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Say hello to Viv and Knox!
Brad and Angelina show off their new bundles of joy and super cuteness in the new issue of Hello! magazine, on newsstands now.
So adorable!!!!
"It is chaos," says Ange of now having six kids aged six or younger, "but we are managing it and having a wonderful time."
Chimes in Poppa Pitt, "Viv is proving to resemble Ange in spirit, attitude and physicality… And Knox, he's a bit of me."
How soon until she's pregnant again????
Posted: August 4, 2008 at 10:34 am
Those are some ugly ass fuckin babies. Look at their lips. They look like retarded ducks.
What kind of greedy assholes sell pictures of their own children?
GREAT! Now that we've seen WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF $15 MILLION THIS WAS, let's FOLLOW THE MONEY. Since these HOMEWRECKERS love announcing EVERYTHING to us, I am sure everyone will anxiously be waiting to hear how these funds are squandered, um, "donated". And let's ALL PAY ATTENTION to exactly WHEN she will announce said "donations". Presumably, all "announcments" will be around the time of movie premieres, the buying of more babies, etc. MEDIA WHORES TIMES 6.
You were late. It was released hours ago.
are black and white the only colors they dress their kids in? brad should know by now that babies change daily and you dont see any real resemblances until they are at least 1 year. She won't get pregnant yet-it is adoption time. How many c sections can one woman have anyway.
Babies are breathtaking…Brad and Ange need to shower!
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They are unbearably phony. They protest tabloid, paparazzi hype and then turn baby pics into a massive media event, and an auction.
Neither one of them looks good. As for her lips, reportedly she had her lower lip reduced and her upper lip enhanced. Also reportedly she used to inject heroin into her lips to avoid track marks. Could explain the lip bumpiness. Have no idea if reports are true.
The real question…How long until she adpots another kid???
That poor little baby on the left is burdened with Angelina's TROUT POUT. Brad's like, "What the fuck am I doing here? Look at my fake hair."
they look black! omg babies usually are very white when born and getting darker feautures as they get older, these look like black babies! angie cheating on brad mucH?
THEY LOOK IDENTICAL TOO ME.
THEY ALSO HAVE ANGIE'S LIPS AND BRADS FACE WHICH IS WONDERFUL.
CONGRATULATIONS BRAD AND ANGIE. I JUST NEED TOO GET OUT OF MY OFFICE TO GET A COPY OF BOTH MAGAZINES.
ALL MINE TONIGHT.
I saw the People mag cover, too - Angelina tried very hard to pose as the Blessed Virgin, gazing down at her chosen ones. So PHONY and posed and unbelievably smug.
Too cute for words!
The pic on People is a bit better though.
If Jennifer wasn't so wrapped up in her "career" she could have been the mother of his kids, she said they would have kids after Friends, instead she signed up for 5 movies! She made a choice and Brad his. He found a partner on his level. So Angelina is not a homewrecking whore. You can't take someone's man / woman. She obviously abandoned the marriage long before he did. Hope she likes being a "big star".
As for the money they got, they ALWAYS GIVE IT TO CHARITY! I COMMEND THEM FOR THAT.
how is brad commenting on their personality? i thought shiloh was just a blob for a long time
"Viv is proving to resemble Ange in spirit, attitude, and physicality…" Great. Then he can look forward to her whoring herself out at the age of 14, becoming a junkie and a child-hoarder. Can someone please send "Poppa Pitt" out for an education?
by the way: same pictures!
Jeez, wouldja look at that, they look like babies (eye roll). Enough with the fucking Hollywood babies already - everyone knows celebrities make the worst parents.
Too cute for words!
The pic on People is a bit better though.
If Jennifer wasn't so wrapped up in her "career" she could have been the mother of his kids, she said they would have kids after Friends, instead she signed up for 5 movies! She made a choice and Brad his. He found a partner on his level. So Angelina is not a homewrecking whore. You can't take someone's man / woman. She obviously abandoned the marriage long before he did. Hope she likes being a "big star".
As for the money they got, they ALWAYS GIVE IT TO CHARITY! I COMMEND THEM FOR THAT….
perez is 2nd, as always….read it somewhere else first
GORGEOUS! Omg. What kind of people hate on innocent babies. You people are sick. These babies are beautiful. You only WISH your mother and father looked a fraction as good as Brad and Angelina. Go pop your pimples, trailer trash.
