Introducing…
Filed under: Brad Pitt > Baby Blabber > Angelina Jolie
Say hello to Viv and Knox!
Brad and Angelina show off their new bundles of joy and super cuteness in the new issue of Hello! magazine, on newsstands now.
So adorable!!!!
"It is chaos," says Ange of now having six kids aged six or younger, "but we are managing it and having a wonderful time."
Chimes in Poppa Pitt, "Viv is proving to resemble Ange in spirit, attitude and physicality… And Knox, he's a bit of me."
How soon until she's pregnant again????
Posted: August 4, 2008 at 10:34 am
Is it just me or is that a wedding band on Brads ring finger?????????????
Give the next pregnancy a couple days.
They are child collectors people, get a grip.
Cute little bastards!
knox leon, thats the best celebrity name for a baby ive ever heard!
JEESIS!!! THAT BABY'S LIPS ARE THE SIZE OF MY FRICKIN' HEAD!!!
That baby's lips are bigger than her head. Creepy.
It amazes me how ALL the blame is on Angie's shoulder NO ONE has anything to say about Brad? Hmmmm how sexist! Even worse it's mostly women judging her harshly…. you catty bitches comes across as plain ol' JEALOUS he's fucking her and not you. If it were you you'd kick Jen to the side and fuck him too!
Oh yes, that baby has such a great attitude and outlook on life, a real go-getter who's wise beyond her years, er, weeks.
WOOHOO!! Finally, these babies are gorgeous! Eat your heart out jealous freaks! 14M!!!! Awesome, wish they would have gotten more, then again, maybe they will break their own record with the next baby! I so hope they have more kids! They make gorgeous looking kids, and yes the lips "may" seem a little big to some, but Shiloh looked like she had big lips and now you can tell they will be nothing less than sexy! I love this family and I think that by them posing how they did, they really do show how they are just like any other family in America where it's not all about looking hot 24/7!!! Jlo on the other hand always wants to come out making it seem like that's how she looks in the morning waking up. Plus these pics really where about the twins and them as a family, no like JLO who wanted to make sure all the high end strollers, bottles, furniture etc came out on the pic. Oh and her 50lbs of make up too! LOL
I think that their childen are beautiful babies. I also think that its a shame that people are saying that they are pimpin out their kids. The money goes to Charity. That is not pimpin when the $$ goes 2 someone else. Too bad Jenn U missed out. " YOU BIG DUMMY " !!!!!! This could have been your life with all of that healthy sperm B-Rad is packin. Now all U have 2 do is ride a tour bus with "Kill me before I listen 2 John Mayer" John Mayer. Lol SMDH. S2BU.
This was a very crappy cover, considering the magnitude of the story. They should have given it to people mag.. so they could have done a better pic w/makeup. Takes away from the glory of it all… dissapointing…
Re: Vear –
I agree! I love Shiloh with baby sis and Angie and Brad's faces don't look as oily as they do on the Hello cover.
poor kids. it's not long before they are all fucked up just like their parents, especially their mother. i'm sure it won't be long before she's pregnant again…by a turkey baster.
being beautiful is a given. all babies are beautiful.
is that a wedding ring on his finger!?!?!
I prefer kittens.
no, that is his right hand, his left is under the baby
baby lip job
Re: STUPI – Think about it. Papparazzi are eventually going to get a picture of the twins regardless of what Brangelina does, and if that happens NO money will go to charity. They are just trying to control it and give the public the picture they want and give charity money in the process. It's better for everyone that way.
well, I think that they look wonderful, Angelina is beautiful inside and out, Brad is just adorable. Both of these people really try to make a difference for many people, how many of us can say that? And as for the photos why not? Many people can benefit from the donation, I think it is a good idea.
Re: Stars – couldn't have said it better myself
What a shitty picture.
I'm sorry, as cute as these babies are (with the exception of the lips on the little girl…yuck), it is outrageous to pimp your kids pictures out for money.
ANGELINA LOOKS LIKE SHIT… cute babes, tho!
I hate how brad always morphs into whoever he's dating. the way he dyes his hair to match their hair color. I prefer him with the jen aniston hair but this works I guess. I will say too, this is one of the worst pics of her I've ever seen. Whats with that shiny nose??
Babies of course will be the prettiest things ever.
what precious, sweet looking babies! you can already tell they're going to be gorgeous! (not that i ever questioned they would be).
ohhhhhhhhhh so cute!!!!! they look just like angie i wonder when shes gonna have another one and another 14 million? i dunno you cant really see the babies face very well
they always have angelinas lips XD
Revolting people. Marketing their children. And the so-called "charity" call - whatever. Those kids are all growing up in the spotlight with parents who do everything they can to push them further into it. They should be protecting them from the craziness of stardom and giving them a chance to be kids. Instead they parade them around like trophies and sell them off to the highest bidder.
