This Is Not A Joke
Filed under: Sarah Jessica Parker
S.J.P. has her own sex toy, bbs.
And she loves it up her cornhole!
Posted: August 4, 2008 at 5:06 pm
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This Is Not A JokeFiled under: Sarah Jessica Parker
S.J.P. has her own sex toy, bbs. And she loves it up her cornhole! Posted: August 4, 2008 at 5:06 pm
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whats a love hole??
porn movies are made all the time with altered names, please not sjp
A tale of 2 tities
Beverly Hill Cock
Hannah does her sisters
Buffy the vampire layer
Cumming to america
missionary possible
Star whores
Snatch Adams……..
……….the list goes on and on
Perez, this is OLD. And SJP isn't the only one who has her sex toy.
No No No! That woman is ugly, but Sarah Jessica Parker is uglier! Keep it real.
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And for SJP it is irrelevant; it is impossible to tell her face from her ass anyway! ewwwwww!
This is a new low. So disgusting I just might get rid of you on my favorites bookmarks. Show some class please. What have you got against SJP and are you dating this porkhole?
I'm glad I saw that before it gets taken down. Lawyers circling…….
lmao I saw that at spencers the other day
That is NOT SJP! Funny though. It'll be reaaallllyyyy funny when they get the pants sued off them.
I SMELL A LAWSUIT. Sorry, I think that was butt I smelled.
As you would say, Perez, "HIGHlarious!"
i saw this at spencers a long time ago………………………
the real question is who would EVER buy tori spelling's 9021-HO? there's a ton of them, check it pipedreamproducts.com
OMG!!!! IM FUCKIN CHOKING!!! ALKSDFA;LSKDFASDFLAKSDF THE MOST HILARIOUS THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY
that is hilarious!
Love it! thanks for posting Perez!
THAT'S NOT EVEN HER!
That does not even look like SJP. What source did this come from? There's no way Miss Parker would put out something this raunchy.
And she loves it up her cornhole!
Just like you Perez.
WTF!?
Stop. I totally found this thing in Spencer's like a month or so ago. It took me by surprise at first! I just love the "sex in her shitty" bit
I hope she sues the crap out of them and then comes after your "shitty"!
I can't remember where i first saw this, but this is well old, still makes me laugh though! I doubt there'll be any lawsuits, it's been out for so long that i'm sure she already knows about it.
you already talked about this months ago… why again?
thats disgusting…and cleary not SJP
that looks NOTHING like her
yeah, that definitely looks nothing like her.
Re: britt – SHUT THE FUCK UP! being ignorant is a fucking sin, whether its in the bible or not. get some fucking respect!
I don't believe it's SJP. She has too much class to do such a dirty thing. She wouldn't even do a nudie on her show (SATC). It's someone else posing as her. Wait til she sees this one. Perez may be put out of business. Better find yourself a good lawyer, again. LOL!
Not her.
Fred's right….HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
If you fuck her from behind, you don't have to look at her ugly face.
With them chile-bearing hips of hers, she probably gots room to take 'em two at a time.
Perez, I loves you, chile. You'se one classy paparatzzy.
lmao. love it
SJP MUST SUE! This is disgusting. They cannot use her likeness without her permission for profit. How tacky!
You can totally tell that is a SJP look alike… Just another company trying to capitalize on SATC. It looks more like Haylie Duff than SJP.
It's painfully obvious that the "woman" on the box is not her. duh
I'm suprised Perez…
you fucking copied off my words about angilina jolie and brad.. cornhole.. thanks alot think of your own words fatass
am i the only that think that the girl on the cover looks like Haylie Duff?
It should have her husband on the box from what we heard farris bueler likes anal parades She is embarassed and would rather see him with a woman than the news getting out of his affairs with men poor Sarah her life was so perfect also her std's concern her did hubby give her more moles to worry about on her lower cleft chin in her undies. Its so hard to sleep counting moles
thats hilarious.
This has been at Spencers for a while.
LAST
Where can I purchase these from???
First! And that's not even her crazy. Get a life!
Wow .. Dude . Its not SJP. Its a tottaly different girl plus that girl looks way diff then SJP.
Re: KK –
Umm it's pretty obvious that he is joking.
She may file a lawsuit but I doubt she will win.
The First Amendment protects satire and parody.
