Quote Of The Day
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"I'm going to give you the scoop and I'm going to let people quote your interview. Celebrities read everything. They are their own biggest stalkers; they know every single gossip site, and every single post as it goes up. They act like they don't-but they all do. Celebrities, by that estimation . . . do terrible research because all they ever do is read that without anything else to give them perspective. They're such bad researchers and their science is such shit that they sit in front of a computer for one hour every morning and read one control group. If it were a scientific experiment, it would be the equivalent of only researching what this pill does to pregnant women. There are people walking around all day having only informed themselves by reading blogs that begin with, "Bitch probably." If you're reading a blog that says, "Bitch probably uses a rake as a comb," you're probably on that blog. There's so much other information out there to be had. Read some fan mail; read about the people who said they were sick for half of last year and your music got them through it. We are terrible at not reading all the data, so that's how I feel. If you're going to go on that stuff and read it, then you'd better understand that all you're doing is hanging out in one wing of the psych ward. You go, "People really are crazy?" No-visit a different floor. Go hang out in the waiting room for a minute and talk to some normal people. It's just as much my responsibility to keep my head out of that, but I read it and I accept it. I also know I can walk outside and somebody will say, "I love your record and you got me through some really tough times." I love meet and greets more than ever because that's the other side of the data."
- John Mayer, in a new interview, on his self-obsessed ways
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
I find it hard to believe that anybody would kiss you and like it. Now if you wrote on his picture, "I kissed Perez and threw up in my mouth"… well, I'd believe that.
FINALLY! someone with intelligence! Well said John Mayer!
I enjoy this "John Mayer" fellow! He's a silly goose!
I couldn't even make it 2 sentences in because it was so boring. Reading what celebs has to say usually is fairly dull.
i love john mayer! i guess i qualify as the other side of the data :]
He speaks the truth. You see Kim K. and Denise R. on their reality shows jumping on their computers to check stuff out on themselves all the time. I'm sure they all do it. Heck, they could be reading this! Hi bitches!
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I'd much rather C him
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with U perez ..then that
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uglyazz jenifermanizton….bitch
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If we had more intelligent entertainers like John, Hollywood wouldn't be in such a sad state. Keep up the good work John….I love you.
Mariah, if you are reading this, you suck!
Miley, if you are reading this, you suck!
Gwen,if you are reading this, you suck!
Kate (Hudson to be sure, zlist) if you are reading this, you suck!
Gwyneth, if you are reading this, you suck!
He's really saying:
My girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston, was surfing the web and saw on some website a claim that I had kissed a guy named Perez Hilton while Jessica Simpson was rubbing my crotch. She asked me if it was true and I said, "No, bitch!" Well, she didn't believe me. So, now I'm on probation or some lame shit like that. I told her she should believe me and not some gossip website. Every since I did anal on her she's been acting totally distant.
John mayer sucks ass!!!!Who listens to his bullshit anyway!!!!
This is why you have to LOVE John Mayer.
Maybe john mayer does and he also likes to hang aroung tmz's reporters all the time but I highly doubt alot of the celebs read tabloids or visit blogs like this one. They all seem to be a bit busier and have more of a life then John apparently does. Don't group all celebs into your way of life John. You do them a disservice.
ok, first of all I couldn't bring myself to read this whole thing. Am I the only one who thinks this guy is a self absorbed douchebag???
wow that was pretty fuckin good I never bought any of his cds. but now maybe I will
John, quit googling yourself, dump that man hag and pick up your guitar. While you're at it you can console all those cry babies who are bum you won't be doing meet and greets because some @ssholes decided to cheat on the m&g trivia.
PS. Your hair makes your head look massive.
BLAH BLAH FUCKIN BLAH….SINCE WE NOW KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS…SHUT THE FUCK UP….YOU TALK SO MUCH SHIT AND YOUR REALLY JUST A NOBODY DATING SOME OLD COUGER THAT CAN'T LET GO OF HER YOUTH…THATS RIGHT JENN…YOU FUCKED UP WHEN YOU WOULDN'T GIVE BRAD A BABY…YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SUCH HOT SHIT AND NOW LOOK AT YOU…YOUR WITH JOHN MAYER…Y-E-A-H!!!! THATS A STEP UP FROM BRAD…BY THE WAY JOHN….WE THINK YOU NEED A NEW NOSE.
JEALOUS PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John Mayer is intellectual and composed enough to convey his thoughts in paragraph form. A step up from white writing over peoples faces I'd say. In no way did that come off self obsessed-its all one-hundred percent true. Reading your shit sometimes is funny Perez, I'll admit, but you send out negativity like crazy, especially towards people who don't deserve it. It is what it is- you prove his point perfectly.
