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"Ali Lohan: On a 'Train Wreck' to Fame?
Lindsay's Little Sis May Repeat Her Mistakes in Search of Stardom"
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They grow up so fast.
Only a few years ago, Aliana "Ali" Lohan was trotting onto the sets of her big sister's movies and cuing the cuteness for Toys "R" Us and Little Caesars Pizza commercials.
Now, the 14-year-old is baring her cleavage, auditioning for pornography directors and allegedly causing scenes at parties — all in one week.
First, the littlest Lohan was spotted wearing a face full of makeup, a low-cut top and what was probably the result of a well-built push-up bra. Then E! online reported that Ali and her mother and reality TV partner-in-crime, Dina, started a skirmish when asked to change tables at the "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2" premiere party, causing them to leave.
On Wednesday, Us Weekly magazine reported that in the season finale of "Living Lohan," the 14-year-old auditioned for a horror movie directed by Peter Davy, not knowing that his claim to fame includes adult flicks such as "Voodoo Lust" and "Dreams in the Forbidden Zone."
Ali's never denied her love for the limelight.
"I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does," she told Teen Vogue earlier this year. "Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you … It's so cool when people look up to you.
"I want it so bad," she said of fame. "So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening. I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have."
But it seems her hunger for fame may be leading her astray. Is it only a matter of time before Ali's getting busted for DUIs and checking into rehab like Lindsay?
"Train wreck seems to be the route to fame in that family," said a celebrity PR executive, who spoke candidly on the condition that his name not be used. "Ali's following in her big sister's footsteps."
It's no surprise. Younger siblings look up to older siblings, especially when that older sibling is making millions of dollars and incites fan frenzies and paparazzi mobs when she goes out in public. But Ali didn't start out on her big sister's path to stardom. Instead of movies, she made her first full-scale foray into Hollywood with an E! reality show that chronicles her efforts to make a name for herself in the entertainment industry.
It's a formula that's worked before: Jessica Simpson's little sister, Ashlee, broke out by starring in her own MTV reality show, which followed her as she began her music career. But Ashlee was 20 at the time: Constant camera presence can damage a younger, more impressionable star.
"When you grow up in front of the camera and you're young, you just want to please the adults around you. That trumps all the natural developmental stages a child should go through," said psychoanalyst Bethany Marshall. "Your sense of self gets fused with the fact that you're playing a role. When there's no more role, there's no sense of self. That can leave you empty, unable to self-regulate and vulnerable to substance abuse."
Substance abuse is a problem that runs in the Lohan family. Dad Michael has one DUI, and Lindsay's racked up two. It may be enough to make a kid think that drinking is part of the fast track to fame.
"Lindsay's gotten so much attention for the negative that it makes sense that Ali might try to do the negative things as well," said Us Weekly's Aimee Agresti.
But Lindsay's got something Ali doesn't: Street cred. Despite her mess-ups, she's widely regarded as good at her craft. Meryl Streep, who worked with Lindsay on "A Prairie Home Companion," told Fox News her co-star is "a fantastic actress." Jane Fonda, who starred with Lindsay in "Georgia Rule," gushed that she's "so talented" to Access Hollywood.
Unless industry bigwigs start showering Ali with similar praise, she may self-destruct to get attention, resign herself to reality TV fame, or both, insiders say.
"Eventually, Lindsay will probably get her stuff together and won't fall off the deep end. Friends of mine who cast movies, if they weren't so worried about insuring her, they'd be all over her," said the PR exec. "But the question with Ali is, Does she have real talent like her sister? Plenty of people can leverage a family relationship, the question is, Can you deliver? And then, what does she deliver on? Does she deliver on true talent or just being a reality TV freak show?"
i can def see her becoming a train wreck
bless her. she's so helplessly mentally disturbed. and lindsay defo got all the looks of the family xx
girlfriend needs a spray tan
her only career will be laying on her back like the rest of the lulu lohans
she looks like a hooker.
When I was her age, my Mom would've beat my a** for appearing in public dressed like that. Dina Lohan should be ashamed for allowing her CHILD to be sexualized in such a cheap, disgusting way!!!
WOW!! What BIG FEET!!
MAKE THEM GO AWAY!!!…PLEASE!…MAKE THEM GO AWAY!!!…
WISH THEM ALL BACK INTO THE CORNFIELD
i hate the way she poses. like 80% of the time she stands in ridicutlous ways like she's trying to be fierce or something. it really looks like she's trying too hard.
you are agy and pervered bye byeoh snap who that be ali lohan and it aint no lie bye bye bye bye when im not with u i lose my mind give me a sign hit me baby one more time
Re: erica – **ridiculous.
Its pretty depressing that fame is all a fourteen year old girl cares about.
She should be focusing on school and her friends and going out and spending time with her family. Like a normal child! She is still a child after all.