Leave Jenn out of this. What kind of personality disorder do all the Jenn haters have anyway. She is staying out of this but like your whore idol Angelina … you drag her in. I hope you never get hurt the way Jenn has and I doubt you'll act as a class act the way she does.Angie will continue to try to pump out babies to hold onto Brad and play this imaginary competition with Jenn whose too good to get involved with Angie boderline personality disordered actions. These kids are going to suffer with Angie untreated personality disorders.
Re: andre –
they did in america… i think hello is a british(?) mag.. not sure though
Re: Canda –
Oh shut the hell up!
You maniston nuts dragged Maniston in when you posted Angie is a whore and homewrecker.
If you don't care for either you should have ignored the post so you are just as bad!
Two more pets for the Jolie-Pitt family!
Re: Canda –
You Type as if you know her! Jealous much?!
The babies are cute and Brad looks happy. Get over it and go watch your Friends re-runs.
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL FAMILY!!!!!
For you liars out there that say ALL newborns are cute PUH - LEASE! I have seen some dogfaces but in respect to parents I often say he/ she will definately stand out!
Tell the truth and shame the devil ; )
Re: Canda – oh i agree completely, I love Jenn, she is so classy. Angelina Jollie is a crazed whore and HAS to have another woman's man. There are soooo many whores like that out there. He relationship works so long as she believes she is keeping her man from being with the girl he was with before. Jenn is too good for Crazy Brad and the WHORE Angelina.
-You freaks act as if she is a saint or something. She is just a cocksucker.
Re: Frens –
are you retarded? I am sure you are some fat bitch who just assumes everyone is JEALOUS of you when really no one likes you and that is why you have no friends. I had friend like that, she was a fat crazy bitch.
— to continue with the theme- ANGELINA IS A WHORE
Re: ?? –
Sure Call me names. CANDA! ( don't bother with I'm not Canda)
I don't care. But don't bitch about Maniston being mentioned because you RETARDS BROUGHT HER IN. She chose a career, Brad chose a family now she's stuck chasing a talentless loser who loves kissing men!
BTW, I'm 5'9 140 pounds and I bike and swim. I'm more than positive I have a better body than you!
I love Brad and Angelina!
The twins are gorgeous! Was there ever any doubt?
the People cover has SHiloh too an she is a looker like her parents. CONGRATS!
Re: YES –
It amazes me how ALL the blame is on Angie's shoulder NO ONE has anything to say about Brad? Hmmmm how sexist! Even worse it's mostly women judging her harshly…. you catty bitches comes across as plain ol' JEALOUS he's fucking her and not you. If it were you you'd kick Jen to the side and fuck him too!
I personnally like jennifer better then angelina.
But whatev, the babies are cutee.
It amazes me how ALL the blame is on Angie's shoulders. NO ONE has anything to say about Brad? Hmmmm….. how sexist! Even worse it's mostly women judging her harshly…. you catty bitches comes across as plain ol' JEALOUS he's fucking her and not you. If it were you you'd kick Jen to the side and fuck him too!
Re: Frens – 5 9 and 140 is NOTHING to be proud of. You're overweight in my book. My suggestion, get off the fucking computer, put down the Snapple and cookies, put on your sneakers and RUN AROUND THE BLOCK! It's nice weather. Try it. Come back when you drop AT LEAST 20lbs. If that doesn't work, you could always pick-up a nasty opiate habit and blame your weight loss on your dead mother.
ANGELINA, THE QUEEN OF ANOREXICS AND YOUR IDOL, WOULD BE PROUD!
Yawn!!! They didn't even have to fuck to get the twins!!! She just had them implanted in her. she was asleep when they were born!!! she got her tummy tuck and breast implants and then goes home to the castle that her kids bought for her What a money making racket!!! Not one of their kids are usa citizens!!!! I guess the us is okay to steal money from, movies magazines etc. just not good enough to be born here or live here. I'll give her a few months and she'll be back with her lover jenny. real fucking phoneys!!!
Re: Ace –
5'9 and 120 is ANEROXIC you bitch ( yes Canda). Love the personal attacks!
You are obviously not healthy. If you look at height and weight equivalent charts I fall exactly in where I am supposed to be for my height so go suck a dick and take your own advice. You probably don't even qualify to be considered even a BUT-A-FACE! HA HA HA! You can't pull somebody down that is happy with herself. Me and my baby are very well toned and very happy. So you go put the laptop down and get to doing some crunches since you obviously don't get any at home. I'm not self obsessed!
