Vintage Douche
Filed under: Sarah Palin
She may be a homophobe and an anti-feminist, but….
John McCain's Vice Presidential running mate, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin was a hottie back in the day.
She was probably a slut too!
Can't wait ’till all the skeletons start tumbling out of her closet!
How many dudes have done her up the butt and taped it???
Posted: August 29, 2008 at 1:57 pm




Sensible- THAT"S THE PROBLEM Christianity and public service do not mix !
How would you like a Jew in office saying that Saturday is the new sabbath.
Or a Siek in office saying we should not eat beef. We gays are tired of you blaming your hatred on MYTHOLOGY.
I'm not gay but I don't like anyone who is homophobic. I believe gay people are born that way so who are we to judge? Also, any woman who is anti-feminist is a self hater. It's one thing to decide you want to be a Stepford wife but quite another thing to impose those beliefs on others. The same goes for having an abortion. I wouldn't have one but I wouldn't deny anyone else the right to. I would have one if I knew I had a baby with Downs syndrome. Everyone is not in a position to take care of a retarded child for the rest of their life and I don't think anyone is doing them a favor by bringing them into the world. You know their lives are going to suck whether they realize it or not. A woman should have a choice. As for her past, everyone was a ho in the 80's. lmao
Gov/mayor ran the national guard and ran ALsakas OIL..the biggest oil state in the US…..I LVOE this pick.
Its bette than you Perez. FAT UGLY and suck AIDS infected cock all day.
I love you Perez but you are not cool to post this.
Re: WHORE1 – I actually met Marcy from married with children. Big ol' lesbo. Proud of her muff diving skills she is.
fatandugly - We need to get off OIL Don't you care about the environment???also you can't get aids from sucking cock, douche face !
Okay, that was unnecessary, Perez.
Those are harsh words.. just because somebody's attractive doesn't mean they were "sluts"! Geeze…. so much for respect!
Is this really necessary I mean talk about your sexist bullshit
Perez, I realize she's a public figure and all but if you really want to get support for Obama, you should keep shit like this to a minimum. Her policies will speak louder than any "up the butt" joke you coud make.
This is EXACTLY why you need to stay out of political commentary! Who cares about her private sex life???? How come you haven't wondered about how many times Obama has had Michelle's finger tickle his prostate??? Why is every woman a slut in your book if she has a healthy sex life? Republican or not, no female candidate deserves your typically misogynist and juvenile slander. If you want to pick her apart, do it based on her political decisions, not her gender, you asshole.
Wow Perez…You are the perfect example of media bias. It's no wonder I've stopped coming to your site as much, as well as some of my friends. I am so sick of you portraying republicans in such a bad light. The democrats have their flaws and faults as well. Get back to posting what you used to and leave the politics out of it.
Re: sugarbaby –
Amen
you wouldnt post stupid comments like this if he picked a guy to be his vp.
Grow up…this is the potential vice President of the United States… your ignorant childish post shows just why you extreme left wing nuts are hipocrits…stick to doing what you do best…covering mind numb celebrities. I'm sure Obama is proud ofyour take on strong woman as well. Again, Grow up and take a little pride in her historic accomplishment.
that's it
you offend charities
you try to be a politician
i'm so done with you
i know it won't hurt you - but it'll be accumulating after stuff like this
talk about horrible
you'll look good with a towel on your head though Mario
Perez is, UNDOUBTEDLY, the world's biggest HYPOCRITE.
GROW UP PEREZ!!!!!!!!!
she looks naked in this pic!
Be nice, please. Let's have an election for once where we don't go digging into everyone's closets, please?
palin is the political equivalent of a maxim covergirl…bedable, not threatening to the good ol' boys( hell she embraces them) and helps sell all their oppressive shit on the pages…
Before you call her a homophobe you should know Palin's first veto was used to block legislation that would have barred the state from granting benefits to the partners of gay state employees. In effect, her veto granted State of Alaska benefits to same-sex couples.
Re: BeDaringDarling –
LMAO … SERIOUSLY.
It's called a rumor for a reason, sweetheart.
Go back to school and get an education.
