How Do We Say This Delicately????
Filed under: Heidi Montag
Uhmmm…..
Close-ups don't really suit her!
Heidi Montag attended some Pepsi 500 party at the Avalon in Hollywood, California, on Wednesday night.
The Hills star showed off her beauty, which could best be described by looking at this pic as…. plastic!
P.S. Does she look stoned to you too????
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: August 28, 2008 at 2:30 pm




Yuck! Yuck yuck yuck!
When MTV was airing a bunch of old episodes I noticed Heidi is almost unrecognizable!!! Seriously…. you should put up some before and after close ups of this idiot! Everything from her huge bug eyes to her nasty fake hair…. well and bigger boobs smaller nose… EVERYTHING is different!! She looked better before!
she needs Proactiv solution…it worked for Jessica it could work for her!
um nothing suits her … she is just the pits ewwwww
Beauty? Huge ugly nose and that hideous-Sarah Jessica Parker-jaw line!Ewww
Re: JennSmith – i am the head of this club though. no one hearts andy as much as i do. what an adorable boy he is. big sigh!!
I think she's about 90% plastic. at least her face looks like that!
Viva Venezuela!!!
Re: IM IN LOVE!! – I AM GLAD I CAN BE OF SERVICE!
not to be mean… but… she's looking a little guy-ish…
She definitely isn't ugly anymore but she isn't authentic either. As much as I cannot stand the girl, plastic surgery has done wonders for her attractiveness!
SHe looks like shit but I've never been a fan, period…saying she looks stoned is putting a bad face on stoners…literally…
:P
She looks like shit. Fugly bitch.
Re: LettyB – U BETTER LOVE HIM NOW………………..NOWWWWWWWWWWWW
Re: JennSmith – SOMEONE WHO HAS A PIC OF A GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE A STRIPPER WAITING TO TAKE IT UP THE ASS REALLY SHOULDN'T BE INSULTING ANYONE! FUCKTARD!
Re: andrea the cutie patootie aww – DONT JUST HEART……………………………………………WORSHIP YOOOOOO………NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Re: LettyB – LETTY B YO ASS NEEDS 2 B WORSHIPPING THE KING MAJESTY……YO ROLE MODEL AND GOD…..ANDY27…….GO ON AND LOVE HIM…………..NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
maybe not stoned but her foundation is a little off for her skin tone.
she needs proactive! lmao
it looks like she's got lip gloss all over her top lip and above it. like maybe she's trying to make her lips look bigger?
Not only does she look plastic but she looks like she may be constipated and holding in something..and she may even start looking like a tranny..hmmmm makes me wonder
Re: ANDY27 IS AMAZING F U LETTYB – ok i will!!! trust me im his #1 fan cause he is so frickin hot. plus he's a nice guy. relax
Re: LettyB – letty b you are still an idiot. just admit you love andy27 like the rest of us. whats so bad about admitting that. hes a cutie.
If you ask me, Heidi's starting to look more and more like Spencer.
I miss the old Heidi, the one who didn't look so plastic.
She should just go back to the way she was, and leave Spencer.
I hate how Spencer says "jump" and she says "how high?"
she looked so much better in the early hills days…and before her nose job! i used to think she was really pretty and natural, now everything about her looks fake as hell!
sHE looks like shes holding her breath.
Re: ANDY27 IS AMAZING F U LETTYB – I dont think anyone loves Andy27 more than you. But thats cool. Nice pic.
Andy is f'ing stud though. Ride em cowboy
Re: andrea the cutie patootie aww – Letty B is more than an idiot. She is a closet Andy fan. Come out of the closet biatch!
She sucks!!! and is not hot!
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Who cares about the face… Show those long, gorgeous, perfectly toned legs on her.
Re: JennSmith – oh honey, you ARE fat and pale though. don't put pictures up online if you don't want to hear the truth.
as for throwing "loser" around… you're the one making inside jokes with "friends" on the internet.
My first thought before I even read your post was "she looks stoned"!!!!! lol
i hate her new face, she should have left it as it was! She was so cute! I can't even watch the show anymore shes so ugly!
Re: IM IN LOVE!! – Andy27, it doesn't matter how many fake accounts you create … none of them will make Letty B say she likes you. And why would you need love from Letty B? You can easily make another fake alias to tell you that you are sexy and a stud. Are you finally getting tired of having to tell yourself that you are good looking? Is that why you resorted to having your fake aliases fight over you LMAO.
i am not a fan, and although i admit she looks a wee bit plastic, she is still very striking and pretty.
my money says she's on pain pills - look how tiny her pupils are! LMAO she's really super ugly that up close too. she looks old, kind of manly, and like melted plastic. plus her roots are showing.
Re: Andy27 – You are pretty funny.
Spencer turned her into a plastic doll…changed her hair color, breasts, lips, nose, cheeks…what else?! Jeeze
No matter how hard she tries, she will never, ever be famous. Someone at my work thought she was one of Hefner's women on "Girls Next Door".
Certainly NOT a natural beauty. Ugh, she looks like a dude in drag.
Holy shit, isn't she still under 25…?! Heidi had better watch out, or she's gonna end up looking worse than Joan Rivers by the time she turns 50! Her lips have definitely had fillers injected into them recently and she's had botox, boob job and a nose job. Horrible and unnecessary.