Re: ladyj –
Twins run in Brad's family. You clearly haven't read the People article.
HATERZ! DAMN!
omg they're sooo cute! look at their lips, they're already like their mommy!
Re: ladyj –
You ARE DUMB!
THEIR kids ARE US citizens STUPID!
THE $$$$ ALL OF IT GOES TO CHARITY.
TWINS RUN IN BRAD'S FAMILY
YOU POST AS IF SHE DID SOMETHING TO YOU
IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO
THEY ARE FILTHY RICH AND CLEARLY DON'T NEED THE MONEY.
THE BABIES ARE HEALTHY AND PRECIOUS
JENIFFER, BRAD AND ANGIE HAVE MOVED ON.
YOU CLEARLY NEED TO DO THE SAME.
Re: ANDY2 – Andy you got it bad! ahahah
For godsake, the pictures have been photoshopped to the shithouse, Pitts looks like he could do with a tub (I bet if you looked close enough you'd see the sleep in his wrinkly eyes) and brush his hair, and she needs to get out of bed and change the nightie that would be covered in shit, vomit and sour milk! Those babies look like a couple of potatoes with NO definition or likeness to anything or anyone!!! Jolie's mother was pumping collagen into her lips from a young age, so don't be fooled into thinking that was natural. There's nothing natural about this lot, not the conception, not the birth (easy way caesar) and definately not their raising…. all these bastard kids are now someone elses problem…
Maybe it's just me….or poor quality, but those babies don't look caucasian
Read People today.
They are a beautiful family. The cover pics do not do the twins justice. Browse through the pics while waitng in line at the grocery store.
They look very happy…. good for them!
LOL at the babies lips! they looks like fish babies!
i think its dumb that they have knox, maddox and pax. shes not very original with her boy names. she changed like a letter each time.
Re: Liz – Christalmighty, do you have anything worthwhile in your life, you down-trodden ratbag? Only people who think they're lives are worthless, and probably are, would put scum like this on a pedistal. They are where they are because idiots like you keep financing their money spinning circus. This is nothing more than a media stunt, if Pitts had the decency, he would never have allowed himself to breed with a phycopathic, lying, junkie slag to begin with. She was after his money and he was bored. I can't wait til the kids knock over their first 7-11 or totally fail because all they have are lips, dysfunctional parents and NO education!
Re: ess –
Photoshopped yet he looks like shit to you…. make up your mind. You photoshop to improve a pic dumb dumb.
I'm happy they look natural and yes tired. Have you taken care of twins?
I have twins and had to have a c- section so don't try to put ceasarian births down. It takes 6 weeks to recover from being cut in two. She, I, any woman that has had c- sections are no less mothers for doing so. And the kids are nobodies responsabilities but their parents. You act as if Brad and Angie are on welfare or something.
Re: beach –
Maddox and Pax were their given names. She never changed them.
Get a life.
Re: ess –
You obviously don't if you have to put someone else down. Look at he pot trying to call the kettle black.
I give her a max of another year to be prego.
Didn't someone say that Angelina's lips look like a swllen asshole? Babies all look the same from her. How come you never can see Brad in them? Was he even involved?
Not worth $14 mil. All babies look the same at that age. You can't even see them. What a waste to see that ugly whore instead of the babies.
I'M SO OVER THESE TWO……BORING… BABIES ALL LOOK THE SAME TA ME… WHO CARES
Re: skye – People who have caesarian births are not in reality giving birth, they are merely having something removed! The airbrushing I refer to is of the baby's lips, if you have a look on both mag covers, even you will see the difference. I've taken care of children without the help of trashy mags, someone elses husband and money gained from selling our lives. Why do people like you find something to be revered in idiots like this, it's because you lack so much of anything worthwhile, you live vicariously through others. And in reference to your query, NO, you really aren't a mother in the true sense until you've been through labour and a natural birth, sorry love, but you aren't!
Re: tyrft –
It's sad you pick on defenseless babies that have done nothing to you. People that pick on kids obviously have self esteem issues.