Holy shit people … she is NOT a homophobe.
Read your history on her … she has many gay friends!
Not supporting gay marriage and being a homophobe are two SEPARATELY different things.
How many dudes have done YOU up the butt Perez….?????
I hate how people think that just because
she's a woman, she will be great.
"She'll bring in a woman's perspective"
and "This is sexist" is stupid.
Just because she has a vag
doesn't make her great.
Just because guys have dicks
doesn't make them great.
They have to be worth something.
Extreme feminists are so blind sometimes.
Take a gun put it in her CUNT and blow her box up. She's a whore!
This is the first time I've ever felt compelled to comment on a post. I'm done with this site as of today and will encourage as many others as possible to follow my lead. There are other places to get celebrity gossip without having political BS shoved in my face. Perez, you need to decide what kind of site this is and then stick with it. Nobody comes here to read your ignorant opinions (regardless of which side they're addressing), and if they do then I'm scared for the future of America.
lol, she belongs to a movement called feminists for life.
She's a mother of 5, a former beauty queen and a governor. she has credentials and executive experience. and you say she's anti feminist?
this is getting more more hysterical. lmao. and you think fox news is biased!!! keep it going perez! keep embarassing yourself like obama! Change! Hope! Lolll…
How many dudes have done her up the butt and tapes it???
Perez - you have no class. How many dudes have done you up the butt and tapes it??? Typical no class liberal.
Re: MichaelHunkBear –
You are a sick, disgusting, poor excuse of a man.
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I bet if somesone said they'd like to stick a gun up your mom or any woman you care about and shoot her you would take offense.
Sarah Palin is actually supported by feminists…so…yeah. >.>
Are you KIDDING ME??
SHE'S A BUSH CROONIE…AN ANTI EVERYTHING THAT PROJECTS LOVE AND HARMONY…HER HUSBAND'S IN BIG OIL…HINT–WE WILL PAY MORE FOR GAS…SEND THE SLUT DOUCHEBAGS BACK TO ALASKA…..NOW I'M REALLY FOR OBARACK BAMA NOW!!!!!…GET THOSE EVIL NASTY NAZI LIKE REPUGS OUT OF DC AND INTO THE SEWERS IN THE STREETS TO RID THE WORLD OF THEM.
God you liberals are so angry–no wonder you riot all the time!
Re: MichaelHunkBear – My God–I am sure we are going to see your name in the papers soon–you are a crazy idiot.
AWFUL WIG!
HEY ASSHOLE - SHE MARRIED HER HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART.
Seriously who ever posted this should be fired,
Just because you may not support her or McCain, doesn't mean you have to down her.
MCCAIN/PALIN '08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone who is pro life is not anti-feminist. She just doesn't believe in the murder of unborn children!
Re: Andy27 – You are the BEST!
She was a former beauty queen… and we all know they have great ideas about world peace… hahah.. she is not going to help McCain… who wants our VP to be some former beauty queen that was a mayor of a town of 6500 and has only been a state gov. for 20 months? not me thats for sure
OMG Perez you must be the dumbest dead man walking.
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Do you really think that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin will not get even for these crude and vulgar comments of yours after she becomes Vice-President of the United States on January 20, 2009?. You must be the most naive person on the planet.
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TODAY is also Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's 20th Wedding Anniversary. You really picked a great day to sign your own death warrant. You more than anyone else should know that there are a lot of unbalanced individuals with guns out there, and some even have a license to kill plus a signed "get out of jail free card" from the government.
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This isn't Paris, Lindsay, Britney, Miley or Sienna, this is the NEXT Vice President of the United States. I'll pray for you, hoping that you at least get to live until January 20th. You should consider maybe finalizing your Last Will & Testament as well as getting all your affairs in order.
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These people don't waste time with lawsuits, they believe in quick and decisive action. One day we will be reading from your website, then the next day we will notice that there are no updates from you, and after another day with no updates, we all will know that Perez sleeps with the fishes, along side Chandra Levy and Jimmy Hoffa.
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Sad, I'm going to miss your website
LMAO!!!
Is that milk or nut juice on her face?? (:
You claim she's an anti-feminist yet you then go on to ask how many dudes have "done her up the butt?"
