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Posted: July 23, 2008 at 9:15 pm
hhaha is very funny
O.K….See Perez,well,just NO! what the hell? I love you and all, but what the hell was this? Ughhhh
LMFAOOOOOOO I WOULD SOO DO THIS FOR YOU PEREZZZ!
um. wtf.
WTF?!
I'm confused… What was that about? I don't get it..
It was pretty good, but it wasnt great ya know? Just a little constructive critisizm…. maybe make the part where youre actually god longer with you doing cool perez god stuff.
Nice to see our tax dollars going to ABSOLUT waste.
To all the people who are rude about/to Perez……………if you hate him so much why take the time to visit his website? If he is that un-important and insignificant just bypass the blog and get on with your own lives.
HAHAHAHAHA ALWAYS FUNNY; But tell me sth are you having AMENAZAS???
NOOOOOOOoo LEAVE PEREZ HILTON ALIVE!!!!
That was kinda sad to watch tbh
Hi Perez, i loved it!!! But I thought you were going to sing us sth at the end… when you're in heaven eating como la marranita que sigues siendo…. singing something like Misouri or something like that!!!
OK…I love you Perez….Love the blog…I check out your blog every single day…many times a day…. but….that was SO not funny…
Perez: Have you considered therapy?
this is disrespectful… shame on you perez "call-me-latina-but-don´t-call-me-fat"… you definitely rot in hell
btw: is this video about you leaving hospital after having a little plastic surgery?
Wow! this is why i regret coming on this webpage almost everytime!
d.listed is far more intelligent, humourous… wow! and anonymous.
but no, inflated ego, self-deluded, reminiscent of michael jacksons level of psychotic self-importance.
pathetic, perez, pathetic. like your website.
you have been VERY lucky. you certainly have little talent or chairisma to warrant what you've achieved. i hope your world falls a part, because you simply are not worth it.
give me an anonymous blogger anyday. then we wouldn't have to scrape your self-mastubatory fodder from your patronising pages.
Perez WTF…really!?!? I love you to pieces, but that was just plan wierd!! I mean that's just bringing bad juju your way…you feel?? Don't want nothing happening to you Perez. And to the people that feel the need to come and try to bash Perez…if you hate him so much, why come to the website and take time to leave a comment?? He's addicting…right?!?!? LOL..loveya lots Perez
Re: ArmyG –
we come here to read gossip and not the diary of Madame Hilton
Re: self- –
every time I mention that webpage my comment was not shown - congrats to you! and you are so damn right…
A bit self-indulgent, don't you think?
Also, if most of your fans are college girls, then why were there only guys at the vigil?
Re: mike – Well if you don't want to "read the diary of Madame Hilton" why come to the page? You know Perez will talk about himself. Furthermore why take the energy to leave a comment?
Dat is some relly bad singing…..lol
Re: AryGi –
I stillhope madame Hilton will notice one day that all this is not about him, if I want to watch someone losing weight I will visit weight watchers or some reality show.
this site should be called "A shrine to myself, the queen of all wallmarts"
but it is the so called "Queen of all media", and it supposed to be about gossip. I like comments if they are funny. Perez is more presenting himself, always asking for tickets to see anyone for free, blowing up a kiss from John Mayer, etc etc (okay, Teddy is cute), bla bla bla. And IF he is talking about someone, the comments are not about what he said but "you look thin, good, whatever" - come on, open your eyes! Maybe he is a lovely guy, don´t know and not interested, but the way he is selling out is just getting on my nerves.
And I want the people to know, that he is not the first to post stuff, you can read it somewhere else (page mentioned before by "self"), and this is the way Perez used to be! Long time ago…
PEREZ…………….WHAT IS BRITNEY UP TO THESE DAYZ…..HUH?
Re: mike – Ok you make some valid points I will give you that, but if you hate how he talks about himself and begs for free stuff why come to the website why not go to the other website you mentioned??
hahaha what the fuck perez?
Re: ArmyG –
I do, believe me, and I enjoy it there even more when I see how posts are written here after Perez has read it at the other page.
R.I.P. Estelle Getty, Zac Efron in Hairspray, just to name 2 posts
What the fuck is this Perez??? Either way, I thought it was quite funny. No les pongas attencion a todos estos idiotas que no tienen un buen sentido de humor. -You know what I say??? Si no les gusta, que se vayan al Carajo!
