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Filed under: MTV > Personally Perez > Teddy HiltonCheck out Perezzer's appearance on MTV's Cribs (above)!
Posted: July 28, 2008 at 10:14 am
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In Case You Missed It…Filed under: MTV > Personally Perez > Teddy HiltonCheck out Perezzer's appearance on MTV's Cribs (above)! Posted: July 28, 2008 at 10:14 am
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Why didn't you open the fridge Perez????? They ALWAYS open the fridge on Cribs! p.s. your bedspread is ugly! I thought a gay guy with money would have better taste!
Fuck the haters Perez… They are either jealous or homophobic.
I set the TIVO to make sure that I did not miss it. My 3 year old always watches you… he loved it too!
I said true Perez…. doing MTV cribs in his robe!
Keep up the good work!
Big Hugs!!!
That apartment is so cheap looking. My college apartment was almost exactly like that. Cheap carpet, cheap cabinets, formica counters, vertical blinds. I was shocked that you would advertise how ugly and cheap you apartment is. And that spiral staircase?! Omigod. That was the absolutely cheapest, 1970's era thing I've ever seen. You are such a loser Perez. And you looked so obese too.
Hey Perez!! I saw it and I loved it!! Your definitely an inspiration:) You and Teddy deserve an upgrade!! You need to ask for a raise or change your rates — the Queen needs a proper PALACE and as awesome as your pink room closet is, YOU DESERVE MORE!!! XOXOXO Thanks for being real
f*ck the hatas!
OH MY GAWD!!!! YOUR MOM IS SOOOO FREAKING CUTE!!!!!
Perez you are so stinkin' adorable! I just LOVE you! ::Teddy is too cute too!::
TRATAS COMO HGATA A TU MAMA, PEREZ.Q UE CULERO ERES.
ADEMAS, ESTA RE CULERO TU DEPARTAMENTO.
PENSE QUE SER LA REINA DEL MEDIO DEJABA MAS DINERO, PERO YA VEO QUE VIVES COMO UN HEDIONDO REFUGIADO CUBANO.
IT SUCKS TO BE YOU.
YOUR MAMACITA IS SO CUTE!! Where can I get that wallpaper??
UMMMM… you have an apartment… and it's barely furnished! and your pictures are all over the place… NEXT!
Dear Perez THANK YOU for not saying "this is where the magic happens" like all those other dumbfuckers on that show. Ok, now I know you aint getting any at the moment but you will. Just wanted to say thanks!
ho hum… you should have spiced things up by showing us the fridge, or your medicine cabinet, or your sex toys.
) the apt is clean… exept for the pink palace, and teddy, has a hotel room feel. You need more art on the walls.
You should be ashamed of yourself, making your poor mother clean your damn apt! You should be cleaning hers! You made it sound like she's your Cuban maid. I would spank the snot out of you!
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I love the wallpaper behind your bed!!!!!!!!!! Where did you find something like that ?!?!?
why are some of you so bitchy and mean!! perez is hot!! btw Perez is your real name Mario L jr.?? i have to say, i love perez more.
and i loved your crib! too bad i did not really see your bathroom… Too bad too bad. Holland loves you
Martijn
only americans can see this! can you load it to your player so us canadians can see it too?
wow i want to be just like you!! really, the way you treat/talk about your mom makes me want to vomit. "i pay her and give her health insurance." and do you really think that highly of yourself that you can't wear the same thing more than once? hahah
yeah, and my fiance and i are a month away from finishing college and our apartment is maybe 100 sq ft. small — i didnt see any great specs that yours had that mine lacked…
oh and you doing your blogging. don't make me laugh. them filming took like 2 hours, and then you had to get dressed and go to a party… and you say you blog for 19 hours.
OH AND YOU ARE NOT MARIAH CAREY PUT ON SOME FUCKING CLOTHES WHEN ON CRIBS
Re: BILLIELIPS IN THE JUNGLE! –
"i seen this yesterday…" really seen? you mean you SAW it yesterday???
wow
Re: BILLIELIPS IN THE JUNGLE! –
oh and it caught not cought
you hurt my head
Re: Gossipjunkie –
congratulating him on doing absolutely nothing seems…. stupid. no?
you congratulate college grads or/and other people that can do things for the good of humanity — not this pig.
omg your mom is the cutest little lady ever!
you look like Kate Gosselin from jon & kate +8 on TLC. The pink robe, the hair!! Please do a seperated at birth pic!! you gotta!