I think you are the anti-feminist Perez, very classy.
I was my HS Secretary. Maybe he should have picked me for VP?
Anti-feminist? It boggles my mind that women can be anti-feminist. I guess she doesn't believe in equal rights. How sad.
IDIOT, SHE IS NOT AGAINST GAY RIGHTS. STOP LYING!
How is this in any way appropriate?
If someone were to make a joke about Obama being black they would probably be burned at the stake, yet you think its okay to say things like "How many dudes have done her up the butt and tapes it???". You have got to be kidding me.
HEY PEREZ, SHUT UP ALREADY! PALIN IS A GREAT PICK AND YOU ARE MORE THAN LIKELY NOT EDUCATED ABOUT HER OR THE ISSUES. BASHING THE REPUBLICANS JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A DEM MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID AND IGNORANT. LET PEOPLE DECIDE FOR THEMSELVES!
XOXO,
PISSED OFF REPUBLICAN
Perez honey, people who live in glass houses……I sort of remember your sordid slutty past, speaking of going up someones butt.
This is really beneath contempt, it is stupid, immature and might just be libelous. You wonder why a charity doesn't want to be associated with you.
perez you are a hotmess!
perez…….you are just JELALOUS CUZ YOU DIDN'T GET ANY AND STILL DON'T…..WE ALL KNOW HOW OFTEN YOU ARE SHUT DOWN BY THE BOYS HERE IN WEHO……GIGGLE…THEY ALWAYS CALL YOU THE FATTY AT THE ABBEY AND HOW YOU MUST GET DRESSED IN THE DARK. GOOD FOR SARAH AND BTW SHE IS DOWN WITH LBGT………SO STOP SLAMMING MARIO.
Wow, that's so bad Perez, but you are good at making it funny!
shes not a homophobe. perez do some research
Re: XxBarracudaxX –
Thank-you! It's so comforting to know there are some intelligent Perez readers that are willing to voice their opinion against Perez's behaviour.
Re: Arshe – Lighten up princess
homophone and anti-feminist? FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!
ok this is the time for the gay community to stand up _ seriously !!!!! you guys need to go out and vote and make sure that the homophobic Mcain ticket doesn't make it into the white house. I am from Boston and last night there was a hate crime against a group of gay people leaving from a gay club in the city-they were beaten up pretty bad . So sad for any minority group voting for Mcain gotta go my itunes just played daddy yankee gotta make sure his stupid ass is off my itunes. That's another one fucking sell out i'm sure all those conservative Republicans will be bumping to his music - doesn't he get he's being used to obtain the Hispanic vote ughh !!! Perezito Te quiero mi papi chulo- Rubio Prezioco-
Re: ChihuahuaBama – love ur avatar and name it took me a second but i am LMAO
I've seen you say fucked up shit before…but wow you are AN ASSHOLE
I realize everyone on both sides have tried to make vaild points and this is really shallow BUT.
***HAS NO ONE NOTICED THE HUGE KNOT ON HER FOREHEAD?!***
Was this photo touched up in photoshop or something?
I find this site very entertaining generally, but labeling a women a probable "slut" based on looks alone is at best petty and at worst misogynistic. Men don't seem to get this treatment from you, Perez.
Re: MichaelHunkBear – Can't , it's still up your ASS!
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND? PEREZ IS ON METH AGAIN, OBVIOUSLY. SHIT MARIO, THIS IS HOW PEOPLE COME UP MISSING, YOU DON'T WANT TO PISS OFF THE PEOPLE AT THIS LEVEL, I MEAN FOR REALZ.
See Perez, this is the kind of crap that makes some people wary of you. The woman JUST got the nomination and already you are calling her names and drawing on her face. Cripes, why don't you get to know a bit about her first? You're always running your chops about people hating on you…. what are YOU doing???