Re: Veron – UNTALENTED? Jesus I'd love to see what you could do on the guitar then. John Mayer is a brilliant musician and if you knew anything about playing guitar or writing songs you would know that. Idiot. And if John wants to write in his own damn blog about whatever he wants- he can, and you don't have to read it. A lot of people still do though because he's a pretty interesting guy and he obviously makes an impact either way. John Mayer never had "15 minutes" he's got a lifetime of music ahead of him. No one can ever take away that he can rip on the guitar and on top of that fucking sing and write his own stuff. So put that in your pipe and smoke itttt.
The more John rants, the less respect I have for him. I love his music a lot. I'm not interested in what John has to lecture or complain about. Furthermore, he's not telling anyone anything they don't already know. Get some elegance John and go off and be a professional musician, songs of love and life. This guy loves attention at any cost. I wouldn't want to be around him when the applause stops, that's for sure.
The thought of him fucking Jen aniston anally bores me. I bet he is the one that bleaches his asshole not her.
you would think this frickin jack ass would have more to do with his day than blog. is he not some sort of singer? has anyone ever noticed his hugh hairlip? he is truely one of those people who thinks hes sexy and is just total nasty. he looks like our janitor.
duhhh
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Hey man have a good time at your show tonite!
Out of all the celebrities, John Mayer is an amazing human being. He is the most down to earth person and seems to be humble about where he is. He doesn't take himself as serious as others…Not to mention his music is actually GREAT. He has talent and some brains….amazing
Re: l – Now I get why all of a sudden Aniston likes to give bikini bum shots - cuz Mayer's watching the internet and she's using the cameras to seduce him
JOH MAYER, STFU. WHERE DO YOU GET OFF TRYING TO STATE, AS FACT, WHAT IT IS THAT OTHER CELEBRITIES DO IN PRIVATE, ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU REFER TO "ALL" OF THEM.
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AMERICANS ARE SOFA KING ARROGANT AND SOFA KING FULL OF SHIT, THAT THE U.S.A. SOULD JUST BE CALLED "THE BIG TOILET."
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JENNIFER ANISTON MUST BE A REAL BOZO IN REAL LIFE TO BE HOT FOR THIS CHICO. EW, HE MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL.
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John Mayer is the most self-satisfied, insufferable celebrity around. He needs to get over himself.
Sounds to me like he thinks you and your gossip sisters are basically irrelevant.
No wonder you hate him.
Who is John Mayer? I mean, I know he goes out with Jennifer Aniston and that he's a musician of some sort, but I have no idea if I've heard his music or not! Who is this guy? What is this self important droll?
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JM uses way too many words to say he reads what people write about him.
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Hey, John Mayer, go read VBMVB (post 91).
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A beautiful and succinct piece. It says so much with so few letters.
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BTW, BP says you can keep his old hair cut, for JA of course.
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Re: uBUGr – Please, just eat a bullet already.
Oh John, I like your guitar music. Don't think I'm totally catty.
"i love meet and greets"
i met him in a starbucks in soho just a few days after seeing him at live earth and in no time he acted like the guy who is too above it all to give a girl the time of day…and this after he was checking me out! "i love meet and greets and being real despite my burden of celebrity"
ha!
please…
He's like 14, right? I mean, that would warrant his blog's posts that touch upon such deep and prolific thoughts. Dude. It is JUST a blog.
Re: Meow – so? just because he's rich doesn't mean he has to buy underwear that cost $400
i cant believe he wrote that on his blog. when i met john mayor in Canada last year he was completely rude and acted like he hated his fans for want to talk with him. He seemed like it was the biggest burden of his life to sign my ticket and wouldnt even smile or make eye contact when i started talking to him. what a hypocrite.
Ugh…that was painful to read…sum it up dude! What the fuck are you on about? He wants to sound like he's got something important to say but he doesn't.
that seemed reall genuine and hes right
i like john mayer because hes one of the few honest people in the media. i totally respect him. not to mention that hes my favorite singer, and hes not too hard on the eyes haha
Wow. I used to respect him as smart, but he's dumb as fuck.
What a douche.
I love you John Mayer. You're hot, smart, and funny. I just can't fathom why you would kiss that fat ass Perez Hilton. Icky-yucky-poo!
that quote could have ended in about 2 sentences other than him blabbing on for a whole paragraph.
Dear John,
Celebrities and the rest of us 'humans' are defined under the title of 'Person'. In being a person we are apt to practise similiar devices of communication. In this age of the information highway we retrieve much of our ideas from the vast array of subjects available to us via this computer. In turn, we are able to connect on a very personal yet private level. I can represent the dedicated fan, the woman who appreciates musics' extension to her soul which inspires true emotion. In being of average maybe above intelligence, I can be entertained by certain tales of fancy and not be swayed to become totally entranced without being aware of its lack of probability. In ending, Famous people are famous people, but still a person.
