Much Too Much
Filed under: Jessica Simpson
She's taking this whole country thing a bit far, isn't she????
Jessica Simpson is on the cover of the all-important September issue of Elle magazine.
Dressed as a cowgirl!
The failed actress and singer opens up to the mag about her daddy, John Mayer, Asslee, Tony Romo and much too much.
Here's an exclusive excerpt from her interview!
On her life changing incident:
“I was singing ‘9 to 5’ and I choked and forgot the words in front of the president and in front of Dolly Parton, who’s like the president to me. And the last time I sang in front of the president , I had messed up the lyrics to ‘God Bless America’ so its kind of a thing I have with George W. Anyway, I broke down and said I’m sorry in front of the whole audience. My dad was there. I looked him in the face and said, ‘I will never sing again.’ “
On feeling like America’s most wanted:
“So many people want to bring me down, and I can’t wait to prove them wrong. If they believe what they read about me, they automatically persecute and torment me.”
On her father and manager, Joe Simpson, running his daughter’s love life and career:
“That’s Ludicrous. He just wants me to be happy. Our whole family gets beaten, but that just brings us closer. So people are really doing themselves a disservice.”
On her rocky love life:
“I was going through a lot of pain. I didn’t try anything to change my life other than dating different types of guys and conforming to their worlds. I thought I had to be artsier, more intellectual.”
On her relationship with John Mayer:
“John believed in the Jessica Simpson that’s within. He cherished our love. He helped make me t he woman I am today. John is going to be an amazing man for someone, but I know that I was supposed to be with someone else.”
On recording a song about abuse:
“I had to record that. There’s nothing on my album that you’re gonna hear that I don’t relate to or that I haven’t experienced. Because the only way I know how to sing is from life experience. I don’t want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in away that I would tell people to take their heart and run.”
On Tony Romo:
“Most of the guys I dated were captivated by my heart but they had different ways of trying to get to me. Tony understands me. He appreciates my talent. He’s the first person I’ve spiritually connected with. I’m a girl that loves to be in love. I love love!”
OH SWEET JESUS CAN THIS GIRL BE ANY MORE AIRBRUSHED, FAKE AND LAME. WHY CAN'T SHE AND HER WHOLE FAMILY JUST GO FAR AWAY!!!
SHE SUCKS!!
Jessica Simpson is irrelevant. Her 15 minutes of fame are up.
Funny, Jessica used her relationship w/ Nick to fuel her music career and now that she's trying to re-fuel it AGAIN, she's putting the focus on her relationship w/ Tony. Tony, who happens to be a Dallas Cowboy football player. Wouldn't you think the strategy in that would be to make her appeal to country music fans? Face it…she can't sing, can't act….BEST thing she does is appear on the cover of trashy tabloids.
Hey Jess,
Remember how you told your dad "I will never sing again…." how ’bout keeping that promise. ………..PLEASE!
ok,
1. she has never experienced physical abuse
2. shes a skank
3.NO ONE CARES
I think she's gorgeous, but these stars are so photoshoped they don't even look like themselves. Which is really a horrible message to send to young girls, no matter how naturally pretty you are, you have to be "made" better. Real Jessica is gorgeous enough.
Isn't it amazing that freaks like this can make millions $$$ in this country. IT ACTUALLY HURT TO READ THAT. It is funny that I feel so embarrassed for a rich celebrity. NO amount of money is worth being that much of a fool. And please, talk about photoshop, look at her hips!
You know…the girl certainly is trying! Wonder if the abuse comment is directed at her ex-hubby?
I dislike her so much. I don't like her as an artist or an entertainer, and those jeans looks freakishly tight.
Wow they really trimed up her sides in this picture! So sad! Everyone would be that beautiful with Air Brushing by their side LOL
Not to be mean, she IS beautiful … But seriously!
She's such a vapid twat. Oh, and nice photoshopping by the way.
i am the biggest country fan ever. when jessica simpson comes on the country radio station, i change the channel. just because she is from texas doesn't mean that she should sing country. the girl has no talent, only looks - and they will only get you so far. i will never, under any circumstances, accept her as a country artist. she has no right to bother country fans because she couldn't make it as a virginal pop star or a stupid reality show diva.
as for her romance with tony romo - football season is just around the corner and i bet little jessica gets shit canned just in time for kick off. remember the jessica jinx!?