Re: Avitar – It's true you can't contract AIDS but you can definitely contract HIV which turns into AIDS from sucking cock. FYI. :]
Not trying to be a hater, just wanted to give you a bit of sex ed haha
Rumor up here has it that the baby's mother is actually Palin's teenage daughter.
such a liberal way of dealing with things..open to everyones opinion as long as its the same as yours..shes not anti gay..do your fucking research you FAG
Perez, when you talk so much about how you're "pro-choice" why don't you go look up pictures of aborted babies. it's horrible and so unhumane. Or better yet, go sit outside of an abortion center and see the women as they come out. It's one of the saddest things. Women are hurt emotionally as well as physically during abortion, and to say that being pro-life is anti-feminist is incorrect. Women deserve better than abortion. It has killed hundreds of women, not to mention the 50 million babies that were killed since 1973. I'm sorry, but being a woman myself, I wouldn't put myself through the risk of having an abortion, because not only could you be harmed on the table, but abortion is a leading cause of breast cancer in women. And to all the people who think when Roe v. Wade is overturned that women will get abortions in back alleys or with coat hangers, stop kidding yourselves. The numbers that actually did that back in the day were greatly exaggerated. If it was overturned, women would actually be having their children…crazy idea isn't it?! There are a ton of families who want those babies who can't have them on their own. Give them a chance at being parents if you are too selfish to give up your lifestyle for the life of another human. And with the advances in medicine now, there is no medical reason for an abortion to occur. Just putting that out there…
You're showing your true demobrat spirit. All you know how to do is talk shit about people bc you can't show any actualy skills (nice "acting" under 5 job on that episode of the Sopranos when you were thin). You're just a pissed off fudge packer that wishes you looked like her. Let's be honest, you looked like you birthed quintuplets yesterday …and there's still one left in your head lol You should have a little more respect for someone that will be running the country you live in. If you don't like it, I'm sure Fidel will take you back to be his fuck boy
you just lost a reader….you suck
Perez, you should stick to celebrity news and stay out of politics. If she were a homophobe, she would not have fought for legislation in Alaska giving benefits to gay couples. (Visiting partners in the hospital, etc, benefits married couples have.) She's also a member of a feminist group, so you really have no right to call her an anti-feminist when you're the one bashing the only woman on a ticket right now without knowing a damn thing about her.
Get over it. You have posted so much shit about her that you are just flaunting your immaturity.
love the way perez started out saying it was cool that mccain picked a female vp, and a few seconds later he's doing everything to portray her as a whore and a scandalous bitch. it's great to pick a side and try to help, perez, but it does seem a little un"perez"like and desperate to try so hard to trash everyone else. i'd say i'm going to stop subscribing, but i think i might be addicted already!!!
FUCKING SON OF A BITCH what are we gonna have to read one piece after another just like MICHAEL FUCKING PHELPS? Christ just shoot me in the face already!
Perez, have you thought about why that charity did not want to be associated with your website? It's because of comments like this: "How many dudes have done her up the butt and tapes it???" I know your heart was in the right place with the charity, but there is no reason to talk about this woman like that. So far, we know almost NOTHING about her. She may be great! Not trying to be a buzzkill, but damn, give her a chance. I know you're liberal, but not all of your readers (fans) are.
now this I can agree with.
she definitely looks the type.
this has Rove written all over it.
lolololol.
I think they may have jumped the shark on this one.
You are DISGUSTING and DISRESPECTFUL, Perez. I am a liberal and an Obama fan who would never in a million years vote for this inexperienced hack, but your last line was abusive and absolutely disgusting. I won't be back to your site. You should be ashamed.
it's funny….the only one who sounds like a douche is you…esp with that last question. WOW decency much?
Re: fatandugly – #17 - Nah, it won't ruin the bounce. I wouldn't want a "hockey mom" with two years as a governor as president - and at McCain's age that is a real possibility - . Wait - her experience sounds just like Bush - We already made that mistake. I won't be voting for them, I'm a smart enough woman to know not every woman should be president.
Hey Perez, you douche. Do a little more research. Palin isn't ant-feminist. She's a member of Feminists for Life.
This is why you're laughed at so much.
Perez your like every dumbass celeb. Cramming there "support" down everyones throat like we give a shit what you ass's think. Why dont you and that nasty skelator skank madonna go and puke up your lunch.
