She's Got A Bug (And Three Fists) Up Her Butt
Filed under: Brooke Hogan > When Celebrities Blog
This is such a desperate and transparent attempt for attention on her part, but we like our girls cheap and easy. So we'll give it her!
Brooke Hogan is upset, you guys.
Naturally, the international superstar took to her blog to vent her frustrations.
She says:
"Hey guys,
As y'all know, the last 12 months have been crazy. My best friend, almost brother, John has been in the hospital (I pray for him every day), Nick is in jail, my parents are divorcing, mom's dating a younger dude, dad's fighting the good fight, there are lawsuits back to back, and of course the paparazzi are on our ass all the time. Perez Hilton has been a major pain in mine, personally…lol. But what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, right? I have written about my experiences, reflected them in my lyrics, and recorded some of them as new songs, some as covers of old songs and some as interpolations of other songs. I will share my music with y'all starting tomorrow, Friday the 15th. The first song is about my present life and is called "ThnkU4LettinMeBMahself." Listen to it and write me back.
Brooke"
Oh, no, girl. Noooo!!!!
NO MORE MUSIC!
Spare us!!!! And the world!
P.S. Your song better be as good as the one Fergie wrote about us!
[Photo via JPI Studios.]
Now John is her "best friend"? I find it hilarious that she has 14 different "best friends".
Maybe she should look up the meaning of "best" in Websters dictionary.
She's copying an old Sly and the Family Stone song with that title. Look it up people. She's still an idiot, but anyone music lover could catch the reference.
Poor Graziano. They don't care about him and he's the one who's life is ruined.
She has a TV Show and You haters don't! Jealous??
Re: nyc_opinion – "Pedestal"
AM I THE ONLY THAT THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN!!! AND AS FOR HULK PUTTIN SUN TAN LOTION ON HER ASS THATS PLAIN DISGUSTING!!
She is so FAT (in body and mind). She stinks as a singer, sucks as a daughter (Except for daddy (wink - wink), she probaby gives her brother a oral lashing (wink - wink) when he is out and she is a cow of a cry baby. Do us a favor and move to France, get in touch with Jerry Lewis, I'm sure he knows of a place for you to live, the both of you are France type people.
Re: Mandy Dandy – YOU ARE SO RIGHT! she looks like a damn fool, tryin to be sexy but definatly not pullin it off. she is a pretty girl though
Re: ALIEN SPAWN – here we go again. Mommy and daddy reall taught you what life was about and all the right things to say. you are so educated and how could anybody not be jealous of a queen like you. Don't you have a pole you should be sliding down?
I don't feel bad for her nor do i have any respect for her or her family. They didn't have any for the dude there son almost killed
"that's a man baby."
seriously though, the dog needs to just stfu, nobody gives a care what she does or if her ugly face is putting new music out.
Oy, this girl is so LAME! I'm just really tired of hearing about her entire family.
And nice song title. Has she ever heard of Sly and the Family Stone???
Her crappy song should be 1/100th as good as any of their tunes.
Give it up, Brooky.
the song with paul wall in it was pretty awesomeee.
omg Perez PLEASE get rid of that hideous ad on the side of that mega fat chick in a white thong!! Ugh some of us are eating while reading your site.
and as for Brooke, she annoys me and so does her white trash family. I refuse to pity you
It isn't even her song! It's a Sly and the Family Stone cover from 1970.
…AND she's incorrectly spelled the (already incorrectly spelled) title…
Is Brooke promoting self breast exams in this picture?
Please spare us with no more WACK music Brooke!! You can't sing nor dance you have no ass, you look like a man!! You want to be famous then you and your mom ought to do some porn and fuck 1,000 guys after all you are like mother like daughter. YOU SUCK BROOKE YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN!!!
brooke hoqan hmfff :/ she is not cute i like quys but qirls can judqe qirls && she's likka skinnier version of her mother whom may i say needs 2 start dressinq her aqe she looks like tha cript keeper && she wears tha same clothes as her dauqhter.