Re: ess –
Get a life. You're the same dummy that thinks wearing a tampon makes you no longer a virgin. The definition of mother is NOT limited to birthing you have to raise and take care of your kids as well you ignoramous. I don't have time for dumb clucks. So it's my fault cuz I had to have a c- section. You are un-natural. You are so obsessed you are living vicariously through this post Judging others! Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. If you were so happy with yourself you wouldn't be so vicous in your attacks. You come across as someone with a personal vendetta. Get off the PC and go live life and find some happiness. For the record neither twin were in the correct birthing position that is why I had to have a c–section. Most multi- births are c-sections as well. You obviously are full of hate and very unhappy with yourself to judge women so harshly for not grunting and pushing. Labor is a few hours C- sections take weeks of pain if i had a choice i'd rather push,mother nature had other plans. Your narrowminded definition of mother is retarded. Any female can pus out a baby it take a real woman to be a mother. Go find a hobby.
Beautiful!
Re: Skye – Well, you don't mind dishing up the shit on this post, do you? Always with the excuses as to why you women had caesareans, it's from sheer laziness and nothing more. The exact reason women don't breastfeed, laziness!!! I had my children the proper way, I didn't take the easy option, just like I don't with their upbringing. I can afford nannies and the like but I won't because I'm not lazy and I am a better mother. I'm not vindictive, I'm a realist and I love how people get swept away with awe when another celebrity kid is born….you all think it will be better than yours, happier, prettier etc just because the parents have money and spout out a few shitty movies/albums once in a while. Jolie has managed to put it over you just like she's put it over Pitt….I bet you make excuses as to why your kid(s) aren't doing as well as others, do you blame the caesarean for that too?
Re: ess –
Oh now I know your a dumb fucking man. and VERY ignorant. C section or DIE moron. Those were my choices. I guess all women who had c sctions with twins for whatever medical complication are worthless in your eyes. My kids are 6 years old and very intelligent. They both take gymnastics and swimming and excel in school. Like kids their age they get in regular scrapes like regular kids. YOU are PYSCHO! Go take your meds! You Assume waaaay too much and definately not worth my time. Go rant and vent to someone who gives a damn. It's pointless to rationalize with idiots! Obsessive, irrational behavior are signs you are clearly unstable… SEEK HELP!
It's just so incredibly wonderful that unlike other celebrities, they get the most for their babies photos AND donate it to charity. They don't pocket the money. That's why they're blessed… they know the meaning of giving. I heard Bono is the godfather to Shiloh… true? Brad is showing his age in these photos - but in a good, Rhett Butler kind of way. So happy he finally can embrace the one thing he always wanted - fatherhood.
Well done Brangelina!!!
Re: MOGWA – STFU.
Those babies are GORGEOUS!!! Absolutely adorable, heart throbs in the making!
Good job Brad and Angie!!!!
VIVaciously and obNOXioulsy Beautiful babies.
VIVaciously and obNOXioulsy Beautiful babies!!!
Re: Skye – "take your meds" typical stupid American. Never fix anything without drugs or excuses or both! I GAVE birth the proper way as I said so no, I'm not a man…. but I do know men who agree with: IVF + adoption + caesarean + nanny = NO GOOD MUMMY!!
Re: Liz – I agree with you 100%. What a show JLo's twins photos were. So unrealistic. And the money… did JLo ever donate her photo $ to charity? Doubt it. Touche Brangelina!!! You scored again! Big time! PS ~ They ARE NOT married. That ring is on the right hand not the left. True in Europe, they wear the wedding ring on the right, but this is an American couple and they've stated many X's they don't need a piece of paper to feel married - they've both been down that road before and don't want to ruin a good thing. They have the most important thing: TRUE LOVE.
Re: Canda – Whoa, looks like the Angelina haters have the personality disorder! Clearly you can't see that Jenn's moved on. Hell, she probably sent baby gifts to the twins already. Get over it. Jenn obviously has. The truth of the matter is Angelina and Brad have so much more in common. High risk sports, ethical causes, children, etc. No wonder Brad refers to Angelina as his "angel" and I think they are amazing, philanthropists.
Re: ess –
Re: Stefy –
Canda go to bed!
You want to believe so hard that it was IVF when twins run in Brad's family.
Your comments on Cesarian births and what makes women mothers are equally stupid. You just embarassed yourself, exposing how stupid you are. You think people are going to take you seriously after that string of nonsense you typed. You are looney tunes!
THOSE BABIES ARE VERY CUTE. GOOD JOB ANGIE! BRAD!!
this pic can't be anymore fake!!! why do you praise on this little bastards and their stupid parents??? why don't you talk about the fact that this woman is an idiot! Anyone who has more than one kid knows what a handful it is, is she giving each of her kids enough attention? NO!!! She is in Africa and other parts trying to buy more babies so Brad thinks she is a caritative soul and the most amazing woman in the world! Do you think Brad changes a diaper?? They have a nanny army!!!! Fake fake fake!
Cute… very cute. Good job.
