Brooke Hogan To The Media: "Suck It!"
Filed under: Brooke Hogan > When Celebrities Blog
The tranny likes it in the back!
Brooke Hogan is upset that people don't think she went to visit her brother in jail this past weekend to celebrate his 18th birthday.
So, she's taking to her blog to set the record straight!
Says the failed singer:
"Stupid people of the press
Heres how stupid and inaccurate the media can be…
According to the press I didn't show up to my brothers 18th birthday at the jail.
Lets see…
*hes in jail
*Its an important birthday…the big 18!!!
*I'm only a 4 hour drive to Tampa
*He's the most important thing in my life.
They must have thought I didn't show cause they didn't SEE me.
uhh…there's such thing as a back door you jerks.
In conclusion…That goes to show you that you can't believe anything you watch on TV or read in magazines. Cause people will make up BS without even knowing the facts. Hey Media! Why don't you gather facts, check them, and then give the public the truth? That might work. Oh no…I forgot. You make too much money telling LIES.
Needless to say, I WAS there for my brother on his birthday because he is my best friend and NOTHING comes before family."
Aren't you glad that's all cleared up now????
Note to Brooke, it's spelled STOOPID!
[Image via WENN.]
Re: bumsc – Oh belive me, punctuation is the least of my worries when the inner wanker comes crawling to the surface asking for attention.
Fortunately,this attention is directed to people around me thus humanizing my "wankerness"(let us not deal with this word because it's beyond anything debatable). The Internet always helps me keeping my inner wanker entertained as it is an infinite provider of poncey cunts who are constantly ready for a "fight" providing a good laugh in the end.
Unfortunately, this is not the case.
i jusy cant forget what she said abuot women in politics. im from argentina and even i think she is an idiot. Women working for years to get a space into this mensworld and this asshole…
She can't wait for Nick to get out so they can have sex again. Her dad's cock will have to do for now
I loved her last show when the kite border came back and kissed her. How cute. What on earth did she ever see in that jackass Stack$? Brooke, I wish you happiness.
Eh…Perez is that another attack on Brooke using your shit sense of humour saying she spelt stupid wrong..and also ITS 'SPELT' NOT 'SPELLED'
Much as I don't give as shit about the hogan's I have to agree with her. Perez you are as stupid as FOX News. Because there maybe a 'source' or 'no evidence' therefore they are guilty, then you must report it as 'news'. So in summary you are just as trashy as the rest of them, and before long your personal trash will become 'news' with someone else.
So wait. Don't believe anything on TV. Like her new reality show? Damn I thought that was real!
i acutally think brooke hoqan does have
a reason for disz./
her brother is in jail and u can kinda tell they
are best friendsz … so like i dont blame her for
sayin that.
but like she cant say that tha maqazines are lien
cause some of tha fackts and she jus cant face them lol.
but perez i spell "stupid" like u too =] :STOOPID"
IN YOUR CASE, PIGEZ….IT IS SPELLED D-U-M-B-D-I-C-K
you cant believe everything you see on tv…isnt SHE on tv?
i love you perez..a lot…but its spelled stupid
Perez your such a fucking idiot, its spelled STUPID, she was right you dumb ass
Who's the STUPID one now perez?
She should thank God that there are still some stupid journalists behind her and her retard family… she wanted to be famous that's why her dad got that contract in VH1 and that's why she had her 15 minutes of fame on tv and media… now she is playin like she is too important or too big to be in the daily media?? Journalists are really dumb, they should stop posting on her and her circus freak family i bet then she will be desperate to give interviews or create scandals…
Note to Perez, it's spelled STUPID
Wow you really are a fat, useless, piece of shit
Please go work off your ass, clear up your acne, and then MAYBE (though you'll still be one of the ugliest specimens i have ever encountered) you will have the right to judge other, more talented and legitimately good natured people. Peace out you fat lard CUNT.
FUNNY, I WORK AT THE JAIL AND YOU WERE NOT THERE. LIAR IS WHAT YOU ARE. LOOKS LIKE THE PRESS GOT YOU. LAME BRAIN. FUNNY HOW YOU THINK US JAILERS WOULD THINK YOU ARE A BIG STAR AND OPEN THE NON EXSISTANT BACK DOOR. GET A CLUE YOU WANNA BE STAR.
