Lindsay: Hands Off My MAN, Bitches!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Gay Gay Gay > Love Line > saMAN Ronson
Here we go again!
Is Lindsay Lohan finally ready to come out of the closet????
And if so, why isn't she dating a hot lesbian?
Turns out that Thursday night LezLo was at Shrine nightclub at MGM Foxwoods with constant smoker and "friend" saMAN Ronson.
Then, before the shiteous DJ was to begin spinning, Lindz took the mic.
A source told OK! magazine that, "When the lights came out, she announced Sam and said, 'And no she's not single!'"
Also, earlier that day the two were "holding hands, acting all lovey-dovey around the MGM Grand."
We kinda feel bad for Lindz.
She could do soooo much better!
Seriously.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 25, 2008 at 5:30 pm
why hasn't anyone noticed OR mentioned how THIN these two are? What are they living on?
She dated a bunch of douchebags before she met Sam. And she seems happy now and healthier too, so why don't you get off her skirt?
What the hell gives YOU, Perez Hiton, the right to give advice on who people shoud date??? For jeebus' sake, leave them alone. They are a cute couple and clearly happy with each other (for right now anyway). Give them a break. At least she's (lindsey) isn't foaming at the mouth over little straight girls like you do over the Jonus Bors. You're just gross. she has a life. let her live it with whomever makes her happy.
Re: Alex – ROFLMAO "All the guys you've dated"??? Sistah, Please!!! Perez is a virgin!!! Nobody wants that??? That's why he hates ib everyone and creams at young boys like Zac Effron and the Jonus Bros…he doens't have anyone to love but Teddy.
She needs a tan… i mean come on she can afford a spray on every once in awhile
i think samantha ronson is totally cute, and has great style, so i don't get why you're always saying she could do so much better! they look cute together!!
Your fat! How can you talk shit when you look like shit! Kill yourself, you look like a cross between Austin Powers and a hippo…..your a mess.
Lindsay hasn't come out of the closet! That's a DUDE she's dating, just look at the picture!
Marina
i think they make a cute couple, stop being so bitter, it's very unbecoming
Re: matth – hahahahaha. funniest comment i've read all day.
I'm all for it. TEAM MAN!!!
"Could do soo much better" ??? Who the fuck are YOU, Perez, to insinuate that love is just about the package? You of all people, who deal with your weight (catch ya on the way back up, babe) and just your general unattractiveness and bitchy personality. I don't know or care if Lindsay is gay, bi or straight, but whatever Samantha means to her, it's their business. Not yours. Nor mine, either. Just sayin'.
Samantha isn't all dyke. We sucked face at Estate in Boston on Wednesday night.
As a hetero male, were I single I would totally hook up with SamRo. Put her in a dress and do her hair and she would be kinda pretty.
They need to SUCK !!
Samro is dirty looking, circles under her sulky eyes, icky bleached hair, smelling like a nicotine soaked rag, and has poor manners and a punk attitude. If woman think that is cool, then they probably are more of the same. She has found a host to leech off of, and Ll has ruined herself for any prospect of dating a classy man. That is the price of being a hoe. Now she has only lesbians left who accept her crap. What a sad porn queen to be. Have fun being shunned by respectable folks. You bit it, you bought it, girl.
I just don't believe anything Lilo says, she is a compulsive liar. This smacks of fake. This is to make us forget her past behaviour, the drugs, dui's etc. She will do anything to stay in the spotlight and save her career going further down the crapper. She would never date a hotter girl , that would take the attention away from her.
she can't do better than saMAN if she keeps wearing those leggings
Ugh. This tripe, again. Again?
Can you think of anything better? I find it ironic that, people Perez doesn't particularly care for, show up on here nearly as frequently, if not more, than people he adores. bleh.
