Need a Little Pick Me Up?
Filed under: Fashion Smashion
We've seen it all now!
If your booty needs a lift, Bubbles Bodywear has just what you need!
Say hello to the Double-O Push-Up thong, an ass bra, if you will.
The brief "enhances the lift, shape and volume of the derriere while also flattening the lower tummy and shaping the thigh."
The company encourages you to, "Go undercover with a license to 'shake what your mama gave you'…"
Anyone have one?
Does it work?
We don't want to buy one ’til we hear some testimonials!
Posted: August 22, 2008 at 4:45 pm
You've not seen it all until you've seen that shiteous thing that Aubrey O'Day is wearing. I think she wore hers backwards!!!!
OMG, can you imagine what the pantylines look like in that thing? I'm picturing a butt that looks like it has two bowls glued to it.
that looks painful…
KIM KARDASHIAN SHOULD FILE A LAW SUITE AGAINST THE MAKERS OF THIS NEW BUT LIFT UNDERWARE.WASN'T SHE THE FIRST TO COME OUT WITH IT.ONE MINUTE HER BUT IS AVERAGE THEN THE NEXT,IT'S HAD A LIFT!
Sounds like the Miss New Booty shorts… anyways Piggy how many did you order already?
That contraption looks about as comfortable as having a pitchfork up your butt.
An ass bra, if you will. Hilarious.
Couldn't you just cut some holes in control top pantyhose and leave a strip down the middle for your crack? That might work, lol!
Um, this has been around since the 90s. Remember "Living Single"? They did a whole episode on it. Although, I doubt anyone on this board is old enough to remember that show.
Michael Phelps wears one of these.
u should better go to gym , then ur butt will be sexy
GROSS!
Re: Veee – Hey now…not all white girls lack ass…I'm a white girl with booty and I happen to know a few white girls with booty as well. Don't hate.
Why would anybody want to take an obviously very nice asss (the model in the pic) and make it look like you eat at McDonald's five time per day. Those fake butt cheeks will only make you look fat and sloppy. If you like that, you're probably already fat and sloppy, and you're welcome to all of the fast-food fat pigs out there.
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NO THANKS! WHO WANTS GHETTO BOODY!?!
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wow, yeah deff not gonna try that.
my ass is just fine, thank you.
thats pretty funny though.
Doesn't look like a good idea in the northern states. Hospitals could be seeing cases of frostbite fanny this winter.
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I would assume this results in some unusual panty lines…
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GL explaining that one!
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… lol… not to mention stripping in the heat of the moment… LMAO
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Re: Veee – fuck off you tranny! White girl in the house!!
Lol! That looks soo un natural!
Ew.
And hence your legs have no feeling -
No thanks. Who likes big butts anyway?
I LOVE IT!!! Ay Dios Mio. Once I make money, I am buying one of these!!! By the way La Eva Longoria admits to wearing ass pads, so she would love this one!
Besos,
La Coacha from ChismeTime.com
yuck…this is for pancake butt ppl!
glad i have a big butt..yea meh!
Oh! you don't need it perez, my daddy says he loves your bootyJUST the way it is
xxoxooxox
Suri
how do you explain this to your man after you've stripped down and your ready to get it on!? i can see my boyfriend being like…."what the FUCK is that????? i thought your ass looked really nice today but now i know it's just an illusion."
this reminds me of something howard stern did years ago….
I have one! This is sooooo A*W*E*S*O*M*E to wear under my JeaNs & my HauTe dResSeS! I have a nice tushy, but (PUN INTENDED ) thiS wasy to wear piece really enhaces so well that my A$$ looks liKe I am Olympic Athlete!
see mY_stOre on myspace…. awesome dresses on ebay!
fredrick's of hollywood had this a way long time ago…..
too funnie!!!
I wonder if you sit down really hard you might bounce!!!
I want one an ass bra… yeah baby!!!
This why Kim k, Ashanti, and Angela Simmons have magical booty ….sometimes
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh I'm sure it would not be available in super, hippo, sloppy fat ass whale size, Perez.
these are great but looks like a baboon ass
rollar blading keeps the ass tight……
perez can u scate??????
I don't have one cuz I have a booty but I know a few ppl that would benefit…LOL
i like my little butt.
as a woman of colour lets just say i was born with these assets.