Re: williexwhip –
I would say that people have the right to judge her when she says stupid shit about how a female president would make horrible decisions because she would just be pms-ing and menopausal. People like stupid brooke hogan set the feminist movement back.
Seriously, who's gonna be gossiping about whether or not Brooke visited her brother. I heard NOTHING of it. She's making it bigger than it is.
ITS S-T-U-P-I-D…. dumbasses! I'm with Brooke.. the media is BS.. If it bleeds it leads..
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Nothing is more important than family - hers whored themselves out for a lame reality show, her mother is fucking a boy her age, her father is fucking her friend, her brother is in jail and she's a loser.
That whole "Oh, I forgot - you make too much money telling lies" is aimed straight at Mommy and Daddy more than anything - he's an actor portraying a wrestler, and her mom is now dating a 19-year-old!
Leave her alone, she is a nice kid and has never done anything wrong. I think her reality show is fun and my friends and I love it. She has so many family problems going on she does not need to be made fun of. Leave her alone Perez and pick on someone your own size!!!
LOL back doors to a JAIL? oh come on!! and 18 is really not a big bday… gotta love her brilliance on saying that you can't believe "anything" on tv, but give me a break, most of the time it's true! it's the true self shown.
If she hates the media so much, why does she turn to them every other day for attention? And if family comes first why is she going to the media 99.9% of the time to bad mouth her fucked up family? Go away, go away now!
This makes me like her.
Re: auds – and why wouldn't there be a back door to the jail you dumb slut? Like there aren't back doors everywhere else and every exit has to be in the front lol@urdumbass.
Doesn't she realize each time she blogs the truth this is exactly what they want? They will make up the moist outrageous thing to call you out to tell the truth. But they don't care about truth.
She said…'He is the most important THING in my life'!!!!! wooow! don't worry baby everyone know your brother is a THING!!!
she got the record straight…
she loves her brother so may b she's right..
she just loves her brother..tht's all
Man, she is so not dumb.
Uh…The "Stoopid" comment was obviously a joke. Duh.
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It's funny because her family pretended to be a happy family with morals on tv… you can't really believe anything you see on tv now can ya? Get drunk and drive home ya slag.
huum no perez youre the ST2PiD RYT NOW
CAUSE iTS SPELLED
STUPiD BROOKE WAS RiGHT !
WOUAW U SUCKED THiS BAD AT SKOOL !?
AHAH NOW I KNO WHY YOU HAV A SiTE
LOOOL ! LUCKY U ARE iT WORKS wohoo !
She's nothing but a slut piece of shit who cares
Okay, it is just me, or did everyone crack up at the quote from her blog "That goes to show you that you can't believe anything you watch on TV"? Yeah, that includes her super fake "reality" show. Brooke is so trailer trash that she makes Jessica Simpson look like Jackie O.
Actually Perez…she spelled STUPID right……STUPID!
Perezzers —
Come on, now. Give Brooke a friggin' break, please.
So, she's not the most well educated person in the world … Big deal.
Are you? Is anyone who comments to your Blog?
Let's not make fun of her, please.
I am her friend on MySpace. I feel deeply for this young woman.
Aren't we all trying to find our way in this world?
What a fucked up family. Who gives a shit about this piece of crap's bday? What about that poor guy he almost killed and is now a vegetable?
Or perhaps he really did mean "STOOPID"–as in she'd STOOP to the level of pathetic blog posts just to ensure that her fan base doesn't believe the word of the oh-so-important paparazzi. Chill people.
SHE IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. YOU MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY TELLING LIES.
:(-
AND, YOU ARE SO LAME, THE BEST RESPONSE YOU COULD COME UP WITH TO DEFEND HER ACCUSATION IS……[Note to Brooke, it's spelled STOOPID!].
(Well, if you can't dazzle them with brilliance……then baffle them with bullshit. It's the American way!!)
