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You've All Seen His Balls….

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Now CLICK HERE to see Crisco Adler's ass uncensored!

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271 comments to “You've All Seen His Balls….”

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  1. aimee says – reply to this


    101

    Totally disappointed! I was expecting his ass to be super hairy with some kind of fungus or something growing out of it.

  2. Jesscia says – reply to this


    102

    Wow, he has a great butt!

  3. sweet cheeks says – reply to this


    103

    CAN I POKE HIM IN THE ASS and IM a girl!

  4. meltz911 says – reply to this


    104

    Meredith
    No there not, no, no there not and yes,they do!
    Are you deaf or just stupid?

  5. Kelly says – reply to this


    105

    one of the funniest headlines ever!
    But please don't remind me, I try hard to forget what I saw that day.

  6. Danita says – reply to this


    106

    Oh look, no celulite!

  7. Renee says – reply to this


    107

    I'm glad I'm single. YUCK

  8. erasmus says – reply to this


    108

    i just hurled, shat and lost my sight all at the same time.

  9. Pandora says – reply to this


    109

    Who the fuck is he and why should I care.

  10. Lola says – reply to this


    110

    typical red neck!

  11. that_girl says – reply to this


    111

    The back is better than the front.

  12. CaSandra says – reply to this


    112

    Now, that's one white ass!!

  13. Jenwa says – reply to this


    113

    #75 - that was priceless!!!

  14. richard says – reply to this


    114

    oh johnny looks like your loving that i should've been there

  15. Vicious says – reply to this


    115

    His ass isn't quite as big as his balls.

  16. Donovan says – reply to this


    116

    he got a nice ass. I'd get up in there and show him a good time.

  17. April says – reply to this


    117

    at least his ass doesn't sag like his balls!!!!

  18. erin says – reply to this


    118

    I feel like I see buttne on those cheeks. God, he is a sick fuck.

  19. beyonce knowles it all says – reply to this


    119

    don't be so damn easy.

  20. runnergal says – reply to this


    120

    I would hate to be the guy to the left. He looks like he is getting ball slapped. Whitestarr is AWFUL live.

  21. ashley says – reply to this


    121

    his ass is out but thats the least of his problems look at the rest of him…eww..do I have to say anything else?

  22. molly says – reply to this


    122

    hot!

  23. Bee-och says – reply to this


    123

    Pretty nice ass, but who is he?

  24. Bee-och says – reply to this


    124

    Nice ass, but who is he?

  25. bellatrix says – reply to this


    125

    i like his song "thong song"
    so cute

  26. butty says – reply to this


    126

    He has elephant nuts and a chicks ass! HA

  27. BiggaB says – reply to this


    127

    Who the hell is that

  28. jiggy Gato says – reply to this


    128

    this is what no talent losers do when they want attention.

    He constantly pulls his pants down because he has no statement of any worth that he is capable of making.

    His claim to fame is that he used to date some hottie named misha barton who obviously has very low self esteem to even give a loser like this the time of day.

    This guy is like the shit that sticks to the bottom of a trash can.

  29. Natalie says – reply to this


    129

    I know he dated Misha Barton, but hwo the hell is this guy and why is he even worth writing about!! Does he do anything besides showing his ass and balls?????

  30. tessa says – reply to this


    130

    he actually has a great ass.

  31. ju ju says – reply to this


    131

    Im actually going to stop looking at these web sites that cater to these sorts of losers. Kind of makes you realize why all the muslims hate our culture when people like him are promoted by web sites such as this. No wonder they all want to kill us.

  32. julie says – reply to this


    132

    hot

  33. bry says – reply to this


    133

    bare ly any tan lines…nice

  34. dean may says – reply to this


    134

    im dean may,

  35. David says – reply to this


    135

    Hook Line and sinker!!! EW`

  36. jarvis says – reply to this


    136

    it's kinda bubbly….. baby got back. he nasty.