ENOUGH OF JESSICA and the whole lame simpson camp. ENOUGH!!! it's tuna bitch!
perez she is from texas giver her a break.
thats so sad she was abused. i wonder by who….?????
Of course now she's been abused. Such a stereotypical topic for country songs. Thinly veiled, Joe, thinly veiled.
She is NOT that skinny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The ONLY person who would abuse her is her sick, creepy, father. I HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY doubt Nick would ever abuse her. What a LAME LAME LAME attempt to get people to feel sorry for you.
Jessica ONLY cares about money. She's not in country music for anything EXCEPT the money. Joe Simpson and Jessica Simpson a pathetic!
Jessica looks cute. But, sorry, this is ELLE's worst layout to date!
poor thing - she IS an idiot. Are her 15 minutes up yet? seriously tired of hearing about her and the goofy ass family.
I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS PAPA JOE THAT ABUSED HER AND STILL DOES. HE'S A FREAKIN FREAK!
I'm embarrassed or her. Ugh.
OMG - LOOK AT HER photoshoped LEGS!! lol
I just threw up a little in my mouth. Romo needs to run, she will ruin him and any other guy she's with. She's a black widow. And, could she be trying any harder on that cover? She can't hide from having no talent. Move on…
Her new country song is great… the only thing is she is just plain annoying thats why people don't like her…its becus she tries and gets attention and glory for doing nothing!She isn't THAT great!
nice air brushing on her! they took off like 15 lbs
I love Love country music and i was impressed with Jessica's single. I thinks she'll do well in country - it suits her.
I like the interview so far- she comes accross as sweet and genuine.
gag me.
Give her a break. She looks great and at least she's trying. She may not be the best singer/dancer/actress…but at least she has more to offer than Paris Hilton or some other Hollywood skank.
Jessica Simpson i so sweet, leave her be!
STOP ABUSING HER PAP JOE!! CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO HER!! GO FUCK YOUR WIFE, PEDOPHILE!!
She sounds like an uneducated, stupid bimbo. She talks way too much like Angie Ho-lie. We don't need to hear all the info about who she slept with. We all know she's a slut.She's a fat, trailer-trash she-man. Nothing pretty about her.
Oh BARF!! Translation for all her blah blah blah - Tony has a big one and knows how to use it.
GO AWAY, JESSICA. UGH!!!
I'd do her… ;-P
And again…
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you get the picture?
Well, sent it to me!
PETE WENTZ CONFIRMED JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO TO PEOPLE . COM THAT HE IS IN FACT A HOMOSEXUAL! HE ALSO CONFIRMED ASHLEE'S BABY IS NOT HIS!! IT'S HER FATHER'S!!! JESSICA IS GOING TO BE SOO JEALOUS!!
Woah, her legs look CrAZy! Retouchers really have no grasp on what a real woman looks like I guess.
WTF? Why do they think that making her hips the width of her head (even though it is quite large) looks normal? It makes her look weird(er).
If the bitch needs love, I've got a big load of love ready to squirt on them titties. Maybe on her face if she's really good. And only if she asks real nice.
she sounds genuinely sweet
Well, they photoshoped that all wrong. Her legs look funny and too small, it doesn't look like her body..but she does look cute.
Papa joe is probably walking around with the biggest hard-on in anticipation of sexually abusing the new addition to the family!!
Oh, I meant Pete Wentz.
This girl needs to learn when to keep her pie hole shut! Maybe then people will like her, she needs to go away. I cant wait for Tony to dump her stupid ass!!
ELLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF ITSELF!!!
who decided to put that out for a cover…ESPECIALLY A SEPTEMBER COVER!
what an awful cover! white trash does not belong on a fashion mag! who styled her!?
they should be fired…and she is not even relevant!
and you think vogue has problems…A DISGRACE TO FASHION!!!
Can you say Photoshop?? Her right leg looks deformed they made it look so thin and weird. Her shirt is completely crooked. What is wrong with leaving the photograph alone and showing the "real thing"…there is nothing wrong with her regular body!!
