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She's Got A Bug (And Three Fists) Up Her Butt
Filed under: Brooke Hogan > When Celebrities Blog
This is such a desperate and transparent attempt for attention on her part, but we like our girls cheap and easy. So we'll give it her!
Brooke Hogan is upset, you guys.
Naturally, the international superstar took to her blog to vent her frustrations.
She says:
"Hey guys,
As y'all know, the last 12 months have been crazy. My best friend, almost brother, John has been in the hospital (I pray for him every day), Nick is in jail, my parents are divorcing, mom's dating a younger dude, dad's fighting the good fight, there are lawsuits back to back, and of course the paparazzi are on our ass all the time. Perez Hilton has been a major pain in mine, personally…lol. But what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, right? I have written about my experiences, reflected them in my lyrics, and recorded some of them as new songs, some as covers of old songs and some as interpolations of other songs. I will share my music with y'all starting tomorrow, Friday the 15th. The first song is about my present life and is called "ThnkU4LettinMeBMahself." Listen to it and write me back.
Brooke"
Oh, no, girl. Noooo!!!!
NO MORE MUSIC!
Spare us!!!! And the world!
P.S. Your song better be as good as the one Fergie wrote about us!
[Photo via JPI Studios.]
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FIRST!!!!
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I hate that girl
ThnkU4LettinMeBMahself?!?!?!
That has to be the stupidest title to a song I've ever seen! Literally, not one word is spelled right!
I feel for Brooke. But this is definately a failed attempt just to get people to feel pity for her. yes we know!! life SUCKS. And i'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard ..
Just because her brother almost killed that guy…..why does everyone hate her?? What did she do? Her mom's a pedophile, her father is….well….a pedophile, her brother is just a plain old douche, doesn't mean she's a bad person.
Rock on, Brooke!!
THATS WHAT WHITE TRASH LIFE IS ALL ABOUT, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT BROOKE!
Sorry, Brooke, but here's some true wisdom from Despair, Inc.:
What doesn't kill you only postpones the inevitable.
what a man
hahahha
AWW, LOVE YA BROOKE! Keep doing your thing! Wait, what song did Fergie write about Mr. Perez?
Re: Sstina – May I ask why?
Stay Strong Brooke!!
interpolation:
1 a: to alter or corrupt (as a text) by inserting new or foreign matter b: to insert (words) into a text or into a conversation
2: to insert between other things or parts : intercalate
3: to estimate values of (data or a function) between two known values
hmmm… i think the bitch was trying to use her word-o-the-day and used it wrong. um, interpretation, perhaps?
That girl is GROSS.
Brooke's gross
she sucks !!
ok that title has got to go somewhere far away and never come back and her and her whole family should do the same
um. maybe if your father didnt cheat and your brother didnt drive drunk your family wouldnt be a mess?
I mean I can't say I hate her b/c she comes from one messed up family, but really Brooke…more music?!? Please spare me and my ears!!
I can't take any song seriously, if the title consists of numbers to replace words. With all the money, that Brooke was born into…she should be able to buy a vowel and an occasional consonant, every now and again.
This is a joke right?
LEAVE HER ALONE ALREADY, STOP BEING SUCH A JERK!
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Why do you guys say you hate someone you have never met? Isn't that a bit ignorant and shallow? Wow, people are so quick to write people off these days without even giving them a chance. If you don't like someone then why waste your time reading and commenting….just skip past these article and go to the next.
Brooke needs to take her licks like a man. She is putting her self in the public eye. If you put yourself out there, there will be critics always. Everyone can't be expected to like you. There is plenty of reason not to like Brooke. Firstly, she has the brains of a pea (must run in the family), and 2nd she has no talent! She's so average! I could go down to the local beach and find 20 Brookes. Her type is a dime a dozen. What does she have going for her besides being born to a famous dad? Rumer Willis and Brooke should start their own network.
