Heidi Singing - This Does Not Suck!!!!
Filed under: Listen To This > Heidi Montag
This is gonna be your guilty pleasure!
Her last "effort" in the music world was the average (at best) Overdosin'.
But, Heidi Montag has just dropped a new single that is actually really good.
The song is called Party's Wherever I Am and it's got a killer hook. So damn catchy - like an STD!
It's seriously contagious.
The gays will be playing the shit out of this at the clubs! And, if she's lucky, your spinning instructor might be playing it at the gym too.
Heidi even name checks the gym in the song! And Reno, Neveda too!
It's kinda ridiculous and brilliant at the same time.
Check it out below!
Thoughts?????
Posted: September 2, 2008 at 12:17 am
nice beat, but it doesn't make up for that THIN voice!
This girl won't give up. I give her a shelf life of 5 years, tops. It must be a lonely life to have to buy your friends. My ears still bleed when I hear this. I had to shut it off after about 15 secs. Lucky for her, someone saved her some face by some major edits to make it *seem like she's a singer. I'm sorry, no natural vibrato. And is there a single cut that's longer than about 3 seconds without introducing another edit? Anyone can sing from their throat to try to sound whispery. NEXT!
yeah well this song sucks!!! major ass. Her voice is so whiny and she sounds like she is dying when singing the song, yea the chorus is ok but still nothin i would go out and buy. She needs to just get out the music business all together and she has no talent.
This does not suck? Yes it does. It sucks harder than you do. Perez, you need to face facts. You know nothing about music, politics, personal hygiene or how to STFU about underage kids.
You should be in jail for the shit you say about children. Please let a horse fuck you to death.
actually that was horse shit.
her voice makes me cringe.
why do ppl like this have to fucking sing and wreck music.
Oh my fucking god….WHY!?!?!?!? God dammit just because of your bullshit/illegit fame allows you to "sing" doesn't mean you should. This song makes me want to go a little too deep with the q-tip next time.
That SUCKED!
The gays are offended…b/c they would never like a shitty song like this! Perez, tell Spencer & Heidi they suck!!
WTF is wrong with Lauren…she dumped hot ass doug for ugly ass kyle howard? total DOWNGRADE….even spencer is cuter than kyle howard. what a loser!
it sucked
sucked ass!!!
My fucking ears are bleeding its so god damn fucking shit!!!
Team Heidi bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate Spencer though.
still think it sucks
eh, its ok.
i think heidi sucks at life, and im not even sayng that to be mean. she is just a horrible, horrible person. shes fake as hell and practically admits to it. oh, and i think spencer's parents must have paid the devil for some sperm, because i'd hate to think it is possible for someone to be that repulsive of a person.
oh. and the song makes me gag. and now i cant get this out of my head. if the song is like an std, then heidi must be aids
It sucks, just like Heidi does
This song is horrible. Please stop trying to promote something that will never work!
If we're going to trashy pop singers who can't sing, this is alright but I DEFINITELY prefer Ali Lohan's All The Way Around. It embodies an STD.
I couldn't even make it through the song, ugh. When is this girl's 15 minutes up? tick tock tick tock….. for the love of everything holy, PLEASE make her STOP!!!!
Perez, I expected more from you, this song sucks big time. Is she paying you to say nice things about her?? Give the bitch her money back
Meh. Sounds like something Britney would have recorded. Hiedi would be much more appealing if she would dump Spencer.
my ears are bleeeding !!! Help
How much is she paying you to promote her horrible music?
I couldn't get past the second verse…my ears started to bleed.
Re: hotsauceonthedancefloor –
remember?!
why are you speakinq in past tense?! lol
Ah P, this song is awful.
Hmm, if I got drunk enough it might sound okay.
Seriously perez, cut the shit. This sucks! You must be getting paid..because this is majorly biased. I'm so disappointed, you've really sunk low this time. You supporting this terrible song, is pathetic. THIS SONG IS SHIT with Perez's name stamped right on it. There goes your reputation…
The song sucks and so does she.
These socialites who pretend to sing are an insult to true musicians everywhere. While I don't think Heidi is completely evil, I don't think she understand that being a "singer," means being an artist with not only intrinsic musical talent, but putting years of hard work into the study and performance of the craft. Heidi, please find something else to do, you are not a musician honey- and the longer you pretend to be, the longer you prevent yourself from finding what you your real gift is… keep looking, good luck.
Sorry, but this sux. Great hook? I don't think so. This has 'bomb' written all over it.
I played it twice….nice!!