Re: sss –
no he tries to have the best. his bed. his closet… the loft. really? the painting from madonna? he just doesnt measure up to any other person on cribs. maybe because all he does is screw over people to the top. oh and he wants to be a man whore in 2009? okay, what story will he leak next about himself to "prove" that. remember even the lie detector told us he did it for publicity.
pathetic
I loved it. Made sure to watch it. People need to pay attention. You did show your kitchen and the bathroom sort of wasn't part of the pink palace? I loved loved loved the madonna portrait. Only you should of had it hanging not on the floor. But, it was different. I thought for you it would have been more "grand" I don't know you seep out "outlandish" but the place was sort of plain. But loved Teddy!
perez, sadly your about as self-promoting and your douche-iness is about that of p-daddy! i mean come on, from how you introduce yourself to all your pictures on the wall of yourself! lmao. i'm sorry sweetie, but theres NOThING "gansta" about you.
You are such a fat fucking loser. You are a big fucking media whore. You will never amount to anything but a low life blogger who draws bad pictures on photo's that you steal from other sources while you sit at a computer with cookie crumbs on your fat belly and ice cream dripping down your chin on to the keyboard give it up loser.
Mario, for someone who never wants to be seen in the same thing twice, you have been caught in that raggedy pink bathrobe on more than one occasion on video. Please, you have so many clothes in that closet, could you weave together a new robe?
Perez! You looked FAB! I loved your apartment, and Teddy is the sexiest dog on the planet!
I am a lowly teacher and my house is way bigger and better than yours. Maybe you should try to do something nice for theworld…karma can pay off.
SHOCKINGLY UGLY. What bad taste you have. I thought you must be making some coin off of this site but clearly not, all that cheap furniture, a sectional? - i think this has to be some kind of joke maybe for that Ashton Kutcher show. Who would live in a multi color apt with a sectional and a cheal leather loveseat, I dont believe it.
HAHAHA, you gotta be kidding me?? It's just a 2 bedroom apt. Common now, my place is better than that. Oh yeah, and you decor is aweful!!
ha ha ha your poor perez!! HAHAHA you don't have any money!!!! your place is gheto
what kind of mom do you have for her to say that she is PROUD of you! Does she know what you do? Maybe that's why you are the way you are because of the kind of person she is. Bad mom.
Hey I guess she's fair game since you put her out there, right?
I guess we know what famous hollywood blogger's make (not much I'm guessing). your place is a "dump", c'mon formica counter top's in the kitchen. Taaacky dive…can you say slums of Beverly Hills.
Bitch! I want your closet SO BAD!!!
PS- Why are you so sweet in person but so mean on your blog sometimes???
Re: Kaye – I guess I would be a hater, although I don't consider myself that. i consider Perez a hater. And I'm not the least bit jealous — when you people say that, I'm not sure what you think the "haters" are jealous of. It just doesn't make sense. I don't want to be him, I don't want to spread hate. I don't want to be "famous". I don't need him money — whatever he has. So what am I jealous of? And homophobic? I'm not sure how you make that association. I'm not the least bit homophobic.
I guess I would just hope that people who obviously have influence over others — like perez has over those who completely support and defend him, and must be of somewhat low intelligence to be such followers — would choose to do something positive and be a positive role model and help society rather than promoting such negativity. Is that so much to ask for??? I guess so…….
I liked your place P-Nasty! I think its shows your still just like us, and we need you like that!
do you realize that you are a joke to those who really matter?
Amazing how you went from STAR magazine intern to back stabbing media ho just like the stars your blog about. Can not believe being catty as much as you. Buys you a Condo in LA and you PAY your mom to clean it? Crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!! You do act like a celeb.
Black Kettle!!!
LOVE the wallpaper behind your bed. its hot. one question though why are your walls so empty? you have a couple interesting paintings but thats it?
Thanks for posting!! You deserve all of your many blessings! Keep doing what you do. You're great! Besos.
Mario and I used to snort speed in that bedroom, oh good times.
Blogginf for that many hours is sad and no kind of life to live, you might lose your mind sooner or later. I bet Madonna regrets sending you that painting now that you posted those awful pics of her
Perezito, you need to upgrade my dear, you don't have much room.
your mom is adorable.
OHMYGOSH! HOW TOTALLY FAB! WE HAVE THE SAME HELLO KITTY GUITAR, PEREZ! I can't play it either! It's just that it's so uber fabulously pink and Hello Kitty.
Thanks for opening the door of your flat!!!
And is good that you are saving the money for the future, is you are happy in your place that´s enough, donĂŸt have to prove anything to anybody, please people, material stuff is beauty but not important in life, it doesn´t give by it selfs happinness!!!!
