Daddy Lohan Attacks Back! It's A Doozy!!!!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Love Line > Dina Lohan > Michael Lohan > saMAN Ronson
It was only a matter of time! Hours, actually.
We can't help but love the whole LezLo vs. Poppa craziness!
So it all started this week with Daddy Michael Lohan giving his disparaging remarks about saMAN Ronson.
Then, Lindsay, out of character for her, actually responded back to her fame-whoring father, saying that he's "out of control", and she professed her love for Ronson.
Then, Ronson took to her blog to lash out at Michael.
And, just in case she wasn't clear enough, Lindsay then took to her own blog to write about her attention-seeking daddy.
So now it's Michael's turn again. And what does daddy have to say?
He told ABC News, "Who's out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break. Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins … She's gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who's out of control?"
Ouch!
But he continues!
Michael adds, "I go to church. I go and help people in rehab. That's control. How can she say I'm out of control?"
He even claims that ex-wife Dina Lohan first told him about the bad influence that is 31 year-old Ronson. He claims Dina refuses to come out publicly about it since she wants to stay in the spotlight with Lindsay.
We could definitely believe that.
Michael says, "I want Lindsay to be in a good place. When I started looking at what Samantha was doing, dragging Lindsay to clubs, drinking around Lindsay … Samantha is one of the biggest problems in her life. That's what Dina told me. I'm reacting on what Dina said, but then Dina steps out of the picture because she wants to look like the good guy."
Oh, shit. Oh, shit!!!!
This is ’bout to set Orange Oprah OFF!!!!!!
He adds, "Dina's a two-face. She wants to try to look good and stay on Lindsay's good side instead of being a good parent. I don't give two hoots about my relationship with Lindsay as a friend. One day she's going to turn around to me and tell me, 'Daddy, you were right.'"
And it get's better. Michael adds, "If they're going to say I'm lying, I'm out of control, I'm going to show that they're lying and they're out of control!"
He just doesn't know when to shut up!!!!
Michael also says that he's on the edge of releasing text messages and recorded phone conversations with Dina and Lindsay that prove he's not lying.
Do it!
DO IT!!!!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]




Perez I know u live for this shit but the situation in Lindsay's case is almost tragic.how this girl can remain drug free when she has to face all these stupid people in her life is beyond me.I think her parents are the most serious problems in her life.sometimes I feel sad for her.only God can help this girl and I hope He will.
Before you release those tapes, MiLo, don't forget to ask yourself:
What would Jesus do?
Re: kakeys – Hahahahahaha!! Someone should ship him off to a secluded island where him and his fake accounts, I mean his "friends", can live together in harmony. Can you just picture him there alone talking to himself? "WORSHIP HIM" "yay andy i love you!" "I am Andy's biggest fan" "Lets do anal Andy" "I SAID WORSHIP HIM NOW!". He would slowly go crazy with all the voices in his head.
This guy's a fucking lunatic.
He needs to get a life and leave his GROWN daughter alone. So what if she's a lesbo? It's not like he's done a damn thing for her throughout her life, anyway.
And going to church doesn't make you a saint, Daddy Lohan. I know a LOT of losers who attend church.
Re: Andy27s Chin – LOL I'M GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT ANDY'S "FRIENDS" ARE ACTUALLY ANDY HIMSELF LOLOLOLOLOL
OH DEAR…..
Re: kakeys – YES THAT IS MINE AND ANDY27'S CHIN THEORY AND YOU AS WELL MABE BE ON TO SOMETHING!
Wooo hoooo
Re: Andy27 – This family is endless entertainment. It's like the real life Beverly Hillbillies. Andy, I don't know you, but I think I love you. You, me, some poppers and a strap-on. You game?
Re: Uker – KAKEYS AND I ALSO BELIEVE THIS THEORY! HE IS SUCH A FUCKTARD!
Re: Andy27s Chin – you and that crazy uker person are really stupid you know that. look at him, he is a nice person, and he is a good looking guy. he doesnt need to make accounts, people just like him cause he is a good guy. why are you jealous? because he actually has a lot of people who think he is hot and like him? oh well sucks to be you.
Re: SweetAdeline – andy is my patootie first, remember that
Do it!
DO IT!!!!
Lol! \o/
Re: andrea the cutie patootie aww – Share and share alike. There's always room for more, right?
Re: Andy27 – Whoa dude… you're like a cult here or something. Fucked up. I'm into it.