You know, all you jackasses can leave her alone. She's just putting up with alot of crap right now.
And who ever said that any song that she is writing for therapy in helping to cope with her situation has ANYTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH YOU PEREZ? Get OVER yourself already….!
Excuse my English, I am from the Azores.
SHE'S NEXT -SOMETHINGS GONNA HAPPEN TO HER NEXT
Re: krazihottkelli/bitchygrl – HOW ARE YOU DOING GIRL?
Hey, she can't be that bad…No one can who hasn't attracted a comment from that dumb sh1+ Andy27
WTF is an ”interpolation"? Didn't she mean "interpretation"?!? Brooke needs to learn how to spell. Not just text!!!! She can't even spell the name of her song correctly! She should stop trying to have a career in music and go to college and study child development. That's what most of the blonde bimbos in my high school did until they found someone to marry and sperminate them (sometimes vice versa).
Re: spencerb –
…me is spelt right.
She tries to hard to be hard. This ghetto act aint working honey.
OMG - She sings??
I never noticed!!!
That's why I was asking myself "why there's a cd with her picture?".
Now I see…
SORRY BABY, BUT - WHITE TRASH.
I LIVE IN THE SAME TOWN AS THIS FAMILY. THE PARENTS ARE FUCKED UP AND NICK IS A REAL ASSHOLE !!! AS FOR BROOKE- YOU LET YOUR DAD PUT SUNTAN LOTION ON YOUR ASS!??? SO WRONG AND SO DISGUSTING !!! WTF !!!
DISGUSTING Perez "three fists"!!!
Re: LettyB – HEY LETTY B !!!
Ummmm…is she giving herself a breast exam in this picture???
Haha I like her, but she needs to grow up. I saw her show once, she acted so immature cause her 'ex' was at her party. I'm her age and I don't even trip like that. GROW UP Brooke!
Re: dalipardon – I agree. Is she trying to tell us she likes getting butt fucked by Perez?
i hate this girl, she is almost as annoying as tyra banks
Ew no ty.
What Fergie song was about Perez?
"ThnkU4LettinMeBMahself"
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LOL
"Mahself"
Cute?
Ick.
Re: LettyB – OMFG! I'm sure you could certainly school the poor girl on "what white trash life is all about." You are the absolute epitome of it: obese, mixed race children, minimum wage job, welfare queen….my god you reek of it. Your mongrel home is only something you want to escape but can't; isn't that true? Your only attention is here…a pitiful gossip site where you envy the rich and famous and beautiful, because they are all you aren't..isn't that true? Poor thing….I'll always be back to check on you…to help you. Don't worry.
Brooke, you need to distance yourself from your family ASAP. They are the TITANIC and you are the BAND. Get on a boat sweetie lest they take you down with them.
Desperate for attention, Brooke Hogan shows women everywhere how to properly administer your monthly breast examinations…
I kind of like Brooke, but this picture made me think this.
That's from the video where she shows people how to make queefing noises with her armpit.
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DUDE. she is a man. i swear daddy's steroids punctured mommy's egg way .
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am i the only one who thinks her makeup is always 3 shades lighter than the rest of her? im sorry, im so freakin bored of this publicity whore , i've resorted to nit picking…
ok so i was not aware that "interpolation" was a word……
and that song title made me throw up all over my computer screen……
One of these days Perez…your life is going to suck as much as hers does right now. Cherish what you have. In the end all you will have is lil Mr. Teddy. Play nice asshole -.-
she's fat, she's ugly, she's stupid, she can't sing, she looks like a tranny….she's basically pointless.
Ok I've been commenting on various things and within each damn thing I've looked at I've seen the usual Andy27, LettyB, Alienspawn (once in awhile.) and WHOS_ITS_WHATS_IT_WHO_GIVES_A_F*CK or whatever and I would just like to say GIVE IT A REST ALREADY! If you want to comment on what the damn post is about then do so, but no one here really gives two sh*ts what you guys have to say against eachother! We come here to read comments on the celebrities not what you guys think of each other and I'm sure I'm not the only one who comes on here and is sick of seeing your comments to each other on every damn comment page!