Didn't you fuckwits learn anything in high school?
You guys can tell that this is a look-alike right? That pic is a girl that LOOKS a lot of SJP but its not her.
lololololol.
i saw this at spencers.
haha.
Hahah! It's funny, but it's not Sarah Jessica Parker's line. Its a company called Pipedream Products. Apparently they make celebrity blow up dolls. They also have Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez, Tori Spelling, Pamela Anderson and Eva Longoria.
"loves sex in her shitty" ROFLMAOOO omg classic! why are porn logos and phrases ALWAYS soo hilarious?! Are they suppose to be??
Thats not even SJP! Geez, don't advertise wrong for people who just skim through!
this is disgusting. not even funny.
FUNNIEST SEX TOY EVER LOL
I LOVES THIS
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
HOW VULGAR !!!!!!! Is this a porn site ?
c'mon, that's not even decent photoshop. of course it's a joke.
First off, like everyone said, kind of late AND kind of wrong info.. Its not her, it says its not her right on the box, AND its old info..
Half, if not more, of your "stories" and "gossip" are articles that have been up on other pages (People or elsewhere) for quite some time.. The Duggars and their 18th kid?? She announced her pregnancy on MOTHERS' DAY.. You did it just last week.. Talk about time lapse.. And some of your postings almost match People word for word..
Re: Kari – your husband would take it out of the box and use it on his boyfriend……then he'd present it to you in an empty pizza box you dumb whore
You're such a tard perez i swear.. gawwwd.
time to sue
*looking at model on box* IT'S A MAN, BAY-BEE…!!
that is SO not her!
I was just at a sex shop for my cousins bachelorette and they have tons of these.. they have a jlo one with a mexican chick with a huge ass.. then they have a dukes of hazzard jessica simpson look alike… u kinda tried to pass this off perez as if that were really her sex toy.. kinda shady.. anything for gossip
this is really old.
Shes prettier than SJP and EWW!
I saw this at the store and it's not really her. And its an old fashion blow up doll.
I CALL BULLSHIT.
CORNHOLIO !!!
dude, this is so fucking old– the superficial had this a few months ago
OH FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY/HOLEY!!! Who didn't already know that? I ask you!!!!
this is really really really dumb. but at least you don't call her SJPeePee anymore…i really wish she was left alone she is a beautiful and amazing actress
LMAO, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that's not her!
didnt know Matty liked puttin it in her shitty!
looks like a drag queen….
on second thought….might actually be the real SJP..the world will never know..
what does first mean?
thats not her, thats a look a like!
SJP would never stoop so low. she wont even show her titz on SATC!
courtesy of spencer's gifts, im sure. too bad thats not her!
Get your lawyers on stand-by: SJP should sue!!! I mean sue even for the hair off of your ugly dog's fat back!
lol, awesome. TO OTHER COMMENTORS: DUH ITS NOT HER, ITS A PORNO GIRL SATIRE
SO funny….just saw it at the porn shop! HAHA
:D LOL
lol how fucking stupid are you people?
have a sense of humour much?
write a letter if it pisses you off so much
while this doll is wicked halarious (even more so 3 months ago when i saw it first… ) its not her. its a company that makes 'famous' dolls. they have a pam anderson.. and jessica alba and an eva longoria..
I saw this at Spencers months ago. It's not her on the front. It does look a lot like her tho.
There is no way that is her…. this is fucked up!
That's hot…
this is sooo old news!
wtf?
Re: Nikki – fame has it's prices honey….
I would love to carve a face in that round ass of her's.
Yeeeeeaahh, I love me some Sarah Jamitupher Pooper!
Really lame - not clever, not witty, no funny… just stupid.
The person on the cover looks like a drag queen.
haha my store, spencer gifts, sells these…so funny!
HA!
Too great, too great…
There's gonna be a HUGE court drama on their hands pretty soon though…
Ohhhh ,Sarah Jessica Parker is going to win a big lawsuit here.
god she has such a horse face. ick.
wow man thats pretty funny,cant they get in trouble for some type of plaugrism or copyright infringments or somthing?
SJP makes me sick to begin with so this wouldnt suprise me!! Nasty!!!
ew that's disgusting. that girl looks nothing like her..
Perezelicious, I'm gonna kick your sweet little arse!
XOXOXY LeeLee