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This Doesn't Get Old

Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Cristiano Ronaldo

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Another day, more shirtless pics of Crissy!

Cristiano Ronaldo soaks up the yummy cancerous California rays poolside at his ritzy Los Angeles hotel.

He's still here.

And he won't be happy until his skin is the texture of leather!

[Images via National Photo Group.]

223 comments to “This Doesn't Get Old”

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  1. Melis says – reply to this


    101

    Ummmm, honestly, I am getting sick of this dude, isnt his vacation time up yet?!?!?!?! Oh and I love a golden tan but, this guy is redic!!! Step into the shade asshole!!!

  2. Jessi says – reply to this


    102

    THANK YOU PEREZ FOR MORE RONNIE PICS! It's killing me that I can't be in LA right now to catch a glimpse of his HOTT ass.

  3. Brent says – reply to this


    103

    I wonder what his foreskin tastes like? Do you think he has a lot of smegma?

  4. tArDy says – reply to this


    104

    He looks disgusting!
    Hey ANDY2 - how do you like that ass? Or should I say, what would you do to that ass?

  5. chlyn says – reply to this


    105

    It's CRISPY, not "Crissy"! hahahahaha

  6. buffy says – reply to this


    106

    Re: laure – I beg to differ Laure, but I certainly care about Cris. He is am amazing soccer player and a beautiful man. MORE Cris, not less please.



  7. 107

    Re: Flore – IN PROTUGUESE IT IS ACTUALLY SPELLED CHOURICO. :)

  8. buffy says – reply to this


    108

    Re: That – Uh, my boyfriend is 100% Portugese, from the same island as Cristiano Ronaldo, and his skin does NOT look like that. He has olive skin, yes, but not leathery like Cris. Cris' skin is a product of WAY too much sun, not ancestry.

  9. Court says – reply to this


    109

    Uhhhh he's one baby blue suit away from being a Guido stereotype. Tacky as FUCK. He needs to lay off the tanning.

  10. whate says – reply to this


    110

    OMG! SO HOOOTTT!!!!

  11. MO says – reply to this


    111

    can we say BANGINNNNNN.. jesus christ. VIVA PORTUGAL!

  12. Susan says – reply to this


    112

    Future poster boy for skin cancer.

  13. jenn says – reply to this


    113

    he looks like a freakin turkey. i'm freaking tired of looking at it.

  14. dAMn! says – reply to this


    114

    no manches cabron…esta buenisimo este tio…como tendra la polla?

  15. yuck says – reply to this


    115

    Actually, it is starting to get a little old!

  16. LALAL says – reply to this


    116

    I LOVE HIM!!!! :D HES AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS

  17. savvv says – reply to this


    117

    ewwwwzzz.
    this guy is stupid.
    thats all there is to say about
    this skin cancer magnet.

  18. SFboy says – reply to this


    118

    Dont you hate it when people just relax, sunbathe and enjoy the beautiful weather during the workweek!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. fiera says – reply to this


    119

    That body is sexilicious!!! Don't tan anymore or else you will be George "leatherface" Hamilton!!

  20. kate says – reply to this


    120

    How long till he gets a restraining order against you? This is becoming really obsessive Perez, you are having a big crush on this bad looking roaste chicken… lame!

  21. conni says – reply to this


    121

    Skin cancer is SO unattractive.

    barf. get some sun screen.

  22. sz says – reply to this


    122

    This man needs to STOP TANNING.Too much sun is BAD for the skin.
    His skin looks burned dark/red.SKIN CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. chrys says – reply to this


    123

    am i the only person that doesn't find him attractive?

  24. serio says – reply to this


    124

    He is disgusting. To the point that it makes me not want to check your website b/c i'm afraid I'm going to see his over cooked body.



  25. 125

  26. PFOP says – reply to this


    126

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    www.pocketfullofpaper.com



  27. 127

    Will someone please tell him to get out of the sun, that look is extremely unhealthy for him. In 10 years he will look like an old leather belt at this rate. The sun is much more punishing on the skin than it use to be because the ozone layer has thinned and more of the deeply penetrating rays are striking the earth with a stronger velocity.

