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   flycliche says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Re: Andy27 – haha that was funny.

   jessica looks dumb! ugh when is she gonna go in the backround and wash tony romo's clothes, i'm tired of seeing her face

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   She looks high or like she had too much beer. So the slogan "Be smart. Drink smart" is a joke. And I definitely agree with Bouge, she does the Anna Nicole Smith face.

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   How can you put the words SMART over a picture of Jessica Simpson? HOW!!!!????

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   she looks like fergie here. not a compliment.

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   I like it.

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   what's wrong with her nose… a little Michael Jackson-esq

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   anna anna fabulous anna anna nicole she's so outragous anna nicole

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   And why is she so all about Texas?? just because of her butt ugly BF??? So if her boyfriend was from Ireland, would she then be the Guiness girl?? Whatever she is such a poseur!!

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   She looks like she's about to give it up in the back of a truck…classy!

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    on the plus side.. this photo makes me want drink lots of beer

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    *CoCo* says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    EW look at those buck teeth!

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    Caring says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Poppa Joe at his worst!! Pimp my daughter any way possible!

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    cakedancer says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Photoshopped much???
    Who the heck came up with that slogan? A 9 year old in a Red Ribbon Week promotion?

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    Ms. Dimes says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Bitch, PLEASE??!!

    What does she know about being smart?!

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    Before I scrolled down and saw her outfit, I thought this was a Playboy cover shot! WOWZERS! Feaux or not….the head shot is Incredibly Sexy!….

    LOL @ the irony of Smart & Jessica Simpson in the same ad
    …….this is the same woman who once asked "is chicken of the sea, chicken?"

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    milla says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    why does it say be smart when they use jessica simpson

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    lola_angel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    that is not jassica simson at all that girl looks none duch bagish

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    hai there says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    WTF! be a good girl jessica don't advertise harmful things

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    Jaelynn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    DEAR JESSICA, YOUR DAD HAS RUINED YOUR CAREER. GET NEW MANAGEMENT. STOP DOING THAT BREATHY THING WITH YOUR VOICE WHEN YOU SING. STOP TRYING TO MAKE THE COWGIRL LOOK TAKE OFF. IT DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU. STOP SINGING SONGS WITH CORNY LYRICS. YOUR HAIR IS TOO BIG. YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL GIRL WHO LOOKS BETTER NATURAL. SING LIKE YOU USED TO WHEN YOU FIRST CAME OUT. JUST SOME ADVICE I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE! -A FORMER FAN

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    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW

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    SushiFeet says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Why is Jessica Simpson on an ad promoting using your brain?

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    Charliii says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she looks like she drank one too many of those shitty beers in that pic

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    kcbabyy826 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ahahahahahahahaha.
    "be smart, drink smart"
    uh…? they know they hired jessica simpson, right? lmao.

    and she looks like crap.
    hilarious.

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    YoMomma says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That explains the beer belly….

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    I don't think that even looks like her.

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    why the open mouth with fake collagen lips Jess? THIS is truly horrifying..not all Texans are this horrible…except for G Bush

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    soooo retouched, where is her cleft chin lol.
    did she get a nose job? I dont remember her nose being that pointy. Good thing she's always showing her boobs, I think the hick demographic just may bite. *eyeroll*

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    The Beer is a Dallas Creation.. Not bad as beers go! (actually I think it is from Denton, North of Dallas) and she is dating Romo

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    it looks like she has a stuffy nose!

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    she TOTALLY got a nose job, btw.

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    auds says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LMAO oh the irony!!!

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    Allison_85 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Ew I have no problem with Jessica Simpson. I'm NOT hating on her but she does look like a tranny in this pic

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    murcat says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i would never touch anything that whore promotes

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    ebee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she is slowly turning into a man.

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    I promise to buy that beer when she poses nude for it. And I'll admit it - I'd tap that.

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    Andee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ewww she looks like fug ass fergi

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    OMG, is she for real?!?!?! This is a former Baptist preachers daughter! I have always wondered if he was just a preacher cause it was an easy income while he was trying to sell his daughters to the American public.

    She is such a has-been. I am glad Ashley is getting the last laugh on Jessica. Ashley has that great husband, a baby on the way and is very much in demand with the papparatizi…and poor Jessica, if it wasn't for Romo noone would give a shit about her anymore!

    BTW, Stampede Beer?!?! I have never even heard of it!

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    I'm sorry…I'm confused. If it's her ad why didn't they use her in the ad?

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    .bommie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    shoot up smart -> H-light
    smoke smart -> crack light
    WTF?!?!?!…"drink smart"…" i like to work out but i also like a cold beer once in a while..
    whatever marketing nobody came up with that needs to be fired and go to AA

    How is drinking EVER smart?
    strange americans

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    choptilludrop says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    who is that???? jessica simpson neva heard of her

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    i8carrotcake says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she kinda looks like Fergie in that picture

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    Lisa04 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOL! She looks awkward in this campaign.

