Holy Makeover!!!!!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Victoria Beckham > Beauty Buzz

Victoria Beckham debuted a drastic new shorter 'do at the Marc Jacobs fashion show in NYC on Monday night.
The good news: her haircut looks fucking fierce!!!
Very sexy. Very cutting edge. Very hot.
The bad news????
Her makeup artist needs to be spanked - hard.
Why is her face such a different color than her body????
And, speaking of her body, could she look any skinnier????
Oh, yeah, and what do U think of the new haircut??????
[Photo via AP Images.]
Posted: September 8, 2008 at 10:59 pm




Ugh. Her orange skin color is sooo unnatural. How long before Katie cuts her hair again? Think she's pissed?
NO!NO!NO!!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!!!
She looks like Jenny from the L Word (Season 2). She looks good!
I like it!!! I decided to cut my hair short too for the summer… too hot!!
GORGEOUS.
she is so lovely…
I LOVE LOVE LOVEZ IT
She looks like a really hot guy
Loves It! but i have to create rhianna for the drastic short crop look but posh did this well im shocked
Wow it definitely looks good on her. Not many people can pull that kind of cut off. Usually it looks butch on most people but on her she looks feminine. The color is great on her, too. She really does look fierce. Btw her makeup looks good.. her skin is usually a bit shiny but she has PCOS as do I so it's not something that she can control.
ew! I wouldn't want to be married to a girl who looks like a man (if I was male that is)
shes ugly
a better question…why is she so orange ?
I think she looks outstanding. It's a great look for her.
Wow her face is a diff color… Hmm well she's still pretty! But maybe she should have a PB & J.. Those collar bones are so sharp they'll poke someone's eye out!
Geez Louise, I'm way prettier!
luvs it!
Did she lose a bet with someone? Damn that is one fugly haircut - and nice brown body with dead beige face color. Tragic but funny.
HOLY SOCCER MOM…i dont know if i like it.
whoaa!
its really nice!
she needs to gain some weight though, shes starting to look really unhealthy.
i think most of the people who leave comments on this site are idiots. the only thing wrong with this poor celebrity is that her skin is orange and she needs to eat more. duh….every celebrity these days needs to eat more. except for maybe jack nicholson. he eats rather well ive seen recently. but seriously…almost every young person in hollywood is orange and too skinny. shes got a lovely face (just needs a little more food to actually add some texture to her bones) and her haircut is super cute. why do you all have to be so damn negative? i really dont understand why people who leave comments on this site have to be some hurtful and mean. but whatever helps you all sleep at night right?
hottness
The haircut kinda reminds me of Julie Andrews, I like it okay, but someone needs to feed her a sandwich (or 10).
I hope that is a wig!! WTF? It looks like crap!
i dont know if its the make up or the hair, but i dont like it…. i think shes looked alot better
I smell someone with body image issues !!!! Posh looks rockin', she is thin, always has been, I think she is intelligent enough that if she were "too thin" SHE would change it. Perez, we (smart) girls don't tan our faces because we don't want those wrinkles later in life, we use sun screen, ever thought about that possibility? Judgmental asshole.
her face could use a tan. but i like the shorter cut.
moron
Why does her face always look so shiny? It's always sooo greasy. Her pores are huge!
the ALIENS are AMONG us… Now I see the Bechham-Cruise CONNECTION!
When Vicky first cut her hair, her BFF Katie Holmes copied her…then not too long ago Katie did the pixie cut and now Posh is copying her…Interesting…
It's hot! Soon everyone will copy it. She is a trendsetter. If only she could gain about 10 pounds would fantastic~
lol
she can pull off that cut but she needs to lay off the fake tan and lay on some calories! If Beckham can "bend" it like we've heard, he'd break her skinny ass in half!
i love the previous hairstyle much much more. and YES she does need to gain a few pounds to look sexy. now it's just skinny posh. not sexy posh.
It's so Mia Farrow! I absolutely adore it, not that many ppl can pull it off, but her face looks exquisite with it.
Loves it !!! The makeup looks terrible though
Wow!! saMANtha Ronson looks awesome when she gets all dolled up!!!
so 1998
I LOVE VICTORIA BECKHAM, SHE LOOKS FUCKING SEXY.
new do looks ok not the greatest view. i agree make up to light and she looks way 2 skinny
great next style for her
Eat Something BITCH.
where is andy27?……………he must be sleeping
Uhg her hair looks TERRIBLE
Love the new hair, she looks good no matter what though. Totally agree about the makeup, WTF? Would a little tint on her lips have killed anyone? One small detail other then the lips…a little weight never killed anyone Vicky. Between her and Keira, I'm not sure who looked closer to death. It's actually disgusting.
Why is her face such a different color than her body?
:l
Because David has to put a bag over her head when he screws her in daylight places.
:l
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I can see why you are so hot for her, Perez; she looks more like a timid little boy every day.
She looks horrible! Her head is bigger than her body!
And anyone else with that orange fake tan and you would be trashing them!