I HATE HER… TEAM LC AND AUDRINA!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Andy27s Chin – get a life andys chin. people love andy, get over it!
love you andy27!!!
she looks like a porn star
Nice caked on face!!! It's really not covering up your chin zits, ho-bag!
I SWAER TO GOD THAT GIRL HAS SOME WHITE BUMPS ON HER LIPS….THAT'S NASTY. SHE DOES LOOK LIKE A DAMN HORSE FOR REAL! STUPID BITCH.
Soooooooo hot! Want to touch the Heidi…I mean heini. Sure she's plastic, but she's damn hot!
*cough Drag queen *cough
OOOhh! Tranny fierce!
You'd think with all of the money that she makes off that soap opera, she could get a makeup artist to actually match her face to her neck….awful!!! She is so fug anyways!
she for sure is stoned mon
Someone needs some microderm…..and if you're going to pencil in your brows, at least make them look even. Nice tranny earrings and polyester hair….
That's because she is plastic - cold, hard, plastic.
she looks constipated–
She was so much prettier and more natural BS(before Spencer). I think now she's turned herself into this fake looking Barbie type. I think she looked WAY cuter with her old nose and old boobs and old lips.
Spencer is SO nasty, I just don't see what she sees in him. I think he's ruined what could've been a good career for her.
I also think that they paid Perez to be nice in the past, maybe they didn't pay him this month? lol
And OMG, did you guys ever notice her hands? They are like huge lobster claws….Freakishly big looking for her small frame.
UGLY
bahaha.
look at the top right of her top lip.
it's orange!
could she not decide which color to put on??
i dunno.
she's crazy.
The only thing that I would change is retouching her roots
…
That's actually the best pic I've ever seen of her.
she is so fake and annoying and a liar….all at 21..but isn't that typical of small town girls that come to Hollywood and are surrounded by "yes yes" men??? in 3 years she'll be forgotten and back in Colorado working in her parent's restaurant.
OMG* female version of spencer.. what is he creating..???
ouh baby, that nose! don't worry plastic surgery exist
disgusting. she definitely has bad skin. just ugly all round face. ack
Hehehe… Instances like this make the difference between straight and gay crystal-clear. See, to straight guys, she's HOT. That's funny, that you criticize this look. She's a pretty girl. Ask most any straight guy.
no not stoned…if she got stoned she'd be a nice person perez.
hideous looking plastic surgery on this chic.
Far aways don't suit her either. She's not pretty — bordering right on average.
Not that I ever liked her before…but this picture is so horrible
and she supports McCain which makes her even more repulsive
stoned and shiny!
she doesnt look bad!
ps. love her eyebrows :O
she looks pretty for once, but… fake fake fake. did we not learn from sir mix alot??? sillicon parts are made for toys!
She looks like she's trying to hold in a fart
Re: Ashley_Nicole –
that too!!
she does look high
hahahahahahhaha her nose looks like a DICK! she must have took in one of them disney treats miley cyrus is hawking.. them sweet and sour gummy guitars that look like peens… to her surgeon and said i was this!
hahah what a douche, she really is a dickhead… hahahah
i crack myself up
boy, she sure is inhaling that fart of hers pretty bad
she looks like a tranny
she looks like one of those wax museum statues - except one of the poorly made ones of the celebs no one cares about. she needs to get some real hair and lay off the botox
One thing I know, she's not going to look pretty the older she gets…..
Ew. She looks like that fug Tori Spelling. Did she study photos of Tori so she could get that smug smirk down pat or what?
OMFG she looks soo bad
like what was she thinking when she put on makeup that morning??
wow you are a hater. she may be annoying, but if she walked into my office, most of the dudes would be on the floor. i don't see anything ugly about her.
kind of… I don't like her either way.
homegirl looks like chris crocker
Wow she should probably age about as good as Pam Anderson! YUCK!
her eyes look like they were stretcheeed!
and her lipgloss looks like its coming off of her lips
she looks like an ugly hoe as usual
: )
TEAM LAUREN!
Stoned and OMG are those zits? The cover up is not working!
HAHAHA, SHE HAS MAJOR HORSE FACE, STUPID BITCH!
I hope that bitch will die
she's freaking fugly
TEAM LAUREN ALLL THE WAY
Her chin is HUGE! She is such a tranny!
that bitch is sooo fake….you need to put a split screen of heidi from either the first episode of the hills when her a lauren first get their apartment or some shot of her from season 2 of laguna and a shot from now…..the similarities will be few and far between….she has had soooooooo (toooo) much work done…looks as fake as she is!!!
Re: ohjustshutup –
watch any of the first season of the hills and then fastforward to when she goes home to colorado to get away from spencer….she cant even speek properly because of how much plastic they injected in her that day!!!!
This girl is a giant blemish on humankind. She is sooo plastic and obviously insecure with herself.
Her hair looks like rotini pasta… She's prob got the munchies.
She's way stoned.
Hate this bitch!!!!
Heidi looks great here especially her eyes and her hair. The lip gloss is a bit much but it is a close up shot.
she looks like she's prairie doggin' it
Hmm…
Up close she looks VERY like Lisa Edelstein..
AKA Cuddy from House!!!
Anyone agree??
Ewww.
Team Lauren
thats too bad, she was so pretty in the beginning of The Hills
maybe if she stopped wearing so much makeup??
she does look pretty stonedd