  28. ANDY2 says – reply to this


    128

    Re: tArDyMmmm…mmm…mmm…THE THINGS I'D DO TO THIS BOY'S ASSHOLE… Fuck, he is HOT! Wish I could've been right there in that pool. I would've pulled down his shorts, spread his ass cheeks and then I would've sniffed, licked, rimmed, sucked and tongue-fucked his hole till that fucking tan wore off of him. And after that, I'd turn him around and lick his nuts and suck that cock till it flooded my throat with some hot man-milk. Not much I wouldn't do to this hot motherfucker. YUMMY!!!!!!!

  29. Hyde says – reply to this


    129

    Gross. That is TOO tan.

  30. Jen says – reply to this


    130

    No REALLY Perez….it is GETTING OLD! Not all of us are interested in this guy!

  31. gnome says – reply to this


    131

    He is not an attractive person. Especially not being so tan.

  32. Joann says – reply to this


    132

    Ok…yeah he's gonna maybe end up with skin cancer..but why deny the fact that the boy is extremely hot and I would give anything right now to be in that pool and not in CANADA!

  33. mandi says – reply to this


    133

    I think Crissy needs to spend a little more time letting the tan on his back catch up to the front….SO not sexy.

  34. eva says – reply to this


    134

    his gluteuses makes me smile. like a fine sculpture. thanks perez.



  35. 135

    No 1 guy should be that sexy! and hes naturally tan!

  36. LLOVE says – reply to this


    136

    PAPI CALIENTE!!!!!!

  37. hewat says – reply to this


    137

    IT"S OLD

  38. diana says – reply to this


    138

    i like him from the front and back!! lol hes soooo cute

  39. piña says – reply to this


    139

    his tan is starting to look ridiculous

  40. dmd says – reply to this


    140

    Oh poor FAT BODY…I'm sure you've busted a nut all over your computer screen from this little anal boy. Do you have to have an intern as a jizz mopper??



  41. 141

    no perez, it really doesn't get old looking at that fine tight ass. i swear to god, he's adonis on earth!!
    .
    .
    he is the epitome of wet dreams!

  42. Brian says – reply to this


    142

    I dont understand why nobody seems to get that hes Portuguese so his skin gets that color easily! Believe me, I'm portuguese and I get really dark in no time

  43. anony says – reply to this


    143

    I guess he wishes he were born black so he's doing the next best thing and sleeping out in the sun to turn his skin. when hes 50 he'll look like hes 100 like all the other sunbathers and tanning salon whores out there ha ha

  44. Teres says – reply to this


    144

    He's Portuguese for crying out loud.

    You realize he would turn this color even in the shade!!

    I am Portuguese too and the only way I wouldn't turn this color is if I work 50 sunblock under my clothing in the shade!!

    Not nice to make fun of someone's skin color!!

  45. Candy says – reply to this


    145

    I would love to see a really PIGGY session between CRISTIANO RONALDO,CHRISTIAN BALE, and BRAD PITT.With alot of sling action and Meth smoking.

  46. JB says – reply to this


    146

    I disagree, this is so done… He looks like a gigolo. A raison gigolo.

  47. yeah says – reply to this


    147

    Re: ANDY2 – i know thats right baby! there isnt much i wouldnt do to that man!

  48. LMC says – reply to this


    148

    Thanks Perez for new pics where he actually looks hot again…keep um comin!!

  49. Gene says – reply to this


    149

    He looks like he could fuck a girl (or guy) all night long…and be good at it.

  50. jojo says – reply to this


    150

    He is so YUMMY and HOT.

    Over doing the tan but he is naturally dark, afterall he is Portuguese…..

  51. sam says – reply to this


    151

    he's not caucasian. his skin is more prepared for that



  52. 152

    Re: Teres
    so only the portugese get this?
    how about the rest of europe?
    im sorry but light skin isnt restricted to just portugal.
    many people burn easily but they dont TAN this color!!
    he wants it this way and you know it.
    i know many light, light people
    but they dont turn this color immediately

  53. xoxo says – reply to this


    153

    He's gay!



  54. 154

    ass-fuck

  55. Marri says – reply to this


    155

    Perez, what is your weird obsession with this guy? he looks like a baked patato!

