Hey, Australia!!!!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Australiastic
Very exciting news, Perezcious!
The Queen of All Media is thrilled to announce that he has a brand new weekly column appearing in Australia's Famous magazine.
Appropriately named!
Our weekly column begins with this week's issue, so run out and get it today.
xoxo
Posted: July 29, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Re: elle – he really is handsome, isn't he?!
The Perez Song..
To the tune l'm Bad.
I'm Fat by Weird Al
You know Im fat
Im fat
Im fat
You know it
Who's fat????
No wonder girls spend so much money on make up !
WELL I WON'T BE LOOKING AT THAT MAG AND I'M SAYING ADIOS TO THIS SIGHT FOR GOOD. AFTER YOUR RUDE, LUDE, DISGUSTING COMMENTS AND ACTS TOWARD MILEY CYRUS — I'LL GET MY ENTERTAINMENT INFO FROM TMZ OR HOLLYWOOD.TV
So you're big down under, eh? Huh…just like Tara Reid!
congrats perez
Congrats Perez! It looks like you finally made it to the D-List to join up with your frenenemy Tara!
oh yea, that's something to be proud of pigface
Katie Holmes looks like a freaking boy in that picture.
thats funny how you tore tara reid a new one for participating in a reality show in australia.
and now you're doing a column there.
Perez………….tell Delta quit smoking! It will ruin her beautiful voice!!!
IN THIS PICTURE IT LOOKS LIKE CHRISTINA LOST TOO MUCH WEIGHT.SHE LOOKS ANOREXIC AND HER BOOBS NEARLY FLAT,FACE TOO SKINNY.
I remember growing up I wanted to be a celebrity. I wanted to entertain people. I went to California gave it a shot. Nothing happened, it sucked. Now I reflect back and I realize it was a blessing. Being a celebrity, entertainer, is a hard life and I would be to sensitive to all the horrible things celebrities have to endure. It's amazing the horrible shit actors have to go thru to do what they are passionate about specailly when they become sucsessful (can't even spell it!) The media are relentless. I guess I admire the fame whores that are doing it now. I stay safe in the midwest.
Why aren't you using the ROYAL "WE" in THAT column, lardass??? THere's more "I"s in the first 10 sentences than I've ever seen in any of your blog articles. But then again, you're all about the "I" and "ME" than anyone I've ever seen.
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EWWWW!!! I HOPE YOU SANITIZED AFTER BEING SO CLOSE TO CHRISTINA UGLYIRA, YOU MIGHT HAVE GOTEN CRABS OR AN STD, SHE IS NASTY ASS TRASH.
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omg!! you met christina aguilera!!..you need to dish all about meeting her? is she as amazing in person??
"run out and get it today" HAHAHAHAHA Appropriately named? hahahahaha oh my side hurts. Fat chance.
And that part about how you weren't too happy to see britney smoking in front of her kids. Thank god you're perfect…you know being obese, having no fashion sense, lack of self awareness, having a shitty apartment, and a mom that has to clean your toilet to make a living. Your life is shear pefection! Like the saying goes…clean up your own filthy backyard before you start talking about your neighbors.
Why does Christina Aguilera look GORGEOUS in that picture???
AND she had a baby!!??? So hot!
Well well…..an aussie magazine that shows horendous pics and captions of everyone that isnt as aussie. Miranda Kerr looks like shit without make up. She has greaseball skin and a double chin like an old lady. But of course they want to promote her as she is the only aussie on the cover! Hahaha Perez! Dont be such a kissass!
Oh shit, another magazine I will have too buy. Can you tell them Perez, to put their price down. Mags are getting too expensive. Maybe I'll just read your column in the Newsagent.
Perez, normally I love you, but here in Oz is all over papers how Delta's Mum accused you of lying re the smoking & how you admitted that you were wrong & only saw the cigarettes - which belonged to her make sup artist NOT Delta - and you didn't see her smoking….SO howcome you don't admit on the website you made an inaccurate assumption? Hmmmm……..I know Delta & she is a gorgeous person.
didnt delta have cancer? and she smokes whilst running cancer foundations? kind of hypercritical dont u think . . .
Seeing as though Delta Goodrem in is remission from cancer right now, I **HIGHLY** doubt that she would ever be smoking.
And I do believe Delta herself has already stated that the smokes pack you saw at her place belonged to her make-up artist, Dale. Please, do not spread malicious lies about this talented young woman. Simple and true: She would never smoke.
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I will pay a finders fee
Thanks
Perez, you are a hater. You of all people should know prejudice first hand being a gay man. Stop preaching hurtful and mean things. Grow up Perez. Also get your facts right before you blog, Delta does not smoke. Fucking Idiot. Queen of all Media? Queen of all Bullshit I say! Get a real fucking job Perez and stop bullying people, because that is all you are, A BIG BULLY. Thought only Z listers got jobs in Australia - Biggest Loser and Dumbest Hypocrite eva Perez.
But I didn't think I had to buy those trashy mags anymore because the info here is better and more reliable!
Damn looks like I'll be buying Famous now I'll have to see if it's the same as on here
PEREZ!!
Delta Goodrem does NOT SMOKE!
seriously why would she smoke after having cancer effecting her throat. Shes just got 5 years clear. its not in her nature,she doesnt even drink!
Brian smokes as does her stylist and hairdresser.. BUT NOT DELTA!
take it from Australians who know her better than u!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Told –
Shut the fuck up you ill-informed fuck. Get some research done before opening that shit of yours.