Lindsay: Hands Off My MAN, Bitches!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Gay Gay Gay > Love Line > saMAN Ronson
Here we go again!
Is Lindsay Lohan finally ready to come out of the closet????
And if so, why isn't she dating a hot lesbian?
Turns out that Thursday night LezLo was at Shrine nightclub at MGM Foxwoods with constant smoker and "friend" saMAN Ronson.
Then, before the shiteous DJ was to begin spinning, Lindz took the mic.
A source told OK! magazine that, "When the lights came out, she announced Sam and said, 'And no she's not single!'"
Also, earlier that day the two were "holding hands, acting all lovey-dovey around the MGM Grand."
We kinda feel bad for Lindz.
She could do soooo much better!
Seriously.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 25, 2008 at 5:30 pm
This girl Samantha is cute.But did you ever thought that its not all about look…upgrade your brain perez.And she is so lovely,look some of her interview.She is like an angel
Ah, leave 'em be Perez. Maybe it's weird but they're nuts about each other.
at least she wears cool sneakers
They are both gross.
perez ur a jerk, how would like it if u started dating a guy and ppl started saying omg y is he with perez gross(cuz u know that will happen with any guy u date u fat ugly shit)
It's a fine line you're dancing on, PH … you need to stay a somewhat empathetic character for your readers to stay on your team. To insinuate that someone isn't worthy of a pretty girl because she isn't conventionally attractive is ugly & really stupid, as I'm sure you're aware. All these people telling you to take a look @ yourself are your 1st clue … it's not that you need to take a look @ yourself [because beauty is 100% subjective] … you need to take the high road & not point your finger & laugh @ the 'ugly girl.' Because then the only ugliness is your petty bullshit, & that kills the joke. You're a brilliant writer & satirist, & I love a lot of your work. i don't care about either of the aforementioned newly-lez, but there's a lot of beauty in the way they look @ each other.
MARIO:
SAMANTHA IS MORE OF A MAN THAN YOU'LL EVER BE.
YOU'RE A PANTYWAIST.
She's into Malakas, Dino!
YO PEREZ–why should you feel bad for lindsay lohan if she is in a happy/healthy relationship with someone she obviously cares about. dont take out your fake pity on her just because youre alone and unhappy !
just sayin……..
why post when #46 already said it all.
all i want is some of that coke their on. Lindsay can go ugly early all she wants. just hook me up with some of that smack. really. now.
Lindsay could do so much better…saMANtha is gross
I cannot stand to see that stupid hat one more time.
Haha why are you people defending Ronson? LOLOLOLOLOL
So lame, you guys. Who cares? Ronson is his archnemesis (lawsuit? remember?) so don't expect him to say the nicests things about her. Not that I'm saying it's right. To me, this is just another immature attacks of Perez. Like you're not used to it. Hah!
The reason Perez hates Sam is because SAM KEEPS TRYING TO SUE HIM. I think thats why he does so many stories on them, to piss them off
Why do you feel bad for her?
Samantha isn't repulsive and probably is nice to Lindsay. Besides she has opened her up to a new world of muff diving.
Re: Anony – exactly that. no hit movies, fucked up family, drug addicted, lets hide under the "hey I'm gay" umbrella. not buying this shit either. Even if she's fucking saMAN, she's also fucking REAL men without a doubt
Most of the pictures of samantha around the internet are really unattractive, but if you see her in person or on video she's actually quite sexy… i just saw this interview she did with MTV Canada and she was HOT. Very chill and not wrapped up in drama. Just what LezLo needs!
And why are you calling him Mario? It's like you have a special bond with him or something. LOL
Re: Jessi – yeah, she's happy cause people are talking about her dumb ass again, and they wont talk bad, cause it's not PC to bash gays, unless your Perez
Why is saMAN always wearing the same hat all the time?? Doesnt HE I mean `she' wear anything else???
hahahahahahahaha
shes probably bi
but sam ronson's frickin gross
STFU Perez. Back off, if she's happy, she's happy! This is the happiest and healthiest we've seen Lindsay in a long time. Jesus. Will people never let anyone be happy?
you're totally being an asshole. so what if ms ronson isnt playmate of the year? she seems to be keeping lindsay happy and out of trouble. jeez.
FUNKY! Both of them. But especially the Man- does she want to look this disgusting or is it an accident?
Excuse me, HOW could she do so much better? Before she was fugged up, doing drugs all of the time and acting like a complete jerk. She seems to finally have pulled her life together since she got involved with Samantha. Not my cuppa tea but it if it works for her, why knock it?
lilo's hoskankery just makes me sick, and saMAN, let's not even go there.
it's not like they'll last anyway, this time next year she'll probably be humping every guy in the club.
i'm over her.