I want an Avatar. Perez, can you post some pics of you taking money from Heidi or Disney. Or maybe a pic of Miley's dad beating the living shit out of you?
this sucks!
i really hate it!
overdosin' is 100 times better than this…
it is alright but i don't like it
… catchyy though
i love how someone wrote that perez is bullshiiting
because heidi is paying him to say it is good
ha ha;
i laughed and laughed some more.
THE GIRL CANNOT SING! This song would be ok if someone else was singing it. But, in the words of the formidable Randy Jackson, "It's pitchy, Dawg." The first notes out of her mouth were flaaaaaaat.
Seriously, I rather listen to Yoko Ono.
hate her but the song is pretty hot
What the fuck..
If you think that is even MUSIC.. please like- stop focusing on people and their music.. just focus on the dramz.
WTF Perez, are you sucking Spencer's dick?? Heidi is a dumb bitch and the song sounds like a Britney Spears reject track.
Tone deaf much??? This sucks just as bad as all the rest of her crap!
oh hon!!! i think you need your ears flushed sweetie. she still sucks!!!
luvs you prezzie
This shit rocks! Let us know when it goes on itunes!
seriously, it sucks!
IT SUCKS.
Just like everything else she attempts.
Ugh…and she looks just as ugly as every in her picture.
ROFL.
TEAM LAUREN!
What's up with Lo being such a Bitch…
and now…Audrina is giving her a run for her money when it comes to the Queen Bitch Awards. LOL!
Let me fake "reality" drama unfold.
I love it!
it's not thaaaaaaaaat good
blahhh…this song still sucks!!!
geez perez..
Uhhh, it REALLY sucks, Perez. It's godawful and unlistenable. I'm suddenly having flashbacks to a video going around a few months ago of you, Heidi, and her douchebag boyfriend at some club, as Heidi was lip-synching her idiotic song, and Spencer was pretending that you were one of the "cool kids" by massaging your shoulders and being "buddy buddy" with you — a transparent attempt by him to get some positive mentions on your site. Looks like it worked. Perez, real people don't give a shit about these nobodies. Stop shoving them in our faces.
is it just me or does she release a new single like every 2 weeks???? am i wrong
Perezzzzzy PAPI!! NO!! THIS SONG SUCKS! It doesn't even suck ass, it sucks TAINT!! Who keeps telling her she can sing?! They need an ass kicking. SHUT HER UP!!!
RUBBISH.
Yeah…I'm sorry. But you got me all excited, and I was disappointed to say the least. All of Heidi's songs seem so…forced. And…I don't know…they just don't flow. It may just be that they're HEAVILY over-produced, but then again, Britney still has damn good and catchy songs.
I think Heidi's smokin' hott, but as far as singing goes…just…no. And this is coming from someone with a sugary, bubblegum ear. I listen to Hannah Montana and High School Musical songs all the time and love them. But Heidi's just not doing it for me.
Sounds like a really crappy "Throw your hands up in the air, ai-air,air." Except "The partys wherever I am, wherever i am, am" She's an idiot ditz and she cant sing at all.
Wow you didn't make any update the whole day and now the best you can come up with is this??? How much is Spencer paying you to promote this lameass bimbo??? Her music sucks, she is an idiot for letting Spencer dominate her life and you are Spencer's stupid bitch! I bet Spence is not even paying you with money, he just needs to blow your horn and you will happily post anything he wants you to post!!! Shameful!
its bad
Are you kidding me? This sucks really bad!!
it's ok. i won't hate. i couldn't do much better.
absolutely HORRIBLE!
me thinks someone slipped Perez a few thousand for such kind words.
O-M-G wow, that was soo awesome! JOKE!
To damn long.. my ears hurt.. 3plus minutes i'll never get back!
Perez seriously?
I listened to this shit thinking yeah,
Perez has good taste in music maybe it'll be OK.
Fucking Shit.
i can't believe i'm going to fucking say this. i like it. damn heidi. go back to wherever the hell you came from. this girl is clearly not celebrity material. but her song is, well, catchy. reminds me of the ledgendary spears. oh miss britney make a come back!!
Who hacked Perez's site???????
are you being paid to promote her? cus this sucks balls.
Incredibly disturbing voice. Go back to Laguna Beach Heidi, where no one knows your name.
Oh, that's right. Nobody knows your name in L.A. anyway! Go ahead, stay, rot in your 15 minutes.
You have to be shitting me. I officially think you are a dumbass Perez. I used to think you had an interesting taste in music but clearly you just get paid to put her crap on your website. This song sucks. The vocals, no comment. The lyrics, I can write them better. The hook, annoying as hell.
