ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
He's not a 'tanorexic' you fools…calm yourselves. He's portuguese. He's naturally dark skinned anyway and a bit of sitting in the sun and he goes even darker. Also, he's a footballer so he spends the majority of his day outside.
Re: yepp – no you have it wrong, its the girls that scream to Cristiano, 'bend me over and put it in me.'
um…i live in paris and that is NOT ok…still love him though!
I WISH HE'D GET RID OF THOSE AVIATOR SUNGLASSES. EVERY TIME I SEE THEM I WONDER WHERE THE HELL GOOSE IS…. BUT THEN AGAIN MAYBE ITS THE WEIRD GUY BEHIND HIM WITH THE HIDEOUS BLOND WIG ON.
who cares if he is from Europe. That is way gay.
He posted a p'rofile on a d'ating s'ite " C asu al se ek . co m ". many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.
Re: Sara –
actually, he's from portugal, which is in europe!
ooo ronaalllldoooooooooo
it just rolls off the tounge, lol!
He's the white trash version of david beckham…hmmm let's say the orange trash version
69!
I want to slap some barbecue sauce on him and……….
I'm no longer attracted to men. Thanks!
he's such a girl
ok, the tanning with his boyfriends was pushing it. But now with the shorts and shaved legs - he's officially off my hump island.
I never thought I would be getting lessons about Portugal on PerezHilton.com…. This is too funny.
what's with the forest gump crutches?
Short shorts are not longer for tourists or lesbians.
Fashionistas are sporting them too…not hipsters, but fashionistas.
I say pull your sissors out and cut all your pants six inches inseam.
Hot.
I LOVE his tan. It's beautiful and you are jealous because you are pasty. You also apparently need to ask for a refund on your eye surgery since your eyes are interpreting "brown" as "purple". You're an idiot.
I was just in Portugal and the people there are pretty tan and I don't see any orange there. As for the short shorts . . . aside from swimsuits I didn't see european men in short shorts.
Re: Atika – my exact EXACT thoughts. i looooove men and have a higher sex drive that most girls i know, but wow, this guy does absolutely nothing for me. nada.
is it horrible to make jokes about him looking like he has polio?
He is Portuguese , That is the Natural Skin Of Portuguese People..#
So please Chill….. don't be jealous ..He is richer than half of Hollywood actors or actresses .. SO shuuu don't be jealous.. he earns 18 millions US dollars a month.
he must had the permanent hair removal for the whole body.
dayum!
HATE was he's wearing & the too tan skin but still LOVE him!! Thanks for all the updates Perez!!
God!!!!!!!!!! I want to rape Crissy poo so bad!!! even in his uber gay outfit. Boy is fine!!!
can you imagine how delicious and tasty his creamy buttcrack must taste?
k well he's still really hot .
& btw way for the people say he looks orange
you must have some seeing problems because to me
that is not orange it's fricken DARK BROWN!
LOOKS GAY!!!!!!!!
I think he is Tan-o-rexic! Not a pretty look Cris
Yeah? Well bitch you're in America now, put some pants on and stop shaving your legs…ewwww.
LOL at the shorts he's got on
That's not his original skin colour. He's a perfect olive colored guy and he is way fairer back when he started. That is too much tanned and he might think LA is like a hometown where guys like that can wear shorts on streets. He had no idea dump papparazzies are gonna stalk him. Poor Crissy.
so do the jonas brothers!
and i loveloveloveeeeee them(:
I LOVE CRISTIANO RONALDO !
i freaking love this guy, even though his shorts are a little gay..
I dated a European guy and the 1st time we "ahhhummm" he took his jeans off and had a bright pink g-string on. My reaction was to laugh, I almost cried and pee'd my pants and he was SO offended. I guess it's normal there for guys to dress in short shorts and g-strings…ewwww….
oh mon dieu !
il est tres tres attrayant. j'adoooooooooreee cristiano ronaldo et son short. lol
LOVE THOSE LEGS!!! He should wear those Richard Simmons shorts- ha,ha,ha. Let's hope he doesn't get skin cancer.
woahhh hottieee
he kinda reminds me of johnny knoxville. although..the shorts gotta go
Gross. It's called SUNSCREEN. UV 70 please!
PS-I can see your testicles.
Re: Strat –
HE WAS BORN IN PORTUGAL, WHICH IS IN EUROPE
I just got skin cancer by looking at this picture…
IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT HE WEARS… HES STILL FCKN HOT!!!!
Re: mmmmm – Becks is trash! He and the oh-so-not Posh are King and Queen of the Chavs - which is a breed of trash living in the UK famed for their love of inappropriate trainer (sneaker) wearinging (usually white and always pristine); addiction to designer gear (or more usually cheap knock-offs); laughable use of American slang and zero indiciation that they ever spent a day in school. Okay, so maybe Ron is one too!
lmao! this guy is freaking sweeeet ha ha ha
His skin looks awful. He is so going to have skin cancer when he's older! But you know the Europeans, they love their tanning!!! I think he should be resting that foot more. That's probably why he broke up with his hot model gf coz he wanted to be a playboyn in LA. Not many ppl follow soccer in the states especially the ladies. They wouldn't even know who he was!!!
he's from portugal, not brazil! maybe u guys should go watch some english football! lol. u look hot ronny.
gross skin colour. Ich bin Deutsch, and us Euros do not like this tan! Yuck!!! Europeans do not approve of the shorts or the tan. Cancer!!
