Dita, Fit For A King
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Poor Prince Charles. The aging royal iss a bit out of touch with what's going on around him.
During a recent event at the Cartier International Polo Tournament at the Guards Club in Windsor, London, Prince Charles met the gorgeous and talented Miz Dita Von Teese.
And when he asked what she did for a living, Dita responded with "I'm a dancer."
So what's a horny Prince to do?
He hired the "dancer" for his son's 24th birthday.
We're sure Prince Harry would loved it!
An insider says, “Poor Charles was so embarrassed when he realised what he’d done. He genuinely had no idea about her raunchy stage act. She was stunned when he suggested the idea, explaining that his son loved a good dance. But he gnawed his fist to within an inch of its knuckle when his aides explained what sort of dancing she did for a living.”
Dita is amazing!
They should be so lucky as to have her perform!
[Image via WENN.]
This is a great story!
A little bit of art would never hurt the Royals, after all the Divine Miz Teese is the noblesse of the strip… Through centuries Kings have been entertained by dancers of all kind. So why not now… Yes they should be grateful for having her…
This tea bag is gross looking. She looks like a bag of flour. Ugh…get a tan pasty!
Re: Peach – She is the nicest celebrity I have ever met. She keeps good company. I talked to her at a Siouxsee show in Hollywood. Gave me her full attention. Let her perform for the royals it is in very good taste. Perhaps she could modify a few parts to make the show a little less risque.
I Love Dita, she is a living doll! haters
Dita Von Sleaze is about as gorgeous as Perez is skinny…
Dita is so booooring…..
Re: are y – and I bet YOU are a real treat yourself…troll.
I think she's beautiful. The way she dresses and how she looks reminds me of a beautiful porcelain doll. That's funny though how Prince Charles didn't know what she did. Perhaps he should get out more!! LOL!! It would've been great too to see the expression on Prince Harry's face when she "danced"!! It must've been priceless!! LOL!
PULEEZ, talented? She's a glorified stripper, seriously!!!!!!
Most of the World doesn't know who this broad is either…….why would the Royal Family know…she's nothing.
Re: k – Vampires are sexy! just cause you preppy bitches are scared of Horror movies and what not doesn't mean you need to talk shit about her. She's very pretty with flawless skin.
this girl is nasty & has no 'real' talent - again…y do u always kiss her ass?? chuck's son is better off w/out this STD walking around his fiesta.
Re: marie – well said!! and people calling THIS 'art'?? come on, she takes her shit off and dances around - how original!
yeah right - what a load of shit…I don't believe this story - not one fucking word
SHE IS SO UGLY.I BET Prince Charles WOULD LOVE TO SEE HER GET FUCKED WITH A HIGH HEEL LIKE THE ONE IN REDTUBE VIDEO.
WHO IN THE EFF IS THIS PERSON?!?!?! I am so sick of hearing about her on this website! WHO THE FUCK IS SHE?!?! Please explain!
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DITA IS MUCH MORE THAN A DANCER!!! SHE IS A ICON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL that's hilarious
that is the funniest thing i've ever read! upperclass twit of the millennium charles hiring dita for his already naughty harry! she's so pretty but what a gaff! hahaha!
anyone interested in seeing just what a piece of ass dita is should watch the clip of her on youtube with tag watch?v=xl3pQyzTy4E right now! get your rocks off!
windsor is not in london you idiots, London is the capital of england, windsor is in a seperate county altogether, it's like comparing LA with New York
Re: Reece –
Ahahahaha, so true.
I love Dita anyhoo.
she's so beautiful on that pic
Dita is SO pretty. It'sd great to not have to watch people who are orange and glossy from to much sun and instead lay your eyes on a classic, yet unconventional beauty.
Pale is in, burned to a crisp is out.
All hail Miss Dita von Teese! ^^
my fave celebrity! she's so gorgeous and glamorous!
Even though she isn't as beautiful as that 91 yr. old model awhile back, she is still so pretty & is working a form of glamour we should all go for. Who is that big lez on the right of this photo? Let's all start rocking it 50's style. The best part of this era is the cinched belt & flowing skirt. Let's bring it back, a la Grace Kelly!
Re: thatr – Go to any continent & the whiter your skin=the higher your class. India, Asia & Africa. Yeah, I don't get it either.
Mario
How surprising - a porn star embarrassed the Prince.
Why are you so obsessed with this cadaverous woman? Get some sunlight, Dita….
You all may think she's gorgeous, but pray you never get next to her on the roadway; she's an incredibly rude and dangerous driver, like road-rage psycho (and I come from 3 generations of professional drivers)….people like that are usually narcissistic; sound likely, anyone??? I believe she's a low-life stripper to the core that through some means occasionally manages to put on an improved veneer for the camera.
Come on now, as many resources as the royal family has NOBODY research to see what type of performer she was BEFORE they booked her for the party?
Dita is gorgeous! Seriously who gives a shit if she is pale? I'm pretty pale, is it such a bad thing? Some people are naturally like that! Her make up is always perfect and she always wears great outfits. Who cares if she is a dancer?
She looks like Demi Moore as a geisha girl
she looks like heaven
Why do people hate her so much? She's a burlesque dancer but a classy one,she isn't showing her crotch around to everyone and she's handling the Brian Warner(Marilyn Manson) split very well,she realized it was time to shine on her own.She looks like a smart woman and Brian Warner is a wise man even though people always think of him so wrongly just because they don't understand him.