If You Are Easily Offended….
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A promo ad for the upcoming season of America's Next Top Tranny Model. Ouch! Tyra should have hired Mariah's retoucher!

Posted: August 4, 2008 at 11:37 pm




haha oh gawd. i rlly dont no what to say. the show is okay, but the judges and stuff……i mean come on….. meh, w.e.
p.s is that tyra in the front????????? LOL wow.
Tyra is looking more and more like Janice Dickinson. Old Hag Syndrome.
Nice stylized/idealized body though.
It's less offensive than unintentionally funny! Only Tyra can out-tranny Ms J! But she should've learned a trick or two from Benny Ninja!
it doesn't look like there are any "full figured" models this season
OH WOW…WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Nice turnout!
Dude..there is something called OVER KILL. this show is on WAY too often that I can't catch up with it, and don't even like it anymore. She needs to stop having SOO many seasons of it, and focus on making at least ONE of her models famous so that people will be more inclined to watch.
It's just a poster? Does it really matter? She looks like Beyonce in it…I don't know, I'm so tired to type something….
that looks so fuckin stupid. but then again, i'm not into that show so maybe i just don't get it.
THAT'S SO COOL! HIPPIE STYLE IS IN FASHION AGAIN SO THE IDEA IS SMART! LOVE THE LOOK - HERS AND THE OTHERS! MISS J LOOKS SO COOOOL! LOL AND I THINK I HAVE MY OWN FAVOURITE GIRL - THE ONE WHO IS LOOKING LIKE SHE'S SMELLING A FLOWER GROWING ON MISS J'S FACE LOL! SHE LOOKS LIKE AGYNESS!!!
uglay….. phewww
why did they make tyra's nose fucking huge?
Perez, Chelsea H. just mentioned you on her show
Are they all high? Are they waiting for pizza to be delivered?
i wish heidi was the host tyra sucks but i just love the show so i cant stop watching.
looks like a bad acid trip
Re: KeLBeE –
that's like, EXACTLY what i was thinking.
they're all stoned off their asses, that's why they want us to feel the love.
i mean, their vacation this season IS to amsterdam…
ok at first i thought this was beyonce.
and yeah, she really should have retouched those thighs…
this picture is an awful advertisement. it looks so fucking insane (not in a good way)
I'M OFFENDED !!!!!!!!!!!
oh this should be flippin sweet. i cant wait for this!!!!
CAN'T WAIT.:D
where IS tyra?
she looks like a clown! Someone is getting fired……..
is this a reunion season??, ’cause all the girls look the same from previous seasons…. Tyra looks like the Joker…
Where's the fat one? There's always a fat one!
what the hell! how many fukin girls are competing?!
Tyra is gorgeous…..Looking at this pic, you'd never know it.
Ouch is right, Perez.
shes real… and every one eles is a hater.
very weird.
Xanadu anyone?
is that Amy Winehouse??? on the right side of the picture, with her hands up…
oh geezz poor tyra. she looks awwwwfuulll
Tyra, what color is the sky in your world?
Will someone please wake this bitch up?!
Oh. My. God.
Love Tyra's long flowing, blonde caucasian locks. The headband is an excellent accessory to interrupt the miles of forehead.
absolutely stupid.
my brain cells have depleted just by it receiving this image.
HAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL!!!!!!!!
perez. your an idiot, she looks amazing. Who cares that shes not anorexically thin, shes healthy and still gorgeous and is wayyyyy more famous than you will ever be. She's an inspiration for a lot of girls out there. I love top model and cant wait for thisss!
tyra looks like a hippie version of solange..
shes beautiful
Ew. This doesn't even look like real people.
She's such an attention whore!
Tyra, Tyra, Tyra, what a selfish and annoying bitch
u go tyra wit ur givenchy boots.. u go girl
Jesus.
She looks fine.
Fat? You kids are retarded.
too hippie
still cant wait for the show though!
yey top model!! im addicted to that show.
That promo is odd XD
The girls all look freakin' gorgeous… It's nice to see Jay and Miss J on the poster for once… but Tyra just looks frightening. As in, more frightening than usual- and that's saying quite a bit.
So who cares if she has meet on her damn body its normal and I kno the people writin these comments are not all skinny so shut up and live ur life and make momey el stupidos trying to judge cuz tyra gettin money while u hate
I honestly thought it was Cher, than Tyra. Yikes!!!
I love this ad! Its cute && chic!
Perez calling Tyra a tranny just makes yo0h appear like the rest of this douche bags who talk about yo0h 24-7.
&& for all yo0h other douche bags who call Tyra fat or talk about shit giggling or her thiighs yo0h guys are idiots!!! Yo0h want her to be a walking bag of bones? YO0H ARE THE REAL PPL THROW UP AFTER THEY EAT!!!!! She is healthly && beautiful! Yo0h dumb ass idiots!!!!!