OMG!!!! I can't believe it!!!! The Twin Messiahs are here!!! OMG!!!! Sorry, boss, I can't go to work today - I have to fast and sit in a dark room all day, gazing at the golden light emanating from these two Holy Infants. OMG! I can't believe anybody is going to work today! Why don't they understand that this is the SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT EVENT OF OUR LIVES???? Nothing matters but that Vivienne has Angelina Jolie's lips - all is good with the world now, don't you see? I must go now - have to see about sending some frankincense and myrhh to France…OMG!!!!
BOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNNGGGGG!!! How come the press never went nuts when Johnny Depp had his kids? Oh yeah, cause Depp is a talented actor whose work speaks for itself not a brainless, talentless idiot like either of these two. Brad and Angie belong together though, there aren't two people who sucked more dick to get what they have than these two.
Brad is a dolt. He has no idea what his children's personalities will be when they are only 3 weeks old. He is just projecting.
Come on Perez, who's baby isn't adorable???
Yes, we are happy for them.
Yes, they are a beautiful couple.
All babies are precious. Her babies are no less precious than babies born into poverty all over the world.
WHERE'S SHILOH?
with these two, it's not a matter of how long til she's preggers again… It's how long til they adopt another one….
I say give it a couple of years til she's pregnant, but I say by spring, they've adopted again. I look for them to announce their intent or whatever by winter!!
Why is everyone else the scum of the earth for whoring out their babies and yet these two are "saints" - they can afford to donate to charities WITHOUT whoring out their kids, I find this disgusting. Brangelina CHOSE to be in the spotlight and be public figures and yet take that choice away from their own children! GROSS!!!
OMG!! says – reply to this 131OMG!!!! I can't believe it!!!! The Twin Messiahs are here!!! OMG!!!! Sorry, boss, I can't go to work today - I have to fast and sit in a dark room all day, gazing at the golden light emanating from these two Holy Infants. OMG! I can't believe anybody is going to work today! Why don't they understand that this is the SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT EVENT OF OUR LIVES???? Nothing matters but that Vivienne has Angelina Jolie's lips - all is good with the world now, don't you see? I must go now - have to see about sending some frankincense and myrhh to France…OMG!!!!
HAHAHA! That was funny.
Is Brad wearing a WEDDING RING in that picture??
I'd say she will be pregnant in time for her next movie, so she can pimp out her kids for more publicity!
Who cares?
they are adorable!!!! notice how brads wearing a wedding band?????
I would cry if that WHORE was my mother!!!!! Angelina Jolie is a whore, Brad should have had babies with Jen, I wouldn't mind calling her mom.
Re: DOUCH –
I agree! She is not very pretty anymore. She has aged terrible and she is only 33. She is full of herself and such a whore. I am sure she will break up their relationship shortly. Thats how whores are.
Re: tb –
She is a homewrecker!!!! uhh i am sure she will ruin their 'family' soon enough. She loves to steal mean away from other women. Such a selfish whore, her movies suck.
Re: sass – YES!!!
she is a WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!! a huge whore, and she cant act. Her movies are terrible. And she has always gone after men that were married……… someone has daddy issues……
did anyone else notice that the baby on the left has lips like angie?
whatever
To Neils Notes.com
Your all-knowing entries are tiresome. Just like your boring website! Obviously you have way to much time on your hands. Got nothing better to do than spout your bullshit on website comments? What A JERK OFF FREAK! Disappear ASSWIPE!
I hope no one buys a people Magazine this week. Bullshit, I wont buy a copy of this. I cant stand Angelina Jolie. She is a terrible person who seeks constant vindication for being a whore.
Angelina is a WHORE!!!!!!!!
Angelina is a WHORE!!!!!!!!
Angelina is a WHORE!!!!!!!!
Angelina is a WHORE!!!!!!!!
Angelina is a WHORE!!!!!!!!
Angelina is a WHORE!!!!!!!!
Angelina is a WHORE!!!!!!!! She should not be allowed to have kids period.
Worse composed photo I've ever seen.
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HELLO paid $15M for THAT crap?