Having said all of that…
I feel bad for Brooke, but it feels as if she's using all of this just for publicity. Honestly, if I was going through all of this I would probably hide out for awhile.
Um, did anyone else notice she totally ripped off the Sly and the Family Stone song with the same title. They also misspelled their song only it looked much cooler and I'm sure it sounds way cooler than any song Brooke can ever make.
hey um, i'm new to this site but the last 2 or 3 times ive been on here i've seen Alien Spawn go at LettyB's every comment…wtf is up with that..lol
Re: LettyB –
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AHAHAHAHAHA! Stupid bitch! I almost died of laughter after reading the song title. "ThnkU4LettinMeBMahself" What the fuck!!! This whore needs to learn how to spell. It's like they asked a Second Grader to create a song title. Why can't it just be "Thank You For Letting Me Be Myself"? Why??? Oh, poor stupid girl…
Does she think she's clever for spelling the song title like that?!
That is ridiculous.
you know i once liked her.. after watching her new show uhhh.. I feel bad for Hulk i feel like there is some disrespect there. (on her end) may I ask why she is giving herself a boob exam on cam? eek I think she should just stop with every thing singing and acting and what ever else she does…
B-T-W
I hate when people spell like that muh (my) fo (for) shit like that get's under my skin! since when did education become so… uncool!???????????????????????
are u sure she didnt use to be a man?
Oh wow Brooke, that is a real original song title you came up with. What will you pen for a follow up? "Family Affair?"
Ok idiots…..I'll help you culturally deprived losers out a little. "ThnkU4LettinMeBMahself." (did you notice she used quotation marks all you guardians of good grammar??) is an old sly and the family stone song from the 60s that she must think she can cover , she's spelling it the way sly did so you've just insulted all black people with your lack of compassion for ebonics you bastards,die now you're wasting my air
Is it me, or does this pic make it look like she's doing a self-breast exam.
What the hell is she doing??? giving herself a self-breast exam???????
Re: g-force – what's up!
First off, Brookie, you don't "interpolate" songs, you INTERPRET them. Second, ripping off Sly and the Family Stone is something that can be done only by people with REAL TALENT. Word to your mother.
Re: ALIEN SPAWN – I KEEP ASKING YOU ABOUT MY MASTURBATION PROBLEM I EVEN MISPELLED IT TO GET YOUR ATTENTION! I AM MATURBATING RIGHT NOW, PLEASE I NEED HELP!
I like her voice and her music, and I think she is very cute. Goes too far to appear sexy. Spoiled, indulged but I do believe she is sincere…. ( when she isn't showing off….. ). I like her reality show, like her dad, mom is a freak, brother typical gear head boy ….( people coming down way too hard on him it was an ACCIDENT….boys his age get in them all the time and yes people get hurt…. sad but true…). That's all I have to say about this.
Re: Vex – I didn't realize that a so-called 'language', such as ebonics, warranted compassion. Did we, 'guardians of good grammar' (as you put it) hurt it's feelings?
As far as I am concerned….you can use ebonics, all that you want. But, I reserve the right to ridicule it…and, I will….every chance I get.
"ThnkU4LettinMeBMahself."
THAT IS TERRIBLE!! "Mahself" actually made me laugh out loud. TERRIBLE.
Please no more music……for the love of god and the saints, no more music.
Re: Vex –
"lack of compassion for ebonics" that's a good one. I didn't know ebonics had feelings or was treated so dispassionately….hiliarious man!
Please Brooke, we do not want to hear from you or your fucked up family anymore.
PEDESTAL lol i love that song it really makes sense!