I have no idea why so many people hate Jessica. She seems like a nice girl who wears her heart on her sleeve. She just likes to share her feelings with people and does not hold back. There is nothing that this girl has done to be malicious or snobby. She has worked hard her whole life and does not deserve all these cruel comments from idiots, like ones who say that her father has done bad things to her. Shame on all of you, you are just jealous!
did you ever think she opened up her life because all the tabloids wete throwing bullshit her way and making up all sorts of stories she's all natural and so beautiful and all you haters get over it including you perez all the tabloids ever do is lie anyway so she has to set them straight for all the haters you go jess and be happy , you deserve it also she's not a carrie wannabe she was singing first if anything it's the other way around!
I personally don't like that she follows 10 paces behind her man like a geisha, or that she needs a man to feel complete. But her "I love to be in love" quote got to me. I've been married for eons and I'm still searching for love…so I'm happy for her!
Tony told her that 75% of the comments were favourable……LOL.Of course it would be when you ONLY check out her website,LOL.
Check out the rest TONY and you'll see what the world really thinks,OR is that the only site JOE will let you see?What afool;he is as stupid as he looks.
Daddy?
I think I may have made a boo boo
I may have accidently implied to Elle magazine that you have abused me
I just hope they know that you just sexually abused me, and that you would never hit me or anything.
I don't want them to think that you a bad guy or anything, daddy.
Please tell me I can still sit on your lap, and that you will still come and check on me in the middle of the night, daddy.
I promise you daddy, You are the only man I'll ever open my legs for again. Just please don't be mad at me.
XOXO Jessica
F*K this little TWAT. She is the girl who has sex, regrets it and so calls it date rape. Abused?!!? PULEASE. Just because you got dumped or people don't put you on the pedestal that your ex-husband did does NOT qualify as abuse. If he doesn't call back, and you like him, that doesn't make him an As*hole. This spoiled idiot thinks when things don't go her way, she's a victim of something awful. She takes no responsibility, no sense of self, no grip on reality. Send this LOSER imbicile to a women's shelter or a foster home for ONE day and then let her say straight face that she knows abuse. F*K her and her daddy's white horse she rides in on. I effing hate her. And, it is insulting that she comes out with this crap now in promotion of an album. If she had any decency or sincerity whatsoever, she would have used her purported experience in a positive way to help others -not just line her bank account yet again. She's not country - she's just a c*nt. How's this for a lyric: Lord let this fake-ass photoshopped b*tch fail at being fake yet again.
who the hell ever said she was raped no one ever said that you people are making up stories again and blaming it on her there is also mental abuse you idiots grow up you people just love to hate on her because she is so genuine!
Abuse… hmmmm, so she is saying , umm, implying NICK LACHEY ABUSED HER! Who else could it be? Nick, get your lawyers on hold and ready.
Can she promote herself without burning Nick.
Re: Dr. P – You're a fucking moron. She never said what type of abuse she experienced and you don't know her therefore you have no idea what has gone on in her life. Abuse comes in many forms…. some worse than others but they all have an effect on you. I'm guessing you've never experienced any or you wouldn't have made such a ridiculous comment… or maybe you have which makes it even worse. By the way, I'm definately not a fan, I can't stand her either but it's irritating when people run their mouths about something they have no idea about.
She seems to have mastered the art of portraying herself as a "victim". Perhaps that will help everyone better appreciate her many talents and achievements.
"Shame on all of you, you are just jealous!"
Sorry, smell, but I don't know anyone who's jealous of pure idiocy.
I think she's beautiful and sweet. Leave her alone, Perez! They sure did photoshop the hell out of that pic, though.
Pick up the September "ELLE" on newstands soon - it's the annual "White Trash Fashion Special!"
That is the worst photoshop job on her left leg (the right side) I have ever seen.
SHE LOOKS GOOD LEAVE HER ALONE
I think shes great. It doesn't matter what you say about her she just keeps going positive. I think thats why you hate her so much perez. Because you CANT bring her down!!
LOVE IT
This is the worst airbrushing I have ever seen. There's no way those are her thighs.