Whose mouth is outta control? STFU, Daddy!
Re: andrea the cutie patootie aww – HI ANDY LOL
Damn, it must suck to have a dad who acts like an 18-year old cunt with a vendetta.
Re: LettyB – you are still dumb.
Re: Uker – i wish i was andy. who wouldnt want to have that precious face. loves it
Why would anyone publicly slag off their own daughter??
He's a freak.
Whatever Lindsey and Samantha do - it's up to them, he needs to but out.
Re: Uker – Oh I have been thinking it since the very beginning with bouge and abercorey. They are all his imaginary friends that lives in his imaginary brain. However there is no way Perez is involved. He has his gossip to handle. I am sure he's having a good chuckle every so often when he has time. Who wouldnt? I just think Andy27 is a sad pathetic case … he makes anyone want to laugh at him.
Re: SweetAdeline – IF BY CULT, YOU MEAN CUNT, THEN YES HE IS LMAO
Re: andrea the cutie patootie aww – Andy27 keep trying to tell yourself that you are goodlooking. You scare me. You really do. I hope you dont have any pets at home. I can only imagine what you would do to it … scream WORSHIP ME I AM KING?
YEAH DO IT
Okay, obviously the man is not right in the head, that much is clear. However, what Sam has done by exposing Lohan back into the old stomping grounds of addiction when her life is at stake is pretty heinous. I tried to justify it for a long time, because I think Sam is cool, but…if you love someone with a life-threatening addiction, you will move life and limb to keep them out of and away from danger zones. I really don't understand Samantha at all in this respect.
i can empathize with micheal lohan, I think if he could sit down and tlk to her he would, maybe the only way he has to communiacte with lindsay is through the media. I dont think hes a bad father, nor is he a good one. I also dont think saMAntha should publicly bash the father of her girlfriend if she truly has the best intentions for lindsay, let alone write in her and lindsays blog about it.
& i think there is some truth to the "dina" allegations. However time will tell
STOOPS! "I go and help people in rehab"- WTF Oh wow he's so in control. Michael Lohan= Scum. He should just shut the fuck up already, he makes no sense
He certainly changed his tune Perry.He says now that Lindsay doesnt drink or use,yet the drug in her life is Samantha.Its very clear throu what he said,he hates gay people.He repeatedly said during the interview that Lindsay dated guys all her life,and she got hurt,and this is just a friendship.He heavily and angrily denied they are in a relationship,and he called Samantha many names.In the end he said his daughter will setle in a nice relationship with a man.There you have it.
Sam Ronson is 31? No way is that dude that old. That's just crazy! PS: The Dad is primo-wackadoddle. You don't really make your case about how stable and all you are when you're having to make it to ABC News. STFU dude.
yea well at this point in Lindsey's life she's an adult and doesn't need a parent to tell her what she should or shouldn't do. Now is the time in her life that she should be using the tools/morals/values that her parents instilled in her growing up. If you f-d up when she was growing up and didn't teach her right from wrong, or the kind of person she should be when she grows up then you are shit outta luck now. This guy is a loser.
If i found out my dad was taping my calls I would never speak with him again. Also a judge decided to give custody to Dina for a reason people, this guy is a user and abuser.
Re: vapid beyotch –
lol thanks!! mr. boston is the shit.
u know i hate to say this but, I think Mr. Lohan is right. He definitely seems more like a parent than Deena , she's too busy trying to party it up with lezlo
Can I just say the way this story was written with Oh, shit. Oh, shit!!!! and my favorite DO IT!!! do it !! is the reason why I log on to perez everyday. T quiero mucho Perezito bello precioso. mi principe de los ojos bellos muahhh
Some people are just not suited to be parents. If Lindsay is so easily manipulated as her father claims, well, whose fault is that? With those parents it's a wonder she's still doing quite ok. I hope she finds love.
I never pay attention to these people and their circus, but grow up! Keep your business to yourself. Pretty sad really. I'm sure Lindsay is very hurt after it was revealed that her father has an illegit child, not to mention he hasn't exactly been there for her. PATHETIC!!!!
leave these people alone to their own drama! You knwo you all have crazy sick shit in your lifes shit my little 19 year old sister attacked my husband with a phone and screamed till the cops came, PUT US ON PEREZ
He pbviosly wants to be as famous as the rest of the family. But he should just stfu