:(-
YOU PUT BUSH IN CHARGE OF YOUR MONEY AND YOUR SAFETY. HOW "STOOPID" DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO DO THAT? HAHA IDIOTS!!
damn a lot of people that come to this site are so fucking retarded!!! the stoopid comment was a joke people! oh, and im so fucking tired of people coming to this site and insulting perez. IF YOU DONT LIKE PEREZ OR HIS SITE, THEN DONT BOTHER COMING HERE!! dont you know that the more people that comes to his site, the more money he gets. its not rocket science.
learn english, you fucking imigrant!
oh no….mini-linda needs to calm down she is flippin out …no one really care about ur bro anyways its kinda done with
Love you but get your spelling right. Brooke did spell the word stupid correctly so check your spelling hun before you correct someone!!!
STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID PEREZ… YOU GIVING SPELLING ADVICE IS LIKE HAVING POOP WIPE UP TOILET PAPER… IT DOESN'T WORK AND SHIT GETS ALL OVER THE PLACE
who cares
This girl is ugly.
uh no
it actually is STUPID
she spelled it correctly
How ironic that she now says to not believe everything you see on tv or read, considering she's on reality shows.
Perez….dear Perez….I hate to tell you but it is spelled STUPID!
Your website is full of typos and misspelled words Perez. Lots of them. Check it.
all you people referencing the "stoopid" comment by perez…if you guys seriously cannot recognize the sarcasm he was going for with that comment, you truly are morons. He knows how to spell stupid. He was trying to make a (unfunny) joke.
Stop commenting about the "stoopid" comment. He knew what he was doing, you all are just too slow to realize what he was going for (again, it was unfunny, but still recognize sarcasm)…
BROOKE … even if you didn't show up for your retarded brother's birthday, WHO THE FCUK CARES? You're a media whore and pathetic!
she really is stupid.
anyone hear her
rant about
how she won't vote because she " doesnt think a woman should run the country what with menopause and pms and all that "
1) there is no woman in the running that i know of
2) was she being racist and deleting obama as a suitable candiddate ?
brokke is a total idiot moron talentless media trailer trash bitch. and i can't be bothered to spell her name correctly
3) please boycott any of their shows .
thank you .
hogan family took birthday moron a cake
he couldnt eat
and a skateboard he cant use. ahahhaa
nice ………
really thoughtful.
idiots.
the hogans are just the lowest form of life .
keep the son in prison , he deserves to stay a long time.lock up the rest of them too . hogan is in lust with his own daughter ……….
Perhaps if twentysomethings (I myself am 23) spent as much time reading the newspaper as they did this blog, people like Brooke Hogan would understand the difference between traditional, mainstream media and the tabloid writers who perpetuate lies.
Hey Brooke- pick up a newspaper. No lies there, and you might learn that Hillary Clinton isn't in the running for president anymore.
God you guys are idiots! Perez obviously knows how to spell "stupid", he's spelled it before correctly. He's being silly and probably having a go at all of the idiots that have commented before when he did that to be silly. All of you who couldn't see that are really STOOPID!
I hate this family!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was in the Navy, my brother was a Marine, I lost one boyfriend (Marine) in Iraq during the Gulf War, and my current boyfriend was a Marine. I want to see Nick hurt bad, in jail or out, doesn't matter. I'm sure he'll have plenty of bodyguards, dammit.
Semper Fi, John! Your military brothers and sisters love you.
Brooke is a stupid whore who just needs to be eaten by a crocodile. Her fucking comment about not voting because a woman was running. What she probably wanted to say is that she's not voting because not only can she not believe a woman is voting but that a Black man was her rival for the same position! Hey Brooke, if you read this, why don't you all do us a favor and switch places with Graziano. Hell, why doesn't your whole loser family!
who gives a shit about this broad??!!
its spelled stupid….. i like brooke she cud be way more fucked up with all the shit dats gone on in her life…
Good for her….bustin' some balls and being honest. Yes, thank you Perez, all cleared up, but don't hate just b/c she included you (gossip slut) in her statement.
Um Perez that was a horrible apology for lying on this page about her. You really need to learn to do that. People will start taking what you say more seriously.
No one believes anything on this page anymore because of it.
Re: wayko Nothing is more important than family - hers whored themselves out for a lame reality show, her mother is fucking a boy her age, her father is fucking her friend, her brother is in jail and she's a loser –
So tell us about your screwed up family.
Perez, looks like most people are with brook on this one. Will you listen to the people or keep up the filth?