Although Ali Lohan scares me. THAT VOICE!
She has no idea what she`s getting into.
Why does this surprise anyone? Ali and Lindsay were both raised in the same fame-whore, substance abusing, dysfunctional home.
One word SLUT!!!!!! She looks like she is the same age as her sister!!!!!! Shes 14 or whatever I'm 14 and none of my friends look like that, even my 15 year old friends don't!!!!!!!!!
I feel sorry for her. She looks so stiff and nervous in this photo "Like I'm not sure I'm posing right" She looks hungry for attention and unfortunately this kind of pose at 14 will bring her all the wrong attention from media sharks and vultures. Her mother and father present themselves as stunted adolescents and there is noone around to give her clear direction. Lindsay already looks like a burned out methhead for such a young girl. Sad.
she's fugs
im not trying to be mean, but she looks unnatural awkward, arrogant and just plain weird looking in this book.
I love the last paragraph. Lindsay is immensely talented, and I have no doubt she will become one of the great actresses of our generation. It's a shame her mother meddles so much with her career. Kirsten Dunst is an incredible actress, who's pretty much stayed out of cheap PR - maybe because she doesn't have a cheap stage mom, or at least not one we ever get to see. I believe Lindsay's on her way to a huge comeback and she's completely reinventing her reputation at the moment. Hopefully she'll go in Kirsten's direction, especially when it comes to her career and choice of films. I hope she stays away from music and focuses on films, and that she won't share the rehab part of Kirsten's life.
She's only 14 and she's already messing up her life. Not to mention she looks way older in that pic than what she really is.
This really doesn't surprise me. Their mother is just money-hungry and is probably encouraging her younger daughter to be just like Lindsey. Also, Lindsey Lohan doesn't have that great of a talent to begin with. She's an "okay" actress, but not excellent or good. What's her little sister going to bring to the table? Probably just as much as Britney's sister did…She got knocked up, and now we have teen girls thinking it's cool and okay to have a baby at 16. Hollywood is fucked up, and I hope this girl doesn't get the limelight her sister has.
Now, there's a fresh, young teen in all black and hooker heels. :]
We can't blame her if the song sucks. After all, she has nothing to do with writing the song or lyrics. Even the vocal melodies are written for her.
Nothing says 'next big thing' like a young girl looking unecessarily haughty.
I'm sorry, but she looks like a 13 year old hooker in this picture, doesn't 13
years old just get their period? I guess 13 years is enough of childhood and
jump right into adulthood, it looks like Dina needs more money to support
herself. She lives vicariously through her kids.
why does she look like a praying mantis??
Lindsay is way hottter.
whoreface
owwwwww *snap*
Now allie, go do something usefull……like plucking ur mums eye brows
Re: Brend – probably because she is using her eldest daughter's fortune to pay off the authorities so she DON'T get in trouble. and that's what i see every time i look at Dina Lohan is someone who will do anything to keep someone quiet and out of the way. she isn't doing any good for ANY of her kids, and she should have had them taken from her after encouraging Lindsay that it was alright to party, get drunk, and do drugs every night. but then again, what do you expect from a lush who likes to go to clubs and party every night while her younger daughter is having an asthma attack at the same time trying to make sure the house doesn't get burned down because something almost caused an electrical fire. and when she and her brother call Dina, she acts like it's no big deal, but unhappily goes home to see what's going on. and yes, i did watch the episode where this happened because i was bored one night. lol. all i am saying is that Dina had to be the MOST irresponsible and uncaring parent i've ever seen.
PHONEY AND FAKE. INSINCERE. YOU BETTER GET REAL AND DROP THE ATTITUDE WHERE YOU THINK THAT YOUR SHIT DOESN'T STINK, OR YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE.
:l-
Americans….sheesh!
thats kids looks like an old lady to me
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FIRST!
I remember last year when my school's soccer team played hers. No one in my grade wears as much makeup as her. Jeeze!
Look at how big her figgen feet are… wow!
Re: ana – IF SHE IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH PUBLIC SCRUTINY THEN MAYBE SHE SHOULD LOOK FOR ANOTHER LINE OF WORK. NO?
Is it just me or does she look Absurd??
Woof Woof Woof. Ali is so freakishly ugly that it makes me sick to think she has her own show. She needs a cheeseburger and a milk shake.
She looks like a young Kristen Davis from Sex in the City. I think she looks cute.
this is a family of whores sex and gay
whoops.. like i was saying she's a sad sight for sore eyes (and sore lips) lol
She's not as NEAR as cute as her sister. She's going to crash and burn, so sad. She comes off so DESPERATE.
She is the biggest bitch on "reality" tv since Omarossa! Seriously i couldn't imagine the nightmare that would involve working with Alli lohan! And what is crazy is her Mom and two brothers seem awsome!
how incredibly pathetic!
