If You Are Easily Offended….
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Aliana Lohan on the cover of the very very VERY prestigious Supermodels Unlimited magazine. She actually looks her age for once - early 30s!
Posted: August 28, 2008 at 4:00 pm
every teenager thinks they know everything. when she gets older she will relize she was too young.
If i was a mother of a teen wanting to break into show business, first of all, i would not want her to look any older than she is, second of all, i would have to let her wait till shes finished high school then she can pursue her chosen career. and most of all. i dont want her to think that she can be famous for the sake of being famous but because she has got talent. and aliana, you clearly just want to be famous for the sake of being famous. you and your mother.
She will regret this when she actually turns 30 and looks like shes 50.
SuperModels Unlimited is a magazine aimed to give advice to girls looking to compete in beauty contests/pagents.
Not for serious models.
Not a fashion mag ie Vogue.
Not prestigious.
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccckkkkkkkkkk
America's new sweetheart?
Really?
they always have to hide her lazy eye haha, and america's sweetheart? hmm, more like america's new celeb slut
So we've forgotton about Miley, have we? I kinda feel sorry for Ali, bitch she might be she still hasn't done anything wrong, with Miley I guess she is a trip, but this one seems quiet. Don't like the mother though, Dina EWW!
HAHAHAHHA
the best part is how at the bottom it says:
"ali lohan is america's new sweetheart"
that just cracked me up XD
She looks cute
Yikes! Why can't she just be a regular 14yr old girl?
Hmm… she'll be legal in 3 years right?
she's just not an original looking pretty girl. too much makeup, looks too old, nothing head-turning about her.
Ew she is so ugly!! She sounds like her mom- a fucking drag queen.
Re: Andy27 – you really annoy me buddy. he's just doin his job. and guess what! his job is to write innappropriate things about people in the media's spotlight. so just go away, cuz no one cares
ali lohan is america's new sweetheart?
are they for real?!
she gets older looking everytime i see her. Shame that family is a bunch of wackadoodle nut jobs. Dina is dropping the ball with this child for sure. Lindsey started with real disney kids type stuff.. poor ali gets thrown into B-movie hell. Guess when she finally turns 18 she can be a true scream queen and flash her tits on all her straight to video releases.
gag
'America's New Sweetheart'?
Did you not see what she did when she wanted a puppy and her mum said no?
Yes, I watched the show once or twice. Too much to resist.
I typed out an additional comment to torrrieB, which was politically correct, carefully drafted and was without sexual references or vulgar language. It showed up on the comments page, when I pressed 'submit comment'…but, when I went back to check if their was any response…it was gone!
Hmmm…I guess that if a comment is not abusive, does not contain sexual references (whether hetero- or homo-) or does not solicit a multitude of responses…it is considered dispensable.
Re: Andy27 – that's totally true..i agree w/ u 100%
That poor little girl. I used the term "little girl" loosley, because her parents have made sure she will never have the childhood she deserves. The Lohan parents are the most disgusting type of parent…Pushing their kids to excell in something they wanted for themselves and were never able to achieve.
It will be no time at all before that kid is also in rehab and all over the tabloids because of her drug problems.
I LOVE ANDY27
I feel bad for her. She has two wack jobs for parents who aren't afraid to exploit their kids for fame. Hooray for Hollywood.
Ew, she looks like Rumor Willis!!
She musta had her upper lip done, too.
Normally it's really thin.
She's old enough to be Lindsay's mom, screw off Dina!!
i love how they described her as americas new sweetheart
haa haa
That whole family has such horrible genetics, long banana faces & huge noses.
Ali…go play outside, a bad start for your career is to keep blurting how much you want to be like your loser sister.
Why am i even wasting letters on you?
omg, i feel so sorry for this young girl, she wasn't even given a chance before her Manager/Mother is effing it up for her…what happened to the singing career???
that whole family is whack…GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN ALI!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous says – reply to this -
Normally, I would agree with you…but, you 'pulled the trigger before you lined up the shot', dear. On other posts, this would have made sense, but….those you named weren't even holding one of their 'chats', on this post (at least, NOT YET).
You cannot reply to Anonymous- this is the censor…this is Perez…or somebody he pays to "check" our post….that is lame Perez….lame….
Re: Anonymous – Where is your picture? You are the censor.
oh my god ! how old is she ? 47 ?
RIDICULOUS!I'm 28,twice her age,and I don't look that old.I swear to God:bitch will look older than her own mother,Orange Oprah,in a couple of years.just watch…
haha
she looks soo hungover!
shes following in the footsteps of her sisterr!
aww family love
bleeeh makes me wanna barf
she tries wayy too hard
tsk tsk
This is just sad. And why is she on THIS mag?
"Oooh i watched my sister become a star in front of me….mommy i want that too!"
Her parent's should be shot in the face. The child is a direct effect of the parenting. That's why both of the daughters are druggie skanks who will probably never get their lives together. Just like Lynn Spears. bad parenting must be running rampant.
I feel bad for her! Imagine her at 20 years old. shes going to look 50!
She is cute… any one is going to look older than 14 when their hair and makeup is done up like an eighties Glamor Shot. She's being forced to grow up too fast like most kids now-a-days.
FUCK NO
Re: guilty of being white – No, I assure you…I am NOT Perez. I HAD a photo/avatar, when Perez stated his new rules…which was to register, log in, create a photo/avatar, no spam and don't be abusive to other members….and, in return, he would alleviate the abuse/spam.