Boo frickin hoo. Your brother was STUPID and RECKLESS and he deserves what he got…jail time and a guilty conscience. But I guess Nick and Hulk were too busy talking about ideas for reality shows instead of thinking about Nick's 'friend' and the life that he ruined. I don't know who's more immature…the kids or the parents. Sad stuff….
Re: DIJordan – it's not about language, it's about culture….go buy yourself some you chronic bore
Is it too much effort to actually WRITE OUT all of the words to the title of that song??? . . . or is this just what our society is being reduced to . . . txt language for all y'all!!!
What's up with the song name? She might be legally retarded….
"ThnkU4LettinMeBMahself"
Are you fucking serious???? Seriously???!!! It's a joke right? She needs to be punched in the face forever. This is just one of the problems that is wrong with our youth today. Dumb fucks like her talking in "text" talk. Kill her now please! And I highly doubt that her "best friend, almost brother John" was even that. That is public relations talk there. And in the words of a some random person in Deuce Bigalow, terrible I know but it totally fits this situation, "That's a HUGE bitch!".
Give up the music industry, please!.
Don't go away mad,just go away before you embarass yourself further.
i dunno i understand shes having a really really rough time but if privacy is such an obvious issue she shouldnt be blogging. i feel for ya brooke but keep your privacy. you shouldnt care wht people like me htink i know i wouldnt if i were you
so what are the hogans famous for again? I honestly have no idea…
Is this moron STILL trying to make it as a singer? Give it up, fatso. You are a hack. Oh, and that is the most retarded song title ever thought up. It suits you.
So she is sooo frustrated and sad that she wants us to be frustrated and sad too by listening to her "music"…
Re: dalipardon – Yeah, she did mean "interpretation." An "interpolation" is an insertion. Looks like Big Brooke needs a new thesaurus. God, I wish this idiot would at least earn a GED before she speaks publicly.
interpolation? she gettin' into math?
Re: Pezzy – GED - good point. Why are so many of today's young celebrities nearly illiterate or at least fairly uneducated? Britney - grew up with "disney tutoring" ; Lindsey Lohan - "drunk typist"; Paris Hilton - uneducated, even with all that family money
Aww, Brooke….just stop honey.
Try something else …think out the box…singing is not it. Sorry.
I hate to harp on the girl, but it also really bothers me that she claims Hulk is "fighting the good fight." In the wake of the accident in which her brother Nick turned John Graziano into a vegetable, Hulk funneled his millions of dollars in assets into "LLC"s (limited liability corporations) in order to dodge any payment of court-ordered judgments to the Graziano family. Which means these Hogan assholes will never have to pay a dime for this poor young guy's hospital care, or anything to the Graziano family for pain and suffering. (The court footage of Hulk being grilled on this point is all over the internet, by the way, and it's great to watch him stumble and squirm.) They are all scumbags. Let's collectively bury any fame these jerkoffs still have.
PEREZ, stop being such a DOUCHEBAG EVERYDAY ! Give the girl a break, at least she is trying to do something…unlike you ! The only thing you like is speaking like a misinformed idiot and sticking your finger up your dogs ass ! So do AMERICA a favor and shut the fuck up !
Your such a worthless piece of fag ! hahaha
lol. That's hilarious. She's using your name to get media attention. She needs as much help as she can get to sell that album of hers.
ThnkU4LettinMeBMahself?????????????? wow she is dumb!!!!! why didnt some member of a production team stop her or something?!
This poor tranny not only suffers from crotch-rot, but she is delusional as well. She must actually think she has some musical talent.
Damn! "interpolations"? Even I had to look that one up! I'm shocked she knew such a looong word!!! LOL
Boo Hooo Who gives a fuck?
WE all have problems.. She needs to grow the fuck up.. shes 20 years old…
Quit complaining bitch! YOu asked to be famous.. naw take it!
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Nobody gives a fuck about this talent less bitch……
She is not real like it seems.. shes pretty fake!
FAke nose, Fake BOOBS!!
She can't even admit she had it done…
GRow The fuck UP Brooke!