This Doesn't Get Old
Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Cristiano Ronaldo

Another day, more shirtless pics of Crissy!
Cristiano Ronaldo soaks up the yummy cancerous California rays poolside at his ritzy Los Angeles hotel.
He's still here.
And he won't be happy until his skin is the texture of leather!
[Images via National Photo Group.]
Posted: July 23, 2008 at 5:15 pm




Ummmm, honestly, I am getting sick of this dude, isnt his vacation time up yet?!?!?!?! Oh and I love a golden tan but, this guy is redic!!! Step into the shade asshole!!!
THANK YOU PEREZ FOR MORE RONNIE PICS! It's killing me that I can't be in LA right now to catch a glimpse of his HOTT ass.
I wonder what his foreskin tastes like? Do you think he has a lot of smegma?
He looks disgusting!
Hey ANDY2 - how do you like that ass? Or should I say, what would you do to that ass?
It's CRISPY, not "Crissy"! hahahahaha
Re: laure – I beg to differ Laure, but I certainly care about Cris. He is am amazing soccer player and a beautiful man. MORE Cris, not less please.
Re: Flore – IN PROTUGUESE IT IS ACTUALLY SPELLED CHOURICO.
Re: That – Uh, my boyfriend is 100% Portugese, from the same island as Cristiano Ronaldo, and his skin does NOT look like that. He has olive skin, yes, but not leathery like Cris. Cris' skin is a product of WAY too much sun, not ancestry.
Uhhhh he's one baby blue suit away from being a Guido stereotype. Tacky as FUCK. He needs to lay off the tanning.
OMG! SO HOOOTTT!!!!
can we say BANGINNNNNN.. jesus christ. VIVA PORTUGAL!
Future poster boy for skin cancer.
he looks like a freakin turkey. i'm freaking tired of looking at it.
no manches cabron…esta buenisimo este tio…como tendra la polla?
Actually, it is starting to get a little old!
I LOVE HIM!!!!
HES AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS
ewwwwzzz.
this guy is stupid.
thats all there is to say about
this skin cancer magnet.
Dont you hate it when people just relax, sunbathe and enjoy the beautiful weather during the workweek!!!!!!!!!!!
That body is sexilicious!!! Don't tan anymore or else you will be George "leatherface" Hamilton!!
How long till he gets a restraining order against you? This is becoming really obsessive Perez, you are having a big crush on this bad looking roaste chicken… lame!
Skin cancer is SO unattractive.
barf. get some sun screen.
This man needs to STOP TANNING.Too much sun is BAD for the skin.
His skin looks burned dark/red.SKIN CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
am i the only person that doesn't find him attractive?
He is disgusting. To the point that it makes me not want to check your website b/c i'm afraid I'm going to see his over cooked body.
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Will someone please tell him to get out of the sun, that look is extremely unhealthy for him. In 10 years he will look like an old leather belt at this rate. The sun is much more punishing on the skin than it use to be because the ozone layer has thinned and more of the deeply penetrating rays are striking the earth with a stronger velocity.
Re: tArDy – Mmmm…mmm…mmm…THE THINGS I'D DO TO THIS BOY'S ASSHOLE… Fuck, he is HOT! Wish I could've been right there in that pool. I would've pulled down his shorts, spread his ass cheeks and then I would've sniffed, licked, rimmed, sucked and tongue-fucked his hole till that fucking tan wore off of him. And after that, I'd turn him around and lick his nuts and suck that cock till it flooded my throat with some hot man-milk. Not much I wouldn't do to this hot motherfucker. YUMMY!!!!!!!
Gross. That is TOO tan.
No REALLY Perez….it is GETTING OLD! Not all of us are interested in this guy!
He is not an attractive person. Especially not being so tan.
Ok…yeah he's gonna maybe end up with skin cancer..but why deny the fact that the boy is extremely hot and I would give anything right now to be in that pool and not in CANADA!
I think Crissy needs to spend a little more time letting the tan on his back catch up to the front….SO not sexy.
his gluteuses makes me smile. like a fine sculpture. thanks perez.
No 1 guy should be that sexy! and hes naturally tan!