Ok…I agree on the surface it doesn't make sense…but then Perez if some hot hollywood star that you have a major crush actually wanted to date, well on the surface it wouldn't make sense would it? The point is they seem to have a connection, good for them, Lindsay will come out when she is ready to…and whatever it is it seems to be working because Lindsay seems to be working. She's not in trouble, and she's on set right? On the other hand I like seeing this in the news, I'm a whore I know but I like following it, so maybe just change the tone, just a bit. She's PAArtying it seems and driving drunk and all of that so maybe for a change with all the hell we give people who are battling the DISEASE of addiction we could celebrate what seems positive. Just an idea.. it won't sell, so if that is the case then maybe just a couple of posts here and there talking about happy she looks, how healthy she seems to be, she's not Amy Winehouse that's for sure and that is great. It hasn't come easy for Lindsay, of that I certain. All the best.
Why doesn't Ronson have any boobs? Are we sure she's a girl? Who knows…
Just so you all know, Lindsay 100% DOES have a facebook account. It isn't under her real name though.
why is she always wearing that top??
in all the snaps!!
Seriously? Fuck you, Perez. How the hell do you know that Samantha isn't a good thing for Lindsay? Sounds like the ranting of a bitter old queen…. Why can't you be happy that a celebrity has the balls to be public about being gay instead of criticizing them?
the fat fuck again…since when do you have the right to judge whether a person looks good or not ? i mean look at yourself, you look like the fat bastard kid of the grinch, whom he's ashamed of. even samantha's left toe looks better than you, so shut the fuck up!!
HEY LINDSAY YOU DUMB DYKE…
NO ONE WANTS YOUR JUNKY LOOKING MORPHADYTE
STOP USING LESBIANS TO GET ATTENTION…YOUR CAREER IS A SMOKING RUIN….NO AMOUNT OF 'IS SHE GAY' PUBLICITY CAN CHANGE THAT FACT.
GO SMOKE A ROCK AND OBSESS OVER YOUR VANISHING CAREER.
AND THAT OTHER THING…YOU HAVE NO TALENT AND YOU PROBABLY SMELL LIKE A DEAD BEAVER AND EAT LIKE A FLEA. CROAK ALREADY
You're really a jealous asshole…not everybody has to pay for it…and you don't have to announce something to come out of the closet..she lives her relationship in public so what more can you demand
man, that's so low, its not all about looks, don't you get that
can't you just worship that lindsay's honestly in love woth a woman
you're always so "Pro-gay", but when a real celeb celebrates a gay relationship you show your real face, …or are you just envious that they found their luck?
disgusting
They're great together. You don't know up from down P.
I love this story, What A Skank! Keep it comin' Perez!
Samantha Ronson is hot !
So now after vilifying LiLo for months, you feel "sorry" for her. Come on Mario, where's the hate-filled vendetta for this couple? It's obvious that you just hate Samantha because she sued you for the lies you printed about her.
I think Samantha is hot!!!! They make a cute couple
seriously perez, fuck off. YOU of all people should know looks are not important.
Stop it Perez, you're starting to make me sick, lay off, let them be happy, cut the crap.
one must follow their heart, eh Mario?
in your world, beautiful people must be with beautiful people…but the heart knows who it loves…
using that analogy of like with like…looks like the only matches you'll be making any time soon will be behind the glass enclosures at the zoo! Monkey house, anyone? ooo ooo ooo, ah ah ah? Coming out of the closet is one thing…why equate it with the beauty of your partner? You are NOT about gay rights…you are about the superficial…you really are a prick, you know…
Lezlo+saMAN= ROTFLMAO!
ISH FISH!!
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SAman take the DAMN "Y" T-shirt off You skinny anorexic druggie queer!
Re: MUMMY – Touche!
I agree!!
There is NOTHING cute about either one of Them!
Just a druggie and Her dealer!
Re: zeke – Gross! you'd admit You kissed that thing???????????????????????????????????? ISH!
Re: Jink –
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like garbage…they make me sick 2 [[☼☼]] at..
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Re: zeke –
Yeah right, and I'm Santa Claus. Also, spreading lies like that isn't funny or amusing in any way. Check yourself.
Anyway, Perez your Samantha Ronson hatred is showing. She sued you, we get it, you don't like her.
maybe they just like to do drugs together
i dont understand why vh1 keeps showing old clips of linds acting out all the time, she's gotten so much better and still she's getting dissed. how rude.
anyways, sam makes her happy, let her be happy. let them both be happy.