Perez, do you represent what gay men like in music? your taste suck. So gaymen like high pitched over produced bad techno synth voiced crap to a clap beat? yuck!
Isnt this the last song she just did?? They all sound the same. If this is a hit, I'll eat my OWN almondjoy. Maybe she should try something else. Her and shauna sands can be tag team hookers or something.
Go away Heidi! You still suck maja!
that totally sucks. sexyindiegrrrl on uTube is way better (that's me!)
she's sexy and all that.. but this song suuucks yo!!!! chicks like peaches and the girl from crystal castles would kick her fuckin ass and throw her off stage!!
haaha!!
and I like Heidi, her and Spencer totally crack me up. That gig with the melons the other day, priceless. They are super funny, campy and sexy hot. Spencer is a bit of a chump, but that's what makes it cool I guess. And her singing is a total joke, like her saying she wants to win an Oscar…but I totally like them. I think LC is sexy too. But Perez, there is WAY better music out there than Spedi, do you want to suck Spenc's cock or something. Try "the Blow" - that is awesome music. I do my own version on uTube, under SexyIndieGrrrl - check my out. Love ya. RHz
ok, it isnt good at all
but i'll admit, the hook is catchy.
ok.
wow.
whack.
she better not quit her day job.
This sucks some major balls. I can NOT stand her. I wish she would have left all that plastic from her face. She is just low…seriously how many singles in she going to come out with within a couple weeks? I just cant stand her. I really think she needs to get over herself. She needs to step off of the pedestal she thinks everyone has her on and step into the real world. Both her and her creepy fuzzy faced man child. He is SUCH a baby. I dont think she can sing for crap.
Oh come on Perez, stop promoting her.
This could be..the worst song I've ever heard..
it sounds like all the other crapy songs she put out. how many singles is this girl going to put out?? usually when the first single fails to chart they give up. she just keeps going and going.
This song just sucked. At least she looked good on the pic you posted lol!
OMG people he's being sarcastic, read this line more carefully: And, if SHE'S LUCKY, your spinning instructor might be playing it at the gym too.
GET IT????
and name checking the gym and reno nevada…. He's making fun of her! Sorry Perez for trying a bit more intelligent sarcasm…not all your readers can grasp it
sucks pretty bad as far as I'm concerned. Makes me want to drink acid and shit out my insides. But then again- I couldn't get through the whole song…did it ever get good? Anyone?
heidi, girl give it up!
this song has no good hook, wake up perez, everyone is starting to think you are a sellout to their shit. No way you really like this crap.
we should duet
The song sucks Perez. Shame on you and your lousy taste in music. All that English/European pop trash and now Heidi Montag? She sucks and the song is completely STUPID…
this shit is a joke right
Oh God. Just another "studio" enhanced song with a beat Mario- that shows absolutely NO talent at all. Why so excited about it? Are her PR people paying you????? Hmm????
lay off the autotune already you fakes -_-
btw her high notes are cringe inducing. if this was played in a club im pretty sure everyone would either leave or start breaking down the speakers.
she so fame crazed! gah i hate her! only reason she sings is to get more out there! ger over yourself heidi!!!
if madonna made this people would like it. I mean,Heidi sucks but this sounds a lot like madonna.
booooo. none for me…
ohh no perez, you are wrong.. this song is NOT good!
I am pretty sure I am going to poke my ears to hard with a Q-Tip just so it is a sure bet I won't hear this shit again.
This was awful Perez.
I am disappointed in you.
ok perez honey, you are officially getting paid… i'm sorry as much as i love you your advice that this song is considered as 'good' is completely and utterly WRONG! the truth is and i'm sure we all know it heidi can't sing and will never make it in the industry even if she has the fewest of fans, she'll be like paris hilton.. make one album and then BYE BYE! and only a few people will love it… she is not a singer and please perez when you see her next or whatever tell her to get some dance lessons and oh yes NEW HANDS! and tell spencer that he is a complete idiot considering he doesn't know what a good music video is… and of course good music… even when heid's voice is altered by technology it still sounds completely crapola… heidi should quit before she goes bankrupt.. thats my advice
u got to be serious how can this be good?
She can't sing. The problem isn't the beats (though, those usually suck as well), it's her shitty voice. Yuck. It's like Paris Hilton's and Britney's mixed together. O.o All slow, raspy, and "I'm so high!" sounding, like Paris "STD" Hilton's crummy voice, and Britney's type of songs - pointless and stupid. xD
the song is terrible!!!!!
for real, you think this is good?!?! this is super crazy SHITTY, omg perez your taste in music is so bad!!
lol She is getting better I kinda like it U ROCK PEREZ!
horrible…i hate it