It was pretty self centered…I think this following of Perez is pretty scary. He is a loser. And celebs that actually care what he says are losers. I saw an article that mentioned how 'smart' he is…he doesn't seem that smart to me. He got a machine rolling and it won't stop. Other sites are better and show more pictures. I like the clothes, not his lame opinion or commentary. Plus his page loads slow as shit and the scripting always errors out on non Mac PC's. It will never appear that he is anything more than a fat guy jealous of others but tryign to make it sound intelligent and witty. His voice is annoying and he is annoying. If you don't even have a partner, where is yoru credibility? Waste….
OMG hahah!! That was priceless!!!
CAN I KNOW WHAT U MEAN IN THE END ABOUT GOD ? UR SUCH AN ASS WHOLE!!
BTW I REALLY HOPE UR DIED.
At first I thought it was a remake of the Britney taken to the hospital scandal. This needs a Part II and what you would do as a God in an absolut world
thats morbid and fucked up perez!!
i love you and your website…but thats sick
I want the last 3 minutes 13 seconds of my life back. Sorry Perez, love ya, but that's right there with Vanessa Hudgen's Sears ad. Maybe Zacquisha can sit you down too.
Re: mike – Ok again my question stands…why even come to the website if you dislike it so much? Just curious
Re: ArmyG –
my answer stands there still too:
because I like to stand aside watching how some lemming is jumping from a cliff and other lemmings are following. You know, the miracle of no-brain-actions. Someone says something stupid and other (not so "famous") someones follow that.
And people who only can say that it´s a cause of being curious are just wrong.
I don´t want to do what Perez does and more important I don´t want to be him (hell, no!) so why curios?
I don´t want to be famous, more important: not want to be famous for digging other people´s dirt and whoring myself!
So now my questions:
Why curious?
Why not keep on looking at this page while some owner himself proves me that I am right?
Why not watching someone making a fool of herself?
Thank God I drink Grey Goose. Absolut…bad taste or taste bad…looks like both.
I know it's you, peepee, because of the glaring typo at the finish. It's spelled DOG, not God. Say hello to Castro's ghost.
A little morose don't you think?
You are too young to be thinking about and making mini movies about your adoring fans missing you once you leave this earthly plain.
You are influencing los chicos carajo!!
Re: mike – You must have misunderstood when I said "just curious". I was curious on why you still come to the website? Why come to watch some "whore themselves"? I mean if I don't like a website why would I even take mins out my day to go there, much less leave a comment. I mean this is just for entertain value. Just like you want to see someone "jump off a cliff" I like seeing him trash talk. It's funny! Why so serious? It's all entertainment!
Umm….perez…..that wasn't funny…
and like, ur ego is kinda getting outta control…..u need to keep grounded man.
Re: ArmyG –
I like this page, unfortunately for what it used to be. Just don´t like the way things got out of control for Madame, and even more for her ego.
And maybe I come here to entertain myself with reading stupid stuff from stupid people (except a few including you) who don´t think! And this, again, has nothing in common with this page. The most entertainment is NOT the gossip in here. And maybe I fight a hopeless war in hoping that Madame reads what the readers are commenting, and not only let get the "sexy, slim, nice…."-comments through. Someone should realize that something has changed in here…
Re: ArmyG –
I like this page, unfortunately for what it used to be. Just don´t like the way things got out of control for Madame, and even more for her ego.
And maybe I come here to entertain myself with reading stupid stuff from stupid people (except a few including you) who don´t think! And this, again, has nothing in common with this page. The most entertainment is NOT the gossip in here. And maybe I fight a hopeless war in hoping that Madame reads what the readers are commenting, and not only let get the "sexy, slim, nice…."-comments through. Someone should realize that something has changed in here…
Re: mike – I don't know how this website use to be. I just recently jumped on the bandwagon while deployed in Iraq. Honestly I love reading Madame trash talk. It was a good way to distance myself from what was going on. I mean I understand that some of the comments are out of hand, but that what makes me want to come back. Just to see what he is saying and how people are commenting on it..even if the comments have nothing to do with it
Re: ArmyG –
see that is what I mean…
people who defend Madame are speaking out before they start to think. And back to the topic - making fun out of people (whom I have to thank because without them this page would not exist) and their breakdowns isn´t right.
anyways, thank you for this nice chat and maybe we´ll meet again on other comments when I am close to explode….lol
ok im not actually sure is i get this, but i like the part where ur in heaven or whatever and shove the food in your mouth… lol.. i watched that part like 5 times cuz it was so funny!
the funniest thing is u look like britney……..hahahah
team perez
WTF… that is morbid… more so than when me and my family discuss what we get after my parents die…. wtf
Really Perez????
this is the stupidest thing perez has ever posted…a total waste of time.