PAPI CALIENTE!!!!!!
IT"S OLD
i like him from the front and back!! lol hes soooo cute
his tan is starting to look ridiculous
Oh poor FAT BODY…I'm sure you've busted a nut all over your computer screen from this little anal boy. Do you have to have an intern as a jizz mopper??
no perez, it really doesn't get old looking at that fine tight ass. i swear to god, he's adonis on earth!!
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he is the epitome of wet dreams!
I dont understand why nobody seems to get that hes Portuguese so his skin gets that color easily! Believe me, I'm portuguese and I get really dark in no time
I guess he wishes he were born black so he's doing the next best thing and sleeping out in the sun to turn his skin. when hes 50 he'll look like hes 100 like all the other sunbathers and tanning salon whores out there ha ha
He's Portuguese for crying out loud.
You realize he would turn this color even in the shade!!
I am Portuguese too and the only way I wouldn't turn this color is if I work 50 sunblock under my clothing in the shade!!
Not nice to make fun of someone's skin color!!
I would love to see a really PIGGY session between CRISTIANO RONALDO,CHRISTIAN BALE, and BRAD PITT.With alot of sling action and Meth smoking.
I disagree, this is so done… He looks like a gigolo. A raison gigolo.
Re: ANDY2 – i know thats right baby! there isnt much i wouldnt do to that man!
Thanks Perez for new pics where he actually looks hot again…keep um comin!!
He looks like he could fuck a girl (or guy) all night long…and be good at it.
He is so YUMMY and HOT.
Over doing the tan but he is naturally dark, afterall he is Portuguese…..
he's not caucasian. his skin is more prepared for that
Re: Teres –
so only the portugese get this?
how about the rest of europe?
im sorry but light skin isnt restricted to just portugal.
many people burn easily but they dont TAN this color!!
he wants it this way and you know it.
i know many light, light people
but they dont turn this color immediately
He's gay!
ass-fuck
Perez, what is your weird obsession with this guy? he looks like a baked patato!
Yes it does, he is naaaasty. he looks like a super brown twink, not attractive at all.
countdown til he dies from skin cancer begins now.
1 year remaining.
or less.
i want this guy's ass to crush my nose.
he is sooo hotttt
Ah… Just admire that fine Corinthian leather!!!
haha does he fake tan or somthing
cuz that is disgustinling tan
=/
Get over the cancerous tan already. He looks good. You anti-tan freaks need to calm down.
God Look that body!
Wooaw I love him so much!
yummy!
PEREZ, ENOUGH!! Plllllleeeeaaaazzzzzzzzz this man looks like a burnt fruit roll-up and he is FUGGGGGGLY On to something better, like Beckham maybe?
Let's not waste any more time looking at pics of this overly tanned soccer player, I beg you Perez! Speaking of tanned men, any word about Dog the Bounty Hunter by chance? Haven't heard a peep about him, any word?
Nice ass! HOT!!!
he is portugese and so am i so i love him even more and skin wont turn into leather
Ummmmm! back!
don't be hatin' on this fuzzy little manpeach!! usually he has nice, pretty medium-toned skin (that doesn't look like he slicked on the baby oil and laid out). despite his lack of brains in the sunbathing department, he has ONE HELLUVA BODDDD!!!!!
wow, his body is soooooo sexy. thanks for the eye candy.
Mmmm, sexy Cristiano
He looks so yummy from the back or the front… i bet thats how he looks when he enters he has total access for my entry… let me turn around and bend over.. there ya go.. damn hott
PEREZ YOU"RE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OBSESSED, IT'S GETTING OLD AND CREEPY. SERIOUSLY, HE'S NOT THAT POPULAR HERE STOP TRYING TO MAKE HIM LIKE THE NEXT BIG THING, HE'S COCKY AND ARROGANT, DAVID BECKHAM WILL ALWAYS BE MORE FAMOUS. I LIKE CRISTIANO, BUT HE'S TOO NARCISSISTIC AND RUDE IT'S A TURN OFF. BY THE WAY YOU POSERS!!!….HIS ACTUAL NAME IS CRISTIANO RONALDO DOS SANTOS AVEIRO.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UP.
buns of steels and those back muscles make me wana melt. lush!
but i hope hes piling on the SPF! if not, i'll help him put it on, he's going all lovely and dark curtosy of the portuguese in him!
