How Do We Say This Delicately????
Filed under: John Mayer
Uhmmm…
This is a little bit gay.
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John Mayer performed shirtless for his entire concert in Dallas on Friday night.
It may be a wee bit queer, but it's kinda hot too!
P.S. Yes, you can see his pubes.
Posted: August 2, 2008 at 3:58 pm




I have been a John Mayer fan for many years and although his celebrity has recently taken front seat to his musical talent, a couple minutes spent listening to any of his songs is a welcome and immediate reminder of how gifted he is.
PEREZ!!! WHY ARE YOU RAGGING ON GAY PPL WHEN UR GAY??? DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.
BTW WHY WOULD HE BE GAY JUST BECAUSE HE IS WEARING NO SHIRT. WOW PEREZ- MAKE BETTER ARTICLES U FAG.
I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS!! COME BACK GIRL
what a douche
omg perez i love you and all for your sense of humor but lately you've been taking it a little too far dont ya think….how does a shirtless man considered gay. And why do you call all men gay when you are gay too. I love reading your site and all but this is just too much.
darnit. I didn't know he was in town :l
Big fan, John. Keep doing your thing. I'll see you live someday.
i'd do it to him
Kind've not "kinda"
hahaha john is a boss$, he can do whatever he wants!
The only concert of his within a 300 mile radius of me that I have to miss and then this happens! I swear…he will leave Hollywood one day for me
hes just trying to be hot like the rest of the rockers man….
loser…hes used to be so fuking fat.
when i first look at the picture it looks like he is holding an orange dildo
What the heck?! Where'd all his beautiful hair go?! John, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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he rocked the concert in Dallas. I was there. i saw PLENTY of guys shirtless and girls in skimpy clothes. why? cause it was freaking hot and humid outside.
we should just lighten up on JM for not wearing a shirt. its really not that big of a deal… when you think of the scheme of things, if you are basing your "i like him" or "i dont like him" on the fact that he is shirtless at a concert that is 100+ degrees, then you aren't giving him a chance.
dont judge a book by it's cover. for those of you who say "he is a douchebag." read your comment and then say "yeah so am i." if you actually listen to his music and his words, then judge if you like him or not. don't freak out because he is shirtless at a concert that he puts his heart and soul into the songs and words he makes. make a mature decision before you say stuff that is retarded.
he s a sweet heart why r you all guys like that
John's old school persona is more appealing cause he wasn't in the limelight. now he is so wouldn't you be a little angry with blogs like these saying "he sucks. i fucking hate him. what a douche bag." yeah i'd be pissed too. i think if an artist is making something that is entertaining like music then they deserve their space. along with everyone else. they deserve their space as well.
and for those who do love john, you know that he has a dry sense of humor that is awesome if you get it, if you dont get it, then you dont like him. which is fine, you're entitled to your own opinion. but seriously, listen to a few songs from each album he has put out and you'll realize why he has a such a huge fan base. his words speak to people.
i was at the dallas show on friday, he brought me to tears. i left that concert a different person. i felt his words go through me because he was there, singing what he felt at that time. and just to be in the presence of such a talent and musical genious… i wouldn't trade that night for anything in the world.
keep playing and writing john, you will always have a fan in me.
he looks like a junky…
check on youtube: Anouk - Lost !!!!!!!!!!!!11
Fit As Fuck, he could do me the gay way..
Ugh. John, You should get rid of all those horrendous tatoos. There's a place: Tatoff that will do it. No, I don't work for the place!! Also, you look sooo much better with longer hair. Short hair.. Ugh.. Ewwww. I don't think you look gay…
c'mon….no adult does that. hope that's the end of jen for him
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Jennifer is doing good to him.
Oh, poor Perez, you'll bever have someone like him.
YUCK! he needs to put his shirt back on. he does not have a shirtless type body. he looks disgusting with all those tattoos as well.
what are you thinking Jen! he went from brad to this?
I don't care about the shirtless thing or the pubes. I hate the whole tattoo thing on his arm - it looks like he has a disease.
Those pubes are HOT!!! I wish all men would stop shaving their pubic hair off. It looks stupid and is LESS hygenic than keeping it.
