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If You Are Easily Offended….

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Aliana Lohan on the cover of the very very VERY prestigious Supermodels Unlimited magazine. She actually looks her age for once - early 30s!

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208 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended….”

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  1. 1

    What ever!



  2. 2

    poor baby,.. she tries so hard



  3. 3

    At least she looks better than her sister

  4. Shine says – reply to this


    4

    pretty cute



  5. 5

    she kindda has a potato chin 2!



  6. 6

    firsttt



  7. 7

    WHY would they put HER on the cover of that mag?! My God… what's the world coming to?

    xoxox



  8. 8

    granny lohan!!



  9. 9

    Yeah her whole family are a gang of nut-jobs, but this girl is still pretty. Perez, stop picking on 15 year olds!!! They have lawyers, too, you know, and soon enough, you won't be able to discuss them on this website, just like it's happened with Britney. You're chopping off your own legs, burning your bridges, ripping your condoms….get the point???



  10. 10

    she looks old



  11. 11

    wow



  12. 12

    That's one weird fuckin picture



  13. 13

    im offended



  14. 14

    double ew



  15. 15

    poor girl. looksk so so old.



  16. 16

    plssss americas sweetheart my asssssssssss



  17. 17

    So creepy!!



  18. 18

    Never even heard of this magazine… ha!



  19. 19

    what what…? supermodel? i don't think so.



  20. 20

    first?



  21. 21

    Ew so horrible



  22. 22

    ugh, why do they beat her face so much. SHES A CHILD. sheer lipgloss and a little mascara is all she needs. fuck.



  23. 23

    Love the Lohans!



  24. 24

    It is a pretty picture of her, but children need to look like CHILDREN! What kind of a mother allows her child to be a "wannabe" sex symbol before their menstrual cycle even begins?! lol



  25. 25

    it's too bad she wears all that makeup when she doesn't even need it. she's probably really pretty under all that junk.



  26. 26

    i hate her, who dose she think that she is..



  27. 27

    First! Yeah that looks cool



  28. 28

    Hahahaahaha, this is what the movie 13 going on 30 really meant but it was 14 and 40



  29. 29

    Isn't she like… 14?! These kids keep getting older and older! >



  30. 30

    Haha, the caption is hilarious, America's New Sweetheart!?



  31. 31

    she looks so old



  32. 32

    America's New Sweetheart!? My ass!

  33. Sammy says – reply to this


    33

    My goodness there is no way this girl is not old enough to drive, she is looking older then Lilo!!! What is up with all these little girls trying to look older, I know in my day if we painter our nails at 15 we where crossing the line now adays, we be talking about total hootchySSSS!!! (Man I am sooo sounding like my mom)



  34. 34

    I am so sick of the Lohans.

    They're media whores!



  35. 35

    WTF!! hahahahahahhahaha
    THE FUNNIEST THING: Ali Lohan is americas new sweetheart!
    hahahah how bout americas new JOKE!?!?



  36. 36

    I am 40 and look younger than her…quite sad.



  37. 37

    First



  38. 38

    It only looks decent if I take out my contacts and squint with one eye. Next, please.



  39. 39

    este muy fea!!!!!!!!!!



  40. 40

    wow. She looks so old. Pretty, but old.



  41. 41

    What the hell is wrong with Her Mother???
    Let her be a TEEN!!!!

  42. Jay23 says – reply to this


    42

    this time next year ali is gonna be poppin out babies in rehab…

    and i hope to god E! makes a reality tv show about it

  43. bouge says – reply to this


    43

    It's too sad really. I think she just doesn't know what to do anymore. She has so many assholes in her life pulling her in all directions… She'll end up just like Lindsay



  44. 44

    WHY????????????? OH WHY?????????????? I JUST CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY????????? THIS IS ALMOST PAINFUL LOL'S



  45. 45

    hmmmmmmmmmm "americas new sweetheart" honestly do we even have or want a sweetheart??



  46. 46

    FLIP THE MAG OVER FOR OUR HUGE BEAUTY SECTION!!! Ali didnt make the cut for that side of the mag hahahahaha poor thing



  47. 47

    haha
    she looks
    ehhhhh



  48. 48

    not the bizz.little troll.



  49. 49

    I'm sorry…did I just read "Ali Lohan is America's new sweetheart"?! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)



  50. 50

    cousin it reveal?



  51. 51

    sweetheart? huh??????



  52. 52

    EWW She literally looks 35! WTF! And where did they get the silly idea that Ali Lohan is America's new sweetheart?!?!!? No one care about this bitch!



  53. 53

    when did she become a supermodel?? and what is this magazine?? never heard of it. maybe its those ones that you pay to get your pic on. i got one from softball that say sports illerasted on it



  54. 54

    Re: andrea the cutie patootie aww
    Re: ANDY27 IS AMAZING F U LETTYB
    Re: Andy27
    Re: bouge
    Re: abercorey
    Re: Obsession
    plz stop. this is not a chat room.
    if yall wanna talk and recieve STD's do it in private so WE dont have to hear or smell it.
    nasty asses



  55. 55

    Not cute…big nose.



  56. 56

    What the fuck, and if she had a racy photo shoot on US Weekly, or Redbook, or Vanity Fair, then the whole fucking world would crucify her for being a whore and slutty and trashy….no one's ever happy. But……since it's just a picture of her face on a model magazine, she's just as evil and wicked and wretched? Make up your minds, you fucking cock suckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  57. 57

    Is that a real magazine or one of those fake things that you get at the county fair and have your face put on ??



  58. 58

    Re: Andy27

    You say cocksuckers like it's a bad thing.



