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Filed under: Pete Wentz > Fill In The BlankAshlee Simpson's husband signs a surfboard for charity at the Boost Mobile party at the Project Beach House in Malibu on Saturday.
Peter Wentz has a perturbed look on his face because _________.
[Image by Jason Merrit via Film Magic.]
Posted: August 10, 2008 at 4:14 pm
The guy behind him just called him 'fat ass'
He suddenly realized that Papa Joe Simpson is his father-in-law.
His flat iron quit working…..
… because he's not the singer of Fall Out Boy so he can't release a solo album and is stuck doing stupid shit like this and hosting FNMTV.
He finally looked in the mirror and saw what a douche he is.
his cunt itches, and he can't scratch it.
Because when she sings La La, it makes him wanna screeeeam.
Peter Wentz has a perturbed look on his face because he is single handedly breaking up the best band ever.
Peter Wentz has a perturbed look on his face because he is a fucking knob
because hes a douche bag
Because he has to have sex with Asslee Simpson. EW!
He's tired of Ashlee
he probably hasn't been laid in months.
he knows that his child will either be black, or have a tail, both faults of its mother for being a skank.
he just pictured what his baby is gonna look like. owen wilson