Nasty…
She - or at least her public personality - is annoying. But I love her hair!!
she annoys me…
To be honest, I think it has a lot to do with the lighting!
And one more thing, if homegirl was lookin' hefty she'd be getting shit for that too. POSH is one FIERCE broad, she is amazing when it comes to style, looks, and hellloooo - look at her husband & children. Bitch has it all & I love it!!
Yummy Yummy Screw Screw!!
Ewwwwww. Not liking it at all. It looks like she copied that girl from "The Saturdays". And she is way too fucking skinny. That girl is all skin and bones. The make up is okay…
Wow, Victoria is so…ummm….orange.
ay ay she does not look good
I think she looks like Halle Berry with a little bit of Rihanna thrown in.
The haircut is very cute, I think she looks great! Not sure what that thing is at the side of her neck above her shoulder??? Is she getting a hunchback or is it a (rather large) lump?
LOVE HER!!!!!!!
LOVE HER
but she is seriously getting too skinny, and that tan needs to be fixed.
love her still tho!
LOVES IT!
omg, I thought it was Halle Berry at first glance. wtf
so fucking mia farrow. i love it.
Nasty. The only reason someone would think she is hot is because they are a butt biter and she looks like a little boy.
Fea! She looks older! no me gusta! her make up sucks too…
She really needs some fattening up. I'd be glad to drop her off at my Sicilian mother-in-law's for a week for some good homemade Italian tucker. She needs it more then me.
GOD I don't get why hottie David likes her… She looks skeletal!!! Ugh… Gain some weight!!
I'm actually making a lovely chicken roast as we speak and I would just love to send her some.
I'm a photographer and the reason her face is a different color is b/c she probably spackled on a ton of foundation and powder. The flash will actually bounce off of face powder instead of being absorbed by the skin like the rest of her body that doesn't have powder on it. This is the reason for the phenomena of ghost face in pics and it's particularly noticeable if you a tan like Posh.
ew she looks disgusting. she def needs to gain atleast 15 pounds to even look normal again. and i liked her hair better before she cut it. come on poshy you used to be hot!
I like the hair. Tres chic
Katy used to copy her hairstyles - is she now copying Katy's new do?
hmm I'm not sure about the haircut, it's a bit short..but she looks really pretty!
god she needs to put on some weight. so yuck. but she does have a face for cropped hair
It looks like that wig Kylie Minogue wore when she was dating Michael Hutchence all those years ago.
If she cuts her hair any further, she will be bald and if she loses any more weight, her organs are going to fail…
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
Maybe Lezlo should date her instead….Vic are starting to look like SaMANtha….
Anal leakage
shes so skinny its disgusting. her skin looks like beef jerky and how on earth is short hair "cutting edge"?
No matter how she looks nothing goes from her inside and it seems like a doll … she is not charming.
She can rock anything
come on…as soon as the world stole her look, you know she HAD to do something totally out there!
She's a beautiful lady but dang, she irritates me. Does she really have to pose for every single photograph? And, would it kill her to SMILE?
holy fucking shit people honestly think thats attractive? she looks fucking disgusting, she doesn't even look human . LOOK AT HOW SKINNY SHE IS THATS GROSS
not a fan of that hair…
FIERCE!
She's given up on her extensions, and letting her hair grow. LOVE IT!
She can do no wrong!! HOT HOT HOT.
I think she is too skinny. She really needs to gain weight and also consider that she is a role model for many young girls!
She looks HORRIBLE. Worse than ever.
Real tan or spray-on-tan? Look how leathery her body's skin is. Maybe she has switched to spray-on-tan to prevent further skin damage?
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Any actual dermatologists out there that can tell us how early Victoria Beckham can expect to develop skin cancer after already causing all that leathery damage?
Re: marms –
and u r cute and funny…..
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pozh..u poor baby…
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u r really lookin bad..
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and I think itz sad that u can only eat a cracker a day
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I eat 6 small mealz a day…I don't gain a pound…eat bitch
itz taking a toll on y'r lookzzzzzz 4/realzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
perez….I want y'r Teddy boy…that drunk video of u iz pricelezz
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orange…wow
i didnt like it
YOU KNOW, I DO LOVE IT!
Butt ugly orange bitch.Just as well she does not rely on "looks" to continue her ridiculous fame status..famous for what exactly.?
her makeup DOES look horrible, but i think it might be her fake tan on her body that's the problem, because her body is orange!! poor thing needs to gain like 20 pounds so bad!
as a second thought, why do she and katie holmes keep getting matching haircuts?!
She looks like a concentration camp survivor - there's thin, and then there's this. I think she'd be a very pretty woman with a little meat on her bones.
Shes looking FIERCE! Luv the hair and the makeup and the outfit come to think of it! x
What a wannabe Haley Berry. Nice tan thought although her face is almost ghostly and she has now finished her trasformation into a stick,. David can do soooooooo much better, she is nothing but a washed up (and screechy) celebrity living off her husband's money and fame. Her's a tip Vic making yourself uglier will NOT make people notice you (or at least not in a good way).
I still think the bitch is ugly.
She looks like a 13 year old boy.