Be a real man and leave your pubes alone!!!
holy freddy mercury
So fucking what, Perez? So fucking what? Any man who doesn't get down on his knees … literally … for you, you just gotta slam to the ground. AS IF YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING PRIZE YOU FLABBY ASSHOLE. Give it up with John Mayer, so what if he's bi? So what if he's gay and Jennifer Anniston is his beard du jour? What the fuck is it to you. By the way, an 11th grader in any decent high school in America could run rings around anything you have written in the last year. You suck donkey, Perez.
Gay?¿ xDD
Re: arlen – Ummmm arlen #508. Perez has a sense of humor? In what dimension might that be?
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The only thing Perez has is a bitter heart that spews from his pea-sized brain through his fingers into a mass of misspelled stolen crap.
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Wake up and smell the blog.
i don't like john mayer as much as the next person, but how is this gay?
is it me or does he look like a gay penn badgley?
He's just a guy nothing special ! People have such low taste.
Brad Pitt to THIS in three years? Wow someone had a hell of a DOWNGRADE.
it was hot as hades in dallas area yesterday, so i give him leeway on less is more. i think JM definitely has a lot of charisma. he knows how to play it sexy, play for his fans — that's for sure.
he's sexyyy
Gross! He looks like a dirty homeless person. And those tats are stupid…he's just trying to follow a trend and look 'tough'.
He's a toolbox.
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The only way this is gay is in Perez's little fantasy world where John Mayer is his boyfriend.
SINCE WHEN SHIRTLESS = GAY ????? WHAT A CLICHE !! I'M GAY AND I'M FURIOUS !
THE MARJORITY OF HOMOS ARE JUST NORMAL MASCULINE GUYS LOVING OTHER SIMPLE GUYS ! WE'RE NOT ALL EFFEMINATE GHETTO-QUEEN-TRASH LIKE YOU PEREZITO ! GO OUT OF YOUR GAYTTO !!!
I EVEN PREFER CLOSETED GAYS THAN GHETTOIZED QUEENS LIKE YOU !!! YOU DON'T REPRESENT US SO STOP RIDICULISING US WITH YOUR CRAPPY STEREOTYPES !
screw u perez! u wish he was gay. he's one of the only talented musicians of our time. HES A FUCKING ARTIST- NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL like yourself.
Calling him GAY!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!
this is why men are affraid to be themselves— they're affraid somebody is gonna call them gay. so they go out and act macho- and beat their wives so you dont call them homos.
in his defense…i live in texas and it was over 100 degrees…its miserable
You say Gay like it is a bad thing Perez. A little self oathing I think? Why so many comments like that about male celebs…. you are perpetuating hate… surprising behavior for such a prancing queen.
how can a fat queer comment about celebs, people actually pay attention to… shows that the people that read your shit are as braindead as you….
your a loser dude…. cant even think of an original name for yourself, fucking 'perez hilton' and wtf is with the milticoloured hair?
Ok, First of all, when are we going to understand that the FIRST FIRST FIRST posts are never reakky first! Stop it! Your usually 25th or 89th for christ sakes…"oh boy look, i wrote first first, I'm the coolest!"
Second of all, The jerks that hate perez and come on here badmouthing him need to fuck off, if you don't like Perez, why oh why do you come read his blog, idiots?
And third, I was just wondering when taking off your shirt became gay, it's probably wicked hot on that stage under all those lights, if he wants to showcase his pubes, whatever…I just don't get any gaydar from it….
Love Ya Perez!!!!
I was there that night! Concert was amazing…it was like 110 degrees
He is HOT. He is comfortable with his own body. He is a Man and Who Cares what he wears?
John Mayer is fucking AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He performed shirtless in Houston too!!!!!! YUMMMM……….
ew, that man needs a shave…everywhere.
Hung like a horse! Lucky Jen!
HE IS DISGUSTING! AND HE IS A STARF*CKER! HE JUST WANTS MEDIA ANTTENTION! WHO CARES ABOUT HIS MUSIK? HE IS A ONEHITWONDER!
The only rock star I ever beat off to!
I'd suck the socks off him in a heartbeat!
Coming from a person that lives in Texas and considering how it's been in the 100's, I don't blame him for performing shirtless. I wouldn't call it gay, but that's just me.
Even though I think John is a tosser he does look hot!!! Hmmm, snail trail and pubes! Jen musn't have caught the concert that night. No wonder he only dates actresses. What other women could travel with him for 3-6 mths straight without working!!!