WHAT SORT of MOTHER allows there 14y.o. child to grow up this way? Oh that's right, the IDIOT that did quite significantly less than a half-assed job on the first daughter…
shame on Dina for allowing a 14 yr old to travel this route….is there not Children Services in their town? Time someone calls them………Dina would be better off posing for Playboy (we all know she would) then allowing her underage child behave like this
She's a dog. She'll be famous for about 2 seconds.
Is Ali gay like Lindsay? You never here of her having a boyfriend? Only 14, I know but dont they have babies by 16 now and she doesn't even seem to be dating.
her mother has NO idea what's she's doing. Lindsay became famous by accident and she thinks she can do it again for Ali. (this is evident through her TV show that she has no clue on how to be a manager)
A. The official music video for Ali was a disaster, long promo for the tv show. The first single was a JOKE…. look at Demi Lavato's single "Get Back" and you can TELL who has real producers, REALLY working on a person's image/sales.
B. Her mother hiring whomever kisses her ass the most and boosts her ego is not working. (music producers/choreographers etc etc)
C. Ali thinking she's Hip Hop is - there are no words for this.
D. On Ali's official site she is introduced as Linday's baby sister this = to horrible marketing
E. her official youtube is full of spelling errors and tackiness because there is NO ONE looking out for her image and what she puts out. (may not sound like a big deal, but who else's web site has those error? go find them and come back to me.
Oh great, just what the world needs; another fucked-up lohan. Losers
With any luck, Ali will "forget" to wear panties for the paparazzi. Nothing like 14-year-old cooze to make ya famous!!
This girl already has an ugly smile on her face. She doesn't need cut.
who did perez steal this story from? he certainly couldn't write it????
This is horrible shot, we DON'T want to see up your nose Ali.
this girls seems too desperate. she wreeks of entitlement. blegh.
She's like Brooke Hogan. Just cashing in off her name.
That picture is creepy on so many levels.
DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THAT LITTLE ALI LOHAN, IS GOING DOWN THE LESBO HIGHWAY WITHOUT A SEATBELT, SHE LOOKS TO ME LIKE A LITTLE LESBOT, LIKE HER SIS, NOT THAT ITS A BAD THING I MEAN THE MOM PROLLY DIVED IN SOME MUFF BACK IN THE DAY, LEAVE THESE SAPHIC SISTERS ALONE.
Ali only wants fame, she cares nothing about her craft. Fame is fleeting. If her mother really wanted to help Ali, she would enroll her with a good drama and singing coach.
she is such an embarrasment to humankind. they took a person and did a thing where they are trying to turn someone with no ability to sing, into another britney spears. it is so embarrasing i can't even stand to watch the show anymore with her and her mother. instant stardom is what they want, talent or not. we will make the talent! isn't it the other way around? aren't you supposed to have the talent first?
THE SLUT ER APPLE DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE , BRAVO DINA HO HAN…
talent and hollywood should not be in the same sentence, anyone can do what Lindsay does…she plays her self, or something so similar…hollywood doesn't need talent, they got rid of talent 10yrs ago when Keanu got roles!
Shes a child - leave her alone ppl ….
Re: JferS – That's the problem, no she isn't a child anymore. She's a property!
WAAAY too skinny and her SUDDENLY larger bosoms look stupid poking out from her bony chest. Is she wearing her mom's fuck me heels? I have (out of curiosity) ssen the show…and this kid CANNOT sing…the people on the show telling her this are nuts!! She's full of herself, acts like a spoiled brat. The "mother"…does she even HAVE a job? Is her job hanging on to her kids and living off them, or the child support? That "video" was/is a joke…one of the worst I've ever seen….clips of the show…and boring repetitive "lyrics" who WROTE that SHIT???? They should be taken out behind the shed and SHOT!!!!! Please make Ali Lohan, Miley Cyrus, and the rest of the no-talent nothings GO AWAY!!!!!!! And don't forget to take your skany mothers!!!!
I'm not really interested in the sister, to be honest. Lindsay herself is only mildly interesting and I have seen no talent thus far to warrant paying any attention to the pretender to her throne. Frankly, I really find the mom and sister to be totally attention-whoring and obnoxious white trash. In my opinion, Lindsay was the only one there with "star quality".
what about that annoying RUmer Willis? She;s not doing anything yet she gets fame for simply being Demi and Bruce's ugly spawn!
She looks like she is constipated in that pic
Honestly, WTF does this little hatchet-faced skank think she is? Posing and stretching her ass out like a model. And she's only 14? Disgusting. I blame her mother for all of this. The entire pathetic Lohan clan needs to be put out of its misery.
I feel sorry already for ALI!!
she looks old.
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that ali is so annoying she is like obsessed with her sister its weird.