Quit posting these eyesores I already told you SaMAN is not a man or woman she is ROGER the gay alien from American Dad. Who let it out of the attic!?
Fuck you, you fuckin asshat. You just don't like her because she sued you. Honestly, go fuck yourself.
Perez,
Of all people, I would think you would understand the sensitivity of sexual preference. Were you ever criticized as a child for yours?
Is that why you are so hateful to others exploring their own understanding of love/acceptance/preference? Who are we to judge?
Leave her alone. Who she loves is no one's business!
Samantha Ronson IS hott! You just don't understand, Perez. But she's pretty damn good looking to some of us girls!
…Perez…were those last 3 sentences a double edged compliment…
ok, perez, you're creeping me out. the daily zefron stinks of man boy love. alba is all about jealousy. and this constant superficial put downs of lindsey and samatha is just about self-hate. you know it hurt you deeply when everyone bagged on your looks. but you were on a high when you revealed your body on the 4th of july and got positive comments. the hypocrisy and lack of empathy is remarkable.
seems to me everyone is just trying to keep their names in the gossip venues including yourself. but no one is taking responsibility for the damaging messages they put out there. drugs, hate, jealousy,…are all bad, ALL bad, perez.
Again, people, if you're gay, you do not have to come out. It is your business who you are, what you do, and with whom you do it. You do not just have to come out, because Perez says it's the right thing to do. Don't feel pressured.
Are you people sure Lindsay is gay? A lot of gossip columnists are saying this is just a stunt between the two ladies to get publicity. Think about it, without this Lindsay is just a washed up druggie who is on the fast track to nowhere. The girl is reduced to doing episodic television and no insurance company will insure her for a major motion pic. I'm not buying this.
For all the juicy details on Lilo and Sam the Man log onto www.cox.net
as long as she happy that all that matters.
First off who cares if they're together if they make each other happy then let it be. They make a cute couple and they make each other happy. They both have had there ups and downs and now they have each other for support and that is great. so stop downing them they are no different then me and you just because they are famous you have to pick them apart. let them be they aren't hurting anyone so get out of there bussiness. Sam is HOTT in every way and Lindsay is Very Beautifu. Its not always what some one looks like or wears its who they are as a person.
I don't think she needs to "come out" she isn't denying that they're in a relationship and it's so obvious that she probably doesn't feel the need to publicly come out. I think it's great that she found someone she's happy with. Having shallow relationships based on who's hot doesn't get you anywhere. It just makes you hella bored or gets you hurt.
Sam hot? I think not! Ewwglee! Not to worry LezLo, don't want your saMan. Celebs who totally live their lives in the fast fast lane and think their s__t! smell like roses deserve to burn and crash like LezLo. But if ya'll have seen her mama - like they say the apple don't fall to far from the tree - Mama is a real winner! papa too! If I never see another pic of LezLo and saMan it will all b good!
Lindz does not need you to feel sorry Senior' War-ezzzz, she has a life and she's living it. Maybe you could learn from her. I hear that jelousy is the reason people fester, maybe you should seek solice in your pillow. After all your right hand is all you need right Perez? Are you experiencing carpet burns? Give back your set of steak knives you A-Hole! The gay community does not support your backside…that's all I'm sayin'…for now!
Lindsay's hand looks like a Barbie doll's. And if they are happy together, who cares what what they look like. I have dated many of rich men that weren't hot, but had fat pockets.
To the carpet munchers!! OLAY!!
You are such an asshole Perez, I would love for you to have an ugly adopted fag child. Hopefully they are able to teach you that appearances aren't everything ya dumb fuck.
LINDSAY DOES NOT HAVE TO COME OUT TO ANTONE THAT SHE DOES NOT WANT TO! SEE IS A ACTRESS AND VERY TALENTED! HER SEXUALITY IS NOT WHAT MAKES HER!!!
zomg take off the hat
seriously though lindsey alot better
SAMANTHA POWER! LOVE HER STYLE!!!
aids and herpes skanky broads
NO SHE COULDN'T!
Eh, you know…? I think Samantha's cute in her own way. I'm not saying the girl is drop-dead gorgeous (clearly), but I don't think she's ugly at all. She cute in that major Tomboy kinda way.
And I love LiLo.
damn lindsay looks pale
Maybe she likes her girls to look like boys. The whole androgonous (sp6?) thing is hot.