  56. jw says – reply to this


    156

    Yes it does, he is naaaasty. he looks like a super brown twink, not attractive at all.

  57. chris says – reply to this


    157

    countdown til he dies from skin cancer begins now.
    1 year remaining.
    or less.



  58. 158

    i want this guy's ass to crush my nose.

  59. gahhh says – reply to this


    159

    he is sooo hotttt



  60. 160

    Ah… Just admire that fine Corinthian leather!!!

  61. Racha says – reply to this


    161

    haha does he fake tan or somthing
    cuz that is disgustinling tan
    =/

  62. Diann says – reply to this


    162

    Get over the cancerous tan already. He looks good. You anti-tan freaks need to calm down.

  63. Fatim says – reply to this


    163

    God Look that body!
    Wooaw I love him so much!

  64. Jiji says – reply to this


    164

    yummy!

  65. PamCi says – reply to this


    165

    PEREZ, ENOUGH!! Plllllleeeeaaaazzzzzzzzz this man looks like a burnt fruit roll-up and he is FUGGGGGGLY On to something better, like Beckham maybe?
    Let's not waste any more time looking at pics of this overly tanned soccer player, I beg you Perez! Speaking of tanned men, any word about Dog the Bounty Hunter by chance? Haven't heard a peep about him, any word?

  66. Danie says – reply to this


    166

    Nice ass! HOT!!!

  67. MELIS says – reply to this


    167

    he is portugese and so am i so i love him even more and skin wont turn into leather

  68. AllRi says – reply to this


    168

    Ummmmm! back!

  69. Lala says – reply to this


    169

    don't be hatin' on this fuzzy little manpeach!! usually he has nice, pretty medium-toned skin (that doesn't look like he slicked on the baby oil and laid out). despite his lack of brains in the sunbathing department, he has ONE HELLUVA BODDDD!!!!!

  70. joyou says – reply to this


    170

    wow, his body is soooooo sexy. thanks for the eye candy. ;)

  71. babyg says – reply to this


    171

    Mmmm, sexy Cristiano :D



  72. 172

    He looks so yummy from the back or the front… i bet thats how he looks when he enters he has total access for my entry… let me turn around and bend over.. there ya go.. damn hott

  73. foxxx says – reply to this


    173

    PEREZ YOU"RE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OBSESSED, IT'S GETTING OLD AND CREEPY. SERIOUSLY, HE'S NOT THAT POPULAR HERE STOP TRYING TO MAKE HIM LIKE THE NEXT BIG THING, HE'S COCKY AND ARROGANT, DAVID BECKHAM WILL ALWAYS BE MORE FAMOUS. I LIKE CRISTIANO, BUT HE'S TOO NARCISSISTIC AND RUDE IT'S A TURN OFF. BY THE WAY YOU POSERS!!!….HIS ACTUAL NAME IS CRISTIANO RONALDO DOS SANTOS AVEIRO.

    YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UP.

  74. Em says – reply to this


    174

    buns of steels and those back muscles make me wana melt. lush!
    but i hope hes piling on the SPF! if not, i'll help him put it on, he's going all lovely and dark curtosy of the portuguese in him!

  75. ezzz says – reply to this


    175

    Re: Teres

    Don't be dumb his skin color looks abnormal.Brown/red.It is not a healthy tan.
    Too much sun is bad for the skin.

  76. Sophi says – reply to this


    176

    He's Portuguese god damn it! They ARE tanned, it's just natural for him to get tanned in the sun….

  77. silvy says – reply to this


    177

    Re: foxxx – and he was named after Ronald Regan… whats up now freak!?

  78. cherr says – reply to this


    178

    I think he needs to stay out of the sun for a while.He looks like a carrot.No.better yet,a orange.

  79. luky says – reply to this


    179

    wow you is sexy i love you ronaldo !!!!!!!!!sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  80. bling says – reply to this


    180

    yes it does get old perez..does wow what a tough life this moron lives at pools… doesnt he care about skin cancer?