She looks really happy and healthy. Just let her be happy. Since she has been with this girl she has not been seen drunk or high and maybe that was the reason for her doing the crazy things. I wish her and her friend the best. I'm glad to see her smiling and trying to be real.
does Ronson have an inhaler in her hand?just asking you know ,cig in mouth ,inhaler in hand ,real real ….cool. lol
maybe she actually loves her? just a thought.
Yes, intresting. Why do you hate Samantha Ronson so much?? You shouldnt discriminate towards lesbians. your hypocrisy is hurtful.
Somebody has some serious 'daddy' issues………
stop being such a bitch, perez. we dont choose who we fall in love with!
i actually think that "Sam the Man" is better than the orange greaseball that is lindsey…so i think that sam could do wayyy better …
There is nothing wrong with being gay, first of all. Perez knows this, obviously. Why hate on LiLo? She finally found some one who doesn't just like her because she's famous and gorgeous. I think she and Samantha are cute together. It is what it is. They likely won't get married or anything… I think that we all know, deep down, that Lindsay isn't "really" a lesbian. She's had a rough past two years and apparently Samantha offers some stability that she's never had before. Seriously, have you heard about Lindsay getting into trouble recently? NO. That's because she's had other things to preoccupy her time, and if that other thing happens to be Samantha, then GO FOR IT.
We love you, LiLo!!
Re: MINa – I agree with you MINa, why waste all that space with the "first" retards, this has lasted long enough, the game is over. Perez please do not post those idiots when they have nothing to contribute.
Does she have any other clothes?
you dont need to trash talk anybody on this site, perez. treat people with respect and dignity, no matter what. thats what responsibility is. i dont think you need to trash talk celebs in order to make your site a legendary one. celebs are people too, just like you, and i dont think you would want someone documenting you hourly, and on top of it, trashing you.
I disagree with the she is happy and in control crap….
in the past few months it looks like she is wasting away and is as boney as sam has always been, they almost look like twins now…. Lindsey looks like she has traded drinking for coke and I am not talking cola here…….
Of course she always seems happy she is flying……
THere is a visible big difference in her appearance just in a few short months….. from here she will really start showing negatively.
the big t-shirts are already coming out of the closet….. ala… mary-kate…. just look at her arms and the all telling hunching shoulders…. not the lindsey I use to admire…prior to her party stage…..
ok, you know what leave her alone what if someone said all this stuff about you I think this site sucks and mean to some celeberties, and I hope this site gets destroyed! IT SUCKS!
obviously shes just trying to have her own life and live it the way she wants.
give it a fuckingg rest,
also learn how to fucking spell you dumb bitch writers of this site.
Why, do you feel sorry for her? I think if sam helped her find peace then it doesn't really matter how she looks.Why are you even commenting on the looks off this girl when your hardly good looking yourself…Stop being hypocritical!
Re: KK – Rub Your eyes, You are dreaming. She does NOT look healthy or happy! High, drug, lite, wasted, anorexic…anything but healthy!
Re: Kayla – Good Bye!
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saMAN- funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is an Inhaler in that Dykes left hand.
Very STUPID while smoking!!
Same thing LEZHO does!!!
Drugs will make You not think straight!
get it not straight!
hahaha!!
Where are Their Families?
Help Them Someone! They look soooooooooooooooooooooooo sick!
Is it just me or are they starting to look like Amy and Blake?
Lindsay is not a lesbian, she's a normal hetero girl whose brain is a chaotic mess thanks to horrific parents. If Lindsay had had a normal upbringing, she would be married to a normal guy with a baby. Instead, because the wiring in her brain is all mixed up, she's convinced herself she's a lesbian and that it's normal to run around with a little rat, boy wannabe who also is the product of an unhappy childhood.
Re: cynne – So you should be ashamed to be gay? Yes you need to come out and stand up for who you are. How would you feel if you had to hide being straight? That's ridiculous and detrimental to someone's mental health. One out of every teenager commits suicide because they're gay and ashamed. Something that they that have no control over…YOU ARE BORN GAY. It's not a habit like biting your nails.