  59. 59

    Awe…. I wish she could just be a child. It's really unfortunate that she's growing up so quickly, dressing like a grown up, acting like a grown up, trying to have a grown up job. When I was 14, I was a CHILD, and it was GREAT.

  60. bouge says – reply to this


    60

    Yesterday was 90210 day, and today is Lohan day?



  61. 61

    Fire Crotch 2 , The Saga continues1



  62. 62

    lil' spoiled brat



  63. 63

    Re: Andy27

    Are you serious? You offend everyone, then you get mad at perez for offending a 15 yr old! Oh wait I forget you are Perez!

  64. bouge says – reply to this


    64

    Re: torrrieB – Jealous, bitch?



  65. 65

    She looks great! Doesnt look a day over 30



  66. 66

    with all the necklaces it looks like someone is trying to choke her…..



  67. 67

    Frig, she does not look 14!



  68. 68

    Now on a real note, I feel sooooooooooooo sorry for the kids of these people!



  69. 69

    Re: andrea the cutie patootie aww
    Re: ANDY27 IS AMAZING F U LETTYB
    Re: Andy27
    Re: bouge
    Re: abercorey
    Re: Obsession
    plz stop. this is not a chat room.
    if yall wanna talk and recieve STD's do it in private so WE dont have to hear or smell it.
    nasty asses.

  70. LSD says – reply to this


    70

    Re: Andy27 – Andy….if Perez gets canceled, where are we going to post naughty comments about celebrities at?



  71. 71

    She was really pretty when she was younger and didn't wear hooker makeup…she needs to lay off that and start dressing her age!



  72. 72

    i have never heard of this magazine. she wears way to much make-up. i know she wants to look older, but it makes her look waaaaaaaaay older.



  73. 73

    this girl is just a TRAINWRECK waiting to happen.



  74. 74

    She looks Great!! not a day over 30



  75. 75

    she is ugly



  76. 76

    Re: bouge
    YEA, IM SO JEALOUS THAT U HAVE NO LIFE AND WAIT HAND AND FOOT FOR SOME PERSON THAT U DONT EVEN KNOW TO GIVE U PRAISE FOR MENTIONING HIS NAME.
    HARDLY.
    STUPID HOE.



  77. 77

    at least her face doesn't look like it smells like coochie



  78. 78

    Grant, she is a pretty girl. But no teenager I know would wear their mother's jewels like that!



  79. 79

    I just threw up a bit.

  80. Nakie says – reply to this


    80

    Poor Girl….. She never had a chance!!



  81. 81

    OMG… HORRIBLE… HORRIBLE HORRIBLE!!!!

  82. bouge says – reply to this


    82

    Re: Andy27 – I'm sorry that I am about to say this about a fifteen year old… but she looks more and more like a man everyday…. That being said, I do feel bad for her and I wish her parents would let her and her poor little brother try to grow up semi-normal.



  83. 83

    can she stop trying to look old. omg!



  84. 84

    Re: torrrieB – HAHA. If we want to talk and entertain ourselves at work or where- ever we CAN! you do not need to read any of our comments, even tho you know you do and your probably wet right now..

  85. bouge says – reply to this


    85

    Re: torrrieB – Whatever you say. You're the one attacking and attacking waiting for someone to repond to you. Mind you business and we'll mind OURS. We have NEVER brought your name up, and we won't, you ugly fuck.



  86. 86

    my god… teenage girls need to stop acting older than they are



  87. 87

    Again with the minors…if a heterosexual man posted as much as you do about underage girls, Chris Hansen would be at his door. Just because you're gay doesn't make it any less disturbing.



  88. 88

    ASSWIPES NEED TO GET A LIFE



  89. 89

    What's even more disturbing is the fact that it says "Ali Lohan is America's new sweetheart" …. even miley does it better =/



  90. 90

    Early 30's!

    ha ha



  91. 91

    Photo shoot conversation
    .
    .
    "how are we gonna cover her face? Her hair seems to want to stay away from it because of its ugliness…"

    "I don't know, just put some pearls over her hair and around her neck to keep her hair from avoiding her horrible face"



  92. 92

    I want to fuck this bitches rectum! she's so young and pretty.



  93. 93

    Re: bouge
    ATLEAST I HAVE MY PIC UP.
    LET US SEE WHAT THE HELL U LOOK LIKE.
    *
    *
    u ppl are really bold behind the computer.
    if u wanna call me ugly do it to my face.
    i live in atlanta, ga. and i attend ga. state.
    any takers???

  94. Anonymous says – reply to this


    94

    Re: torrrieB – Normally, I would agree with you…but, you 'pulled the trigger before you lined up the shot', dear. On other posts, this would have made sense, but….those you named weren't even holding one of their 'chats', on this post (at least, NOT YET).



  95. 95

    Since WHEN is she "America's New Sweetheart"????



  96. 96

    this entire family is sooooo dysFUCKtional. i'm sick and tired of hearing about these skankazoids!!!!!!!!!



  97. 97

    Re: bouge

    Could one actually be jealous of shit like that! I think not. It is just a matter of class, these people have NONE, and they do not mind wiping their shit all over everyone else. Why cant they just be unvulgar, get their point across-then, as another reader pointed out, go elsewhere with the vileness? I for the life of me cannot imagine why someone would want this on their blogs. Although perez picks on people, he is not vile and vulgar, or so I thought. I am rethinking that at this point. IUf we really want to get rid of them lets start a petition!

    1. kakeys
    2. ?



  98. 98

    SHE LOOKS LIKE ASHLEE SIMPSON



  99. 99

    Re: torrrieB – TOUCHE!!!!



  100. 100

    Re: kakeys – Do You really think He is Perez???? never thought of that-maybe!!

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