John Mayer only hangs out with people more dumb than him; that's why he thinks he smart and intellectual. He should take his own advice and hang out with other kinds of people, for example, with people who've graduatated college and are now at the top of his or her field. Hang out with a nurse, elementary school teacher, or parents that don't have nannies, then he'd realize none of the "real" people, the people who are not celebrities, give a shit about him or his "intellectual" ramblings.
does this bitch ever shutup?
I really don't understand what's wrong with this quote. If I were a celebrity I would google myself!
john mayer is AMAZING! he is beyond talent and has accomplished alot in his life all on his own. perez is just jealous that john mayer doesnt think he is cute.
i met john mayer when i was like 14, at a meet and greet after his concert and he was an ASSHOLE! i was celeb-stunned teen and told him i loved him and his album and all he said was "umm can we hurry up and get this picture?" and then didn't even pose for the picture. What a d-bag….
Perez-
You are a JOKE. "Like OMG!! John Mayer kissed me once on New Years Eve and I liked it so much that I went and told EVERYONE! Now I continue to whore it out just because it was the greatest experience I'll have ever!" You've got a pretty sad life, but whatever.
Dear John,
I used to think you were cool, but now you only remind me of my insecure colleagues who use jargon and (seemingly) scientific/clinical terms to convince others they are intelligent….but socially, they are ill.
As a scientist, I'd like to correct your jargon.
There is no "other side of the data"…
What you meant to say is that is 'the other side of the story, realized by reading more information.'
Why are you trying to sound so complicated?
SO TRUE! I could not agree with him more. and it is not only celebs that do this, but all of us too! we only focus on negatives and not all the millions of positives out in the world. you could have a thousand people tell you you are wonderful and the second one person says otherwise, that is what you believe. I love John Mayor, he is beyond correct!
perez you're a tranny with no life and a small weewee. if someone were to look for your balls, they would be looking for the rest of their life. here's a thought, grow some, become a man, and grow up. as for jm… he's a smooth talker with a lot of knowledge that some of us could most certainly benefit from listening to. shut your pie hole perez, you suck at everything.
I really respect John Mayer. He is intelligent, honest, and his words certainly ring true. I get depressed when I read this pathetic site thinking this is the way the world thinks. Perez his an immature person who takes pleasure in making fun of people. Thank you John - I am going to stop visiting Perez Hilton and look for the words of more positive and mature people. This obsession with the entertainment industry is getting out of hand and dangerous. If you notice, most celebrities are nice to Perez because they know that he will slam them with childish pictures and lies. How sad… maybe if the "movie stars" can stop worrying about the press, maybe they can concentrate on their work and start making movies that are worth the $ that we have to spend to see them. Bye Perez! I hope others follow me and stay away from this site.
Once again, we have John rambling about some idiotic nonsense. John, I know you're trying desperately to bring yourself peace by trying to make sense of an insane world but, in the process, you're making a big fool of yourself. The best way to go is to grow up and be more conservative.
Shame on you,Perez… I sense some "bitter grapes" on your part. Why don't you just get over it and move on.
Fair enough on your point John but i personally think your music sucks ass and is for the tone deaf vacuous bitches who use a rake for a comb. I would lump you in with the musical relevance of Jessica Simpson. ouch
HE HAS OBVIOUSLY HAD A ***NOSE JOB***RECENTLY AND HE LOOKS DIFFERENT AND LESS ATTRACTIVE.
I think John Mayer is the shit. He's smart, witty, and amazingly talented. Haters, say all you want…you suck anyways!
I really like that he admits to celebrity narcissism, but is also able to balance it out by realizing what's important in his art, which is touching others.
Bitch probably is smarter than the average celeb.
Re: Serio – wow, he took this advice very serious!
I agree with John Mayer, all you do is technically stalk these celebrities. Due to the fact you never became one. Your popular because your gay. That's all. You have no humor. You put down a lot of people. For what? It'd be great to have celebs come up with a site dissing you. And all the proclaim "STALKERS" of celebs. Then you talk crap about little children who have the success. For an example Miley Cyrus. She's 15, you cannot tell me all the little 15 year old, especially in this decade. Are not doing that same thing as her. Pictures or what not. Its called growing up and being a teenager. Your not great, funny, smart or creative.
he's just got some sand in his vagine because he is getting old people poon from Maniston right now.
Jennifer Aniston looks like a
horse.
He can do so much better…
like me
Perv-rez
:)
I have been looking for a
Perez costume. Does anyone
know where I can find a
a costume made of lard, shit,
bear hair, marshmellows, ass,
fat, weeds, Kate Perry, cunt,
pig, retard genes, more fat,
more shit, Solange Knowles,
funky ass, ear wax,
Jay Leno chin, roaches,
pee, horse, cum and socks??
John Mayer kissing Pervrez
= throw up.
John would choose death b4
kissing fugly ass pereZ
hahahahahahaha ¨I kissed perez and I liked it¨ hahaha perez you are soo funny haha
Hi John, if you happen to b reading this…I would drink your bathwater. Perez please keep bringing us John and listen don't hate congratulate!