  37. angel says – reply to this


    137

    kind of sexy if you ask me

  38. COLIN MATTHEW says – reply to this


    138

    WHO THE FUCK IS CISCO ADLER. I LIVE IN BORING MIDDLE AMERICA AND A GUY LIKE THAT WOULD GET THE PROVERBIAL "BEAT DOWN". JESUS CHRIST. IS ANYONE IN HOLLYWOOD ACTUALLY COOL???? IT SEEMS TO BE A BUNCH OF RETARDS WHO HAVE HIT THE LOTTERY. TAKE FOR EXAMPLE "PEREZ", EVENTUALLY HE WILL DO SOMETHING UNFORGIVEABLE AND THANK GOD I WILL BE THERE TO FUCKING CUT HIS HEAD OFF. COUNT YOUR LUCKY STARS PEREZ, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!!!

  39. Rash Manly says – reply to this


    139

    Why is a line of men standing behind Crisco,
    each clutching a ten dollar bill?

    (The photographer cropped this out of the photograph)
    .
    Rash Manly therashreport.com
    .
    And who is the Carrot Top clone standing in front
    of Butt Boy with his left hand near the naughty bits?
    .
    And why the name Crisco?
    Was a can of Crisco present during …ummm…
    Does he have a brother or sister named Lard?

  40. gabo says – reply to this


    140

    Thaats oonee really nice butt,

  41. Holly says – reply to this


    141

    Just cause your rich does not mean you have a hot ass!!!!! eww!!

  42. Look Closely says – reply to this


    142

    Is that a yellow smudge stain running down his ass crack…how fucking nasty? A raggedy old ass, on a fucking gimp from a trailer park! Those can't be his real teeth.

  43. ash says – reply to this


    143

    not to bad lol siiiiiiike bitccccchhhhes

  44. patty says – reply to this


    144

    he's hot!

  45. Katie says – reply to this


    145

    a little nicer than his balls?

  46. RazorbladeWinston says – reply to this


    146

    It's not thaaaat bad.

  47. Bobbeh says – reply to this


    147

    With an ass like that, it's quite surprising that his balls look as though they've been crafted from evil itself.

  48. e says – reply to this


    148

    The guy in front of him is all "doood, get keep your balls away from me. Doood."

  49. Huge Logger says – reply to this


    149

    I could blow a load in that'

  50. Meg says – reply to this


    150

    That guy is just gross. Period. Amen.

  51. droplet says – reply to this


    151

    All these fine mens out there and Maniston still sleeps alone.

  52. Laurent says – reply to this


    152

    What a nice picture !! Better if he were in front of us, to see his dick !! nice day from geneva - switzerland…

  53. E*** says – reply to this


    153

    he got a cute ass!!!

  54. tanya says – reply to this


    154

    sexy, but he needs to tighten it up and work out!

  55. MamaLuvsPerez says – reply to this


    155

    Nice round tushy! Mama like!

  56. Ashley says – reply to this


    156

    Man this guy looks like he needs a COCO bidet. LOL He has a dirty butt.

  57. babyjane says – reply to this


    157

    YESSS hopefully i can see it all when he comes to Chicago on Monday..Cisco and his band Whitestar are performing at rockit bar and grill- TAKE IT OFF BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy

  58. pam says – reply to this


    158

    i don't get why misha finds this guy hot…

  59. jennbaby says – reply to this


    159

    aw he has a cute ass.

  60. andy says – reply to this


    160

    cute ass

  61. riri says – reply to this


    161

    oh my god i catn believe mischa barton dated him. shes much too hot for this ugly sod.

  62. Carly says – reply to this


    162

    Ew, It looks fuckin hairy and saggy, that's disgusting! Don't show off your ass unless you know you have a nice one!

  63. Carly says – reply to this


    163

    Ew, It looks freakin hairy and saggy, that's disgusting! Don't show off your ass unless you know you have a nice one!