Perez you have a nice enough apartment but why the heck is it not decorated!! please lose the hideous random wall colors and please, put some stuff on the walls. hire a decorator!!
Love your crib. A highlight is def. your closet - to die for. Almost your entire apartment really shows your unique & fun style - it shows a bit of you. I think that is what makes it special. If there is one thing I would change, it would be your kitchen. I think it's a bit too traditional and needs to be spiced up a bit - Perez style
The bedroom wallpaper you picked is perfect and spices up the whole room. I love the wall colors you chose for the living room. Thank you for the insight
PAGING NATE BERKUS! Damn, Perez for someone who rips on everyone else you need your ass kicked for agreeing to show that zero style apt to the world. It looks like you just moved in yesterday and picked up a couch at Levitz going out of business sale. And the only thing you really did was put up that hideous wallpaper in your bedroom. There's a reason you NEVER see it anywhere else, Perez. The only good things were your dog and your mom. Sad, very sad. It sucks to be a homo that didn't get the decorating gene. But you should have kept it to yourself. And you have the nerve to rip on Zoe the stylist.
OMG! I love your closet! LOVE YOUR MASTER BEDROOM!! So cute!
Loved your segment, Perez. Your mom's so cute & so is Teddy!
you make your mom clean your apartment!?!? LOSER.
teddy is the REAL star:)
btw I love yer closet!
I saw it for the first few minutes. You couldn't even bother to put some clothes on? What a sloth. Your digs are very unimpressive and it was actually kind of sad. And how shitty were you to your mom. This is my mom the maid (real nice). All the nice things she said about you were obviously scripted. Now we seen how you live. When you talk shit about people all we have to do is picture you in that sad little apartment and that bath robe and just laugh and laugh.
I think it's sad that you have your mom clean your house and that you have to announce it to the world. Do you think that is something to be proud of??
I saw you on MTV. I love you PEREZ! You are SO funny. But what but the frig? you should post a pic of it. BTW: You were so funny with your Hello Kitty guitar
Hi…I want your dog…lol.
So cute!!
WOW. Having a a super popular website only gets you an apartment at Park La Brea?
I'm gonna stick to my REAL job…..
You are the ugliest fucker I have ever seen
Your bare apartment was as empty as your SOUL and your closet obviously reveals what you deem important in life. No wonder your bed is empty. You're a shell of a human being and only that ugly dog will ever keep you company.
Loved your place. Couple of things that were missing, were your kick ass pink bathroom, would love to have seen your products, and I was still wondering what was in the fridge after the episode was over!
But overall kickass, loved it, especially the divalicious closet!!!!
No offense but I don't understand why you were on there. Your place was nothing special, just like any other apartment around.
I'm thinking you got on because you do TRL for them?
BORING……the coolest thing in your apartment is the painting given to you by Madonna. I mean you don;t even have a C.D. rack? You just stack them all and have to fight to get the one on the bottom when you want to hear it? LAME! And where was the shot of the inside of your fridge? Looks more like you stay in a hotel to me.
cant you afford a macbook pro? your a blogger for gods sake!!
Video doesn't work. Can you post new links?
Jesus Perez!!!!!! You need to hide yourself, that is the shittest cribs episode ever. Stick to blogging, you have no talent. I expected a lot better crib than a dull, hideous, tiny closet you call and apartment. And your MOM!!!, is that really your mom or your dad, I could not tell if that was a man or woman. You got the poor dude cleaning your apartment you pig. Being on crib was a big mistake. Now everyone knows how shitty your life is and why you are so mean to other people. No wonder you turned out gay, you think your DAD is your mom!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha
wat a looser why would u treat ur mom like that.
nice house but i didnt see ur cars or anything
wow such a small appartment guess having a celebrity blog doesnt get u a house in la huh??
VERTICAL BLINDS! How 80s of you.
i loved how they showed where you live!! i always wondering being that we could always see a little bit in your videos. ps i thought you had a mac? was that lap top a mac? HAHHAHA your goal is hilarious too. you conquered your 4th of july goal this year…..
can someone ttell me where i can get that wallpaper from his bedroom PLEASE!!
You have an awesome crib! You have great taste!
It's funny to me that all these people would come to your site and take the time to comment (and read other comments) if they hate you so much…. interesting.
Perez, just wanted to say that I know what your ad rates are because my husband's company looked into buying ads on your blog…… and for someone who makes what you make, it tells me how smart you are that you are relatively conservative with your money. This might not last forever, but since not being an overspending mega-flashy moron, you might have some left if it ever ends.
