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Holy Makeover!!!!!

Filed under: Anglophilia > Victoria Beckham > Beauty Buzz

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Victoria Beckham debuted a drastic new shorter 'do at the Marc Jacobs fashion show in NYC on Monday night.

The good news: her haircut looks fucking fierce!!!

Very sexy. Very cutting edge. Very hot.

The bad news????

Her makeup artist needs to be spanked - hard.

Why is her face such a different color than her body????

And, speaking of her body, could she look any skinnier????

Oh, yeah, and what do U think of the new haircut??????

[Photo via AP Images.]

303 comments to “Holy Makeover!!!!!”

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  1. 101

    Ugh. Her orange skin color is sooo unnatural. How long before Katie cuts her hair again? Think she's pissed?



  2. 102

    NO!NO!NO!!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!!!



  3. 103

    She looks like Jenny from the L Word (Season 2). She looks good!



  4. 104

    I like it!!! I decided to cut my hair short too for the summer… too hot!!

  5. j-ho says – reply to this


    105

    GORGEOUS.

    she is so lovely… :)



  6. 106

    I LOVE LOVE LOVEZ IT
    She looks like a really hot guy



  7. 107

    Loves It! but i have to create rhianna for the drastic short crop look but posh did this well im shocked



  8. 108

    Wow it definitely looks good on her. Not many people can pull that kind of cut off. Usually it looks butch on most people but on her she looks feminine. The color is great on her, too. She really does look fierce. Btw her makeup looks good.. her skin is usually a bit shiny but she has PCOS as do I so it's not something that she can control.



  9. 109

    ew! I wouldn't want to be married to a girl who looks like a man (if I was male that is)

  10. Saka says – reply to this


    110

    shes ugly



  11. 111

    a better question…why is she so orange ?



  12. 112

    I think she looks outstanding. It's a great look for her.



  13. 113

    Wow her face is a diff color… Hmm well she's still pretty! But maybe she should have a PB & J.. Those collar bones are so sharp they'll poke someone's eye out!



  14. 114

    Geez Louise, I'm way prettier!



  15. 115

    luvs it!



  16. 116

    Did she lose a bet with someone? Damn that is one fugly haircut - and nice brown body with dead beige face color. Tragic but funny.



  17. 117

    HOLY SOCCER MOM…i dont know if i like it.



  18. 118

    whoaa!
    its really nice!

    she needs to gain some weight though, shes starting to look really unhealthy.



  19. 119

    i think most of the people who leave comments on this site are idiots. the only thing wrong with this poor celebrity is that her skin is orange and she needs to eat more. duh….every celebrity these days needs to eat more. except for maybe jack nicholson. he eats rather well ive seen recently. but seriously…almost every young person in hollywood is orange and too skinny. shes got a lovely face (just needs a little more food to actually add some texture to her bones) and her haircut is super cute. why do you all have to be so damn negative? i really dont understand why people who leave comments on this site have to be some hurtful and mean. but whatever helps you all sleep at night right?

  20. skid says – reply to this


    120

    hottness



  21. 121

    The haircut kinda reminds me of Julie Andrews, I like it okay, but someone needs to feed her a sandwich (or 10).



  22. 122



  23. 123

    I hope that is a wig!! WTF? It looks like crap!



  24. 124

    i dont know if its the make up or the hair, but i dont like it…. i think shes looked alot better

  25. Hmmmm says – reply to this


    125

    I smell someone with body image issues !!!! Posh looks rockin', she is thin, always has been, I think she is intelligent enough that if she were "too thin" SHE would change it. Perez, we (smart) girls don't tan our faces because we don't want those wrinkles later in life, we use sun screen, ever thought about that possibility? Judgmental asshole.



  26. 126

    her face could use a tan. but i like the shorter cut.



  27. 127

    moron



  28. 128

    Why does her face always look so shiny? It's always sooo greasy. Her pores are huge!



  29. 129

    the ALIENS are AMONG us… Now I see the Bechham-Cruise CONNECTION!