  64. Luce says – reply to this


    164

    my boyfriends is sooo much hotter XD

  65. gillian says – reply to this


    165

    pasty

  66. ML says – reply to this


    166

    He is so gross. It looks like he hasn't showered in years. I so agree with 102. Why are all these Hollywood girls interested in him. Yuck. Didn't he date Kim Stewart for a long time (I think she was a tramp stamp with his name on it), then Mischa & then I think Paris recently made out with him. Hollywood is like High School which is fine but these ladies need to find better looking men to hook up with.

  67. Colin says – reply to this


    167

    Looks like Bea Arthurs's ass….

  68. mishie says – reply to this


    168

    you know whats terrible?? his balls are longer than his dick!!

  69. john says – reply to this


    169

    i want to fuck him

  70. Tappster says – reply to this


    170

    Nice ass. I'd do him.

  71. PRTOPDWG says – reply to this


    171

    THAT ASS IS BEGGING TO GET BREEDED!!!!!!!! YUMMMMM

  72. Urbana says – reply to this


    172

    well. at least his ass is not so bad xD

  73. Gilded Lily says – reply to this


    173

    WAKE UP DUDES, THAT 70'S SHOW WAS CANCELLED!

  74. n o m o r e l i e s says – reply to this


    174

    eww, what were misha or paris doing with him??

  75. Simon says – reply to this


    175

    Ordinary ass … show me the balls !!!

  76. Cocci-naile says – reply to this


    176

    so hot :p i love it

  77. stephie says – reply to this


    177

    dont you want to just spank it very cheeky

  78. karen says – reply to this


    178

    That's a long tall ass for a skinny guy!

  79. SuziQ says – reply to this


    179

    Tell me someone, how in the hell does this man get beautiful women? I am without a clue.

  80. patty says – reply to this


    180

    Anyone knows who Amber Starr is?

  81. Dee Dee says – reply to this


    181

    AT LEAST HIS ASS IS HIGH AND TIGHT. UNLIKE HIS BALLS

  82. Disgusted ppl says – reply to this


    182

    Oh, ew! At least he is happy rubbing up a guy!

  83. BabyWooly says – reply to this


    183

    Looks better than his balls.

  84. TRASHHIM says – reply to this


    184

    Its time to chuck this addle headed long haired gofor has been into the trash.

  85. Mary Mary says – reply to this


    185

    His mother must be so proud…

  86. paca says – reply to this


    186

    you know perez would just love to sink his caulk in that dirty ass

  87. Gia says – reply to this


    187

    ewww…What he doing on the other side of that ?

  88. FelonyMelony says – reply to this


    188

    He's dirt and I'm sick of this guy. Just because skanks like Mischa and Paris have done it doesn't mean the rest of us want to look at it. EEEWWW!!

  89. per says – reply to this


    189

    i love this guy! so funny!

  90. mammagreenbuds says – reply to this


    190

    I don't wanna see it. After his nasty balls I don't wanna see his FACE again

  91. CHICANA#99 says – reply to this


    191

    ooooh nice ass! its so perfect! odd to good! heeem yeah odd!

  92. Alex says – reply to this


    192

    Co to za dupa?

  93. Monkey Tits 411 says – reply to this


    193

    His Ass and his face one in the same:0

  94. Judy says – reply to this


    194

    Actually, a totally nice ass, as asses go.

  95. jackdope says – reply to this


    195

    He should put his PANTS on his HEAD. His ASS looks better than his FACE!!

  96. Brianna says – reply to this


    196

    He's hott!

    I'd hit it ;]

  97. cassie says – reply to this


    197

    nice ass but not nice enuff to make up for the balls!

  98. Medusa says – reply to this


    198

    Please remind me why is THAT GUY famous?

  99. am says – reply to this


    199

    I'ev seen worse. At least its not hairy.lol

  100. Julie wonders says – reply to this


    200

    Who the hell is this guy????
    whata loser!
    someone fill me in on this trashy looking white boy?

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