Ok so i liked him for a while but i'm begging to wonder why…he was sooooo sexy before now he's in L.A looking like an ass!!!!! He totally ignored Paris Hilton….YAYYYYYY….and now he is wearing short shorts and looking like an ompalompa!!!!!!!
The shorts are so shiny too.
US Style? What's Style?
EY BITCH
EUROPEAN MEN DONT DONT DONT DONT DONT WEAR SUCH GAY CLOTHES
First of all there are 2 soccer players called Ronaldo, the other one is from Brazil and this one, Cristiano Ronaldo, happens to be from Portugal, so he is EUROPEAN!!
No matter what he wears he is HOT!
okay..so everyones all ooo so hot but man, in a couple years his skin will be nothing but saggy leather looking skin
Anyone seen Legally blonde the musical? …..GAY OR EUROPEAN? lolol
Someone should blast him in the face with some infected cum. He´s too slick for his own good, that would teach him a lesson. Also, it would make him look like a cum whore.
lmmfao! outrageous. He's like Posh Spice except still hot and male.
OMG you are all twats, your comments just go to show exactly how insular Americans are. Cristiano Ronaldo is Portuguese and a massive sports star the world over, except in America where you only seem to care about yourselves and the only footballer/soccer player you know is that joke otherwise known as David Beckham and his tanorexic glow in teh dark alien of a wife Victoria.
Second of all he is not gay and has been linked with a string of high profile European women. Just because he is a metro doesn't mean he is gay!! Portuguese people can also have very olive skin and tan extremely easily as can people from the south of Spain and Italy!!!!!! If you have ever been to Europe you will see that the men, particularly Italians like shiny things
That's a fashion statement several decades overdue.
And when did he become European?
Besides, all the American tourists wear shorts like that (just not so shiny), so looks more American to me…
Haven't you heard the shorts are SHORT this summer! Hello??? Anyone following men's fashion here?
It's about time for you to get rid of your freaking bermudas, guys!
What is up with everyone making fun of his tan? He's Portuguese…olive complection, we can take the sun and I think he looks HOT
Re: Sara – he is from portugal. which is europe… not brazil. I still don't know anyone who wears shorts like this in europe.. I am european.
Re: Strat – he is portuguese idiot and he is disgustingly tone.
He looks like something out of Wham.
I'm suprised american's are even bothered about him, even in England we are getting bored of him.
Those shaved shiny tanned legs look like they belong on a woman. So gross!
Ewwww!
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'M EUROPEAN!!!!!!!!we don't all make fashion disasters like the above……..short shorts are ok……but the metallic effect???who does that??
he's always so… shiny
that is a gorgeous man.
1- FOR THE IGNORANTS : HE IS FROM MADEIRA AND MADEIRA BELONGS TO PORTUGAL SO YES HE IS EUROPEAN.
2- EVERYBODY IN SAINT TROPEZ, MONACO AND IBIZA IS WEARING SHORT SHORTS THIS SUMMER AND THE YANKEES WILL DO THE SAME NEXT YEAR BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS IN LATE.
3 - FASHION AND ELEGANCE ARE EUROPEAN ONLY. THERE IS NO FASHION AND STYLE OUT OF PARIS AND MILAN. SINCE WHEN L.A & NYC ARE FASHION CAPITALS AND SINCE WHEN ARE THE AMERICANS CLASSY ???
Perez…quit with the pics of this guy already. GROSS! No one cares about him except for you!
has somebody done photoshop editing on this snap??
cz theres some weird shit happenin near his leg..
I am portuguese as ronaldo and I have NEVER seen european or portuguese man using such disgusting shorts, ok?
he´s famous…in portugal! I'm sure you don´t even know where portugal is on the map!
take care
I am Portuguese as Ronaldo and I have NEVER seen European or Portuguese males wearing such disgusting shorts,ok?
Ronaldo is famous…in Portugal! I bet you don´t even know where Portugal is on the map!
take care
Re: Danie – have u ever been to portugal?? the majority are very dark skinned!
Thank god he doesn't have your naturally beautiful psoriasis pink bloated obese pale skin, perez! Some of us are just naturally gorgeous and brown.!!! Sorry..it's ok to be jealous! Poor PEREZ!
Re: Sara –
Actually, He is from Portugal which IS in Europe. might want to do some research before you battle on a blog my dear.
Perez, what are you smoking…he's not european he's from Brazil.
it's totally ok; i enjoy seeing his physique!!
Re: mya –
I LIVE IN EUROPE , AND LET ME TELL YOU I NEVERRRR SEE PEOPLE WEARING SHORT SHORTS !! its just christiano and his sense of style.. ! you think american guys are so much more well-dressed ? pfffttt ! american guys sense of style is a joke to europeans.
PS,, HES FUCKIN PORTUGUESE PEOPLE . OF COURSE HES TANNED IDIOTS !!
Who does not wear short shorts?
If your gonna wear like long baggy 3/4 shorts and be all ghetto about it you might aswell wear pants..
Allthough I must admit those shorts are just a couple of inches on the wrong side.. but hey its ronnie, and he is not famous for his good taste
SOOOOO FINNNNEEEE…how do i get him…???