Who cares about what Samantha looks like?!
How could Lezlo possibly do better? She's had more dick stuck between her meat-flaps at her tender age, than most women twice her age. And now she's decided she's going to dive for muffins till she think's everyone has forgotten about what a slutty little whore she's been. She also looks haggard and old for her age and always looks like she needs a good scrubbing with a wire brush and a gallon of Lysol. How could she possibly do better than SaMANtha Ronson? I'd say it's a match made in tuna salad heaven.
looks are not everything Perez…. maybe that is why you are single, your standards are too high. Samantha is obviously keeping her happy and that should be all that matters.
reply to EWWW
LOL - tell it like it is already!!!
let me tell you something, Lohan no matter who you are, Shes hot what i can't figure out is, what the hell is lindsay doing with that ugly ass D.J. she was just in Boston doing a club and the poor girl is so ugly… She looks like Kermit The Frog, It just blows my mind that a girl that ugly is getting so much attention from everyone including me, I've even fallen into this hole.
Re: Lucy – I agree pretty much with everything she said.
They are happy, so good for them. Why should anybody care whether or not they come out? It's their business. Meanwhile, they are having a blast fucking with the paps and gossip sites. Kudos!
Spot on Cindy.Your thoughts are correct.
Its not up to anyone else who Lindsay chooses.Her life her choice
linsey is HOT well she used to be but she is still smoking….and she can find a HOTTER girl. I think that its her first GF so she picked a bad one. She will get a hotter one eventually. and they will be a really hot couple! Lezlo is the SHIT!
Hey Perez….I am sure by your comments, you have never been IN LOVE. I am not the most attractive person in the world, however, my partner of 8 years….HOT
total white trash skanks.
looks like they are anorexic buddies. ”like, omg, my ankles looks sooo fat in these ankle biters”
how skinny does she look! she has been looking a little anorexic again
There's that fucking hat AGAIN,
Dex Bax
The World According to Otis
Gee, I suppose if I wanted to be with a woman, I'd want her to LOOK like a woman, damn, that thing looks like an ugly 12 year old boy.
Why don't u just leave them alone. they are in love. and Sam is not ugly at all. she comes from a very rich established family, and has made a career for herself without mooching off lindsay. That is something that is really nice when ur rich and famous and u have to question everyones motive for wanting to date u.
i bet lindsay will come out of the closet when her next movie is released… for the publicity.. also i predict a sex tape to follow
who the fuck are you to say she can do better, you fat tub of lard? You're nothing but an obese oompa loompa loser. Perez, you are one disgusting glob of crisco.
samantha is a butch and lindsay is a femme. as a joto, perez, you should know better than blatant gender-lesbi-phobic comments. don't tell me that what you know about lesbian culture and identity comes from such a narrow and pedestrian source like "the L word." do your research, as us lesbians who are femme and desire to be with butch women find their coupling a reflection of our own queer desires and lives.
I'm sick when I think about you being the gay man that you are talking about your intollerance to Lindsay's choice of partner or lifestyle. It's rather odd, perhaps she hasnt spoke bad about you in public because she thought, you… of all people would understand. I guess she mis-judged you Perez. Disappointment stands out for me being the gay (lesbian) person that I am writing this comment. I think you make us "ALL" look bad. You owe the gay community a big apology. You really should be ashamed.
Says who? If she's into Ronson, more power to her. Who the fuck are you or anyone else to define who is right for someone else. Go worship the skinny bitches and hollow twinks that are on the runways if yoiu want but I want normal looking healthy men in my bed. If LiLo wants Sam Ronson then good for her. Do it, enjoy it and fuck Perez Hilton and his ilk
I think it's ridiculous that you're so judgmental of this. For one thing, it's almost as if you object to her sexuality, which is shocking treatment from someone in such (appropriate) support of gay rights. Perhaps she sees and feels something beyond Samantha's appearance, which, by the way, is not all that bad. Just because she's not 'feminine' doesn't mean she's totally unattractive. Fuck's sake.
Why the hell do people need to "come out" Perez?
Can't she just be herself, and be together with her girlfriend without making some huge official statement that she is now officially a lesbian forever and always and will never think about a man again?
Just because someone is attracted to the same sex, it doesn't mean they have to be a flaming fag, like you Perez. Kind of like how people can enjoy eating pizza and not devote their whole identity to the fact that they love pizza, and hate all other foods.