Re: ess – The "proper" way? Speaking of meds, it sounds like you need to be on some. "Proper" way. Jesus Christ, try saying that to a reputable OBGyn and they'll laugh you out of their office. Christ almighty, you "EuroPEONS" (or whatever fuckin' turnip truck you fell off) are dumb.
Cute… very cute. Good job. Brad and Angie be happy!
Re: lele –
why would they want more kids? they already have enough kids to play house… i wonder how will they split them when they separate?
Re: Frens – Touche, Frens!!!!!!!!!!!! Take that Angelina haters! I mean, seriously, what psychos take the time to comment on someone they DON'T like. What a waste of time.
Re: Maddi – Yes, I'm European, but it suits your lot to go running there, doesn't it? Why do the likes of Pitt and Jolie have to pollute Europe, can't they just rot away with the rest of you Americans, on your/their poisonous soil?
THESE BABIES ARE SOOOO CUTE !!! I LOVE THE PIC OF SHILOH AND BABY SISTA VIV !!!! BRAD CALLS THE NEW BABY GIRL - VIV !!!!! AWW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: ess –
You're such a good mother and better than the rest of us, get off the computer and go take care of your kids instead of being wrapped up in celebrity gossip you twat.
they have BPs nose!!
Re: ess –
You are a fucked up cunt with a chip on your shoulders. I won't even insult Maniston fans by having them claim you to their camp. You desperately need psychiatric evaluation. You have the worse hard on for Angie and women in general that I have ever read. And if you don't like Americans stay off an American gossip site! Like a moth to a flame u can't resist.
Re: MOGWA –
I couldn't have say it better! People keeps talking about how they donate all the proceeds to charity but aren't they evading some taxes with that or just not donating their own money to charity but money earned by pimping out the kids??? Good point MOGWA!
Re: orkid – LOL, my kids are at uni and so am I… you may have heard of it, it's called an EDUCATION….
Re: Kate27 –
In the US, Charities and Churches do NOT pay taxes! My God I hope you are not Americans, this is basic knowledge. If you are of voting age, Please Kate27 and MOGWA DO NOT VOTE! pick up a history book and READ.
Angie still looks fucking hot!
Re: Kate27 –
Charities do not pay taxes. That money is not counted as technical income either. If they kept it Uncle Sam gets 30% they did not. I think we would be pissed o give to something like the 9/11 fund and then have US tax the families or donors on it. That's counter productive. The wealthy do not get taxes back they pay taxes every year while the rest of us get refunds.
Re: orkid – Because I never miss an opportunity to bad-mouth an idiot, I love it! People are stupid and they need to be constantly reminded of that, and what better way to do it than via a mindless American site for mindless Americans on mindless American celebrities?… It makes my study breaks very entertaining….thanks!
Re: ess –
You are at "uni" with your kids? It explains a lot why you are retarded. Shouldn't take 20 years to finish a higher education that is FREE IN EUROPE!
Dumb da dumb dumb dumb!. My mother said it isn't wise to argue with mentally challenged people so tootles! I gotta work in the morning!
Re: ess – YOU ARE AN IGNORNANT HATING euroPEON CUNT !!!! YOU SEEM TO BE VERY ANGER AND JEALOUS BECAUSE AMERICANS HAVE A BETTER LIFE HERE AND YOU ALL WANT TO TAKE THE BOAT OVER FOR A BETTER LIFE !!! P.S. EUROPEANS ONLY TAKE 1 SHOWER A WEEK !!!!! YOU STINK GO WASH YOUR NASTY ASS !!!!!! BITCHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!! I BET YOU ARE A FAT NASTY WHORE !!!!
Cute Kids!
Cute Kids!!!!
Re: orkid – Yeah, you'd better go sleepies, you need all your strength for your $8 an hour job….. Oh and how long does it take to finish four degrees? You just stay there where it costs $500+ to have a broken finger x-ray… bludger!
Re: ess – YOU ARE TRUELY A FUCKIN WEIRDO !!!! PICKING ON GORGEOUS INNOCENT BABIES MAKES YOU A BIG PERSON! HA! WHY DONT YOU TAKE A QUARTER AND GET A RAT TO KNAW OFF YOUR WART !!! YOU UGLY, SCUMMY WITCH !!!!! I HOPE SOMEONE DROPS A HOUSE ON YOU !!!! YOU BARBARIC CUNT !!!!! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THE USA THAN STAY OFF OUR SITES YOU PATHETIC BYOTCH !!!!!! SUCK IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Viv is proving to resemble Ange in spirit, attitude and physicality… " hmm, can you actually be a malnurished, drug addicted slu* at three weeks of age?