  81. Liver says – reply to this


    181

    seriously perez STOP posting pictures of this cheating, egotistic Munich prick I hate him, I hate man utd and I fuckin hate munich scum FUCK OFF RONALDO!!!!!!!!!!!!! why dont you put up pics of fernando torres and stevie gerrard that'll be better!!!

  82. Paty says – reply to this


    182

    Ok. He might be too baked….but…look at that ass!!!!!!
    OMG!!!!

  83. tArDy says – reply to this


    183

    Re: ANDY2 – Oooh baby, me likey!

  84. A-1 says – reply to this


    184

    You're right Perez, it doesn't get old. Damn, this guy is fine!

  85. PUCCA says – reply to this


    185

    Re: That
    [quote]OMG PEOPLE CHILL , That is His NATURAL SKIN,
    Cuz He is Portuguese , Duh.. All Portuguese Skin are Naturally Like that[/quote]

    hahahahahaha you've got to be kidding, the only portuguese who are dark are from the south and still, not THAT kind of dark, but arab like dark. This is pure suntan and solarium too show knows.

    He's just showing off anyways

    But keep them coming, we like us some skin

    (and for those who don't don't know who he is, that's cause u're ignant.)



  86. 186

    OH BOY AR3 YOU RiGHT… THiS N3V3R G3TS OlD! ORANG3 OR NOT… i WOUlD lOV3 FOR TH3 DAil3Y SHiRTl3SS UPDAT3S TO CONTiNU3!
    [[iM V3RY MUCH iN lOV3 WiTH HiS SOCC3R BOOTY!]]

  87. Nicol says – reply to this


    187

    Ugh, I LOVE YOU so much MORE now that we share the same love for that hot ass! : )

  88. Yummy says – reply to this


    188

    Break me off a peice of that. Imma masturbate to this like five times!!

  89. Laura says – reply to this


    189

    Thank you, perez, for pointing out the dangers of tanning…it's nice to see that so many people are now so aware about skin cancer.

    also, his skin reminds me of the old porn dude in the latest palanuik book who is obsessed with the origins of each tan…who's skin is so effed that he doesn't recognize himself in a recent porn he's done. uuuugh.

  90. mrees says – reply to this


    190

    just stop tanning. But still way sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also, hot ass.

  91. white says – reply to this


    191

    the only reason i come on this site :)
    seriously, theres no one as GOREGOUS, or TALENTED, or SEXY as cristiano ronaldo!!!! this site gets better and better when theres new posts on him :)
    keep it up perez, ur doin a fabulous job! i love it alll :D

  92. white says – reply to this


    192

    and btw
    i think his tan is SEXY! i would love to get that dark when sun tanning! whoever is dating him right now…they are way TOO lucky!

  93. B says – reply to this


    193

    perez, hes portugese!! that color is normal for his body tone. i know he PLAYS in europe, but the man is NOT european, hes from brazil and is portugese!! geez…get off his oh so lovely back

  94. Trish says – reply to this


    194

    I can't stand this cocky kid - and yeah, he is probably getting too much son, but seriously - he never had the complexion of Rose McGowan, you know! He is Portuguese, and his complexion is naturally darker. Duhh!

  95. Madde says – reply to this


    195

    my god, you are so stupid!!! do you actually think this is what he does all day long, all year around? shiiiit…HE LIVES IN ENGLAND, IT RAINS THERE! and so what if he likes to stay in the sun….he is soooo sexy anyway! you stupid nerds…. just don´t look if you don´t like it losers!!!!!!

  96. me says – reply to this


    196

    pls get rid of the pics on the page for Australia of supposed Aussie pop stars- they r hated here
    i can barely stand to click on your site having to look at these idiots
    I know deals have been done to push these tossers- but get them off
    (Sophie is fine though - I like her)

  97. Githa says – reply to this


    197

    Te lekkerrrrrrr, en hij was hier zoo dichtbij …
    We hadden er naar toe moeten gaan Daantje we hebben wat gemist …SNIKKKK

  98. daang says – reply to this


    198

    zeker wat gemist!!! ai ai ai!!!!

  99. Mallo says – reply to this


    199

    Love Him!! So Sexy!!!!

  100. Emily says – reply to this


    200

    Loves Him

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