Oh Geez, is she STILL not done playing at being a lesbian? couldn't she play with someone a little fun and hot at least, like Michelle Rodriguez or something? They're so BORING together! Let's die our hair like the ladies at the Pensacola Big Bingo night, smoke and be anorexic. SOOOO tedious.
ewwwww lindsay theirs better girls out there well hotter ones any ways
keep up the good work perez
Aww, LiLo found someone how will accept her, that's so cute, come on Perez, you know that is cute (._.')
she`s comin out finally!!!
but she could do it soo much better!
im happy 4 her anyways…
well done sam…
Perez… use your push to get Samantha to do a celebrity makeover. I bet she is gorgeous if someone gave her some confidence and made her up to be glamourous. Take away the lame hats, 85 pairs of high tops, work her makeup and wardrobe and she just might come out hotter than Lezlo. Ya know you wanna see that transformation. She's no worse than Eva Longoria with no makeup… and look how Eva transforms. We gotta see it happen!
She's become an anorexic, toneless, muscle-less bobblehead again. Much more and she could incur heart muscle damage. Are they using, or what? Where has all their flesh gone??? She looks quite ill, and so does her friend.
She could do better could she? what, with the likes of you fatass mario? you are such a judgmental prick. get a fucking life you fat ugly fag.
she looks good now! and i think sam is cool even tho i love you perez
I'm really getting concerned with how looks are THE most important thing these days. If you're not a supermodel, its like you don't deserve to live or something. Sure, Lindsay could score some amazing eye-candy to wander around town with, but would the eye-candy truly love or care about Lindsay? Chances are…NOT. Samantha seems like a good person and Lindsay looks the best she has in long long time. This relationship is working, and behold, it doesn't matter what they look like.
I say we support the girl. Please, she has taste and so does saMAN Ronson, for girls. This is what they like. Its got to be good for both of them to keep doing it. So let the girls have fun.
Well.. technically it's YOUR opinion that Sam isn't attractive.. not everyone looks for the same attributes in a mate.
I think they're sweet together.
Good for them!
How can you do better than happy, though? Happy is happy. A hotter girlfriend doesn't guarantee more smiles.
Perez, you should be happy about her option. Maybe it can give you faith to get a handsome guy that is not interested in your fame or that have to be paid after the sex.
You're fat and disgusting. Pray to Xenu for a handsome guy without interests.
Re: teaga – Loser.
I find it disappointing that you don't take this opportunity to create good press for GLBT issues because of your apparent dislike for Samantha Ronson. For someone who claims to care about gay people, you are awfully hateful.
Re: xlaur – Loser!!!!
at least lindsey picked a thin girlfreind good for her now she needs to lose the weight and get to samanthas size!
Fettez, pay that guy again and be happy two days more. Please. And, please, don't shit in his cock.
samantha's body is nice anyways
To perez
So wat if sam isnt the hottest chik shes not with a loozer, sam actually has a job and is not a bad influence on lindsay, most people would have already talked to the mags and tv shows and sam didnt, so i think Lindsay did pretty good picking a significant other.
thats why u dont have bf perez….cuz ur a big fat ass bitch….samantha look more HANDSOME than you!
I honestly don't see why everyone is making such a big deal out of the whole Lindsey/Samantha thing. If she's found love, then good for her. Who cares if it's a woman she found love with?? Perez, I'm disappointed in you for bashing their relationship. We live in times where love is a rare commodity. Don't knock a good thing. I'm sure people would say the same thing about you (ex: WTF is he doing with Perez??) if you were in a relationship and constantly in the public eye.
People, Fettez has to pay to have some good sex. I'm a friend of a escort that said to me he fucked Fettez. The problem is that Fettez use to shit on the cocks… Well, that's what he said.
What a shame. Buy an anal douch.
hahaha. i think it's hilarious how on pretty much every post of these two before this one, every single person was bashing them (samantha the most) and now one person says something like "perez, don't judge asshole sam could be a really great person blah blah blah", now everyone read that and was like "hey….yeah DaTz TrUe!!!!!111".
now everyone is on thier side. hmmm…..it's amazing how quickly people can change thier minds..
theyre cute. and if thats what keeps lindsay out of trouble and happy, then america should support her.
and for some reason i wouldnt really be as interested if sam was a supermodel. and because shes not Megan Fox looking, it makes me believe they truly are in love- for a beauty more than just skin deep.
I agree with Jes. I say just leave them alone and let them be happy. I don't understand why you are so on about Sam's looks. She could turn out to be a great person, her looks have nothing to do with it. As long as they are happy and in love, that is all that matters. =)
Wish them the best
How about Michelle Rodriguez teaching Lohan the meaning of the words "strap on" when used in conjunction with each other.