PS Are you seriouse Perez? Lets talk about how many dudes have tapes of you taking it up the butt hahaha those who live in glass houses, perez, really shouldnt throw stones…in your case bones
perez if anyone is a douche you are….shes a strong women who knows what she belives in. If Anti feminism means not shaving your legs and going to lilith fair than i say fuck feminism
Re: RashManly –
I would think it's a sign of change in itself. The democrats don't like her because of her political stances and inadequacy for the job; not because she's a woman
I thought your post was sad and pathetic. You have such a double standard. If a gay VP had been chosen, and comments like that were made, there would be an outrage. She has way more experience than Obama and the fact that she's a women should not be a pro or con in this election.
Your comments in this post (and others!) took feminism back a few years and I personally felt wronged. You owe all women an apology.
Not as many men as have had you up the butt. You are just getting really off the handle with this election stuff, just like every other liberal sheep…BAAA, BAAA
jesus perez…..you are SOOOOO biased.
come on dish up the dirt of the democrats….
you can be a little childish at times
CUNT.
Wow Perez…. hateful much? Call someone a homophobe then you act just like the people you dislike.
Seek therapy fast before you become last week's news (already happening) and end up having to be shot off a water tower cause you never got your star. /
Re: thearidginal um ok dude talk about anti-feminist, look at you talking about video tapes of her and shit - that's not just "anti-feminist", it's mysoginistic. I don't like her or McCain but I'm not a hypocrite. You totally contradicted yourself. –
See Perez, even your own are calling your hypocritical ass out. You don't KNOW what it means to be tolerant. You just think "Gays are cool, that's it!11"
How close minded is that? Get your head out of your ass. Or whoever's ass it's in. (None of my business and I surely don't want to know)
Re: DisgustedChaz cant stand evangelicals and wish they would all ritualistically sacrifice all of their own kind – By saying that, it makes you worse than the people you hate. You realize that?
Re: SKB You are DISGUSTING and DISRESPECTFUL, Perez. I am a liberal and an Obama fan …..your last line was abusive and absolutely disgusting. I won't be back to your site. You should be ashamed. –
Another….
And I bet you'll laugh about it and think it's funny. That makes you an even bigger douche.
haha, I thought this was britney at first, but I knew it couldn't be due to the hair…xo
Is any woman on earth a slut just for being beautiful?
Jesus Christ, I hate posts like this. I forgive you just 'cos she's republican.
I very rarely come to this site anymore because Perez is tired, played out and sooo unorginal anymore. I knew there would be something on here about the nomination and wanted to see what was being said. Apparently when Perez can't think of something to say he only knows how to doodle on a pic and say something obscene. You are a just a pathetic joke now Perez. Turns out you are just a silly, unimaginative, petty, uninformed idiot. This site used to be entertaining but I am over you and your trite displays of inmaturity. This was the last time I will EVER visit your waste of space site. Grow up. I will be voting for McCain/Palin and hope that everyone makes an informed decision and don't base their vote on the antics of a grown man who dresses and acts like a clown!!!!
there are not skeletons you fat fuck
I dont have a lot of problems wit her i think a women should have been there in the 80's are 70's suck's it took the year 2000 thousand and 8 to see it happen. I do hope they will end the killing of wolf, and the black bear and the grizzy to me killed in alaska she has allowed hellocopters and airplanes to shoot down these animals she is for hunting and loaded guns at home so i believe we should have a gun for protection of a home invasion at night if asleep can defend yourself. dont like we can hunt down these animals. these guys should be protected. write to get a bill passed into law i would hate to see the wolf taken off the planet im native american and i have a respect for the wolf and the bear. some of these guys in a position to run the usa are dickheads.
Mad TV and saturday night are going to have a field day with her. It would be funny if they had a skit where mccain sara and his wife were in the abraham bed in a three way. obama and hillary in the closet filming it. I think he did hillary wrong by chosing a old fart bucket like binden he looks like a alien and i cant imagine them two listening to rap music together in the oval office.
If this same woman would have been on obama's ticket, perez would be lovin her. We come to this site for celebrity news, not your political views, perez!!!!!! It says, celebrity news, not perez's political views!!!!