Re: Teres –
Don't be dumb his skin color looks abnormal.Brown/red.It is not a healthy tan.
Too much sun is bad for the skin.
He's Portuguese god damn it! They ARE tanned, it's just natural for him to get tanned in the sun….
Re: foxxx – and he was named after Ronald Regan… whats up now freak!?
I think he needs to stay out of the sun for a while.He looks like a carrot.No.better yet,a orange.
wow you is sexy i love you ronaldo !!!!!!!!!sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes it does get old perez..does wow what a tough life this moron lives at pools… doesnt he care about skin cancer?
seriously perez STOP posting pictures of this cheating, egotistic Munich prick I hate him, I hate man utd and I fuckin hate munich scum FUCK OFF RONALDO!!!!!!!!!!!!! why dont you put up pics of fernando torres and stevie gerrard that'll be better!!!
Ok. He might be too baked….but…look at that ass!!!!!!
OMG!!!!
Re: ANDY2 – Oooh baby, me likey!
You're right Perez, it doesn't get old. Damn, this guy is fine!
Re: That –
[quote]OMG PEOPLE CHILL , That is His NATURAL SKIN,
Cuz He is Portuguese , Duh.. All Portuguese Skin are Naturally Like that[/quote]
hahahahahaha you've got to be kidding, the only portuguese who are dark are from the south and still, not THAT kind of dark, but arab like dark. This is pure suntan and solarium too show knows.
He's just showing off anyways
But keep them coming, we like us some skin
(and for those who don't don't know who he is, that's cause u're ignant.)
OH BOY AR3 YOU RiGHT… THiS N3V3R G3TS OlD! ORANG3 OR NOT… i WOUlD lOV3 FOR TH3 DAil3Y SHiRTl3SS UPDAT3S TO CONTiNU3!
[[iM V3RY MUCH iN lOV3 WiTH HiS SOCC3R BOOTY!]]
Ugh, I LOVE YOU so much MORE now that we share the same love for that hot ass! : )
Break me off a peice of that. Imma masturbate to this like five times!!
Thank you, perez, for pointing out the dangers of tanning…it's nice to see that so many people are now so aware about skin cancer.
also, his skin reminds me of the old porn dude in the latest palanuik book who is obsessed with the origins of each tan…who's skin is so effed that he doesn't recognize himself in a recent porn he's done. uuuugh.
just stop tanning. But still way sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also, hot ass.
the only reason i come on this site

seriously, theres no one as GOREGOUS, or TALENTED, or SEXY as cristiano ronaldo!!!! this site gets better and better when theres new posts on him
keep it up perez, ur doin a fabulous job! i love it alll
and btw
i think his tan is SEXY! i would love to get that dark when sun tanning! whoever is dating him right now…they are way TOO lucky!
perez, hes portugese!! that color is normal for his body tone. i know he PLAYS in europe, but the man is NOT european, hes from brazil and is portugese!! geez…get off his oh so lovely back
I can't stand this cocky kid - and yeah, he is probably getting too much son, but seriously - he never had the complexion of Rose McGowan, you know! He is Portuguese, and his complexion is naturally darker. Duhh!
my god, you are so stupid!!! do you actually think this is what he does all day long, all year around? shiiiit…HE LIVES IN ENGLAND, IT RAINS THERE! and so what if he likes to stay in the sun….he is soooo sexy anyway! you stupid nerds…. just don´t look if you don´t like it losers!!!!!!
pls get rid of the pics on the page for Australia of supposed Aussie pop stars- they r hated here
i can barely stand to click on your site having to look at these idiots
I know deals have been done to push these tossers- but get them off
(Sophie is fine though - I like her)
Te lekkerrrrrrr, en hij was hier zoo dichtbij …
We hadden er naar toe moeten gaan Daantje we hebben wat gemist …SNIKKKK
zeker wat gemist!!! ai ai ai!!!!
Love Him!! So Sexy!!!!
Loves Him