  30. 130

    When Vicky first cut her hair, her BFF Katie Holmes copied her…then not too long ago Katie did the pixie cut and now Posh is copying her…Interesting…



  31. 131

    It's hot! Soon everyone will copy it. She is a trendsetter. If only she could gain about 10 pounds would fantastic~



  32. 132

    lol



  33. 133

    she can pull off that cut but she needs to lay off the fake tan and lay on some calories! If Beckham can "bend" it like we've heard, he'd break her skinny ass in half!



  34. 134

    i love the previous hairstyle much much more. and YES she does need to gain a few pounds to look sexy. now it's just skinny posh. not sexy posh.

  35. Sunna says – reply to this


    135

    It's so Mia Farrow! I absolutely adore it, not that many ppl can pull it off, but her face looks exquisite with it.



  36. 136

    Loves it !!! The makeup looks terrible though



  37. 137

    Wow!! saMANtha Ronson looks awesome when she gets all dolled up!!!



  38. 138

    so 1998



  39. 139

    I LOVE VICTORIA BECKHAM, SHE LOOKS FUCKING SEXY.



  40. 140

    new do looks ok not the greatest view. i agree make up to light and she looks way 2 skinny



  41. 141

    great next style for her



  42. 142

    Eat Something BITCH.

  43. Cutie says – reply to this


    143

    where is andy27?……………he must be sleeping



  44. 144

    Uhg her hair looks TERRIBLE



  45. 145

    Love the new hair, she looks good no matter what though. Totally agree about the makeup, WTF? Would a little tint on her lips have killed anyone? One small detail other then the lips…a little weight never killed anyone Vicky. Between her and Keira, I'm not sure who looked closer to death. It's actually disgusting.



  46. 146

    Why is her face such a different color than her body?
    :l
    Because David has to put a bag over her head when he screws her in daylight places.
    :l
    :l
    I can see why you are so hot for her, Perez; she looks more like a timid little boy every day.



  47. 147

    She looks horrible! Her head is bigger than her body!
    And anyone else with that orange fake tan and you would be trashing them!
    Nasty…



  48. 148

    She - or at least her public personality - is annoying. But I love her hair!!



  49. 149

    she annoys me…



  50. 150

    To be honest, I think it has a lot to do with the lighting!



  51. 151

    And one more thing, if homegirl was lookin' hefty she'd be getting shit for that too. POSH is one FIERCE broad, she is amazing when it comes to style, looks, and hellloooo - look at her husband & children. Bitch has it all & I love it!!



  52. 152

    Yummy Yummy Screw Screw!!



  53. 153

    Ewwwwww. Not liking it at all. It looks like she copied that girl from "The Saturdays". And she is way too fucking skinny. That girl is all skin and bones. The make up is okay…

  54. DLR says – reply to this


    154

    Wow, Victoria is so…ummm….orange. :o



  55. 155

    ay ay she does not look good :(



  56. 156

    I think she looks like Halle Berry with a little bit of Rihanna thrown in.



  57. 157

    The haircut is very cute, I think she looks great! Not sure what that thing is at the side of her neck above her shoulder??? Is she getting a hunchback or is it a (rather large) lump?



  58. 158

    LOVE HER!!!!!!!



  59. 159

    LOVE HER

    but she is seriously getting too skinny, and that tan needs to be fixed.

    love her still tho!

  60. Kate says – reply to this


    160

    LOVES IT!



  61. 161

    omg, I thought it was Halle Berry at first glance. wtf



  62. 162

    so fucking mia farrow. i love it.



  63. 163

    Nasty. The only reason someone would think she is hot is because they are a butt biter and she looks like a little boy.



  64. 164

    Fea! She looks older! no me gusta! her make up sucks too…



  65. 165

    She really needs some fattening up. I'd be glad to drop her off at my Sicilian mother-in-law's for a week for some good homemade Italian tucker. She needs it more then me.



  66. 166

    GOD I don't get why hottie David likes her… She looks skeletal!!! Ugh… Gain some weight!!



  67. 167

    I'm actually making a lovely chicken roast as we speak and I would just love to send her some.