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They wuz robbed
i'd eat the corn out of their turds
Angelina is a WHORE!!!!!
Angelina is a WHORE!!!!!
Angelina is a WHORE!!!!!
Angelina is a WHORE!!!!!
Angelina is a WHORE!!!!!
Angelina is a WHORE!!!!!
Angelina is a WHORE!!!!!
Angelina is a WHORE!!!!!
Angelina is a WHORE!!!!!
Angelina is a WHORE!!!!!
Angelina is a WHORE!!!!!
Ok now You can hardly see the babies in these pictures,but the one you do see has her mommy's mouth. Why the hell did Brangelina have to be in the pictures? Just show the babies for fuck's sake. Did they get 14 millions for both magazines or 28 million total? As far as more babiesis concerned she should quite while she ahead.
I am sick of hearing about these baby-addicted FREAKS. Fucking BREEDERS!!!!!They seriously need a 12-Step program for this addiction to babies….FREAKS!!!!!
Angelina sucks!!
She's whoring children for publicity!
SHAME!!
SHAME!!
SHAME!!
stupid ass names. yours kids will hate your skanky asses when they grow up
There is something terribly wrong about Western society, particularly North American culture. No one deserves to be paid $14 million dollars for baby pictures (even if the money is donated). We live in a sick world, and the Brangelina brand simply makes it worse.
Re: katie –
It is his pinky finger with the gold 'wedding band' not the ring finger.
I hope these two go away & take care of their Six Kids vs. Signing on for more crappy Movies.
As for Hemroid lips getting preggers again, she can afford Invitro. So I'm sure brangelina will keep breeding.
P.S Stay in France-
Ange looks greasy.
you might wanna thank me for telling you the pictures where out on the internet and they were'nt on you website yet!
Isn't that the exact same pose they did with Shiloh??
ALL BABIES LOOK THE SAME THAT LITTLE WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY
TEAM ANISTON…….BAD PICTURES BY THE WAY
Blech. Please take these pics down. Brad and Angelina make my skin crawl. They are also unqualified to raise children. They both need a LOT of therapy.
Re: ANGE –
Couldn't agree more
I hate how Skankalina's childrens are always posed like they are some kind of royalty. They are just KIDS and being children of Brangelina doesn't make them any special. Women around the Globe give birth every minute - why do we always have to read about Skankalina holding press conferences to announce that she hasn't popped out yet? Let's move on already: she and her clan are boring to death.
You can have as many c-sections as you want. I have had five c-sections and my doctor has done over 12 on one woman. The three c-sections is ridiculous.
Awwww they are so adorable! Ange and Brad make the most beautiful babies!!
I am so burnt out on these two and their kids. So they had twins. Theirs are the first set on the planet. Give me a big time break!!!
why is brad's fake wedding ring so visible? i hate when they do this - we wouldn't want to be seen as promoting babies out of wedlock!!
Yeah right it is NOT chaos, they have nannies to do all the dirty work.
PS: this picture looks almost the same that the one when they posed with shiloh.
Re: I.Z. – I agree with you, I don't know who the fuck this Nielsnotes person is but clearly they are fat. Waaay to into someone else's life and unable to see what EVERYONE else sees when they see Angelina Jollie….. a WHORE.
ANGELINA JOLLIE IS A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGELINA JOLLIE IS A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ANGELINA JOLLIE IS A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGELINA JOLLIE IS A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGELINA JOLLIE IS A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGELINA JOLLIE IS A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGELINA JOLLIE IS A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Shidooby –
I totally agree with you, she probably has a couple of people taking care of those kids.
Why do they look dark skinned?! They do not look like white babies
TOO. MANY. KIDS!! How in Hell are they going to give each of them the individual attention kids need, particularly with their careers?
OMG! I'm soo happy they had boy/girl twins! Now my boy/girl twins can grow up and marry thier twins….and then I can have an exuse to get close to my honey Brad!!! I LOVE YOU BRAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE CHILDREN YOU WANT!!!! OR DIE TRYING!!!!!