Well, he didn't live up to his end of the deal, since my mailbox has been inundated with spam, since 'the change'….and the abuse, on this site, has been just as bad as it was before.
SO, this is just another example of how you are prone to 'speak and accuse' without really thinking. That's a bad habit. I hope you grow out of out soon…and, before you are able to pass along those traits to offspring. You would be doing them a great disservice.
Idiot.
She's no beauty, but she's 100 times prettier than Lindsay.
she ugly– she just tries tooo hard–
Re: guilty of being white – AND, for your information…I HAVE received replies to my comments….so, I could HARDLY be considered a 'censor'.
You are the type who lays blame, points fingers and tells lies about others', so that you don't get blamed for anything, aren't you? Yeah, you are most definitely a 'mama's boy' or a 'daddy's girl'…I can spot one of you, a mile away.
Keep smiling pretty for mommy and daddy….but, leave the internet to the big kids.
GROSS
wtf is up with her.
I don't think I'd refer to her as "America's New Sweetheart"…
Who is Aliana Lohan?
awww
what the hell?? they did some serious photoshopping.
America's New sweetheart??
are you kidding me!?!
she really looks like she's 40…..poor thing.
I never noticed the nose until now.
It's nice to see Angie Harmon back in the public eye.
she is not 14. no way.
aww she looks amazing. (:
i'd say 32ish
why doesnt her mom get the picture and STOP giving her daughter hair and makeup stylist. 14 yr olds are supposed to have semi-shitty makeup and not know how to wear their hair!
i think this is the best she's EVER looked.
shes pretty but damn she looks sooo old, i just wished her mom would let her act her age,,, 15!!! not 25!! its sooo sad to see shes acting like this
Re: MRS.RICKY MARTIN LOVER – ooo sooo true!! lol when ash first came out with the black hair thing goin on!
looking babe…
ew wtf.
what is the world coming to..?
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early thirties?
more like 41!!!
looks like an uglier version of old Ashley Simpson
wow her face looks crooked.
photoshop on the lips, ali has real thin lips and is always wearing too much lipgloss
Oh my. I think that family needs therapy like WOAH.
at least she looks better than cyrus when she was trying to act sexy.
wow, hideous photo really… whoever was incharge of that needs to be looked at
OMIGOD!! Hello 30 year old women! Your only a kid once, don't grow up to fast, well i guess thats to late for her!
is it true you cant talk shit about britney because shes psycho or sum shit? Pobre gringa with head aches and problems only rich gringas can handle? Fuck this puta give her back her kids and FORCE her lazy ass to watch them my kids drive me crazy
the lips look kinda….enhanced?
lol…she looks like a prostitute
FUGLY!
not diggin the whole one eyeball look
oh lord.
what happened to 14 and 15 year olds? when i was 14, 15..all i was worried about was not getting in trouble for getting C's in middle school. Crap, i wasnt even allowed to shave my legs, wear makeup or have a boyfriend until i was 15! and to be honest, i didnt care because i had fun being a KID. now shes gonna look back at her life at 23 and be like. "wtf happened with my childhood?"
why does she have the necklace over her hair? she just freaks me out. why does she strive to look menopausal?
That looks really dumb with the necklaces *on top* of her hair! Whose idea was that?! Other than that, she looks cool.
omg! that is not a good picture, but i like her mooosic (and that pearl necklace is hawt!!)
Hmmm paedolicious… but whats up with the photoshopped nosejob?
She saw what goodies Lindsay got from being famous and she wants it either.
Let's give her 15 minutes of fame (The thing she wants soooo bad) and forget about her.
ummm ok…. i never thought she looked "old"
yucky poop
I'm sure the magazine, Supermodels, which I have never ever heard of, is more than pleased with the free publicity Perez is giving them.
Re: Andy27 – plz get another picture u make me barf
I can't stand this chick. She has no talent AT ALL! Her songs suck and their reality show is the worst show on television. It's totally mind numbing garbage. When will they cancel it already!?!?!
omg! supermodels & ali lohan! a very bad joke!
I don´t think she´s pretty…..but she has a dream…why not let her go for it. I DO think, however, she should focus on school some more. But anyway…I´ve listened to her single and it´s good. She does have a good tone to her voice.
She's pretty
she's so pathetic and desperate for fame. is she oblivious to how fame has ruined her family?! america's sweetheart my ass- more like america's most annoying fame whore. wait, maybe not, her and miley may be tied…
It is so sad to see a 14 year old girl who has obviously had her lips done. Dina Lohan, shame on you for teaching your daughter that what she was born with was not good enough. Mother of the year… MY ASS!!!!
i agree she is very ashlee simpson-ie
she tries so hard, and get nowhere… i feel bad for her, her family sucks!
see you in rehab
she's fugly
To Be Honest, What Right Does She Have To Be On The Front Of A Magazine? I Mean, She's Only Famous Really Because Her Sister Is! Why Not Put Someone Worthy Of Appearing On A Cover On The Cover?
Phew, Rant Over!
yeah she looks beauutiful… :rolleyes:
LMAO - i read the 'she looks her age' part and wondered what you were smoking, then i read the next bit. early 30s, LMAO. she is so fucking weird! this is one (of a very few) things we agree on perez!