Why can't you people leave her alone? It's not like she is getting drunk, getting DUI's, getting arrested, doing drugs, like other celebs. So what if she is mentally challenged! We can't all be Albert Einsteins. I think her and Tony are cute together and I hope they stay together and prove her critics wrong. Leave the poor girl alone!! At least she is trying.
Tell me ELLE wasn't given a list of questions….What a joke.Out of the blue,HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ABUSED,such a common question.Why didn't they ask her if she slept with all the guys that she NOW says she dated{that before she denied,more lies}.Why didn't they ask if it's true that she's into anal?
ELLE ,you've become another tabloid;sales must be down
She was on the cover of Elle, back when she and Nick were either dating or just got married, and I swear the cover was almost the exact same shot. Must have been like 5 years ago. I think the shot was more zoomed in and her hair was shorter. It must have sold well, so they just said let's do it again.
SHE IS AN I-D-I-O-T!!!!
Her left thigh is so shaved off by the airbrusher she's got man thighs!
I love how her left leg is just magically cut off.
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And how her head (from chin to crown) is as tall as her hips as wide.
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She's a mutant!
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Or, just really fucking photoshopped.
SHE HAS A BUTTER FACE NOW WHAT HAPPEN TO HER??
Re: lr – miley can really sing? what the hell are you listening too all i hear is an annoying girl who should just disapper..and age doesnt really matter a whores a whore most girls now a days that are 12 are whores they know what they are doing so just because they are younger doesnt mean they should be respected its like oh lets let her be a sweet little angel who sleeps around and takes a picture in a soaking wet white t-shirt but as soon as shes 18 thats skanky!! it she knows better and britney isnt a skank she might be crazy but she definitely isnt a slut so stfu
and jessica sucks by the way
Man PIGrez, could you be any more of a nasty fat bitch? She could buy and sell your fat, nasty ass. Oh yeah, you hate her because she is an attractive, bond haired white girl. Stop being such a fat, nasty pig.
God , does she still actually believe she's good at anything ? She sucks big time , no matter what she does . And what the hell ? " John believed in the Jessica Simpson that's within ?? " The only thing you have within honey is NO brains !!! Gawd , get over yourself thinking you are actually worth something !!
I didn't think it possible for me to loathe this girl more but after reading this, I do. She wants us to believe that she "experienced abuse" at the hand of Nick Lachey and that is the most offensively self-serving lie she has ever uttered. Nick Lachey never EVER abused her. She just can't think of any other way to justify dumping him and treating him so poorly She knows that everyone hates her for the selfish way she handled her marriage and divorce to him so she's willing to do and say anything she has to in order to try and gain sympathy and support for herself. There is no low to which she and her dad will not reach to get what they want. I despise them SO much.
I hate how this bitch opens her mouth like she's swallowing a horse dick (or John Mayer's dick) and flails her arms about when she sings. She and her entire family are the most shallow and transparent of all Hollyweird families. They want attention and money and can see their fortunes slowly disappearing…one flop album after another.
I know she did not give a name but why do I feel she was implying that Nick Lachey abused her?
I'M FROM TEXAS AND AM EMBARRASSED THAT SHE'S FROM HERE….
the only reason she's trying with the country sound is because she sucks and this is the last resort. she should really try and stay OUT of the spot light. anytime i see or hear her i'll turn the channel.
That’s Ludicrous - I'll tell you what is ludicrous..that fact that some idiot spelt is with a capital L in a sentence.
THAT HAIR IS WIGGALICIOIOUS!!! EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! SO OBVIOUSE!!
does anyone else see how messed up it is that she is comparing herself to physically abused people to promote her stupid Album?
"He cherished our love." oh plz
“Most of the guys I dated were captivated by my heart"
she THINKS way to highly of her "LOVE"
Wow, look how nice and thin her hips are - awesome!! What a nice break from all these wide-hip, fat-ass bitches!!
She doesn't want pp to gossip about her, yet she opens up the door by saying she was abused and wont talk about it.
holy airbrush! She had all of her hips cropped off! Can only imagine what the pics inside look like
I don't believe for an instant that she was abused in the typical sense by Nick. She's so stupid and let fame her to her head. He was a good man and she let him go. Someone practical.