I LOVE BROOKE SHE IS SO SWEET AND PEREZ IS JEALOUS OF HER CUZ OF COURSE SHE IS FAMOUS FOR HAVING A TALENT
TUT TUT TUT
Perez…its stupid, not stoopid….I love reading your columns, but I often find misspelled words…..it happens to all of us…eventhough in her case, she was right….
Good for her…..those dirrty paps and media need to be set straight. Hmmmm maybe I will see Brooke next time she comes into Tampa?!?! I'll be looking for you B.
all together now p-rez……… S-T-U-P-I-D
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Re: CCQ – True, but in that context it doesn't make sense so therefore "Spelt" was the appropriate and correct word.
Re: bumsc – I am in Britain, in England to be precise, and I speak - wait for it - English! Which is why I do use 'spelt' rather than 'spelled'
PEREZ,
IT'S SPELLED STUPID, YOU IDIOT !!
umm no, it's spelled stupid, maybe you should check yourself before you look like an ass
Brooke. Why don't you come visit me Brooke? I'll be in this bed the rest of my life. Brooke?
How did that cd of yours work out?
What a waist of plastic.
she has a valid point, media makes up crap and they are a bunch of slime balls. They are almost as bad as lawyers sucking the life out of people.
who cares what this butt ugly extra large tranny thinks. I could not give two shits if she was there or not. On that note; i hope little murderer Nicky got a nice BIG "birthday present" up his ass from one or more of his cell mates.
Re: John – omg, too funny, well really not,, its tragic actually for the JG family. Hogans dont seem to care @ all. but that big ugly tranny douche linebacker wilderbeast probably would not get the point you were trying to make anyways. hey brooke, how the "singing" "career" going. Ya, thats what i thought.
I saw her show for the very first time the other night, she is so dumb. OMFG and annoying.
Maybe you're "STOOPID" Perez H. I totally believe that she WAS at her brothers party in jail.
Anyone that can't tell Perez was being sarcastic is "stupid".
Brooke was there. She brought him a skateboard so that he could practice his ollys in his cell.
uh no
it actually is STUPID
she spelled it correctly—————====================
My god Halli, you are FUCKIN' "STOOPID." No make that STOOOOOOOOPID!!!!! It is called SARCASM you stupid, (There is that better?), little bitch whore.
And I bet the man face thick tree trunks for legs Brooke Hogan is "stoopid," however, I bet she catches the sarcasm atleast when she reads it. Because you KNOW she will read anything press wise, legitimate or not, about her fat ugly narcissistic self.
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Re: Matt –
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dO YOU HONESTLY THINK BY HAVING PEOPLE "SIGN" A PETITION THAT THEY WILL STOP WRITING ABOUT THEM…….
GET REAL
damn. you guys are harsh. I really don't see the problem with her. she seems nice enough. and it's not her fault that her parents are goig through hard times. who are you to judge anyways? I'm sure if some of your fucked up families had camera's following them all day and had the press talking about their every move, you guys wouldn't be so well off either.
Re: layli –
I'm with you….I
Linda kept the family together and now she is tearing it apart, good job ya fat assed, fake baked, fried headed dog!!!!!!!!!!!
Note to illiterate: "Stupid" was spelled correctly!!!!
brooke hogan is a moron and an embarrassment to our country
Who Has a TV SHow?
What's with all the Haters?
Yead STOOPIDass its STUPID not STOOPID you idiot.
So, according to her logic, we shouldn't believe anything anyone sees on her reality show, or anything positive she says about her family………way to show your brains, you dumb skank.
Really does anybody give a shit what this silly bitch does?
Why can't these ignorant, hillbilly morons just go away already?
BROOKE HOGAN RECENTLY HAD A NOSE JOB AND THEY FLATTENNED HER NOSTRILS TOO MUCH. SHE LOOKS LIKE A DUCK! SHE NOW HAS A DUCK BEAK!! QUACK-QUACK!!! THIS IS NO JOKE!
STUPID PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brooke is right, it is spelled "stupid" NOT "stoopid" Goes to show how stupid YOU are Perez.
BTW - Good for Brooke…. you spread lies about her not being there and she goes in the back door and makes you eat crow!! And of course once again you can't admit you are wrong!!!
Re: bumsc – you are not even z-list, your wack ass missed the list entirely