  68. 168

    I'm a photographer and the reason her face is a different color is b/c she probably spackled on a ton of foundation and powder. The flash will actually bounce off of face powder instead of being absorbed by the skin like the rest of her body that doesn't have powder on it. This is the reason for the phenomena of ghost face in pics and it's particularly noticeable if you a tan like Posh.



  69. 169

    ew she looks disgusting. she def needs to gain atleast 15 pounds to even look normal again. and i liked her hair better before she cut it. come on poshy you used to be hot!



  70. 170

    I like the hair. Tres chic



  71. 171

    Katy used to copy her hairstyles - is she now copying Katy's new do?



  72. 172

    hmm I'm not sure about the haircut, it's a bit short..but she looks really pretty!

  73. rose. says – reply to this


    173

    god she needs to put on some weight. so yuck. but she does have a face for cropped hair



  74. 174

    It looks like that wig Kylie Minogue wore when she was dating Michael Hutchence all those years ago.



  75. 175

    If she cuts her hair any further, she will be bald and if she loses any more weight, her organs are going to fail…



  76. 176

    LOVE IT!!!!!!!!



  77. 177

    Maybe Lezlo should date her instead….Vic are starting to look like SaMANtha….



  78. 178

    Anal leakage



  79. 179

    shes so skinny its disgusting. her skin looks like beef jerky and how on earth is short hair "cutting edge"?

  80. Janna says – reply to this


    180

    No matter how she looks nothing goes from her inside and it seems like a doll … she is not charming.



  81. 181

    She can rock anything



  82. 182

    come on…as soon as the world stole her look, you know she HAD to do something totally out there!



  83. 183

    She's a beautiful lady but dang, she irritates me. Does she really have to pose for every single photograph? And, would it kill her to SMILE?



  84. 184

    holy fucking shit people honestly think thats attractive? she looks fucking disgusting, she doesn't even look human . LOOK AT HOW SKINNY SHE IS THATS GROSS



  85. 185

    not a fan of that hair…



  86. 186

    FIERCE!

    She's given up on her extensions, and letting her hair grow. LOVE IT!



  87. 187

    She can do no wrong!! HOT HOT HOT.



  88. 188

    I think she is too skinny. She really needs to gain weight and also consider that she is a role model for many young girls!



  89. 189

    She looks HORRIBLE. Worse than ever.

  90. JET says – reply to this


    190

    Real tan or spray-on-tan? Look how leathery her body's skin is. Maybe she has switched to spray-on-tan to prevent further skin damage?
    .
    Any actual dermatologists out there that can tell us how early Victoria Beckham can expect to develop skin cancer after already causing all that leathery damage?



  91. 191

    Re: marms
    and u r cute and funny…..
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    pozh..u poor baby…
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    u r really lookin bad..
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    and I think itz sad that u can only eat a cracker a day
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    I eat 6 small mealz a day…I don't gain a pound…eat bitch
    itz taking a toll on y'r lookzzzzzz 4/realzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    perez….I want y'r Teddy boy…that drunk video of u iz pricelezz
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  92. Me*K says – reply to this


    192

    orange…wow
    i didnt like it



  93. 193

    YOU KNOW, I DO LOVE IT!



  94. 194

    Butt ugly orange bitch.Just as well she does not rely on "looks" to continue her ridiculous fame status..famous for what exactly.?

  95. auds says – reply to this


    195

    her makeup DOES look horrible, but i think it might be her fake tan on her body that's the problem, because her body is orange!! poor thing needs to gain like 20 pounds so bad!

    as a second thought, why do she and katie holmes keep getting matching haircuts?!



  96. 196

    She looks like a concentration camp survivor - there's thin, and then there's this. I think she'd be a very pretty woman with a little meat on her bones.



  97. 197

    Shes looking FIERCE! Luv the hair and the makeup and the outfit come to think of it! x



  98. 198

    What a wannabe Haley Berry. Nice tan thought although her face is almost ghostly and she has now finished her trasformation into a stick,. David can do soooooooo much better, she is nothing but a washed up (and screechy) celebrity living off her husband's money and fame. Her's a tip Vic making yourself uglier will NOT make people notice you (or at least not in a good way).



  99. 199

    I still think the bitch is ugly.



  100. 200

    She looks like a 13 year old boy.

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