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A Very Important Message From…

Filed under: Paris Hilton > Celebrity Feuds > Politik > John McCain

Click here to check out some words of wisdom from Paris Hilton.

Pretty damn funny!

307 comments to “A Very Important Message From…”

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  1. 201

    That was seriously so funny. While I'm not a huge fan, I love that she doesn't take shit from people and can get spin this whole thing around and make it hilarious.

    Oh, and- Obama '08.



  2. 202

    can't beleive I liked something she said…

    there's a first for everthing



  3. 203

    Great, she can actually act



  4. 204

    Hahaha, I like it. Very funny.



  5. 205

    ****************************************************************************
    PARIS IS THE SHIT!!! LOL SHE'S TO FUNNY!!!!



  6. 206

    Is she really running for president? C'mon if this is her pitch, old gray haired wrinkly man you def. have my vote!



  7. 207

    I have massaged Paris Hilton. She is SO sweet, sincere, FUNNY, cool, generous, I just LOVE her. Can't stand the haters, they are clearly jealous, but the thing is, Paris had no control of being born to rich parents. I think she deals with her situation in a great way. Don't judge a book by it's cover and don't judge people you have NEVER met yet.
    x

    Dr. Dot



  8. 208

    this is the best thing she could have ever done - wasn't a big fan of hers until now - LMAO



  9. 209

    I Love it !!!!!! very funny……



  10. 210

    I am stunned that she could memorize all of that! Well…we're not sure how many takes that was though…



  11. 211

    I just love how she's trying to prove that she is "smart".
    Nice try Paris, but you fail.



  12. 212

    That was great Paris for prez, but forget Rihanna- Perez for VP!!!!



  13. 213

    She must be a pretty good actress. She keeps smiling and reading the cue cards—all while keeping her knees together, an unnatural position for her, for an awfully long time.



  14. 214

    I'm not a fan of this girl, however she gets points for this one. Cracked me up.



  15. 215

    The first time I can actually take her side!!

    Her bullshit factor can't be any higher than any other political blowhards



  16. 216

    Shows how truy ridiculous McCain and his politics are…
    You go Paris…Screw McCain….
    xox, ilona rose
    P.S. Paris…I didnt mean that literally…'Ya know, the screwing part
    You go Girl!!!



  17. 217

    That was hilarious



  18. 218

    That was hilarious! Good for you Paris! :]



  19. 219

    LMAO i saw this on Leno.
    Paris officially won me over.



  20. 220

    YEAH!!!!!!!!!! PARIS for President! Someone with some sense.



  21. 221

    dumb ho



  22. 222

    Paris '08!



  23. 223

    omg?



  24. 224

    Wow…Paris darling, what is happening to you? That was cute and tasteful and even…..dare I say….sophisticated?



  25. 225

    ugh i hate paris



  26. 226

    Hates it!



  27. 227

    o paris….



  28. 228

    I am NO a fan of Miss Hilton or what she represents…however, she was funny in this one which is quite a refreshing



  29. 229

    LOL! Go Paris! :D



  30. 230

    ha ha this was great… mccain is most likely hating himself for making the video including Paris and Britney in the first place.



  31. 231

    I la la la LOVE this .. secretly maCain should be beyond embarassed .. lol



  32. 232

    Brillant!



  33. 233

    Loved it? Were all of you watching the same video I was? It wasn't funny at all, I'd expect more out of Funny or Die considering they approached her about it…..



  34. 234

    wooooow go paris loved it hahahaa



  35. 235

    Loves it xD



  36. 236

    Oh god when will this waste of skin GO AWAY?



  37. 237

    As a Canadian I just have to say this, Americans you are looking very stupid for even having this retard in your media, especially during a campaign in which you are to choose a leader….oh yeah you only have 2 choices anyway…retards



  38. 238

    THIS IS AWESOME. I now hold some respect for Paris!! What a good bitch.



  39. 239

    I think it's really funny!