I just looked in the mirror … Tyra looks pretty damn good in comparison… so it's all relative after all … speakin' of relatives, are hers bovine or what?! Ooh a can't believe I made a bitchymark (for those of you who don't know this is a noun. cross between bitchy and remark). I'm usually sooo nice!! :-/
why is it all hippie like??
what does first mean? Please tell me someone!!
she's so stoned who the fu** told her she looks good like that
god thing she's a top model imagine if she wasn't!
lmfao
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Bump Tyra…Miss Jay looks afro tabulous!
you're one to talk perez
tyra looks great and so does the ad
stop criticizing people for nothing you ass
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!? She looks amazing
I don't see anything wrong with it besides the fact that it is corny as hell.
Smashmouth's Walking on the Sun
tyra sucks ass and is huge
shes pretty darn dumb—
she defiantly ain't that skinny in real life!
theres no fat chick this season… I guess Tyra was enough fatness for the whole show!!!
I'm not so offended, considering I am a tranny. I mean, she does need to tuck her wee wee in a lil tighter before knowingly lifting up her legs.
Hmmm, hippy promo huh?
Yeah, she looks high in that picture!!!
Asqueroso!!!!!!!!!!!
ickkkyyyy!!!
IF ANYONE NEEDS A "RETOUCHER" ITS YOU , U FUGLY FAT PIGREZ, NOT MARIAH OR HER BIGNESS TYRA !!!
Kind of stupid promo but i love americas next top model
Tyra looks high…
not a great pic.
YAAAY a new season of ANTM.
To quote Nellie Furtado:
'Paint my face in a magazine/Make it look whiter than it seems'.
i like how fatass perez says someone is too photoshopped, or someone isnt photoshopped enough
stfu you fatass youre never photoshopped enough
someone would have to cut you out of the picture completely for you to look appealing to anyone
looks a lot better than last seasons!
Well, she sure knows the diection to turn to TRY to make her look thinER…the waist is STILL a bit thick in the middle and the long "hair" is not doing a brilliant job of hiding her upper arms…TYRA…thought this was a CONTEST for unknowns….what the fuck are YOU doing in the middle of the picture???? No one wants to look at YOU they want to check out the new girls and figure out who will win!!! Get out of the WAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!
tyra is a fool should me taken off the air she is an joke of humanity
i love tyra, but she does looks a wee bit scary and i'm so excited for the new season!!
There is no such thing as a rich hippie, Tyra.
Weight= no biggie. Thin is just a load of bullshit
lalal your 93RD SUCK IT BITCH!
Im sure all you are comment are gorgeous goddess's!!! NOT!!! Get lives you morons.. shes hot. and your all just jealous!!
you guys are idiots to think she's overweight!!! she doesn't have to be super thin anymore and isn't ashamed of her body, people need to realise life doesn't revolve around looks:)
Over touched photo = CARTOON!
Is that even her body?
Why would she stoop to this level
when she boasts of ultimate industry professionalism
???????
LOL At first I thought it was Beyonce!
Is that a man in the uper left hand corner??
she looks like a cartoon. overphotoshopped
The show is ridiculous… looks like there's 2 men in the pic a white one on the upper left and a black one with a fro on the upper right.
that's a MAN, baby!
The show is really getting old, none of this girls really became a top model so what's the point? They need to come up with something fresh like a very interesting twist or just move on!
I don't get it. She's a beautiful woman with a body ALOT of people would kill for. Half the people making comments on her weight or body size are probably twice a big as her.
WTF?????
what is this? it looks like across the universe meets 60's hippie model???
soo0o0o0o0o fucking excited!!!
HATE FAT PEOPLE
fucking fat sweats walking around america
I HATE FAT PEOPLE
go shove more food down your mouths you fat fucks
I HATE FAT PEOPLE
discusting filthy tubbys
I HATE FAT PEOPLE
sedintary god damn slobs
I HATE FAT PEOPLE
thick thighs touching
I HATE FAT PEOPLE
stomach roles of discust on our beaches
I HATE FAT PEOPLE
damn it go on a fucking diet
She's amazing. You're jealous you can't have your own reality show.
No one wants you on there except your lil fans.
Die.
someone tell me whats wrong with this?
i dont see anything!!!
Oh my….The Jays! lol! I can't wait I'm addicted to these shows!
tyra banks really needs to stop. you talk about kate moss.
wooooaaaaaah, tyra, i love you, but…ew, your face. better fire whoever touched up that photo.
I feel like I'm going to be sick *puke*
Retoucher? Hello, it's a cartoon.
i think that you all should grow up and stop putting people down for there weight. who cares if shes making herself look thinner then wot she may or may not be. who are we to judge.. everybody does it. and tyra is not fat anyone that says she is ,should be ashamed of them selves. what because shes no size 6? wtf grow up half the people writting these comments are probably over weight. it might not be the best picture, but her t show gives gurls the chance to do sumthing they love. and they come out of it learning alo about how to model. so they take alot back with them. they also get reconized. leave tyra alone and find something better to do.