Angelina is too busy caring on her babies…
Jennifer is too busy runnin' out behind his "mature man"
Two different needs… Brad chose the first one
He wants a family, he has now
Jen wants to be free of all responsability in makin' a family… han she has now
..how long before she has triplets?….hmm…about two years, but only if she doesn't cheat on Bratt with some hunky guy….:-)))
Re: size0 – Okay, we know it's you Miley. Go back to taking slutty pictures.
I really like this couple, but it always bugs me when parents assign attributes to their babies at such a young age. All they do is poo, sleep , eat and cry this young. Give me a break
Lovely!!. I adore this family. God bless them.
AWWWWWW this picture is SO cute!!
Re: C –
be happy you have been blessed to not need handouts.
I'm pretty sure that anyone that has ever needed help (ex) families from 9-11 has appreciated our givin to the fund/ charities and the American Red Cross for blood.
they should've waited ..the babies aren't even a monf old so they're
still in that "eh, not so beautiful; just like every other baby" mode?
Anyone else agree?
GOD THOSE KIDS ARE SO LUCKY. I WISH I WOULD HAVE BEEN BORN TO LOVING MOVIE STAR PARENTS INSTEAD OF OLD IRISH LAZY DRUNKS.
MUST BE NICE..
Re: sass –
Is that you JEN ANISTON……ha ha ha!!!
She takes it up the ass.
ANGELINA JOLIE IS A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGELINA JOLIE IS A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGELINA JOLIE IS A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGELINA JOLIE IS A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGELINA JOLIE IS A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGELINA JOLIE IS A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGELINA JOLIE IS A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How soon do they go ORPHAN SHOPPING?
They didn't even wait six months after shiloh was born.
Looks like the babies have Brad pitt's pig nostrals. And shiloh is not cute she looks like a duck.
Re: Krand –
Stars are always pursued, especially these two. I think we are all smart enough to know when stars are courting the paps. Atleast Brad and Angie handle the paps on their terms. Imagine what life would have been like if everyone trampled to be the "1st" to snap the kids photo, leaving the hospital or something? Didn't paps trespass on Halle's PRIVATE PROPERTY to snap photos of her daughter? Puh- lease! They chose in my opinion the safest way to debut their children. If we didn't care, magazines would not be flying off the shelves as we speak! And YES you care too or you would have skipped over this post!
Re: WHORE –
And Brad clearly loves EVERY inch of her : )
Soooo cute!!! They're sooooo adorable.
By the way, what's that with the shiny big to obvious golden ring on Brad's hand, was he already wearing that one??? Or are they telling us something more???
Re: WHORE –
And you put it in your mouth!
Re: WHORE –
And you put it in your mouth!!
Re: WHORE –
And you put it in your mouth!!!
"Viv is proving to resemble Ange in spirit" ? Err….this is a three week old baby we're talking about right? A baby who does nothing apart from sleep, eat and poop……ah huh.
yeah, i saw that yesterday, perez. around 6pm pt.
Is there a link to the pics? I can't find it and I'm stuck at work!
Re: Free – I agree !00% You said exactly what I would have.
Re: Malibu –
Completely and totally agree - there's no way that they could have been IVF with those lips - on both of them!
Hope baby Viv doesn't grow up to be a whore like her mommy Angelina!
Look at the DSL on that baby. She obviously take after her mother.
Those babies are FUGLY, big duck lips and pig nostrils!! Their mother is a SLUT!!
Brad looks SO TIRED!! I have a feeling he's doing most of the work~
Re: Glynn – Dude, that comment is so wrong but it feels so right! DSL like Mommy! HAHAHAHAHA! Luvs it!
Re: ANGE –
EVERY PENNY goes to charity. As for everything else you have to say she has been involved in charities since her 20's LONG before she was known and LONG before she became an official Ambassador. Kissing her brother , wearing blood etc…. She was young and dumb HELLO she even experimented being a lesbian. If your life was under the microscope you wouldn't pass muster either. Billybob didn't want a family, that is why they split, se CHOSE Maddox. As for Maniston, she made her choice too. You can't TAKE someones man/ woman that man/ woman made a CHOICE! So hate on Angie don't lie on her though about giving a portion IT ALL GOES TO CHARITY.
Re: Mully – jealous mully? You don't have a handsome man in ur life… ur ass is broke as hell. and im sure ur kids gonna be fugly just like you.. now stop hating on these gorgeous people.