HE ain't no FREDDIE MERCURY!!!!
FIRST!
Holy shit its Freddie Mercury From Queen!
Oh… if only I were a faulty belt buckle.
Get lost, pisser!! He's disgusting!!
Re: dee –
He wishes he was Freddie Mercury….
It would be even better if he lost the pants too.
Ive never been a fan of John Meyer…until NOW!!! Dayum lick lick!!
Re: funny, that is good…If it is so hot why didn't the other guy have their shirt off. The hot thing is bull shit. Look how John put his staff on here to print it a hundred time. Mayer is a douche bag. He will run the stage naked if they would allow him. He is narcissistic. I agree Jen down graded, but then Jen seem to be going through some menopause moment.
I would still lick the sweat off of every part of his body!!!
John Mayer is a fucking queer! He sucks dick!!
haha
Yeah I would have believe the hot thing if all the other guys was shirtless to.
Mayer thought he was doing some enticing. He is a stupid douche bag.
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I went to see JM that night and it was SCORCHING HAWT in BIG D! He played a great show and sounded AMAZING! I was ten row back from front row and there was no sign of Jen.
It might appear Gay….
I live in Dallas and it has been 105 lately…beyond the humidity…
he probably had to do this not to pass out…he played at an outdoor venue…
I'm curious…John staff, why do John care so much about what Perez has to say? Why do you and John ride Perez blogs day and night. That tells me Perez must be awesome. Hey Perez keep up the awesome job you do. You are a mighty force. John if you are worrying so much about this you should have keep your shirt on you mentally ill bastard.
what i wouldnt give to have him sit on my face, after a long, hot and sweaty concert. i would eat his asshole for hours.
Damnnn he is fugly again. He looked better when he was with Jessica.
The other guys still have their shirt on. It's the same stage. I guess the other guys are not on drugs.
Re: ajm – he looks good with both u dickhead
Women don't worry you can still lick him, but a guy has to deep kiss him at the same time. He is so gay. Hey may Jen is into gay men.
so hot
i saw john at pnc in jersey and he took off his shirt for panama by van halen and it was really good… but then he put his shirt back on
He's starting to look like SteveO.
Shirtless. No shit sherlock…it was 107 degrees!!!!!! I am sure he would have rather been nekkid!
Bet Jennifer Anistoned was there. She is not going to let her catch out of her sight. She is riding this tour like a ho. She seriously downgraded.
I think he looks cute!It is very hot in that state!!
he's not gay he's vain… there is a slight difference
p.s. pull your pants up mayer…. haven't enough people seen your pubes already?
is that a dildo in his other hand?
He is so ugly now. I wonder why the other guys didn't take their shirt off. Mayer is disgusting. Jen what are you thinking.
It's been 100 degree weather all week in Texas. You'd take your shirt off too if you were here.
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it's freakin hot here! coming from california and having to be in the hot humid horrible weather…i try to wear as little clothes as possible too! and i saw him last night in houston and without a shirt..nice!
Its freakin hot there I don't blame him for being half nekkid I'm sure if he could get away with it he would have been naked and it has nothing to do with being anything but HUMAN!!!!!!!
He did last night in Houston too. It was DAMN hot and an outdoor concert to top it off. It was GOOD though!
gay or not (and its not) He is YUMMY
Re: mayer – Nicely written and well put, I couldn't agree more.
Re: Dina – Why so bitter? You must feel pretty empty to write such things.
Hi John. We know you read this.
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When you are not playing guitar, start lifting weights, and crunch those abs. You could become REALLY hot w/o a shirt, like Brad Pitt. Taking off his shirt in Thelma and Louise made the world scream for more. I don't think BP is that great an actor, but he looks great w/o a shirt. I think you are a really good guitar player, but not that great w/o a shirt. So, start working out.
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He is super hot…please post from Houston
Re: HELLO_KITTY – Hello_shitty. John could kick Brads ass any day of the week and YOU KNOW Johns dick weighs 10x more than itty pitty's
john can have his way with me anytime…i bet he is a kinky, rough fuck…yummmmm.
I don't blame him for performing shirtless considering it is well over 100 degrees here in Dallas right now and only dropping to 80 degrees at night. I wish I had been at the concert!
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