Personally I think those two are really cute together. It's just adorable when Lindsay grabs onto Sam's hand in public places…. as if she needs her for support. So what's wrong with that? Come on Perez, seriously don't be so harsh on them
Why does Perez hate women? Everything else aside, his MO is to bash females for their appearance, behavior, choice of partner, etc. I guess the tubby bastard likes living up to the stereotype that gay men fuck each other because they are repulsed by women. Who needs the religious right when Mario will do all of their bashing for them!
C U Next Tuesday
But isn't that always the way with dykes? One is always the man. Butch clothes, butch haircut, butch mannerisms. It like lesbians want a man with a cunt.
hey perez love you bro, well you are totally right about Lindsay could do so much better and that person is me!
I want to take a shit on that hat.
She'd probably still wear it.
Dex Bax
The World According to Otis
come on perez, they are the new degeneres and de rossi minus the funny.
Glad that that Roman slipper trend only caught on on your side of the water….it makes ur feet look like pot roasts…how anyone can wear them and think they look hot is beyond me
SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO, NO BODY REALLY CARES !
obviously shes not into lipstick lesbos, but seems you are PEREZ! Let Her BE! Shes happy and in love
OMG - love is love regardless of what "package" it comes in. If they are happy, leave them alone.
She can do better? Seems to me that all of you peen owners out there are JEALOUS of Sam having Linz. Speaking as a fem-lez, i prefer butch chicks. To each his (or her) own.
samantha and lindsay are hot.
If she is gonna go with her natural iridescent look she should dye her hair a bit darker, cause she looks like shit…. trashy shit
Gee, maybe she makes Lindsay happy. Typical gay man comment…all that matters is looks. I have been out for 30 years so I have seen it over and over again…shallow, shallow, shallow men.
i think its good that theyre together.
but i wish i knew they were there! i wouldve been there too!
I think Samantha Ronson is hot!
Thats all.
all this bitch is doing is holding her cigs and drugs for her
Re: Pwn3d –
HAHAHAHA MIRRORS ARE YOUR FRIEND PEREZ! perhaps you need to get your head checked… last I saw, you were a big-fat "bottom".
Personally, I think it's some sort of publicity stunt. Lohan's career is pretty much in the crapper. I think she might be using this woman (um, I use that term lightly). Besides, who cares if they're gay? So what. Stop paying attentioin to them and see how long they stay gay.
uhmm, isnt samantha the one whos actually a good influence to lindz besides the cigs? At least linds isnt in rehab.
they look like 2 zombie crackheads. Pale, skinny and unhealthy.
Lindsay looks happier and quietly since she´s with samantha.
If Lindsay is healthy and happy, that's the most important thing, good for her. I guess love really is blind though, Sam doesn't appeal to me at all. And she def looks more tweakish than some of the druggies I've worked with. It seems, though, if she was doing dope Linds would know, since they are up each others wazoos 24/7. And Linds seems clean. If she's not, we all will know sooner rather than later. Right now who really knows but them?
But when (not if) they split up, Linds can call me… I'd do her in a heartbeat. I don't mind being a rebound fling, I wouldn't spend her money (what's left of it) and at least I look purty in pictures, so I've been told.
P.S. Did anyone ever consider that Sam, while already a very busy DJ, may be getting gigs now because everyone knows Linds will be there too?
sam the man is gross.
lindsay could do 100xs better.
ugh
stupid lindsay.
At 21 she's had more cock than a $5.00 dock side whore. After having her daisy-chain with Paris, Britany and Nicole she is now addicted to twat but she's still needs something with a masculine look so when she gets fucked with a strap-on she can pretend it's a guy but knows it's a girl. She's has an addictive personality and is addicted to sex and i guess men are boring to her because they don't know how to please a woman the way another woman can. when is the video coming out????
From what I hear linsday is a lesbian. Which is kind of a shocker…maybe all the guys were aware of what a slut she was and since none wanted her she decided to play for the other team?
Perez, I was there at MGM Grand at the All White Party and actually ran into Lindsay in the ladies room. She was nice then to everyone but when with Sam, she didn't want any pictures taken and was flicking everyone off. And when Sam took a break, they went at it and made out. It was pretty funny. Lindsay didn't seem to happy the entire night.
what the hell??? this is a bit hypocritical don't you think…