People who comment that they expected more have a deluded concept of how people with money should live. No wonder we have so many people losing everything because they overextended themselves. I'm married to an entrepreneur, and we have had many financial ups and downs…. but because we live like "normal" people, we barely notice during the downs. We just take really nice vacations during the ups.
And to those who are appalled that his mom is his "cleaning lady"…..
Um, she probably has one of the easiest jobs there is, cleaning up after a single man in an average size apartment. I'm going to guess that she does NOT work even close to 40 hours a week, and he probably pays her pretty well. She's already got "one-up" on millions of Americans who don't have health insurance, too! Not to mention she gets to spend lots of time with her son!!!
My husband employs his own mother in our business, too. She wanted something to do. It makes her happy to help him with his business in the ways she knows how….. but I suppose those same people will think we are awful, too.
Perez, I can't see the video, probably because I'm from Brazil..Will you please, please, please put it on youtube!! I'd really appreciate it!
Thanks already!
Kisses
=1
I'm a 32 year old stay at home mom in Florida. Not Perez. Sorry.
i dont understand why so many people come on here to hate on you perez! if you guys dont like him then dont read his blog at all! i loved your closet perez and teddy is so damn cute!
oh Perez that was the best cribs bit I've seen in ages! I wanna see MORE of your closet though, I'm drooling here! you're making a girl jealous haha
Re: Truth – I'm a 32 year old stay at home mom in Florida. Not Perez. Sorry.
Just wanted to make sure you saw it.
I'm loving your crib, Perez!
I couldn't wait to see you on cribs because I SOOOOO LOVE U. But I must admit I was a bit embarassed for you. I mean your living room totally bare with the exception oF 3 pictures.. Nothing about your home excited me except Teddy and your huge closet. Hello Madonna gift picture on the FLOOR??? Are you kidding me with that SHIZZLE?? Sorry Perez but they put you between some major players which made your crib look waa waa waa
love it
BITCH AINT RICH
How do is put this delicately - there is a reason MTV makes you go in the closet to film your spot. Perez, after you rent an apt and move in it is customary to decorate it. Your crib looks worse than a room at motel 6. Damn. But you could whore yourself out and get more media attention by having someone with a little taste decorate for you and show that on MTV.
You sold your soul for THAT?!!?
You honestly have pictures of yourself on your walls??? That's just plain creepy.
OMG I love ur bedspread!!
TEDDY LOOKED ADORABLE!!!
NICE CRIB!!! CAN I BE YOUR OTHER ROOMIE?
couldnt see it
… not viewable in canada.
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YES THAT ROBE MAKES YOU LOOK FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm pretty sure you can afford a house now…in the Hollywood Hills. What gives with the apartment? And why the lamps from Target?
Teddy is really cute but hold on… do you really pay your mom to clean your house???? Gosh that sucks so bad!!! She is an older woman, you are making some money with this site I guess you can afford a maid or you can stand up of that couch and do some work around after all it's your place right?
Perez!! We can't watch the video in Canada!
p.s. the Pemberton Music Festival was awesome, Jay-z, N.E.R.D., Coldplay, and Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers were AMAZING!!!
Perez, I freakin LOVE your closet. I am jealous! And smart, by the way, to live in a condo. Makes me think you're smarter with your money than other celebs out there…
Please don't listen to all these negative comments…your place is adorable, your pup is adorable, your mom is adorable, YOU are adorable!! Much love!
You - whatevs! Teddy on the other hand - I! WANT! THAT! DOG!!! He is SO cute! Oh! cutie pie Teddy boo, lil curly butt snookums cutie boo! Makes me wanna kick my cats to the curb!
You famous SLUT!!! All your dreams are coming true!!
Your mom looks really nice and your place looks way better since she got there!! GRACIAS A DIOS porque ese apartamento daba pena!! Nice trying to hide your tears, tu mami casi te hace llorar on MTV CRIBS!
FELICITACIONES
You have a dump of a house for all the money I would assume you make. Also - you mom is butcher than you and looks kinda dykey.
i was tryin to send a message but it wont let me but you should do a review on mileys album
hahaha. of course madonna sent you that painting. she's trying to suck up to you, obv. She's like the jonas brothers sucking up so you don't say shit about them. it's not like these celebs actually like you. what's to like? nothing.
your dog is cute though. but other than that, your house is boring with like 2 decorations.
oh and WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOW US WHAT'S IN YOUR FRIDGE??? huh? people on cribs usually do that. But not you because you didn't want everyone making fun of all the ho-ho's and twinkies and other fatty foods for your fat ass!!!