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST BITCH IN THE WORLD
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IGNORANT HILLBILLY, TOO STUPID TO BE EMBARRASSED BY HERSELF
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AND THE SADDEST PART, WHAT FEW BRAINCELLS SHE'S GOT ARE BEING FRIED BY THE CRACK PIPE.
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STUPID, IGNORANT CRACKHEAD HILLBILLY
Re: john –
Hey dipshit… you think everything for her has flopped? Although I am not a big fan of hers, all I can say is that she has a hell of a lot more dough than you have!! I am sure she has more money that she uses as spare change than you will ever see in your lifetime.
What a fucking bitch! She is soooooooooooo full of herself. I get sick of her bragging comments constantly. What is the "abusive" song they refer to? Is she insinuated Nick abused her? WTF? Because he tried to make her fucking grow up and tell her not to spend thousands upon thousands of dollars on crap. Or teach her how to pick up after herself? I wish he would sue her for defammation, I'm sure she is insinuating him. She is a more hateful bitch than I ever imagined. She aint that skinny either. OMG, the touch ups. I hope Tony cheats on her dumb ass and moves on. Carrie Underwood is soooo much better than her.
Can anyone tell me where to buy her shirt? Thanks!
Re: Aubre – Hey RETARD - hypocrit much?? You say I don't know JS or what her claimed "abuse" is, and that you hate people who run their mouths off who don't know things. Ummm, do you know me? How the hell do you know what or whom I know or not? I happen to work in the industry. I happen to know people involved. The Simpsons are truly REVILED in this town, particularly Joe - he will spin any lie, any false tale - anything to promote their family, including alluding to "abuse." It is gross. You are beyond moronic.
okay so I loathe Jessica Simpson with a passion!!
Forgetting the words to 9 to 5 - in front of Dolly Parton - OMG!! How stupid can you get?!!
and plus she keeps copying other country singers, what about the promo pic of her sitting outside in the brown leather chair - eh, hello - Reba did that years ago!!!
she can't sing, especially country songs - she should stick to the crappy pop songs where the music drowns out her voice!
I actually still can't believe she messed up 9 to 5 - I hope Dolly slapped her backstage! haha
♥ you Perez xx
Her left leg seems to have been oddly airbrushed. Is a little shape on a celebrity thigh really so horrible? I doubt that Jessica Simpson has ever been in need of airbrushing.
I LOVE Her!
She makes me want to puke! "I love love" Ugh - she needs to GO AWAY!!
ha! Next thing you know she will start her on burger joint!! Did I said that out loud?????? Well there you go Jess girl…""Why can you just accept the fact that you ARE DONE!!…Who gives a rat azzz about your country album or anything else you do…you are just a dumb aazz white trash blond "go back to your trailer trash" & Double WIDE" You put us Texans girls to SHAME.. & Oh yeah I agree they sure did a hell of a job at ELLE magazine nice "AIR BRUSH"
One las thing…
She works hard?? DOING WHOOOAAAAATTTTTT?
Getting her boobies bigger??? lol hahahahahaha
Why can you be real & natural like
CARRY UNDERWOOD… "You got her left overs"" Mr. Romo
Re: lr – I will tell you why people and Perez hate Miley and Jessica, because they are fake famewhores!! Jessica is trying to do anything to stay in the limelight and Miley is doing everyhing to get in it. Then they act innocent and claim to be virginal and Christian when their actions say otherwise!! In other words they are hypocritical bitches!!!!
she's a hasbeen
That is the most unclassy Elle cover I have ever seen. Nothing against Jessica Simpson — I think she is OK– but those jeans do not look good on her at all. The clothes look like they were bought at wal-mart. The weird belt, the weird necklaces. Looks awful.
wtf is wrong with her left leg?!?! its flat! wayy too much photoshop!
oh, shit! 600 + damn pages of cloothes!
you guys are so mean!!She just looks amazing!!And I believe she is indeed very talented and beautiful!!YOU ROCK JESS!!!I LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUUU
Re: Sabin – your 3 year old must be fat.
Let's see…she claims that she and Tony pray together before fornicating…she brags about this in a national paper without shame…her father is a preacher…someone needs to examine Joe Simpson's ordination credentials.