  40. 240

    haha a pink house. the republicans will go nuts.



  41. 241

    and the sad thing is: she would be a much better president than most of the other ones America had before!



  42. 242

    ha ha ha ha ha ha! that is hilarious! i want paris for president!



  43. 243

    Yes! Paris you're so cool! Loves it!



  44. 244

    GO PARIS! Yeah, I'll cast a vote for a blonde who has a brain — Not some old biddy who has anger management issues !

    www.twilightfancenter.com



  45. 245

    IF ANYONE BUT PARIS HAD DONE THIS IS WOULD HAVE BEEN FUN BUT THIS WOMAN IS NOTHING BUT A PORNO STAR, WHO HAS TO HAVE A SCRIPT IN ORDER TO SEEM EDUCATED. PARIS EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DID NOT EVEN FINISH HIGH SCHOOL, YOUR ATTEMPTS TO SEEM NORMAL ARE IN VAIN. YOU WILL NEVER OUT RUN YOUR WHORE PAST. AND YOUR NOSE STILL LOOKS MESSED UP, YOUR BLEACHED HAIR MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A HOOKER AND YOUR FAKE BLUE EYES LOOK STUPID. HERE'S A THOUGHT, TRY PUTTING ON SOME CLOTHES TAKING OFF ALL THE FAKE AND JUST BE YOURSELF….



  46. 246

    Hahahahahahaha!!! LOVE IT!! Just for recognizing that some people just see her as a dumb blonde and then going along with it for this joke… I gotta give kudos to her for it! This is genious!



  47. 247

    VOTE FOR PARIS..haha I am soo going to do a write in..



  48. 248

    lol!! yeah i'm not that big of a Paris fan either… but that was freakin hilarious!!! probably one of the best things she has ever done.



  49. 249

    OK I'm sooo a closeted Paris fan and this is some funny shit!!!!!! Everybody make sure to VOTE!!!!! GO OBAMA!!!!!!



  50. 250

    haha :-D She obviously had a writer make the commentary for her but that was hilarious. I wonder if her parents are still John McCain supporters? I know they're peeved at him for the ad but do they still want to vote for him? Perez….find out for us please! Love ya!



  51. 251

    I don't especially care for her…but that was fucking hilarious



  52. 252

    wow somebody wrote some words on a Teleprompter for old Paris and she figured out how to read it! Amazing



  53. 253

    Paris went from zero to ninety in my estimation of her with this one ad.
    -
    -
    Brilliant. Loved the moldy oldies in the background behind McIdiot's picture.



  54. 254

    whahaha that was so Funny!



  55. 255

    That was pretty good!



  56. 256

    oh my god that was HILARIOUS!! i like paris hilton soooo much more now…good for her!! PARIS FOR PRESIDENT!



  57. 257

    surprisingly funny but she's still not hot



  58. 258

    While it WAS silly, it would have been funnier if she did this at age 18 as opposed to age 27. White haired dude? Sounds juvenille but it just goes to show that her brain is still stuck in middle school somewhere and needs to grow up. Sorry, I just can't seem to jump on the Paris bandwagon when she simply has done nothing of significant interest… or maybe I can't get those old racist comments out of my mind…



  59. 259

    Hahaha, who knew she had a sense of humor. Good for her.



  60. 260

    isn't it weird how she makes more since than the politicians
    paris 4 president!!!!



  61. 261

    That is hilarious!! Way to go Paris!!



  62. 262

    lol, kudos for paris



  63. 263

    I'm not a huge Paris Hilton fan, but I am now! This video is hilarious!! GO PARIS!!!



  64. 264

    THAT WAS HILARIOUS!



  65. 265

    While I am not a huge Paris fan that was HYSTERICAL…definatly reminded me of Elle Woods! Good for her though to stand up for herself!



  66. 266

    lol. i love it!!



  67. 267

    this is so hilarious. This thing is going to be viral for weeks with the younger demographic. Good one McCain.