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    Ana Banana says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She looks like a blonde Janice Dickinson.

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    Whats wrong with her mouth?!

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    shannen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    yeah… seperated at birth from fergie for sure.

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    Looks like Jess washed down her medications with a few of these brewskis prior to the photo shoot…

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    trashy.

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    IamMegan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    dont celebs usually do this chit overseas so they dont look like sellouts here in the US????? She is stew pid. ANd I bet thats how she spells it

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    Minx says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She got her lips done big deal. The rest of her is her so that's good. How many people in Hollywood can we say that about?
    As for the Beer…. she has stake in it so if her mug sells it then so be it! She still has way more $ than the rest of us and we are the dummies that buy her shit so YEAH she is pretty smart. Dumb blonde obviously works for her, Pam Anderson, Denise Richards, Kendra, Brigitte, Holly….

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    Kelly1 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she's a tool

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    PrincessAndrea says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she looks pretty

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    PrincessAndrea says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she looks pretty…

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    She's hot as hell

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    i don't see the problem at all, MAKE THE MONEY GIRL.

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    pathetic. poor thing.

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    She is such an asshole. The lips are ridiculous, and she is sooo jealous of her sister even though she is talentless also. She was better off staying with Nick instead of whoring herself and sticking those retarded lips out.

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    imkatwoman says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ROFLMAO… "Be Smart." Jessica Simpson is anything BUT smart… and her gaping pie-hole makes her look more stupid that usual.

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    I wonder if she's still doing her father?? God I love religious people!

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    Thank God she isn't driving the truck…. she looks drunk.

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    Gross!

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    she looks terrible. when she isn't wearing 15 tons of make-up, wearing a push up bra that shoves her boobs into her throat, or gazing at the camera like a lobotomized pole dancer, she's a very very pretty girl. this is not sex appeal.

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    ewwwww wat happened to her face?

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    MRS.RICKY MARTIN LOVER says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    DON'T BE JEALOUS

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    Heres the worse part, her boyfriend boss, Jerry Jones has signed with Miller Lite. I am from Texas, live betweed Dallas and Fort Worth and never heard of the piss water Stampede beer. She is one big whore. She should be pushing mouth wash and use it between her legs.

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    Cute!

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    Spyglassjenni says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i feel…she…is going to pass out… at any ….moment

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    She looks like she's about to sneeze. that's a terrible pic.

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    sha222 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Andy27 – Stop hatein on Perze.
    U have nuthin to do but hate on him. He got a clothing line so wat the fuck r u doin.
    NOT A DAMN THING U BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Punkdoll says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOL!! gross.

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    UMBlueMusic says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    lol Jessica Simpson and "smart" in the same ad…how wonderful.

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    envyme says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Andy27 – Lol luv ur witty tude!

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    Re: sha222 – Its true his line is diong poorly very very poorly who's been giving him tips avril lavigne!?

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    Jessica, that dont' even look like you.
    And I know you are reading EVERY comment!

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    HaHA
    She looks like fergie!!

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    DID YOU READ THE SAYING UNDER IT?… SHE LIKES A COLD SOMETHING ELSE ONCE IN A WHILE (IE, A LOT!), BUT BEER?? DON'T SEE THIS BITCH AS A BEER CHICK. ANDY27, YOU ARE SO RIGHT! WHAT IS THIS DIMWIT PROMOTING SMART?? "IT SAYS CHICKEN, BUT IT'S FISH." GOD.

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    What a sell-out.

    *thumbsup down*

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    what a whore. she looks like one of those fembot broads from austin powers. i hate skanky girls.

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    I don't like body parts associated with food (or drink).

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    "smart"…"jessica simpson" …is that meant to be tongue and cheek.. because I don't think I can give them that much credit…

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    Her lips look strange.

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    I AM HIALEAH.

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    what a bad pic of her- eeeewwwwwwww

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    She looks like Anna Nicole

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    MAN she went downhill.

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    She looks like she just sniffed a fart

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    Her face makes me laugh

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    Nice cleavage, dear.

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    fucking STUPID.but she's still semi-pretty

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    This can work if she'd just shut her damn mouth! Someone (asshole Joe?) misinformed her that she looks sexy with her mouth open.

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    HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! Was that beer called STAMPEDE LIGHT?? that is utterly ridiculous…she has made it: SHE'S OFFICIALLY A HAS-BEEN (as if she already wasnt)

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    She looks like someone just hit her in the head with a frying pan prior to the picture being taken. What's up with that expression??

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    Der. Does she smell a fart & breathing with her mouth open?

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    She wishes she looked like that!

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    fergie? is that you?

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    what is wrong with this girl? Seriously, even her sister is more likeable

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    I don't understand why her mouth is always hanging open like a vapid whore…

    Oh, wait.

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    talentless

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    ITS FERGIE!!!!

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    Eww what the fuck is wrong with her face?

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     her hair looks amazingly similar to the straw in the background… it just blends right in.