  68. 268

    Ha Ha! Another useless wanna be star trying to be political. Kind of reminds me of Obama. Paris has no talent, Obama has no experience. Paris is a whore, Obama is a media whore. Both are worthless.



  69. 269

    THAT WAS AMAZING!



  70. 270

    Gag!



  71. 271

    That is so funny!!! Loves it!



  72. 272

    omg soooooo funny!
    work that presidential lingo gurl!



  73. 273

    that's the snap snap for real, bad ass



  74. 274

    OMG i first hated her, but after this….. Revenge LOL vote for paris…i will



  75. 275

    I agree with Paris Hilton with the Oil drilling =D
    This campaign, has officially made me a Paris Hilton fan.
    You go Paris!



  76. 276

    I thought I hated her, but she's pretty funny.

    Vote for Paris!

  77. BNice says – reply to this


    277

    So funny….I loved it!! I think the woman is a lot smarter than people give her credit for.



  78. 278

    Go Paris Go!!



  79. 279

    lmao! love it



  80. 280

    Hahaha yay for Paris!



  81. 281

    I WOULD OF TALKED MORE SHIT



  82. 282

    This is the best thing , that she done in that year …
    Really good step to own career …
    I Love Paris !!!



  83. 283

    Okay, I'm far from a fan, but that was great. Way to go Paris. :)



  84. 284

    Haha, not too bad! & she can make fun of herself.

  85. CesX says – reply to this


    285

    jajajaja I loved it!!!! jajaja está genial



  86. 286

    I love Paris and the fact she can laugh at all the stuff people write about her.
    She is just trying to lead her life-give her a break. Perez-like the changes!!!



  87. 287

    Sexy!



  88. 288

    Much like THE HILLS, semi-Scripted right?. The only thing, for sure, is that it's worth watching for the Tact and Snap she uses. I actually love her this way. Finally, she's done some good acting. And can't wait to see that Musical weirdo movie!



  89. 289

    as much as i love paris….does she have any idea about what she said at the end?!!!!!?!!!



  90. 290

    It's great that she isn't afraid to make fun of herself, she really has a good sense of humor. Loves it!

  91. Adrey says – reply to this


    291

    omfgggggggg. Paris Hilton is THE BEST motha fucka out there! She exudes elegance and sophistication. Even in her trashy days, she was still awesome. At least sehe's lived it through and didn't go crazy and shoot herself or go to rehab or disappear or anything. She's really out there living life and making the most out of it. Ecen if she did have a teleprompter, she sure as hell dilivered it well. I think she should definitely run for president. She's the best thing to grace this planet. and i love her love her love her love her. =].



  92. 292

    Paris and I are friends. She's right about McCain, he is old and krinkeled
    up. Hi Paris, I love you.



  93. 293

    Paris and I are related. That's why I'm outspoken, like her. Paris, that old wrinkled man is short, hit him.



  94. 294

    We love Paris with all our hearts and smiles. She is hot, like us. We wouldn't dare hurt her. Love you Paris.



  95. 295

    Paris is so stuck up.



  96. 296

    [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ Pariz iz my bitch…I luv her zweetazz ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
    [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ u tell mcbomby…u really need 2/run ]]]]]]]]]]]]
    [[[[[[[[[[[[[ run independent Pariz..I'll vote 4 U..4//realz]]]]]]]]]



  97. 297

    Paris Hilton is really not a dumb blonde- she is actually very smart for playing one all of her life.
    P.s. Paris 08!



  98. 298

    Paris, you should get into politicz and freak everyone the hell out.
    Maybe you'll win..you'll at least get all of hillaryz
    votez. " pariz Hilton 4/prezident



  99. 299

    Pariz…
    we
    all
    want
    to
    vote
    for
    you.
    so
    pay
    your
    $500.00
    and
    run
    independent girl. Beat McCain



  100. 300

    I don't really like Paris but this was hilarious!! =)

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